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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service Recruiting For 2013/2014 - How True? by Ejisz: 11:50am On Dec 06, 2013
holland1987: its on immigration website aboki
aboki means my friend..
PhonesRe: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by Ejisz(op): 8:52pm On Dec 02, 2013
Hayormeah: i luv surfing the net alot,as 4 gaming:i luv gaming 2 buh m nt an addict.i wld lyk a fone wit a very nyc camera too.tnks
Here are some of the best Android smart phones in
Nigeria this 2013. Some of the listed Android phones
will be getting the new Android 4.4 (KitKat) Sony Xperia Z1 Sony Xperia Z1 is Sony's latest flagship smartphone. It a
high performance smartphone, spotting one of the
most powerful processors available today, a quad-core
Snapdragon 800 Processor clocking at 2.26GHz. It ships
with Android 4.2 (Jelly Bean), but will be getting
Android 4.4 (KitKat) upgrade in the near future. Sony Xperia Z1 features a brilliant 5-inch display and
with a 20.7 megapixels camera is one of the top
Android Camera phones. Sony Xperia Z1 Price in Nigeria
ranges from 105,000 Naira to 115,000 Naira. This smart
phone is dustproof and can survive in up to 1 metre of
water for up to 30 minutes. Buy Sony Xperia Z1 Online ₦104,995.00 Samsung Galaxy S4 The Samsung Galaxy S4 is arguably the best Android
phone in Nigeria. Samsung Galaxy S4 features a
stunning 5.0-inch Super AMOLED display with Corning
Gorilla Glass 3 protection, a 13MP camera, and the most
advanced software and hardware. It is a powerful smartphone with an 8-core processor
combination and 2GB RAM. Samsung Galaxy S4 Price
ranges from 92,000 Naira to 100,000 Naira and comes
with Jelly Bean (Android 4.2.2), but Samsung will push
KitKat (Android 4.4) to the device in future. Buy Samsung Galaxy S4 Online HTC One HTC One is the new HTC flagship smartphone replacing
the HTC One X from the spotlight. It features a brilliant
4.7-inch full HD display, a cool camera that sounds like
it will be fun to use, and a revamped HTC sense with
some new ways of interacting with content and social
updates. HTC One comes in an Alluminium unibody and runs
Android 4.1.2 Jelly Bean and will be getting Android 4.4
(KitKat). The price ranges from N97,000 to N115,000. Buy HTC One Online Samsung Galaxy Note 3 Samsung Galaxy Note 3 is the latest generation of
Samsung's line of business and productivity focused
smart phones with extra-large screen (a.k.a Phablet). It
runs Android 4.3 on superfast quad-core processors. It
be getting Android 4.4 (KitKat) upgrade. Samsung Galaxy Note 3 has a brilliant 5.7-inch Super
AMOLED display and an 8 megapixels camera that can
record ultra HD 4k video. Samsung Galaxy Note 3 price
in Nigeria ranges from 113,000 to 125,000 Naira and
comes with an S-Pen Stylus. Buy Samsung Galaxy Note 3 Online ₦112,995.00 Sony Xperia Z Ultra Sony Xperia Z Ultra is a highend ultra-slim Phablet. It
features a massive 6.44-inch touchscreen and an 8
megapixels camera and super fast 4G LTE with
download speed of up to 150 Mbps. Sony Xperia Z Ultra runs Android 4.2 on a powerful
Qualcomm Snapdragon 800, 2.2GHz quad-core
processor. It is be getting Android 4.4 (KitKat). Sony
Xperia Z Ultra price in Nigeria ranges from 116,000 to
125,000 Naira and can survive up to 1 metre of water
for up to 30 minutes. Buy Sony Xperia Z Ultra Online ₦115,995.00 Sony Xperia ZL Sony Xperia ZL is one of Sony's flagship smart phone
and one of the best Android phones in Nigeria. It
features a brilliant full HD 5.0-inch Touch Display,
Android 4.1.2 (Jelly Bean) and will be getting Android
4.4 (KitKat), an IR blaster for universal remote control
function, and a mirroring feature that enables you view what is on your Xperia ZL on a large screen TV. Sony Xperia ZL is a looker and will certainly get noticed
in any crowd. Price currently ranges from 91,000 Naira
to 100,000 Naira. Buy Sony Xperia ZL Online Affordable Android Phones Sony Xperia Z Another great smartphone from Sony worthy of a place
in the an all star Android list is the Sony Xperia Z. Like
the Xperia ZL, it features a full HD 5.0-inch display, Jelly
Bean (Android 4.1.2) with Android 4.4 (KitKat) expected
and a 13MP camera. At 7.9mm thick, the Sony Xperia Z is one of the
slimmest smart phones in Nigeria. Despite being sleek,
the Xperia Z is by no means fragile. It is waterproof and
dustproof and protected by shatter-proof and scratch
resistant glass. Price ranges from 83,000 Naira to
93,000 Naira in Nigeria.
Or simply go for samsung galaxy s3...wit ur cash at hand then maybe techno phantom A+ will suit your needs.
PhonesRe: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by Ejisz(op): 8:19pm On Dec 02, 2013
Ay92: I feel you. This shows that we still have some matured people on nairaland that will simply reply a post without adding insults
thats why you are the boss...coz u portray like xteristic..hehe.... But like seriously dats one issue dat has to be cubbed by either d admins or oga seun himself...its gettin way outa hands here...now i feel reluctant starting a thread coz alot of critics and insults will cause d threa to be derailed...so most time, i just read through other posts...
PhonesRe: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by Ejisz(op): 8:24am On Dec 02, 2013
Lionbite: Op you too gbaski jor, i will miss those guys carrying USB charger around their neck like cowbell
you see? I even forgot to mention that part of the sad story o.... Its very anoying...imagine you chatin a pal on you BB with a constant rminder in your mind; na wa o this batery is almost gonna die o...i need to charge....Rubbishes.
PhonesRe: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by Ejisz(op): 8:17am On Dec 02, 2013
Ay92: even though the op is right on some of his points, I think he's taken this too far. I'm an Android user who has used and/or operated all mobile phone os and I quite agree that BB is worse than even Java os, but opening a thread in order to bash another user's choice is just too far.
one man's food is another man's poison
Yes boss...what a polite way to express one's self...this is nairaland aiit...i just created the thread so not everyone is expected to read this, but just the few individuals that requires this information will be so intrested in it...dats it.
PhonesRe: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by Ejisz(op): 8:14am On Dec 02, 2013
Hayormeah: Since u r a phone geek,pls which good android will u suggest i get?av a budget of 35k.tanks
we will start with how you intend to use your phone...
Do you surf the net often? Do you like gaming on your phone? And lots more...
Nairaland GeneralMiscellanious Uncommon Facts by Ejisz(op): 2:54pm On Dec 01, 2013
came across this educational write-up and i thought sharing will be nice.

