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Business / Re: It's Not Our Intention To Defend The Naira - Cardoso Speaks On Foreign Reserves by ehissi(m): 10:20pm On Apr 17
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Autos / Re: Cheap cars in Jos for sale!!! by ehissi(m): 2:51pm On Apr 17
Direct Tokunbo 2009 Toyota Camry LE (upgraded to Sport).

4 plug engine, Bluetooth, chilling AC with DVD system.....

LOCATION: Rukuba Road, Jos!!

Feel free to call 08036460117

Asking price: #7.5m

Celebrities / Re: “Forgive Me & I Would Serve Your God” — Man Begs Nathaniel Bassey & Mercy Chinwo by ehissi(m): 7:02pm On Apr 07
Proudman1:
I've said it already. If you don't see any resemblance you're either blind or a liar

Kirikiri watery beans is calling you. Na this kind talk na E make this thread possible.

You seem to be in the mood to wanna make history like this guy..... grin
Celebrities / Re: “Forgive Me & I Would Serve Your God” — Man Begs Nathaniel Bassey & Mercy Chinwo by ehissi(m): 10:39am On Apr 07
Proudman1:
I'm not in any way in support of the guy. But anyone can see that striking resemblance.

It's good to be all nice and pretend that it's none of your business.

But the resemblance is there. It's uncanny

It's like you and this guy dey the same whatsapp group ba? Talk wetin you wan serve now before you reach station ooo.....
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Kill Edo Bank Manager After Reportedly Collecting ₦‎8 Million Ransom by ehissi(m): 6:49am On Apr 05
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Politics / Re: Convert Your Dollars To Naira Before Dangote Refinery Starts – Omokri To Nigeria by ehissi(m): 7:40pm On Apr 04
CoronaVirusPro:
Of two other billionaires can replicate same Dangote refinery, $$$ is doomed!

How can dollar be doomed by this.

Don't let politicians in power deceive you.

That refinery, as at when it was launched, reportedly cost $21billion dollars to build, dangote only put up $3billion, the rest was outsourced through foreign instruments/ loans.....

Which means in months to come, CBN must clear payments amounting to $18billion (interest not included, which are already accumulating as the refinery is already late by years on it initial projected kickoff date. 4 years late to be exact)....

So whatever benefit in FOREX you think it will bring in, will be used to clear whatever loans that set it up in the first place.....

Except Dangote is willing channel at least 90% of its product to supplying foreign customers and making them a priority over Nigeria, the refinery will just make the fall of the Naira faster......

As he will be paying CBN in Naira & CBN has to source dollars to clear the debt repayment.....

The only major potential benefit of the refinery at this stage is elimination of scarcity of product & fresh job opportunities in the oil & gas sector, other than that.......nothing ooooh.

Don't let politicians raise your hopes up & then shoot it down later when your eye don begin dey red

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Politics / Re: Convert Your Dollars To Naira Before Dangote Refinery Starts – Omokri To Nigeria by ehissi(m): 7:18pm On Apr 04
AmazingGenius:
Social Activist, Reno Omokri, has urged Nigerians to convert their dollars into naira.



https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/03/convert-your-dollars-to-naira-before-dangote-refinery-starts-omokri-to-nigerians/

Reno unfortunately, in putting up this write up forgot one critical issue.

As at when the refinery was launched, it is on record that it cost dangote $21billion to build, dangote only put up $3billion, the remaining $18billion was acquired through loans.

That means in the next few years, CBN has to clear at least $18billion leaving our economy (interest not included).

So anyone thinking that just because the refinery is operational, mean huge forex coning in, isn't really thinking at all. If the loan was sourced locally, E for make sense....apparently it wasn't!

Follow Reno short sighted advise now & cry later.....

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Autos / Re: Registered Nissan Almera 2005- Well Used/maintained 1.5M by ehissi(m): 9:25pm On Apr 01
Is this gone?
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Camry Le 2009 5.3M ☎️ 08103362707 by ehissi(m): 2:20pm On Apr 01
letout:


The answer to the question is simple, how greedy I’m I?


If I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it. This makeshift strategy to buy something we can’t adore has pushed us to the point of excessive greed and it must stop.

NIGERIANS ARE Selfish and Greedy.

