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AutosRe: Registered Toyota Camry Le 2009 5.3M ☎️ 08103362707 by ehissi(m): 10:46am On Apr 01, 2024
letout:
Clearing of vehicles increased because USD went up. So I will ask when was this particular vehicle cleared? Then also consider how long it was used in Nigeria, after it was registered, there’s no reason any sane person will give to justify selling a car bought for say ₦2m (including clearing) after been used for 2 years, that same car now sells for ₦5m
Let me now ask you a direct question & I want you to answer me sincerely, no capping. You were the one that bought this cars for #1.9m.

Your intention is to use this car for just 2 and half year, then you will sell and add money & buy a Nigerian used 2014 Rav which cost approx #4.8million ( that car don enter your eye since).

By the time you wanted to sell your car, the tokunbo value of your own car is between #7m - #9million. And the 2014 rav 4 you want to upgrade too is now between #8m - #11.5million Nigeria used.

Please answer this sincerely, will you sell your car below #1.9m or above #1.9m?
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Camry Le 2009 5.3M ☎️ 08103362707 by ehissi(m): 5:45pm On Mar 31, 2024
letout:
Best price is ₦2.5m

dollar has come down. There’s no excuse to increase the prices arbitrarily, the price of this car in Jan 2024 was 3.5m as Toks and the value of usd now is the same as Jan 2024. Also this car wasn’t cleared into Nigeria during Q1 of 2024.
Your first mistake is assuming that he is the owner of the car.

What if he is simply guided by the price range given to him by the owner?

Second, the value of dollar to the naira is just one factor in many matters of car pricing. Cost of Clearing the nko? Do you know that clearing this car currently is #3,550,000?

As at the time Jonathan's exist, cost of clearing cars was 70% of its value. That has long being increased.....

To buy this car overseas is current cheaper than to clear it. That why most people who brought this car early the year will not sell to you for less than #7,000,000, some even set price to as much as #9,000,000, depending on the model, especially of they are selling to make money & not just to get cash in Naira
AutosRe: Nissan Almera For Sale by ehissi(m): 11:09am On Mar 31, 2024
gobuchinny:
grin
Na so! Them no dey use eye see unregistered Nissan Almera or Nissan Micra!!

Taaaa! The motor suppose don collect village title for that side
AutosRe: 2017 Toyota Highlander (Registered) by ehissi(m): 9:50am On Mar 31, 2024
FashAutos:
Pre Owned
🚘 2017 Toyota Highlander

📍Omole phase1

💰19,700,000 Asking

📱 Call/WhatsApp 08083095071

Kindly send DM for more details
Please confirm if it 6 cylinder engine...
AutosRe: Nissan Almera For Sale by ehissi(m): 8:24am On Mar 31, 2024
gobuchinny:
His Avery big greedy joker. 4m for this Nissan. Omo make I no talk my mind finish
My brother na Omo ijebu and omo ibadan whey dey use am run transport E post the advert for.

No be for una whey una eye don open... grin
TravelRe: Men Watching Big Buttocks While Driving, Cause Of Most Crashes In Ghana - Offici by ehissi(m): 6:17pm On Mar 29, 2024
fergie001:
Mensa Duncan's interview with the Road Safety Authority PR Manager

Cause of high rate of road crashes in Ghana:

PR Manager: Men are in the majority, they like watching women with big buttocks and it's also part of the inattentiveness.

Radio host: Is there any research to support this?

PR Manager: Even women do, but women are more careful than men. Yes, there is a lot of inattentiveness on our roads

Radio host: ...but I want to see the research

PR Manager: I will bring the results for you

Radio host: That when men are driving they watch women's big buttocks

PR Manager: Yes, they do, especially when driving on highway
This is why ghanians can never make it in South Africa..... grin
AutosDuty For 2004 Toyota Camry by ehissi(op): 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2024
Please how much does it cost to clear a 2004 camry....
AutosRe: SOLD...Naija Used 2004 Toyota Camry Big Daddy @ 2.8m by ehissi(m): 3:59pm On Mar 25, 2024
lolly24000:
Naija Used Toyota Camry big daddy