★ Ants never sleep!
★ When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh
slightly less.
★ Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone,
never called his wife or mother; because they were both
deaf. ★ An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
★ “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.
★ Babies are born without knee caps – actually, they’re
made of cartilage
and the bone hardens, between the ages of 2-6 years. ★ Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
★ Butterflies taste with their feet.
★ A “jiffy”, is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a
second.
★ It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
★ Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. ★ Minus 40° Celsius, is exactly the same as minus 40°
Fahrenheit.
★ No word in the English language, rhymes with month -
orange - silver -or- purple.
★ Shakespeare invented the words “assassination”and
“bump". ★ Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the
left hand.
★ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
★ The names of all the continents end with the same letter
that they start with.
★ The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” (u see dis as a text format wen tryin to change ur font on any Blackberry phone)
uses every letter in the English language.
★ The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and
England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
★ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
★ The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
★ Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from
the blowing desert sand.
★ TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using
the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
★ You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath. ★ Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus
every two weeks or it will digest itself.
★ The dot over the letter “i” is called a 'Tittle'.
Phones7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by Ejisz(op): 12:07pm On Dec 01, 2013
1. Justin Trudeau, a Top Canadian Politician, Confirms BB Sucks
2. Limited Applications and Games
3. You can’t even Customize the Stupid Thing
4. The User Interface is Ugly
5. Blackberry Messenger? Facebook Chat has More Users!
6. The Web Browser is so Ineffective
7. The Design Sucks Big Time

Details: http://www.doncaprio.com/2012/05/7-reasons-why-blackberry-sucks-and-you-shouldnt-buy-one.html
PoliticsRe: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by Ejisz: 11:18am On Nov 28, 2013
<a href="http://www./photos-fred- amata-parties-with-spartacus-star/">more pix</a>
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Poses In Scary Halloween Costumes (photos) by Ejisz: 9:21pm On Nov 01, 2013
Promhize: grin no vex, u should know I was referring to him and the other lady (halima abubakar)
I c
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Poses In Scary Halloween Costumes (photos) by Ejisz: 6:41pm On Nov 01, 2013
50calibre: Africans are quick to embrace the white man's culture, thinking it makes them look exposed or civilised.

Hope peter okoye went from house to house in that costume, asking for money?