See deflection!! I asked a simple question that pride & ego won't let be answered sincerely . Sell below #1.9m or sell above #1.9m?

You shift away focus from you & say Nigerians are greedy, because you are a beninoise poodle and not a Nigerian. Or you are a German shepherd..... grin

Moral of this deflection, don't criticise a level you have never experienced. Karma can be a real bitch later.
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Camry Le 2009 5.3M ☎️ 08103362707 by ehissi(m): 10:46am On Apr 01
letout:



Clearing of vehicles increased because USD went up. So I will ask when was this particular vehicle cleared? Then also consider how long it was used in Nigeria, after it was registered, there’s no reason any sane person will give to justify selling a car bought for say ₦2m (including clearing) after been used for 2 years, that same car now sells for ₦5m

Let me now ask you a direct question & I want you to answer me sincerely, no capping. You were the one that bought this cars for #1.9m.

Your intention is to use this car for just 2 and half year, then you will sell and add money & buy a Nigerian used 2014 Rav which cost approx #4.8million ( that car don enter your eye since).

By the time you wanted to sell your car, the tokunbo value of your own car is between #7m - #9million. And the 2014 rav 4 you want to upgrade too is now between #8m - #11.5million Nigeria used.

Please answer this sincerely, will you sell your car below #1.9m or above #1.9m?
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Camry Le 2009 5.3M ☎️ 08103362707 by ehissi(m): 5:45pm On Mar 31
letout:



Best price is ₦2.5m

dollar has come down. There’s no excuse to increase the prices arbitrarily, the price of this car in Jan 2024 was 3.5m as Toks and the value of usd now is the same as Jan 2024. Also this car wasn’t cleared into Nigeria during Q1 of 2024.

Your first mistake is assuming that he is the owner of the car.

What if he is simply guided by the price range given to him by the owner?

Second, the value of dollar to the naira is just one factor in many matters of car pricing. Cost of Clearing the nko? Do you know that clearing this car currently is #3,550,000?

As at the time Jonathan's exist, cost of clearing cars was 70% of its value. That has long being increased.....

To buy this car overseas is current cheaper than to clear it. That why most people who brought this car early the year will not sell to you for less than #7,000,000, some even set price to as much as #9,000,000, depending on the model, especially of they are selling to make money & not just to get cash in Naira
Autos / Re: Nissan Almera For Sale by ehissi(m): 11:09am On Mar 31
gobuchinny:


grin

Na so! Them no dey use eye see unregistered Nissan Almera or Nissan Micra!!

Taaaa! The motor suppose don collect village title for that side
Autos / Re: 2017 Toyota Highlander (Registered) by ehissi(m): 9:50am On Mar 31
FashAutos:
Pre Owned
🚘 2017 Toyota Highlander

📍Omole phase1

💰19,700,000 Asking

📱 Call/WhatsApp 08083095071

Kindly send DM for more details

Please confirm if it 6 cylinder engine...
Autos / Re: Nissan Almera For Sale by ehissi(m): 8:24am On Mar 31
gobuchinny:
His Avery big greedy joker. 4m for this Nissan. Omo make I no talk my mind finish

My brother na Omo ijebu and omo ibadan whey dey use am run transport E post the advert for.

No be for una whey una eye don open... grin

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Travel / Re: Men Watching Big Buttocks While Driving, Cause Of Most Crashes In Ghana - Offici by ehissi(m): 6:17pm On Mar 29
fergie001:
Mensa Duncan's interview with the Road Safety Authority PR Manager

Cause of high rate of road crashes in Ghana:

PR Manager: Men are in the majority, they like watching women with big buttocks and it's also part of the inattentiveness.

Radio host: Is there any research to support this?

PR Manager: Even women do, but women are more careful than men. Yes, there is a lot of inattentiveness on our roads

Radio host: ...but I want to see the research

PR Manager: I will bring the results for you

Radio host: That when men are driving they watch women's big buttocks

PR Manager: Yes, they do, especially when driving on highway

This is why ghanians can never make it in South Africa..... grin
Autos / Duty For 2004 Toyota Camry by ehissi(m): 9:57pm On Mar 26
Please how much does it cost to clear a 2004 camry....
Autos / Re: SOLD...Naija Used 2004 Toyota Camry Big Daddy @ 2.8m by ehissi(m): 3:59pm On Mar 25
lolly24000:
Naija Used Toyota Camry big daddy

2004 model

Engine, gear, AC... working perfect

Comes with android screen

Location is Arepo after Berger Lagos

08065920855


Any engine pix? Is it 4 or 6cylinders?
Sports / Re: Nigeria-Ghana Jollof War: See Troost-Ekong's Reaction To Super Eagles' Victory by ehissi(m): 9:24pm On Mar 22
Namaster:
Although Nigeria is RIDDLED with problems, it's still an insult for a small fry like Ghana to consider themselves our "rival".