2004 model

Engine, gear, AC... working perfect

Comes with android screen

Location is Arepo after Berger Lagos

08065920855
Any engine pix? Is it 4 or 6cylinders?
SportsRe: Nigeria-Ghana Jollof War: See Troost-Ekong's Reaction To Super Eagles' Victory by ehissi(m): 9:24pm On Mar 22, 2024
Namaster:
Although Nigeria is RIDDLED with problems, it's still an insult for a small fry like Ghana to consider themselves our "rival".
A very big insult for that matter
PoliticsRe: 'give Me Power To Spend Security Votes Like Govs' - Wike Lobbies Lawmakers by ehissi(m): 9:34pm On Mar 18, 2024
paramakina202:
Thief if they give you such power what about other ministers?
Technically he's the only minister that governs a territory. So his request makes sense
AutosCost Of Duty For 2009 Camry. by ehissi(op): 7:54am On Mar 17, 2024
Hi guys.
Please how much does it cost to clear a 2009 toyota camry.....

That information will be very helpful in deciding whether to buy and ship here or not.

Thanks
CrimeRe: Lady Jailed For Assaulting Lagos Official, Ignoring Pedestrian Bridge by ehissi(m): 9:23am On Mar 15, 2024
Angelfrost:
Seven months in Prison??! Haba!!!

That doesn't even begin to make sense... Why no option of fine?!!

Community service for 6 months even makes more sense.

Why is the Nigerian Judiciary unnecessarily harsh when doling out judgment to the members of the lower class, but shockingly lenient towards the higher class for the very same offenses?!!

Y'all sentence phone snatchers to death or life imprisonment, but give Politicians and elected officials guilty of siphoning billions wrist slaps.
Its supposed to be 3years, the judge still try. Remember, assault dey involved....
AutosRe: Neatly Used 2002 Highlander limited For Sale In Lagos by ehissi(m): 2:34am On Mar 13, 2024
lendahand:
The engine is sound like tokunbo, AC is working perfectly and gear is selecting without hassles.

It's a buy and drive, clean first body with only the boot repainted.

It's the first owner from tokunbo and I'm sure of this one as I hardly market registered vehicles because of the long stories involved.

Buying this is tantamount to buying tokunbo.


Price is 4.2m in Lagos

Contact: 09036961874 (WhatsApp and calls)
V4 or v6?
AutosRe: Sold out Foreign Used 2006 Toyota Corolla For Sale by ehissi(m): 2:33am On Mar 13, 2024
DirtyAfonjas:
You are the most criminally minded middle man car dealer on nairaland.
Thief
Before you attack the op. Please find out how much it costs to buy this car overseas in dollars, then factor the amount in Naira, then find out how much it costs to clear the car ( I will give you a hint, it costs more to clear the car than to buy it).

2011 Camry now cost over #9m, E get why?
CelebritiesRe: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by ehissi(m): 7:21pm On Mar 12, 2024
jeromestarks:
There are girls you will marry and you will know deep in your heart that the marriage won't last.
This is one of such girls.


You want a lasting happy home? Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry.

Ignore my advice and you will regret ever getting married like many men are currently regretting.
Las Las, you will find out that

Virginity /= Home Training.
Virginity /= Commonsense ^ home training.

Some Virgins na ashewo in waiting. Them never know say the thing dey sweet, until dem know.

Israel DMW wife was a Virgin, but she later come out talk say her husband no sabi knack.

My question is, compared to what/who? How she take know as them dey knack, no be Virgin she be? Abi her own na Virgin Atlantic....
AutosRe: ««« Sold!! Toks Highlander 04 4cyl @ N7.9M Negotiable ««« by ehissi(m): 6:34pm On Mar 12, 2024
Trumpdonald5:
No bro. Even the 2008 models also have a 4 cyl.
I promise you, it doesn't. The 2008 Toyota Highlander is the only V6 engine highlander. 2007 has 4 cylinder 2009 has 4 cylinder. But 2008 doesn't.....

