Ejisz's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Ejisz's Profile › Ejisz's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 12 pages)
yea kudos my friends. u have all spoken well. but do u guys mean u have never shown a squeezed face or made a swift move to stay away from a ugly human in public outings like say; parks, markets, churches, schools etc? come to think of it, who is righteous enough in the area of discrimination ? ha me am nt o..are u? |
hello pals. i have been pondering on the afore -mentioned topic lately. i witness a whole lot of individuals commenting and complementing both the beautiful and ugly human God created. all i always end up telling such persons is that,we are not the creator of ourselves so,the blame should not be on us coz dats d way we were burn.. its all about the looks people. so here comes the quiz... do u get irritated or angry when you find yourself in the company of ugly humans? be it male or female. lets read your oppinion and share ideas.. |
hello pals. i have been pondering on the afore -mentioned topic lately. i witness a whole lot of individuals commenting and complementing both the beautiful and ugly human God created. all i always end up telling such persons is that,we are not the creator of ourselves so,the blame should not be on us coz dats d way we were burn.. its all about the looks people. so here comes the quiz... do u get irritated or angry when you find yourself in the company of ugly humans? be it male or female. lets read your oppinion and share ideas.. |
which country women(overseas) like dating young african boys? |
the best way to convince an atheist is by wat i call murder dem. Or kpoof dem or lets say kill an atheist nd he will knw d truth and be convinced.i swear... In the other side he will be slapped, kicked, and kponsd by maybe an angel or who knws who.. D aftermat is gonna be a man(agtheist) finally thrown in the pit of hell..(thats if there is any).. Life iz per-head sha. . <BLINK>?=WORD. |
The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. –Vince Lombardi 52. Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. –Dalai Lama 53. The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. –Arthur C. Clarke 54. First, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends; wisdom, money, materials, and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end. –Aristotle 55. If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. –Latin Proverb 56. You can’t fall if you don’t climb. But there’s no joy in living your whole life on the ground. –Unknown 57. Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. –Vincent Van Gogh 58. Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. –Les Brown 59. Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. – Joshua J. Marine 60. The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. –Walt Disney 61. I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. – Leonardo da Vinci 62. Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. –Jamie Paolinetti 63. Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free. –Jim Morrison 64. What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. –Bob Dylan 65. I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. –Benjamin Franklin 66. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. –Bill Cosby 67. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein 68. The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. –Chinese Proverb 69. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. –Roger Staubach 70. It is never too late to be what you might have been. –George Eliot 71. You become what you believe. –Oprah Winfrey 72. I would rather die of passion than of boredom. – Vincent van Gogh 73. A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. –Unknown 74. It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. –Ann Landers 75. If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. – Abigail Van Buren 76. Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. –Farrah Gray 77. Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. –Frank Zappa 78. Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. – Sir Claus Moser 79. Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. –H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 80. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. –Confucius 81. Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. –H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 82. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. –Dalai Lama 83. You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. –Maya Angelou 84. Dream big and dare to fail. – Norman Vaughan 85. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. –Martin Luther King Jr. 86. Do what you can, where you are, with what you have. –Teddy Roosevelt 87. The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. –Alice Walker 88. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. –Gloria Steinem 89. It’s your place in the world; it’s your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. –Mae Jemison 90. You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try. – Beverly Sills 91. Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt 92. Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. –Grandma Moses 93. The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. –Ayn Rand 94. When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. –Henry Ford 95. It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. –Abraham Lincoln 96. Change your thoughts and you change your world. – Norman Vincent Peale 97. Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin 98. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, “I’m possible!” –Audrey Hepburn 99. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. –Steve Jobs 100. If you can dream it, you can achieve it. –Zig Ziglar |
1. Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. –Napoleon Hill 2. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. –Steve Jobs 3. Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. – Albert Einstein 4. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. –Robert Frost 5. The common question that gets asked in business is, ‘why?’ That’s a good question, but an equally valid question is, ‘why not?’ -Jeffrey Bezos 6. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. –Wayne Gretzky 7. I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. –Michael Jordan 8. Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. –Babe Ruth 9. Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. –W. Clement Stone 10. Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon 11. We become what we think about. –Earl Nightingale 12. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. –Mark Twain 13. Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. –John Maxwell 14. If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten. –Tony Robbins 15. The mind is everything. What you think you become. –Buddha 16. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. – Chinese Proverb 17. An unexamined life is not worth living. –Socrates 18. Eighty percent of success is showing up. –Woody Allen 19. Don’t wait. The time will never be just right. – Napoleon Hill 20. Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. – Vince Lombardi 21. I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. – Stephen Covey 22. Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. –Pablo Picasso 23. You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. –Christopher Columbus 24. I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. –Maya Angelou 25. Either you run the day, or the day runs you. –Jim Rohn 26. Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right. –Henry Ford 27. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. –Mark Twain 28. Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. –Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 29. The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra 30. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. –Zig Ziglar 31. Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. – Pablo Picasso 32. If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. – Vincent Van Gogh 33. There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. –Aristotle 34. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. –Henry Ford 35. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. – Ralph Waldo Emerson 36. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. –Henry David Thoreau 37. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me. –Erma Bombeck 38. Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, “What’s in it for me?” – Brian Tracy 39. Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. – Ancient Indian Proverb 40. Believe you can and you’re halfway there. –Theodore Roosevelt 41. Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. –George Addair 42. We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. –Plato 43. Once you choose hope, anything’s possible. – Christopher Reeve 44. Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. –Arthur Ashe 45. When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. –John Lennon 46. Fall seven times and stand up eight. –Japanese Proverb 47. When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. – Helen Keller 48. Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. – Confucious 49. How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. –Anne Frank 50. When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. – Lao Tzu 5 |
Why do africans bleach their skin(whitening)do we still feel inferior after colonilisation. pls give your answers |
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps randomly spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming,"My precious!" Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed and"f you"was written on my windshield. Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to"choke"her like I did last night. I was at work last night. Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an"inconsiderate heartless bitch"for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. |
Chocboyslim: Honestly, i don't know what to do.....My elder bro wife to be is dying for me & my only brother who trusted me so much never notice it.guy kill that feelings growing in you..i bet you have feelings for her too..this can cause a long time beef between you and your bro..she is not yet family so you should not let her bring trash to your door step all in the name of love...dump her and her pretty self like a lump of pooop..(untouched)..respect your blood(bro)..cheerz.. |
hello fellow nairalanders,join d fun...drop ur favourite self inspired slang and d meaninhere...lets see how gud ur vanacular is..haha..cheers ma people.. Apoipoi- reaction to somtin very intrestin or excitin.. Ntempum-a way i and my brodas alert ourselves of a pretty ladie's presence in our mist.... Heavy jigbindis- means a lady with a very big bumbum.. Haha.. Oga at d top- used when referin to GOd.... Please join me here ma mayne nd females..cheerz |
I've been trying to get my head aroundthis issue. I used to think it was right since the bible says 'those who work ast the temple must eat at the temple, but after re-assesing my views over the issue, i came to the conclusion that pastors should NOT be paid monthly salary or any form of renumeration due to the following reasons A. Getting a salary means you are nottrusting God to be your source of provision. Afterall, when Jesus needed money for tax, he simply asked his disciples to go and check themouth of a fish B. If you are getting a salary, how can you convince your congregation tobuild their faith when you yourself are not exercising faith C. How can any man pay adequately for work done for God? Only God himself can do that D. We never heard of Jesus and rhe apostles taking salaries. They depended on God to meet their needs E. Taking a salary from the church purse means the pastor is under pressure when funds are not coming in and this explains why some pastors go to extra ordinary length toconvince their congregation to pay tithes and to sow seed into the church coffers. The reason might not be for the benefit of the church but because the pastor is moved by his own personal circumstance F. Since the pastor is not the only worker in the church, it then means if he is getting a salary, other workers - choiristers, cleaners, ushersetc must also be paid salaries. It's either everyone is paid or nobody gets paid G. God's work is meant to be volountary lest anyone goes into it for financial gain What are your thoughts peeps?
