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Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 12:16pm On Sep 17, 2023
Come and buy peace of mind....
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 12:15pm On Sep 17, 2023
Motor dey here
Politics / Re: Tinubu Nominates Olayemi Cardoso As CBN Governor by ehissi(m): 11:23am On Sep 16, 2023
ijustdey:


NTA

To hire this man as CBN governor is a recipe for Macro-Economic collapse!

How will Tinubu ignore hundreds of more qualified folks for this person.

That was how Buhari gave Ministry of Finance to an Accountant that said "Recession is just a word" now bag of rice is heading to #50k. Brown beans, na only yahoo boys dey buy am now......

At least nominate someone with a background in economics, Developmental Economics to be precise, we can't keep running around in circles like we have been doing with our Economy for the last 8years

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Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 9:50am On Sep 16, 2023
Sweet motor
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 9:48am On Sep 16, 2023
Come and buy
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 9:47am On Sep 16, 2023
See motor oòoh
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 9:47am On Sep 16, 2023
Time time
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 9:46am On Sep 16, 2023
Once upon a time
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:22pm On Sep 15, 2023
See motor here
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:21pm On Sep 15, 2023
Come and buy the car 🚗
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 3:21pm On Sep 15, 2023
Motor dey here oooh
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 10:03am On Sep 15, 2023
Still available
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 9:06am On Sep 15, 2023
Come and see oooh
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 6:47am On Sep 15, 2023
Clean, smooth, perfect...
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 6:25am On Sep 15, 2023
Osobi32:
Buy now without any pics abi

Nairaland always reviews and most of the time blocks posts loaded with pictures. So I have to create the ad first and then post pictures after
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 6:23am On Sep 15, 2023
More pictures
Autos / Edited by ehissi(m): 6:21am On Sep 15, 2023
Newly ....
Autos / Re: Reg Toyota Camry 2012 Model XLE by ehissi(m): 2:48pm On Sep 07, 2023
Eagles1095:
Reg Toyota Camry 2012 Model XLE upgraded to 2015 Model
Fullest Option
Thumbstart/Reverse Cam
Clean Leather Cream Interior
Uniform Tires 🛞
Sound JBL Speakers 🔊
Total Nothing to Fix

Price: 5.8m
Location: Ogba
Whatsapp No 08183210725

Verydarkman needs to come for una. This motor no get NAFDAC.....what type of oshaprapra mixture is this?

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Politics / Re: Drama, Confusion As Wike Makes APC, PDP Campaign Council lists For Bayelsa Guber by ehissi(m): 8:32pm On Aug 29, 2023
Nemere2020:
Nyesom Wike's name appeared as Number 12 on the PDP Campaign List and appeared as Number 6 on the APC released Campaign Council list.

Wike is this, wike is that. Na them dey rush am now like today bread.

Tony aneinih successor has arrived..... grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chadian Army Proudly Displays Nigerian-Built Armoured Personnel Carriers (Photos by ehissi(m): 12:42pm On Aug 28, 2023
Ritchiee:


The problem of INNOSON is longthroat and it might affect him negatively.
He registered as a vehicle manufacturer but if dem talk about aircraft,him go put mouth,go meet him China partners,dem go give am.
If they talk about armoury,him go put mouth,go meet him China partners,dem go sell am fake ones.
INNOSON does not have the facilities to produce these things but ojukokoro dey worry am.

Reason why most of our Eastern brothers' businesses don't last up to 40 years.
PROFORCE sells to UNO,Belarus,Rwanda,Chad etc.
They are quality personified and they don't make noise.
COMPETENCE is the word.

God bless you for just being forth right in your contribution here................Innoson had the opportunity to take the Nigerian market but they bungle it with greed, their vehicles are one of the most expensive but they dont even have after sales service like, what the hell is that?

For brand new vehicles? I think was NAN had issues with their buses that almost lead to court case one time


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/577091-nan-returns-new-innoson-bus-says-its-faulty.html

Those guys have poor quality control abeg

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Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by ehissi(m): 6:44pm On Aug 26, 2023
Reinamaria:


Let us begin from where Steve Harvey cheated on his former wife with her, shall we?

And he cheated on his first wife with the former wife.......
Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by ehissi(m): 6:38pm On Aug 26, 2023
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Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by ehissi(m): 6:37pm On Aug 26, 2023
AImiron:


Source


Steve is lucky Kevin samuels isn't alive to witness this, he warned that much of what Steve was saying about relationships was bullshit but......
HERE WE ARE!!

