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hiden_conyo: bulshit!

i guess dat word is the only vocab in your oblong..thats if u even have any..

Yield: Thanks for sharing, OP.

thanks for your time..

Whatever you guys think or say is ok with me aiit... What matters is i have dropped the piece of thought into this thread and those who search for similar guide will find mine someday.. So you saying its rubish definnitely have no use for it.. i say move on peeps and dnt dump shitty words on ma thread.. Thanks

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.” – Victor Hugo
I completely agree with this.
Because, according to researchers, “Compliments raise the interest level.” They cost nothing, yet they have the power to develop an emotional and indelible impact. Especially in the relationships, compliments are the best ways by which you can control the thoughts and feelings of your spouse.
So, in marital life, for staying in your man’s mind, you have to give him compliments that mean something. Giving him compliments increases rapport and his liking of you.
There are certainly many special compliments that a man can’t resist atall. However, as you likely know, most men like compliments that appeal to their self-esteem. That’s why, if you are looking for guaranteed compliments that work with every situation with every man, I have put together some precious compliments that are important to his self-esteem.
Compliment His Skills & Abilities
Men spend a lifetime obtaining different skill. They are always proud of their skills & abilities. When you compliment his skills, or abilities, you break the ice like a pro; you make him feel good about himself.
1. Ask for his help.
Men love to help. When you ask for his help, you make him feel that he is better than the rest of the guys, and you find him more trustworthy& helpful than others.
2. You are excellent at [insert action].
For example: You are excellent at driving. Or, you are excellent at photography.
3. No one makes me happy like you do.
This compliment gives him the assurance that he has a great value in the relationship.
4. Give him a ‘Masculine Nick Name”.
For example: big bad wolf, wild animal, man of mystery, or, rock solid. Masculine nick names boost his masculine ego. Consequently, he feels happy and always protects you like a man.
5. Is there anything you can’t do?
This compliment makes him swell with pride and love. You indirectly praise his abilities and give him the feelings that he’s superior to others.
Compliment His Romantic & Lovemaking Skills
Men are the champions in creating the sexual fantasy inside their head. But, when that sexual fantasy appears in the reality, they usually doubttheir sexual performance. That’s why, romantic & lovemaking compliments are always very valuable for them.
However, it’s necessary to clear one thing here. Always give him simpleand to the point compliments. Simple compliments easily fix inside his mind and stay memorable for him for a very long time. I’ve put together 5 best compliments of this category that always make him fall in love with you and make him feel like a masculine man.
1. My GOD! That’s HUGE!!!
2. You are a ‘Sexual God’.
3. You are the spark to my fire.
4. Kiss me.
5. I feel safe in your arms.
What a Man Secretly Loves?
Listen up ladies. Men love when you praise them through your ‘Romantic Gestures’. Your romantic gestures are more powerful than you words; they ignite the romantic and sexual feelings inside men.
The combination of your romantic gestures & your compliments is the secret emotional language of a man’s mind. It hypnotically attractshim and makes him fall in love with you again and again, and again.
1. Grab his arm softly during conversation, or while giving him a compliment.
2. Sit on his lap.
3. Always introduce him like he is the world to you.
4. Wink at Him.
5. Whispering has the seductive powers. It always turns him on emotionally & sexually.

When NIGERIANS steal money, dey kip it in SWISS
BANKS,
When dey're sick dey go 2 INDIA or GERMANY,
When dey want 2 invest dey go 2 AMERICA,
When dey want 2 buy mansions dey buy in LONDON/
CANADA.
Dey go 2 DUBAI 4 shopping, PARIS 4 holidays.
When dey want 2 repent - ISRAEL OR SAUDI ARABIA.
But when dey DIE dey all want 2 b BURIED in
NIGERIA.
Pls, help me ask dem, if NIGERIA is a CEMETERY?

When NIGERIANS steal money, dey kip it in SWISS
BANKS,
When dey're sick dey go 2 INDIA or GERMANY,
When dey want 2 invest dey go 2 AMERICA,
When dey want 2 buy mansions dey buy in LONDON/
CANADA.
Dey go 2 DUBAI 4 shopping, PARIS 4 holidays.
When dey want 2 repent - ISRAEL OR SAUDI ARABIA.
But when dey DIE dey all want 2 b BURIED in
NIGERIA.
Pls, help me ask dem, if NIGERIA is a CEMETERY?