But you don't have to take my word, a Google check settle it. Toyota didn't make any for that year
AutosRe: ««« Sold!! Toks Highlander 04 4cyl @ N7.9M Negotiable ««« by ehissi(m): 3:27am On Mar 12, 2024
advanceDNA:
Interesting,..I never knew highlander has 4 plugs version...
Its only the 2008 model year highlander that is restricted to v6 engine. Every other model year has 4 cylinder engine........
AutosRe: 2013 Toyota Yaris LE by ehissi(m): 6:32am On Mar 09, 2024
kingyang:
12m abi eye they turn me ?
Baba na asking price dem put there, abi you ask am if E fit agree your own price, whey E no give you face?
CelebritiesRe: Israel DMW Pained As Ex-Wife, Sheila Courage Returns Bride Price Via SMS Alert by ehissi(m): 1:08pm On Mar 06, 2024
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FamilyRe: Police Invitation; What Could Go Wrong At The Police Station? by ehissi(m): 12:16pm On Mar 05, 2024
Afonja2000:
This my female colleague at work received a call from a female Police officer by name officer angel.

She informed her that her husband brought a complaint against her to the station and as a result her presence is required at the station.

It was when she got home tonight that the police Invitation was handed to her by a co-tenant.

Right now, she is contemplating if she should honor the invitation or not as she is not sure if the Nigerian police can be trusted.

From what I could gather concerning her and her husband is that they have been married for less than two years. The foundation of the marriage was built on lies. The husband pretended to be what he wasn't during their courtship, which unfortunately lasted less than three months.

My colleague for reasons I'm yet to understand failed to make all the necessary enquiry concerning the man she was getting married to.

The man has been married before in which the first wife died as a result of maltreatment from the man and his family members especially from his mother and his elder sisters.

My colleague saw a completely different man from what she thought that she got married to in less than a month after their white wedding.
She was always treated like a slave by her mother in law and two of her daughters with broken marriages.

The husband always accused her of having extra marital affairs with no tangible evidence to back it up and usually have her locked out of their rented apartment.

This is actually the first time she stood up to her husband and the next thing he did was to report her to the police.
The Nigerian Police will never get involved in dispute between married couples as they insist it is a family matter. Never.....This is a fact

Your colleague is definitely keeping some information from you at best, at worst she is lying to you!....

An invitation is poor man's arrest, meaning the person that reported to the police didn't have money to mobilise them to get you arrested.....

So she should go to with lawyer & respond to the invitation.

Remember, when getting involved with couples, never judge any matter or person by listening to one side of a story, especially if the woman is the one talking.....

It will save you from doing or saying or getting into anything stupid/foolish/dangerous, experience in these type of cases is usually the worst teacher......
FoodRe: How Much Is This Noodle In Your Area? by ehissi(m): 3:06pm On Mar 02, 2024
LadyRosa2:
grin


It's healthy when it's prepared with lot of vegetables. And then garnished with sea protein.


Don't know, but the last I bought the carton was 10k +

Funny thing is I will still buy it at any price because it's a life saver when I wake up hungry sometimes at night.
Currently sold @ #19,000
PoliticsRe: Why I Located $800m Geometric Power Plant In Aba - Barth Nnaji by ehissi(m):
SoNature:
If not that APC members love politics more than their lives, these are the kinds of technocrats that should be made the power minister.

Na for APC government lawyer be power and aviation ministers. Those people don't care about development; they are just after the next election!
He was an adviser to Obasanjo on power & was power Minister under president Goodluck Jonathan, he had the best record, but electricity workers union fought for him to be removed....

He had a reputation for firing incompetence. Whenever Turn around maintenence was to be done on power plants he was always first on site, he is also a pioneer Dean of Engineering of a faculty Engineering in a university in Canada .

Unfortunately 2 things counted against him, first of which he was hated by workers Union.

Secondly, he had shares in Manitoba Engineering, that company has a hand in more than 50 percent of Contracts within the power sector.