A very big insult for that matter

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Politics / Re: 'give Me Power To Spend Security Votes Like Govs' - Wike Lobbies Lawmakers by ehissi(m): 9:34pm On Mar 18
paramakina202:
Thief if they give you such power what about other ministers?

Technically he's the only minister that governs a territory. So his request makes sense
Autos / Cost Of Duty For 2009 Camry. by ehissi(m): 7:54am On Mar 17
Hi guys.
Please how much does it cost to clear a 2009 toyota camry.....

That information will be very helpful in deciding whether to buy and ship here or not.

Thanks

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Crime / Re: Lady Jailed For Assaulting Lagos Official, Ignoring Pedestrian Bridge by ehissi(m): 9:23am On Mar 15
Angelfrost:
Seven months in Prison??! Haba!!!

That doesn't even begin to make sense... Why no option of fine?!!

Community service for 6 months even makes more sense.

Why is the Nigerian Judiciary unnecessarily harsh when doling out judgment to the members of the lower class, but shockingly lenient towards the higher class for the very same offenses?!!

Y'all sentence phone snatchers to death or life imprisonment, but give Politicians and elected officials guilty of siphoning billions wrist slaps.


Its supposed to be 3years, the judge still try. Remember, assault dey involved....
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2002 Highlander limited For Sale In Lagos by ehissi(m): 2:34am On Mar 13
lendahand:
The engine is sound like tokunbo, AC is working perfectly and gear is selecting without hassles.

It's a buy and drive, clean first body with only the boot repainted.

It's the first owner from tokunbo and I'm sure of this one as I hardly market registered vehicles because of the long stories involved.

Buying this is tantamount to buying tokunbo.


Price is 4.2m in Lagos

Contact: 09036961874 (WhatsApp and calls)

V4 or v6?
Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2006 Toyota Corolla For Sale by ehissi(m): 2:33am On Mar 13
DirtyAfonjas:
You are the most criminally minded middle man car dealer on nairaland.
Thief

Before you attack the op. Please find out how much it costs to buy this car overseas in dollars, then factor the amount in Naira, then find out how much it costs to clear the car ( I will give you a hint, it costs more to clear the car than to buy it).

2011 Camry now cost over #9m, E get why?

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Celebrities / Re: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by ehissi(m): 7:21pm On Mar 12
jeromestarks:
There are girls you will marry and you will know deep in your heart that the marriage won't last.
This is one of such girls.


You want a lasting happy home? Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry.

Ignore my advice and you will regret ever getting married like many men are currently regretting.

Las Las, you will find out that

Virginity /= Home Training.
Virginity /= Commonsense ^ home training.

Some Virgins na ashewo in waiting. Them never know say the thing dey sweet, until dem know.

Israel DMW wife was a Virgin, but she later come out talk say her husband no sabi knack.

My question is, compared to what/who? How she take know as them dey knack, no be Virgin she be? Abi her own na Virgin Atlantic....

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Autos / Re: ««« Sold!! Toks Highlander 04 4cyl @ N7.9M Negotiable ««« by ehissi(m): 6:34pm On Mar 12
Trumpdonald5:

No bro. Even the 2008 models also have a 4 cyl.

I promise you, it doesn't. The 2008 Toyota Highlander is the only V6 engine highlander. 2007 has 4 cylinder 2009 has 4 cylinder. But 2008 doesn't.....

But you don't have to take my word, a Google check settle it. Toyota didn't make any for that year
Autos / Re: ««« Sold!! Toks Highlander 04 4cyl @ N7.9M Negotiable ««« by ehissi(m): 3:27am On Mar 12
advanceDNA:
Interesting,..I never knew highlander has 4 plugs version...