When NIGERIANS steal money, dey kip it in SWISS
BANKS,
When dey're sick dey go 2 INDIA or GERMANY,
When dey want 2 invest dey go 2 AMERICA,
When dey want 2 buy mansions dey buy in LONDON/
CANADA.
Dey go 2 DUBAI 4 shopping, PARIS 4 holidays.
When dey want 2 repent - ISRAEL OR SAUDI ARABIA.
But when dey DIE dey all want 2 b BURIED in
NIGERIA.
Pls, help me ask dem, if NIGERIA is a CEMETERY?

Over the years, so many arguments have
cropped up in respect of this same issue,
as to whether a woman can commit rape
as our legal system is. I want to say
categorically that there has been no law
in Nigeria criminally to that effect.
According to our law as it defines rape,
rape exists when there is a penetration
of a male organ into the female organ.
By this definition, one will understand
that it is only the male that can commit
rape, and not a woman.
But we find in our modern day life the
way women lure men into committing
rape. In the eyes of Nigerian law, women
can only lure men to commit rape but
they cannot on their own commit rape.
Morally, from what we have seen,
women do commit rape but we just have
to work by our law. Whatever we do in
our legal system here, is a copyright of
what is obtainable in the western world.
In the US, what is obtainable there is
that any person can commit rape. But
here in Nigeria, as our legal system is,
only the male can commit rape. In terms
of our laws, I think we should begin to
work in line with what is obtainable in
the US, that rape is being committed by
both sex.[color=#006600]Over the years, so many arguments have
cropped up in respect of this same issue,
as to whether a woman can commit rape
as our legal system is. I want to say
categorically that there has been no law
in Nigeria criminally to that effect.
According to our law as it defines rape,
rape exists when there is a penetration
of a male organ into the female organ.
By this definition, one will understand
that it is only the male that can commit
rape, and not a woman.
But we find in our modern day life the
way women lure men into committing
rape. In the eyes of Nigerian law, women
can only lure men to commit rape but
they cannot on their own commit rape.
Morally, from what we have seen,
women do commit rape but we just have
to work by our law. Whatever we do in
our legal system here, is a copyright of
what is obtainable in the western world.
In the US, what is obtainable there is
that any person can commit rape. But
here in Nigeria, as our legal system is,
only the male can commit rape. In terms
of our laws, I think we should begin to
work in line with what is obtainable in
the US, that rape is being committed by
both sex.

Over the years, so many arguments have
cropped up in respect of this same issue,
as to whether a woman can commit rape
as our legal system is. I want to say
categorically that there has been no law
in Nigeria criminally to that effect.
According to our law as it defines rape,
rape exists when there is a penetration
of a male organ into the female organ.
By this definition, one will understand
that it is only the male that can commit
rape, and not a woman.
But we find in our modern day life the
way women lure men into committing
rape. In the eyes of Nigerian law, women
can only lure men to commit rape but
they cannot on their own commit rape.
Morally, from what we have seen,
women do commit rape but we just have
to work by our law. Whatever we do in
our legal system here, is a copyright of
what is obtainable in the western world.
In the US, what is obtainable there is
that any person can commit rape. But
here in Nigeria, as our legal system is,
only the male can commit rape. In terms
of our laws, I think we should begin to
work in line with what is obtainable in
the US, that rape is being committed by
both sex.Over the years, so many arguments have
cropped up in respect of this same issue,
as to whether a woman can commit rape
as our legal system is. I want to say
categorically that there has been no law
in Nigeria criminally to that effect.
According to our law as it defines rape,
rape exists when there is a penetration
of a male organ into the female organ.
By this definition, one will understand
that it is only the male that can commit
rape, and not a woman.
But we find in our modern day life the
way women lure men into committing
rape. In the eyes of Nigerian law, women
can only lure men to commit rape but
they cannot on their own commit rape.
Morally, from what we have seen,
women do commit rape but we just have
to work by our law. Whatever we do in
our legal system here, is a copyright of
what is obtainable in the western world.
In the US, what is obtainable there is
that any person can commit rape. But
here in Nigeria, as our legal system is,
only the male can commit rape. In terms
of our laws, I think we should begin to
work in line with what is obtainable in
the US, that rape is being committed by
both sex.Over the years, so many arguments have
cropped up in respect of this same issue,
as to whether a woman can commit rape
as our legal system is. I want to say
categorically that there has been no law
in Nigeria criminally to that effect.
According to our law as it defines rape,
rape exists when there is a penetration
of a male organ into the female organ.
By this definition, one will understand
that it is only the male that can commit
rape, and not a woman.
But we find in our modern day life the
way women lure men into committing
rape. In the eyes of Nigerian law, women
can only lure men to commit rape but
they cannot on their own commit rape.
Morally, from what we have seen,
women do commit rape but we just have
to work by our law. Whatever we do in
our legal system here, is a copyright of
what is obtainable in the western world.
In the US, what is obtainable there is
that any person can commit rape. But
here in Nigeria, as our legal system is,
only the male can commit rape. In terms
of our laws, I think we should begin to
work in line with what is obtainable in
the US, that rape is being committed by
both sex.