How will he ever recover from this one.......?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by ehissi(m): 3:30pm On Aug 26, 2023
JUSTICE FOR MANCHESTER UNITED, 2 GOALS IN FOUR MINUTES IS TOO MUCH.....

THEY NEED TO SET FIXTURES SO MAN U CAN BE PLAYING TEAMS LIKE WATFORD..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by ehissi(m): 3:12pm On Aug 26, 2023
jojothaiv:
Make dem beat MUFC today sef.

As a promise I intend keeping, I don remove MUFC from any of my betting slip, make wetin no good spoil the whole thing wey man dey take hold body.

Idan gangan!!

You have finally proven yourself to be a wise man!!

Man U now dey play the game whey arsenal dey play last 2 seasons....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by ehissi(m): 3:10pm On Aug 26, 2023
God ooh!!God ooh!!God ooh! God ooh!! grin cheesy

2 goals in less than 5mins!!

Chisoooooooos!!
Culture / Re: Does A Widow Need To Return Bride Price For Her To Date Another Man? by ehissi(m): 10:42am On Aug 26, 2023
bestman09:
Every tribe with their traditions. In Anambra state where I came from, at the death of a husband, the wife is still married to the family. If the woman wants to leave or remarry, the bride price must be returned. If the woman bears a child with another man without returning the bride price, the child legally belongs to the dead husband.
BTW, official bride price in my area, nnewi south is N5000, and the bride's family may take N200-N2000 and return the rest to the groom because we're not selling the woman.

Taaaaaaa!!

Who dey collect official bride price for Nnewi.......nobody dey collect official bride price for Nnewi, all of them na padded budget them dey give man whey wan marry from their side
Culture / Re: Does A Widow Need To Return Bride Price For Her To Date Another Man? by ehissi(m): 10:28am On Aug 26, 2023
fineboynl:
I’m in a serious situation. i have been dating this young widow for a while now without any issues.

But From the day I slept with her i have been noticing some things i don’t want to talk about.

Many things have been going through my mind concerning her.

From the igbo/Yoruba and all other cultures in Nigeria. What should a widow do before she start sleeping with another man? Should she returned the bride price?

Because I’m considering cutting ties with her and go for deliverance.

She doesn't have to return the bride price but..........their is a big but.....

Even on the death of her husband, she is still part of his family and traditionally remains under their care and that connection needs to be properly severed......

There is first of all, the traditional length of time that she is supposed to mourn her loss.....no freaky freaky during that period.

Also, she is supposed to take permission to date/remarry so that the husband's family can properly disengage from her gradually......

For example, if her husband owned a house she is living in or properties in her possession, her continued access to those things are her right as a member of her husband's family and constitutes family care.

So she needs to let them know so they can advise on whether she can hold on to them personally, especially in the absence of children/heirs.....

Because another marriage means the extended responsibility of care has shifted to her new husband's family, you cannot date/marry a widow and be doing freaky freaky with her in her late husband's house.

You will not need deliverance, its brain transplant you will need Because deliverance won't give sense......you don't know if the late husband was a kanayo O Kanayo and the Spiritual products of the man's sacrifice are after you (please this is a joke).....

The fact is, check your intentions towards her first, if they are for a serious relationship (and not smash and dash). If she has observed the period that she is expected to mourn her husband's loss and has kids that can inherit assets of her late husband then she should inform her husband's people (particularly the head of her husband's family) so they can give their blessings and permitt her to carry on seeing other men......to avoid unintended Consequences.....

But if you know that you are not ready for a serious relationship, biko leave her alone, whatever is disturbing you will leave after you have left her......

Let me say it again, do not freaky freaky in a dead man's house, with his wife!!


Also local traditions play a role too in these matters sometimes. In Edo culture, (though some villages/towns have reversed the negative consequences to the woman), if a married woman has an affair and continues to maintain normal relationship with her husband, it will cause the husband to be sick and if the matter isn't resolved, he can die in the process......


So if for instance Madam was doing freaky freaky with another man, while her husband was alive, wasn't caught and the man dies and she now still continues with that issue unresolved, the new man whey she dey climb will also be seeing things that don't make sense......

That one too dey, though like some villages like Uromi have reversed it, if a married woman has an affair now na she go kpehme!!