|
babanne: Are you sure they are not already winning the market? Im typing this post with Techno N3. Its doing the job.haha.. Yeah |
Nigerians are Seriously Falling in Love with the Techno Brand, Cool & Cheap Andriod Phone. I have been following mobile products made by Tecno for awhile. No-one saw the invasion coming, but it is here and Tecno are on to something. I dare say that the only brand inNigeria that is more synonymous with Android in Nigeria at the moment is Samsung. That isn’t surprising considering the huge resources that Sammy throws at marketing. But walk around Computer Village in Ikeja and your eyes will surely be treated to the bold blue and white colours and logo of Tecno on buildings, signage and even vehicle. Tecnoare bold and unapologetic about their intentions to stamp their print on the mobile market in Nigeria. So far, they haven’t done badly. Tecno is selling feature phones and smartphones everywhere possible, and people are buying. However, if Tecno will build on this early success, it is my opinion that there are at least three things that they need to do. Put a minimum of 1GB RAM on flagships It is sacrilegious to have anything less than 1GB RAM on an Android flagship. End of story. Putting a measly 512 MB RAM on devices like the N7 and D5 will just not cut it. Yes; you are doing budget, but do give your flagship devices some extra Ooomph! Give enthusiasts that extra performance that sets flagships apart from the rest of the pack. Make detailed specifications and info about your phones available Looking for specifications of Tecno smartphones can often be like looking for a needle in the haystack. Even Tecno’s own official website does not have any records of some of their newest phones. This is unacceptable. Information is power. Put it out there. One should not have to scour the world wide web with a comb to find out how much RAM is on a device. Upgrade that brand “Tecno” is simple, memorable and all, but it has this ring to it that just doesn’t feel polished enough. Perhaps you can play around a bit. This isn’t something that is urgent, of course. A re-branding campaign now will mean spending funds that can be channeled into technical prowess. The first two items that I listed are much more important, but somewhere along the line, I recommend a makeover of thebrand to appeal to more refined minds. Tecno seems to be here to stay. Where other smaller brandshave failed, they have succeeded in stamping themselves on the difficult Nigerian landscape. That is an accomplishment that I hope they will build on. When I say that Nigerians love Tecno, I really mean that Nigerians do. No; not the suit-wearing upper class crowd that are the minority. I mean the 90% who are having access to connected devices because of Tecno’s dirt cheap prices
|
This is a news that will dash the hopes of many Nigerian Families, students and graduates in Nigeria as many have applied or hope to apply for the American Visa Lottery and travel out of this country as soon as they complete their education. If you are one of those with this kind of hope, you need to read this: Africans could be the big losers as the United States reforms its immigration laws and eliminates the green card lottery, of which Africans are the main beneficiaries. Half of the 50,000 residence permits handed out at random each year are earmarked for Africans. It is a hugely popular program that has allowed hundreds of thousands of Africans to settle in America since the mid 1990s. But the ambitious reform project under debate now in Washington, which would provide papers for million undocumented immigrants, contains a clause that would do away with the lottery. In its place would be a more selective immigration system based on skills, career and family ties. For years the lottery has been in the crosshairs of Republicans, who control the House of Representatives and say it adds no value to the American economy. “It’s clear that there are better ways to allocate visas than to randomly give them out through a lottery system,” said Bob Goodlatte, the Republican who leads the House Judiciary Committee. “Our immigration laws shouldn’t be based on the luck of the draw; rather, they should be designed strategically to benefit our country.” The ‘diversity visa,’ as it is known formally, is set aside for people from countries that do not experience a lot of emigration. So Mexicans, Chinese and Filipinos, for instance,are not eligible. Africans quickly became the main ones to cash in. All applicants need is a high school diploma or two years ofwork experience. Between 2010 and 2012, one in five Africans who came to the United States to stay did so through the lottery. That made it the third most common method, at 21 percent of the total, after family reunification (43%) and refugee status or asylum seekers (23%). By comparison, in the same period only 10 percent of Europeans who became permanent residents and 3% of Asians did so through the lottery. “It has proven to be a way of helping those who come from the continent of Africa, those who come from a number of other areas where it is very difficult to get a visa,” said Sheila Jackson Lee, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus, whose members are all Democrats. But in an effort to preserve the comprehensive reform being negotiated for months by the two parties, the Democrats and President Barack Obama agreed to ditch thelottery. Representative Charles Schumer, who authored the programin 1990, said it was impossible to keep it. Schumer said the system that will replace it in 2017 is merit-based and will also give Africans a chance. On average they are more educated than people from other continents. And English-speaking Africans would get a boost because of that language skill. But Michael Fix of the Migration Policy Institute said, “It really probably won’t admit enough people to offset the effects of the loss of the diversity visa for some years after that. It’s a long time away. It won’t be immediately offset by any means.” The diversity visas would vanish starting next year under the reform being negotiated. Only four percent of African immigrants — compared to 21 percent of Asians and 22 percent of Europeans — received a green card for employment reasons in 2012. The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People says the number of African immigrants will go downeven with the merit-based system. “In essence, we’re concerned,” said Hilary Shelton, the NAACP Washington bureau director. Dame Babou, who hosts a radio show that caters to Senegalese people in New York, said the scrapping of the lottery is disheartening for Africans. “Every year many people thought this was going to be theiryear,” Babou said. “Again, what is being eliminated is hope.” Source:- VanguardNGR |