hello there, i will be most grateful if i can get a good tip on how to fund a foreign online mobile betting account from nigeria,using a master card.. Tips on withdrawals will also be a plus.. Thanks in advance..

am thinking he is a make-up artist sha... But still its clear he is not a straight dude.. He likes taking it in the arsss..pardon me.

Bigcake: U son of a bitch,u gat talent mehn. Kudos Bro u too much. Dis is what Nigerians need at a time like dis whr everyting is nosediving. We just want to smile dats all we ask frm our govt. and not empty promises. I hereby appoint u as d first ever Minister of fun and humour stimulation of d Federal republic of Nigeria. Ur time starts now.

thats a very insultive start up there bigcake.. You lack respect and self discipline.. Talk straight at me and dont refer to my familia okay.. You are warned...

Bigcake: U son of a bitch,u gat talent mehn. Kudos Bro u too much. Dis is what Nigerians need at a time like dis whr everyting is nosediving. We just want to smile dats all we ask frm our govt. and not empty promises. I hereby appoint u as d first ever Minister of fun and humour stimulation of d Federal republic of Nigeria. Ur time starts now.

thats a very insultive start up there bigcake.. You lack respect and self discipline.. Talk straight at me and dont refer to my familia okay.. You are warned..

Bigcake: U son of a bitch,u gat talent mehn. Kudos Bro u too much. Dis is what Nigerians need at a time like dis whr everyting is nosediving. We just want to smile dats all we ask frm our govt. and not empty promises. I hereby appoint u as d first ever Minister of fun and humour stimulation of d Federal republic of Nigeria. Ur time starts now.

thats a very insultive start there human.. You lack respect and self discipline.. Talk straigt at me and dont refer to my familia okay.. You are warned..

1ST SEMESTER EXAM
Attempt all questions. Time:1hr 30mins
SECTION A(All questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people shaking hands when you switch on a nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took,what is the past tense of make?
3. Which university in nigeria has the largest number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If buhari is a friend of obasanjo on facebook,who sent the friend request and why?
5. If the cost of moi-moi is 10.50,what is the cost of moi?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B
1. Between the nigerian police and nigerian girls who likes money more?
2.Using the almighty formula,calculate the diameter of elegushi beach.(take pi=3.142)
3. If ADA is a girl and OBI is a boy,who is ADAOBI?
4. If your x-girlfriend/boyfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionier after you broke up,find the value of X..
5. If it takes goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national confrence,how many days will it take patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C
1..if tufacewas given a prado and ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively,there is every likelihood that D banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss
2.write an essay of 1,500 words on the topic "my oga at the top"
NO SIDE TALK, NO CHEATING..
Good luck.

1ST SEMESTER EXAM
Attempt all questions. Time:1hr 30mins
SECTION A(All questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people shaking hands when you switch on a nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took,what is the past tense of make?
3. Which university in nigeria has the largest number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If buhari is a friend of obasanjo on facebook,who sent the friend request and why?
5. If the cost of moi-moi is 10.50,what is the cost of moi?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B
1. Between the nigerian police and nigerian girls who likes money more?
2.Using the almighty formula,calculate the diameter of elegushi beach.(take pi=3.142)
3. If ADA is a girl and OBI is a boy,who is ADAOBI?
4. If your x-girlfriend/boyfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionier after you broke up,find the value of X..
5. If it takes goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national confrence,how many days will it take patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C
1..if tufacewas given a prado and ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively,there is every likelihood that D banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss
2.write an essay of 1,500 words on the topic "my oga at the top"
NO SIDE TALK, NO CHEATING..
Good luck.