He knows the job, when vice president Sambo was reviewing certain contracts awards bid for Turn Around Maintenence, he informed the review board (of which he was Secretary) that he couldn't participate in the contract reveiw as a company he has shares in applied for that contract. He walked out, electricity workers used that to accuse him of corruption & he was made to resign.....

Aside from President Jonathan, he was also guarded by Soldier because of death threats after he cancelled many lopsided contracts & fired all the TCN managers in one day.

After he left, President Goodluck tried to convince him to return, because he had come to understand that workers didn't want him because he was making them do the work and doesn't compromise.

Jonathan went so far to track the Igwe of his village to beg, but Oga Barth refused. He gave a full page statement in the press before his resignation & told Nigerians what to expect after he leaves.......he was right
AutosRe: Kakakiautos - Case Of Fraud by ehissi(m):
kowalsky:
Sometime Mid October I contacted KakakiAutos, I think the active handle is lanreg95 to help get a 2017 RX 350 FSport. Had a hard time finding the particular spec I wanted in Nigeria so I considered bringing it in from the US.

First contact, swift replies, smooth talk, the entire shenanigans of a sleazy salesman.
I'd read a review by 222martins or so where he bought a GX, so I was pretty much comfortable with doing business with this mofo.

In the space of two weeks or so I transferred about 45 Million to his account.
I was very particular about getting my car to Nigeria before December because well, I wanted to flex on people during Christmas and also because I have a busy schedule, that time would be the only time I'd have time to fix whatever fixables since this was a Copart Vehicle.
I got assurance that this would be in Nigeria that time.

Since paying for this vehicle all I've got are explanations with no evidences whatsoever.

First off. I got two extra bills one because this dude failed to do the FX conversion day I sent him the money. Second for some allegedly unforeseen issues with the vehicle. These extra bills summed up to millions but Fair enough.

December came by. No car. January, same. This guy kept barraging me with listicles of illogical excuses. Apparently this car has not even shipped.

Now, I understand that things can happen with a deal like this but you know what freaking grinds my gears with this mofo - he speaks too much English.

In his head, he's this suave and sleek business man with contextual professional replies for every situation and it’s so fvcking annoying. So much that I've lost my patience, not so much because this car is not in Nigeria but mainly because people like this need to be brought down from that egotistical pedestal they've placed themselves on.

You can't hang on to someone else’s 45M and be doing lingual gymnastics and rubbing phonee all around your English.

Going forward I will be involving my lawyers and we will see where that ends for both of us.

I contemplated against creating this thread but reading this guy's replies on WhatsApp just sent me off the edge. Such an annoying dimwit, thinks he's so smart and posh, Gosh huh
Just saw this thread today for the first time & I shock. KakakiAutos? Na so Tinubulation hit you whey you carry somebody #45m run? Abi E use the money go canada? undecided

It was until I read through the pages before I got a clearer picture of the matter.

I fault Kakaki for buying the car without first informing Kowalsky of the implication of this type of deal (where title is delayed). I guess his zeal to satisfy his customer, was his undoing in this case, considering how difficult it was to get the Fsport variant of this car.

I know how disappointing it is for you to plan your December and its like one allegedly, reliable car dealer is playing with your feelings/#45m like football. And on top of that, getting easy access to the person on phone is now a problem, it's annoying, it is frustrating & irritating.

Even if the car show now, December don pass, so the purpose/thrill of getting the car is gone, also the cost of clearing & shipping that car has changed so even kakaki sef go spend to cover up the difference.

For me, this is my advise to Oga kowalsky, it is not an easy one to do but I feel it is wise.

If he refunds you now, you will lose value on your Naira. It's better kakakiautos get your car out, you can choose to even put it up for sale & get better value for your money spent.


Also oga KakakiAutos, make it a priority no matter how busy you are to give update on things concerning the car no later than 72hrs......if you can afford it, do so every 2 days, make E no be like say
You dey take him for granted.
Before he calls you, keep him updated....

At least, Oga Kowalsky is now aware of this issue of delayed title, so if he is to buy car next time from copart, he can insist that only cars with released titles be bought.....

