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acidtalk: All this just to acquire Vanity.

There was Money before man came to the world, and there will still be Money after man leaves the World.


Man didn't bring a penny when he came and will certainly not take any when he is leaving.

What do the Churches and Mosque leaders preach to their congregation members these days?

hw certain are u?in regards the believe of the robbers that comitted this harvoc. Am positive these guys are far from church goers more or less christians. All d same. Justice muust com to play someday.

O.michael.O:
Airtel is still the fairest.. 1gb - 1.2k

pls wats d code for subscribing into this plan?

If you think you know him so well then prove
it by dropping one of his famous
exclamations... ........on your mark......ready
.......go....."Elio Ovoko"

thanks man. U d best.

pls pals where can i download free games for pc? Your help will be rewarded in kind.

better nt keep a guy 2 close or he will do u.

jidegirl12: No thank you nor acknowledgement your attitude I don't fancy. I dey vex, Hugph!!

haba, wats dat about hun?

lets keep d names comin peeps. Am startin again. Adenuga, abel, andronicus, andre, ayodele, anthony,amas, agatha, alexandre. Drop urs.

faith

Siena: Good topic. But with your chosen format, it's perhaps more suitable for the Jokes section.

pls dn't derail this thread bros. E get y

hm biliki! Iz dat a name or a tittle?. Well. Cathrine.

lets drop names of both males and females here in alphabetical order. I am goin to take the fist turn, starting with the alphabet A. So the next intellect iz xpected to drop his/hers with the alphabet B. Once we reach alphabet Z, we start alover again. So peeps come test ur might. Mine iz AMOS.

i intend to name my male children in alphabetical order- alexander, beneditt. And my female kids- annaberry,brook,claudia. Drop urs peeps.

[/i][color=][/color][/color] tanx all. I must say, nairalanderz are quite predictable. Well since i have to formally open this thread with my own story of my greatest mistakes ever made, i think i just got one. Opening this thread is for sure one of the greatest impact i have ever made on nairaland. My short story goes like this. My most regretable mistake ever made is that i wasted the opportunity of leaving this country when my aunty offered me the chance,five years ago. I was so so dumb and naughty. I was hoping that this country of ours will someday become the greener pasture that all youngsterz will want to bite from. Well tnaxx again peeps. Please don't mind my lingua, i was nt properly put to school. Okay intellects, lets hear your version of this topic. [color=][i][color=][/color] tanx all. I must say, nairalanderz are quite predictable. Well since i have formally open this thread with my own story of my greatest mistakes ever made, i think i just got one. Opening this thread is for sure one of the greatest impact i have ever made on nairaland. My short story goes like this. My most regretable mistake ever made is that i wasted the opportunity of leaving this country when the my aunty offered me the chance,five years ago. I was so so dumb and naughty for hoping that this country of ours will someday become the greener pasture that all youngsterz will want to bit from. Well tnaxx again peeps. Please don't mind my lingua, i was nt properly put to school. Okay intellects, lets hear your version of this topic. [/i][color=][/color][color=#550000][/color] tanx all. I must say, nairalanderz are quite predictable. Well since i have formally open this thread with my own story of my greatest mistakes ever made, i think i just got one. Opening this thread is for sure one of the greatest impact i have ever made on nairaland. My short story goes like this. My most regretable mistake ever made is that i wasted the opportunity of leaving this country when the my aunty offered me the chance,five years ago. I was so so dumb and naughty for hoping that this country of ours will someday become the greener pasture that all youngsterz will want to bit from. Well tnaxx again peeps. Please don't mind my lingua, i was nt properly put to school. Okay intellects, lets hear your version of this topic. [i][i][/i]

we are still hoping.

whats the difference between G and G+. And pls throw more light

ONLY 5% WILL GET IT CORRECT:
If the day before the day before yesterday is three
days after Saturday.
What day is it today?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Make a try. Lets gooo

sometimes i keep wondering why we humans seem not to always learn from our mistakes. My own mistakes are too numerous to mention. Lets here yours great intellects of nairaland.

lets compare and contrast these different mode of operandi of the afor mentioned institutions.
their graduates,and their certificate value. pls lets activate our seventh sense.