dr brian berry of the united state has found new cancer in human beings,caused by silver nitro oxide.whenever you buy recharge cards,don't scratch with your nails,as it contains silver nitrate oxide coating and can cause skin cancer.share this info with your loved ones...................
IMPORTANT HEALTH TIPS
==answer phone calls with the left ear
==don't take medicine with cold water
==don't eat heavy meals after five pm
==drink more water in the morning,less at night
==best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4am
==don't lie down immediately after taking medicine or after meals
==when phone's battery is low to last bar,don't answer the phone,bcoz the radiation is 1000 times stronger..
USA CHEMICAL research gives new result:
dont drink tea in plastic cups and donteat any food on polythene paper.the plastic reacts to heat and it will cause 52 types of cancer,so this good thread is equal to 100 waste threads..pls share with friends and loved ones..

Derealme: if ur Instalation is writing certificate error try Install rompatcher on ur phone. If it is writing expired certificate try to back date ur phone date. For more info add me on 2go with Eminence4all

thanks alot.. But where can i download rompatcher? And will the rompatcher work without hacking the phone?

so ya all mean there cant be love without d bill? Wow dats ironical coz am in a relationship at d moment, and i have not been able to convince my shaby laby to take money for any reason.. She always decline d offer for her own reasons.. I guess am blessed then..

love sex and money..from your own opinion,which is more important in a relation? With reasons

love sex and money..from your own opinion,which is more important in a relation?

WinnieDPooh: You cant just conclude she has ectopic pregnancy without proper examination from the Doctor. And by the way you claim she is still menstruating and at the same time pregnant which is impossible or happens in 2 out of 100 cases. It might be the effect of the postinor2 she took since people are different and react to things in different ways. Dont prescribe any drug or herb for her yet. Go to a qualified Doctor for a proper medical examination. Goodluck

thanks winnie.. I will do exactly what you said..

please am in a state of delima. I Were Intimate with my boo, we
had protections(condom) but it broke. She was ovulatin at that
time so i urged her to get postinor 2 for safety purpose. The
stress now is that, after a long time for a month plus, she has
been ovulatin normally but having painfuk menstrual flow(pains
started after she took the postinor2).. She has had her monthly
flow even after she took the drugs.. But lately, she has been
complaining of low abdominal pains at the left part of her tommy..
She is still experincing ovulation and painfuk menstrual flow...she
has done several pregnancy tests with negative results.. Postinor
has side effects and am suspecting she is experiencin ectopic
pregnancy..please is there any herbs or drugs she can take to
make things better? Although i have no prove..

please am in a state of delima. I had sex with my boo, we had protections(condom) but it broke. She was ovulatin at that time so i urged her to get postinor 2 for safety purpose. The stress now is that, after a long time for a month plus, she has been ovulatin normally but having painfuk menstrual flow(pains started after she took the postinor2).. She has had her monthly flow even after she took the drugs.. But lately, she has been complaining of low abdominal pains at the left part of her tommy.. She is still experincing ovulation and painfuk menstrual flow...she has done several pregnancy tests with negative results.. Postinor has side effects and am suspecting she is experiencin ectopic pregnancy..please is there any herbs or drugs she can take to make things better? Although i have no prove..

that website called nairaland is very educating

heskay0: So where do I start frm? Next or starter?

starters are always winners but thats if you know what i mean.

Let's try a game! It called "d last man standing"d one who
comments last wins! I give u a starting word with each letter dat
end your sentence, d next person 2 comment uses your last
word 2 start his/her sentence indat order 4 instance "welcum 2 d
game" "game of dis sort is mature mind" d next person wil use d
word "mind" and so on.
Pls make sure ur comment is inline wit d game.Tank u!!
Who is our starter?

Tobis90: of cus it will work very well

thanks a bunch tobi.. But i currently have about 10 different flipfont files and theme creator apps uninstalled coz my e5 always try installing and later displays certificate error, and somtimes expired certificate...i realy dont know what 2 do about it.. Thanks though..