That's my own 2cents oooo
FashionRe: Girl Who Stands At 6ft2inches Shares What Life Is Like For Her (pics/video) by ehissi(m): 6:04pm On Feb 19, 2024
Zonefree:
In whatever you do in this life, avoid short women.

A short Nigerian girl is a recipe for disaster.
What about people that wanna cook disaster...... grin

SHOULD THEY ALSO AVOID THE RECIPE?
Car TalkRe: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by ehissi(m): 2:11pm On Feb 17, 2024
Missowombo:
Dear Family landers. I am here to seek your advice on how to rescue my car from my neighbour.

I bought a car, direct from abroad, a very clean and sweet ride, and registered in September, 2023 (5months ago). However, due to the high fuel consumption( V6, 3.5l engine) and the ever unstable fuel price today, I decided to put it up for sale to get a smaller engine capacity. A neighbour expressed interest in buying the car and decided to pay in installment which I agreed. I was also searching for a replacement at this time hoping to use the money realized from the sales to get my preferred ride. My preferred ride prices were shockingly high such that even if I doubled the price I gave to my neighbour it will still not be enough to buy the new ride. Prices rise by the hour these days in Nigeria and I have no hand in this crisis. I returned to my neighbour to inform him that I will not be selling the car anymore due to the present crises in prices of goods in the country. I apologized profusely for every inconvenience and transferred his money back to him. He got angry and said that I must submit the car key and documents to him. He even threatened to send his community and area boys to beat me up and extract the above items.

I came back from work to see my car jacked up, surrounded by 2 other vehicles to prevent the car's exit. For the records, there is no written or signed agreement between him and I concerning this sale. I refunded all his money 1 day after he paid his last installment and kept back my car. I have no hand in Nigeria's current problems. I am pushed to use force here but I am thinking that some initial peaceful resolution could be an option.
Call the police with immediate effect. Go to the police station nearest to your house and report. If he still has the money in his possession and is doing all this, then involve the police.

He will be arrested & made to sign an undertaking that if anything happens to you or your car he should be held responsible
Car TalkRe: A Friend Borrowed My Car And Brought It Back Like This by ehissi(m): 2:18pm On Jan 23, 2024
Spark2:
Good day NL.
A friend of mine borrowed my car few days ago to help ease movement for him. I happily gave him the car because I understood the need he had.

For precautionary reasons, I don't let my fuel get below quarter tank. Each time it gets there, i ensure I top it up.

When I gave this guy my key, I told him clearly to ensure he adds enough fuel as he's leaving my place and not to allow the fuel guage gets below quarter.

My car spent some days with him. he brought back the car and complained that my car has stopped on the way several times and each time it stops, he'd have to buy a little fuel and add before it moves.

Second, he brought back the car with scratches on my front bumper. I learned from someone that he had moved on terrible roads with the car. I was told he went to places that other people had parked because their vehicles can't enter.

I asked how much fuel he bought and he told me he bought a few litres of fuel. This got me furious because this is a journey that if I am to go, I'd have to buy over 40L of fuel.

Third, he brought it back with a faulty fuel gauge, my fuel gauge has never been faulty since I bought my car. It was not possible for me to know the fuel level at the time he returned the car.

I had to go fix my car because I had a need to go somewhere with it. My mechanic opened to tank to check why the car was stopping as well as the fuel gauge. To my surprise, my tank was terribly empty. It was dry.

I had to buy so much fuel as well as fix the fuse of the fuel gauge. As for the scratches, I will have to leave them like that. The funny thing is that my friend cannot even tell me he is sorry.

I have resolved in my mind, I WILL NEVER GIVE ANYBODY MY CAR AGAIN. NO.
ITS ONLY ME THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF MY CAR. I AM THE ONE MAINTAINING IT AND I KNOW EHERE IT PAINS.

what do you think about this?
Do you give out your car to your friends to use especially in this hard economy where fuel, maintenance and cost of parts are on the high side.
Only lend your car unsupervised to fellow car owner. They understand better than those that have never maintained a car
CrimeRe: ASP Edet Inyang Faints After Torture By Army Officers by ehissi(m): 8:53am On Jan 12, 2024
devilmaycry:
This is so bad...being a uniform person gives you no right to manhandle someone.
This country is still backward abeg
Police always like to claim victims, the police do the same thing to civilians so this isn't new!!