So before you tell her anything, think ooooh! No be say you get your own wife, you dey use another family wife dey do wrapper, if you know you wanna take her home to Mama, please tell her to go and see the family of the man and take their permission so that see can start seeing other men (and by other men I mean you).

Also Tunubu say I should tell you people, "no matter how you people protest oooh, he will not bring back subsidy".

Thank you

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Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by ehissi(m): 5:27pm On Aug 24, 2023
addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.

First of all, I didn't see anything said about children from my speed reading, anyway, choose a day in the week and sit her down and make it clear to her just as you have itemized it here, the problems with your relationship with her.

Let it start from the sex angle, 35 is too early in a woman's life to be dodging sex duty or having low sex drive, some women are called cougars for a reason, it could be trauma related or hormonal, whatever the case maybe, she needs to seek help from a license professional not a pastor on this issue because hatred of sex at 35years old is a problem, get it clear she has a problem not you. You have 50year old women putting their husband waist under pressure then 35year old woman dey squeeze face,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

If she tries to make light of it or insult you, make it clear that you would rather get a new wife who is serious on working on herself and her relationship with her husband and marriage than fornicate. Sex is her sacred duty recognized by law and all religious faith/institutions under the covenant of marriage, its the one thing no woman can do for her so if she is playing with it then she is a very unserious and irresponsible wife...........and for the record, denial of sex is a strong ground for seeking/getting a divorce both in court and traditional setting.


And no, you are not a goat, you are a full blown man with a healthy sexual appetite, she should be grateful that you dont have a problem in that department and not use her family to manipulate/disrespect you into not asking for sex when the hunger for it has come upon you..................

Then you will need to seek out a licensed phycologist/psychiatrist and the 2 of you should go there and seek counselling and work it out. Take note, it is not a family problem and it is something that should be worked out between the 2 of you, but refusing to work it out is a serious marital problem and by extension it is a family problem..............

This hatred of sex sometimes is a matter of low sex drive and maybe hormonal, so she will also need to go for test and check her progesterone levels and if possible engage hormonal therapy.

Start from there first and thank me later............

Ask any doctor if they can refer you to physchologist/pyschiatrist..............

Make it crystal clear that she needs to change otherwise she will need a new husband and you will be needing a new wife, you cannot cope with a frigid wife, she needs counselling from a trained professional not a pastor.

She should see a Doctor and have her hormones checked, she is probably low on progesterone.

And for the record marriage and relationships in marriage takes 2 to work, dont accept this "you are a man bullshit". She must just be willing and ready to work on your marriage as you are just as willing to understand.

If she refuses to accept to seek professional help, then start the process of disengaging and seeking a new mate/wife and give her distance. If her family call you, it will be on record that you sought professional help for her mentally and physically and she has refused, timetable for sex is denial of sex and that is a marital war crime. Even in court that wont fly........................

Its left to you, to be pitying someone all in the name of being nice who will insult you and disrespect you without a moments hesitation..................why stay in a marriage with a woman who doesnt even want you or is even attracted to you sexually in anyway? Get help then invite her follow you to get checked, she refuses then stop listening to her, stop eating from her and start the process of disengaging legally from that marriage......

This is my take, no emotions no sentiments...................

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Music/Radio / Re: FM Radio Presenters In Nigeria In the 1980s, '90s And Early 2000s by ehissi(m): 8:18pm On Aug 22, 2023
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................back in the days before agbado started hitting hard

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Politics / Re: “No More Cows Grazing In Abuja City Centre.” - Wike by ehissi(m): 1:40pm On Aug 22, 2023
Penguin2:
You don’t have to like Wike to agree with him on this.

I guess it’s time to stop elevating cows above humans in Nigeria as was obtainable in the last administration.



https://gazettengr.com/no-more-cattle-grazing-in-abuja-city-centre-fulani-herdsmen-should-take-their-cows-out-wike/#:~:text=Mr%20Wike%20said%20this%20during,as%20FCT%20minister%20on%20Monday.&text=Nyesom%20Wike%2C%20newly%20sworn%20in,grazing%20outside%20the%20city%20centre.

Ikwere! Ikwere!! Ikwere!!! Zam zam!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 21st August 2023 by ehissi(m): 8:16pm On Aug 21, 2023
kennyz247:
Arteta is very insane with this useless formation...
what will you bench Gabriel for worthless and money miss road Havertz..

Gabriel get knee injury naaa

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