Its only the 2008 model year highlander that is restricted to v6 engine. Every other model year has 4 cylinder engine........
Autos / Re: 2013 Toyota Yaris LE by ehissi(m): 6:32am On Mar 09
kingyang:
12m abi eye they turn me ?

Baba na asking price dem put there, abi you ask am if E fit agree your own price, whey E no give you face?
Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Pained As Ex-Wife, Sheila Courage Returns Bride Price Via SMS Alert by ehissi(m): 1:08pm On Mar 06
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Family / Re: Police Invitation; What Could Go Wrong At The Police Station? by ehissi(m): 12:16pm On Mar 05
Afonja2000:
This my female colleague at work received a call from a female Police officer by name officer angel.

She informed her that her husband brought a complaint against her to the station and as a result her presence is required at the station.

It was when she got home tonight that the police Invitation was handed to her by a co-tenant.

Right now, she is contemplating if she should honor the invitation or not as she is not sure if the Nigerian police can be trusted.

From what I could gather concerning her and her husband is that they have been married for less than two years. The foundation of the marriage was built on lies. The husband pretended to be what he wasn't during their courtship, which unfortunately lasted less than three months.

My colleague for reasons I'm yet to understand failed to make all the necessary enquiry concerning the man she was getting married to.

The man has been married before in which the first wife died as a result of maltreatment from the man and his family members especially from his mother and his elder sisters.

My colleague saw a completely different man from what she thought that she got married to in less than a month after their white wedding.
She was always treated like a slave by her mother in law and two of her daughters with broken marriages.

The husband always accused her of having extra marital affairs with no tangible evidence to back it up and usually have her locked out of their rented apartment.

This is actually the first time she stood up to her husband and the next thing he did was to report her to the police.


The Nigerian Police will never get involved in dispute between married couples as they insist it is a family matter. Never.....This is a fact

Your colleague is definitely keeping some information from you at best, at worst she is lying to you!....

An invitation is poor man's arrest, meaning the person that reported to the police didn't have money to mobilise them to get you arrested.....

So she should go to with lawyer & respond to the invitation.

Remember, when getting involved with couples, never judge any matter or person by listening to one side of a story, especially if the woman is the one talking.....

It will save you from doing or saying or getting into anything stupid/foolish/dangerous, experience in these type of cases is usually the worst teacher......
Food / Re: How Much Is This Noodle In Your Area? by ehissi(m): 3:06pm On Mar 02
LadyRosa2:
grin


It's healthy when it's prepared with lot of vegetables. And then garnished with sea protein.


Don't know, but the last I bought the carton was 10k +

Funny thing is I will still buy it at any price because it's a life saver when I wake up hungry sometimes at night.

Currently sold @ #19,000
Politics / Re: Why I Located $800m Geometric Power Plant In Aba - Barth Nnaji by ehissi(m): 9:49am On Feb 27
SoNature:
If not that APC members love politics more than their lives, these are the kinds of technocrats that should be made the power minister.

Na for APC government lawyer be power and aviation ministers. Those people don't care about development; they are just after the next election!

He was an adviser to Obasanjo on power & was power Minister under president Goodluck Jonathan, he had the best record, but electricity workers union fought for him to be removed....

He had a reputation for firing incompetence. Whenever Turn around maintenence was to be done on power plants he was always first on site, he is also a pioneer Dean of Engineering of a faculty Engineering in a university in Canada .

Unfortunately 2 things counted against him, first of which he was hated by workers Union.

Secondly, he had shares in Manitoba Engineering, that company has a hand in more than 50 percent of Contracts within the power sector.

He knows the job, when vice president Sambo was reviewing certain contracts awards bid for Turn Around Maintenence, he informed the review board (of which he was Secretary) that he couldn't participate in the contract reveiw as a company he has shares in applied for that contract. He walked out, electricity workers used that to accuse him of corruption & he was made to resign.....

Aside from President Jonathan, he was also guarded by Soldier because of death threats after he cancelled many lopsided contracts & fired all the TCN managers in one day.

After he left, President Goodluck tried to convince him to return, because he had come to understand that workers didn't want him because he was making them do the work and doesn't compromise.

Jonathan went so far to track the Igwe of his village to beg, but Oga Barth refused. He gave a full page statement in the press before his resignation & told Nigerians what to expect after he leaves.......he was right

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