Hey guys! Lets play this game...lets
start telin lies and see
who'd b d greatest liar! I'l go ist:
nicky minaj is my
ex gurlfwend..., my fada is d owner
of all d motors written Goods Only in
d whole World..... Lie ur own make i
see?

With these findings we are starting
to get a clear picture of what it is like
to be in between the legs of
Hollywood’s top female stars.
Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet
garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like
mint and Usher’s man juices.
Rihanna’s pussy smells like a
bulldog’s nut sack.
Cher’s pussy smells like Romano
cheese and Colonial
Williamsburg.
Katy Perry’s pussy smells like
cheesecake and fairy dust.
Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like
cigar spit and an Insane Clown
Posse concert.
Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like
Lebron’s mom after a night out
with his teammates.
Britney Spears’ pussy smells like
spent matches and tonsil stones.
Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt
hair and green tea leaves.
Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells
like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s
t-cells.
Madonna’s pussy smells like crab
meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s
undertit.
Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like
a New York City sidewalk after a
rain.
Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like
what dreams are made of… and
fresh cut strawberries.
Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm
mayonnaise stuffed into the
inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like
taco farts and flamingo vomit.
Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like
hard boiled eggs and unicorn
froth.
Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a
Saturday night at a busy brothel
in Thailand.
Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like
Michael Jackson’s death rattle and
whatever perfume Gayle happens
to wearing that day.
Megan Fox’s pussy smells like
cabbage water and Nicole
Kidman’s soul.
Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like
Nancy Grace’s face looks.
Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like
Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974…
and tuna water.
Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells
better than Jennifer Aniston’s
pussy.
Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells
like camping fuel and regret.
Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells
like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells
like Oprah’s belly button and
Cheetos (which is redundant).
Emma Watson’s pussy smells like
hot apple cider, old books, and
Hagrid’s dick cheese.
Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s
dirty diaper stuffed with Indian
food.
Too Perfect To Be Real.

1. Intercourse
A woman or girl can
become pregnant after she
experiences her first
menstrual period, which
will appear between the
ages of 8 and 14. In most
cases, a woman must have
sexual intercourse to
become pregnant. A man
and woman have sexual
intercourse when the man
sticks his erect penis into
the woman's vagina,
friction causes the man to
ejaculate and he ejaculates
semen into the woman's
vagina. If semen drips into
the vaginal area or pre-
ejaculate is pushed into the
vagina, a woman can also
be pregnant even if sexual
intercourse did not occur.
2. Fertilization
Immediately after the
semen flows into the
vagina, sperm cells that are
present in the man's semen
begin to swim up the
woman's vagina, into her
fallopian tubes in order to
find an egg. Some points in
the month, a woman may
not have ovulated, so no
egg will be present. Other
times, no single sperm cell
will make its way up into
the fallopian tubes before
dying. If the egg is present
and the sperm makes its
way to the egg, the sperm
cell must permeate the egg
completely in order to
fertilize it. Once the egg has
been fertilized, a woman
will start to experience
symptoms of being
pregnant.
3. Options After Fertilization
If you are experiencing
early pregnancy symptoms,
like tender breasts,
morning sickness, fatigue,
headaches, dizziness or a
combination of these
symptoms, go to the doctor
or purchase a pregnancy
test at your local grocery
store or drugstore. The
biggest symptom a woman
can look for is a missed or
late period. Although some
women do experience
spotting while they are
pregnant, these women
will not experience a full
period. If your pregnancy
test has come up positive,
you have the choice of
raising the baby, putting it
up for adoption or getting
an abortion. The earlier you
catch the pregnancy, the
more time you will have to
make your decision