Wanna perfect your French kissing technique, or just want the basics on how to kiss for the first time? Follow these kissing tips the next time you're ready to smooch. 1. Find the Right Time to Kiss The best time for a first kiss is when you're alone, there's a pause in the conversation and you're both looking into each other's eyes. Help make this moment happen by finding a way to get away from the crowd, standing or sitting close to your partner, making eye contact and letting the convo come to a natural breaking point. You'll both know when the moment is right. 2. Don't Obsess About Your Breath Your breath doesn't need to be any more minty fresh than yourkissing partner's. (For instance, if you both just had dinner together and ate equally garlicky meals, you'll be fine.) Bring some mints with you, but don't pop them obsessively. It's not necessary and it'll make you look over-eager. 3. Start With Your Lips The first thing that comes to mind when you think about frenchkissing is tongue, but that shouldn't come right away - you'll have to ease into it. Start just by lightly kissing their lips (either their top lip, their bottom lip or both) with yours. 4. Don't Make Your Tongue the Star of the Show A kiss without any tongue at all is perfectly fine. But if you want to take it to the next level, open your mouth a little wider, gently touch your tongue against theirs, and let the tips of your tongues "play around" together. Don't do much more than that, though. When it comes to tongue, a little goes a longway. 5. Use Your Hands Wisely The best spots to place your hands are around your partner's neck or waist, on the back of your partner's head, or if you want to be extra-romantic, against your partner's cheeks. Never just leave them by your side! That would be a total waste. 6. Don't Forget to Breathe Take regular breaks to pull away and look into your partner's eyes. It'll give you a chance to catch your breath and share a smile. 7. Mix It Up Don't leave your lips or your tongue in the same spot for more than a couple of seconds. The initial excitement of a first kiss is thrilling, but things can get boring awfully quickly if you don't vary your style a little. 8. When In Doubt, Follow Their Lead You don't need to be an expert on kissing to share a great kiss.If you're not sure what to do, just let your partner take over and go with the flow. As long as the two of you like each otherand are concentrating on the magic of the moment, it'll go great. 9. It's Okay to Laugh You might be tempted to laugh or make a little joke to ease the tension or hide some your nervousness. Go for it. Your partner's probably just as nervous as you are, and it'll ease thetension for them, too. 10. Know When to End It If this is your first time kissing this person, keep things brief. There'll be plenty more chances to kiss, and you want to leave them dying to lock lips with you the next time. |
No. 8 Would you rather give up sex for a month or the internet? No. 7 Would you rather peak professionally when you're young or when you're old? No. 6 Would you rather have a career that you love but barely earn enough to live or hate your job but make tons of money? No. 5 Would you rather be overdressed or underdressed? No. 4 Long, tepid relationship or short-lived love? Would you rather grow old with someone you never loved (but had a stable relationship with) or have a deep love with someone who dies young? No. 3 Sex with your best friend's boyfriend? Would you rather have sex with your best friend's boyfriend andhave no one ever find out, or not have sex with your best friend's boyfriend and have everyone think you had sex with him? No. 2 Would you rather be an amazingly successful porn star or aso-so call girl? No. 1 If you're to live to 90, would you rather have the mind or the body of a 30-year-old? |
Please my fellow nairalanders..i need a national id card, but i dont know how to get one.. I applyed for one four years ago in kwale but i moved to benin city..the issue now is i dont know if the one i applied for will be out by now and if i can still go to the council where i made the registration to get it... Please useful info on the processes to apply for another and where will be of great importance too.. Please how much does it cost to get an international id card? help me ma people..bless you all. |
Please i need help on verification of my bet365 account... If you have done yours please brief me on when am expected to verify, and how.. Thanks.. |
190: yOU Shut up,how well do you know the man? "shak d zulu"... U better mind ur reference man and be on point... |
Hey guys! Lets play this game...lets start telin lies and see who'd b d greatest liar! I'l go ist: nicky minaj is my ex gurlfwend..., my fada is d owner of all d motors written Goods Only in d whole World..... Lie ur own make i see? |
This is Currently Trending on Twitter... Lets Play this Lovely Game on Nairaland Its Called the #WetinConcern Game, Just Post your Comment with the # Tag and then your Own Funny Comment. This is Mine:- #WetinConcern Ayefele with Press Up. Let the Game Roll On. |
This is Currently Trending on Twitter... Lets Play this Lovely Game on Nairaland Its Called the #WetinConcern Game, Just Post your Comment with the # Tag and then your Own Funny Comment. This is Mine:- #WetinConcern Ayefele with Press Up. Let the Game Roll On. |
Wats d mara wit dis madam dike sef...too much make-up on the face.. gosh |
@ op... "never you trust the greeks even when they come bearing gifts".. i must say this,u knew he might be up to a thing like this lady poster.. Its the way it goes..he gives,you collect, you give in return..then the deal is done..just let him in or give him a reason to leave,or compensate him with bunna. |
? ha me am nt o..