Let's talk about something else....
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua To Face Francis Ngannou In March by ehissi(m): 10:35am On Jan 06, 2024
fergie001:
SkySports
Bad idea for Anthony Joshua! Francis will soften him up for the parker fight even if he wins against francis.....someone better stop Joshua!

Why fight someone ranked number 10 when you are rank higher, it doesn't help your career, except he is just going after Oil money, in which case...............





Who can blame him?
AutosRe: Sweet 2014 Highlander LE Few Months Used Toks Standard by ehissi(m): 7:20am On Jan 03, 2024
Ezendimmuo:
Price - 12.9m

Location - Lagos

Call/WhatsApp - 08137094071
Let have engine pix naaa
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Toyota Rav4 by ehissi(m): 6:27pm On Jan 01, 2024
Shevy01:
Very Clean,
Leather Interior,
Ac Chilling,
Alloy Wheels,
Blasting Sound System,
Superb Engine & Gear.
Good Tyres & Valid Document.

WhatsApp/Hotline:07063578840


Price:3.950
Location:Ikeja
where is this car?
FamilyRe: How Can Husband Be AA And Wife Is AS, And Baby Is SS? by ehissi(m): 12:00pm On Dec 31, 2023
adesegun121:
Husband is AA, wife is AS. 3 months after they had their first child, they found out their daughter was SS.

At first, it appeared like a joke, a very bad one. Medically, that isn’t or shouldn’t be possible. They conducted the genotype test in four medical labs, and the result came out the same.

Husband and wife decided to have their genotype test again. Results were the same.

Then it became clear what was happening. Husband ain’t the father of the baby. He secretly had a DNA test and it was confirmed he didn’t father the baby.

Amidst the confusion, he asked his wife if he fathered the baby. Wife wouldn’t confess. She insisted he fathered the baby. It’s just obvious that whoever fathered the baby is AS which resulted in the baby’s SS.

They went for a paternity test and it was glaring husband ain’t the baby’s dad. Wife still insisting she didn’t get impregnated externally. She went ahead to do another DNA. Result was the same.

Wife became a shadow of herself. Husband got crazy. Their home became a “once upon a time.”

Wife kept researching how possible it was that her husband didn’t father her baby and the baby’s genotype is SS.

Then she told a friend of the whole matter. Her friend just felt she’s using female’s antics. “Take responsibility,” she was told. She kept swearing and swearing. Her friend told me of the whole drama.

I kept thinking about how this would be possible. Medically, it was impossible for AA to birth SS. Coupled with the DNA results, it was glaring. But wife claiming innocence and swearing on her life was a whole different thing.

I thought of what could have been. Then I arrived at a conclusion: if wife is innocent, then she’s not the mother of the child. I immediately called my friend that I’ve found a possible solution. MNA (maternity test) to the rescue.

They went for an MNA, and test revealed she’s not the mother of the baby. Babies were changed at birth. Long story cut short, they involved the police and investigations were carried out.

Multiple tests done “here and there.” They got their own baby back – AS. They returned the supposed baby. Hospital was sued for the negligence and trauma.

Wife was so displeased her husband didn’t trust her. They settled and made up. They just had their second baby – a boy. Husband stayed with wife in labor room and monitored everything. Once bitten, twice shy.

At times, so called paternity fraud is change of babies at the hospital.

SOLUTION TO THE ABOVE PROBLEMS:

1. Advise your male children, to stay with their wives in the Labour wards, as their wives are delivering.

2. Advise your female children, to insist on their husbands staying in and remaining in the Labour ward, during child births.

The world of today, are full of people with evil intentions.

Together we can make the world a better place

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/how-can-husband-be-aa-and-wife-is-as-and-baby-is-ss/
The real test is to find out if she is the mother of the child so she can be certain the hospital didn't switch babies

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