This is how the white man package homosexuality, saying homosexuals are special, they then bring the message to Africa, some weak minded gullible Africans accept it.
Pls my pal be specific when tryin to hit d nail top aiit..
Nt all africans embrace white men culture.. Are u nt african? Are u weak minded? Oh and gullible?..
Yea I bet u feel me.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Poses In Scary Halloween Costumes (photos) by Ejisz: 6:37pm On Nov 01, 2013
Promhize: Nigerians are stu/pid. What has halloween got to do with our culture, smh. Silly colonized brains
Hey u shld knw hw to place words on threads like this ok...
Why generalising?(NIGERIANS), is it not just peter okoye dats been talked about here? What has it got to do with the whole nija people?
Just smoking my thoughts. What u are reading nw is d smoke... C change o..
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Insecurities? by Ejisz: 6:02pm On Oct 26, 2013
Rizstar: bokoharam kidnapping ritualist are my insecurities
Mate, seems lyk ur own is national insecuties eh.. Or is ur middle name nigeria?? grin
Rizstar: bokoharam kidnapping ritualist are my insecurities
Mate, seems lyk ur own is national insecuties eh.. Or is ur middle name nigeria??
PhonesRe: BBM vs Whatsapp: Which Is Better? by Ejisz: 3:58pm On Oct 23, 2013
WHY USE WHATSAPP:
★ NO HIDDEN COST: Once you and your friends
download the application, you can use it to chat as much as
you want. Send a million messages a day to your friends for
free! WhatsApp uses your Internet connection: 3G/EDGE or
Wi-Fi when available.
★ MULTIMEDIA: Send Video, Images, and Voice notes to
your friends and contacts.
★ GROUP CHAT: Enjoy group conversations with your
contacts.
★ NO INTERNATIONAL CHARGES: Just like there is
no added cost to send an international email, there is no cost
to send WhatsApp messages internationally. Chat with your
friends all over the world as long as they have WhatsApp
Messenger installed and avoid those pesky international
SMS costs.
★ SAY NO TO PINS AND USERNAMES: Why even
bother having to remember yet another PIN or username?
WhatsApp works with your phone number, just like SMS
would, and integrates flawlessly with your existing phone
address book.
★ NO NEED TO LOG IN/OUT: No more confusion about
getting logged off from another computer or device. With
push notifications WhatsApp is ALWAYS ON and
ALWAYS CONNECTED.
★ NO NEED TO ADD BUDDIES: Your Address Book is
used to automatically connect you with your contacts. Your
contacts who already have WhatsApp Messenger will be
automatically displayed under Favorites, similar to a buddy
list. (You can of course always edit Favorites any way you
like)
★ OFFLINE MESSAGES: Even if you miss your push
notifications or turn off your phone, WhatsApp will save
your messages offline until you retrieve them during the
next application use.
★ AND MUCH MORE: Share location, Exchange contacts,
Custom wallpaper, Custom notification sounds, Landscape
mode, Precise message time stamps, Email chat history,
Broadcast messages and MMS to many contacts at once and
much much more!
PhonesRe: BBM vs Whatsapp: Which Is Better? by Ejisz: 3:57pm On Oct 23, 2013
tonardo: Never heard of the plus.
Let me Google it first.
http:///16oN9Z8
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Exam Date For Immigration Recruitment 2013 by Ejisz: 12:43pm On Oct 22, 2013
[color=#006600]Hello fellow NIS applicants.. You can download the past
questions from any of the links below... And pls note that
its In .pdf format... Shalom

/16oN9Z8
Nairaland GeneralFree NIS Past Questions Here. by Ejisz(op): 12:32pm On Oct 22, 2013
Hello fellow NIS applicants.. You can download the past questions from any of the links below... And pls note that its In .pdf format... Shalom
http:///16oN9Z8
PoliticsRe: Aero Contractors To Emerge National Carrier by Ejisz: 10:51am On Oct 21, 2013
http:///16oN9Z8.... That's the link that leads you to a free and easy money making process...very short and simple..all you need is a phone that can surf the net,and an internet connection.. I call it click your way into cash...earn via western union or directly to ur debit card(ATM)..no time to say no time....there is always no harm in trying coz u gat notin to loose
... http:///16oN9Z8.... That's the link that leads you to a free and easy money making process...very short and simple..all you need is a phone that can surf the net,and an internet connection.. I call it click your way into cash...earn via western union or directly to ur debit card(ATM)..no time to say no time....there is always no harm in trying coz u gat notin to loose
...
http:///16oN9Z8.... That's the link that leads you to a free and easy money making process...very short and simple..all you need is a phone that can surf the net,and an internet connection.. I call it click your way into cash...earn via western union or directly to ur debit card(ATM)..no time to say no time....there is always no harm in trying coz u gat notin to loose
...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service Recruiting For 2013/2014 - How True? by Ejisz: 10:55pm On Oct 18, 2013
Thanks to those that have genuine intentions of helping their fellow nairalanders/nigerians... Pls any info on how the test is gonna b like and what kinda quiz we are to expecthuh Ejisz@yahoo.com is my mailin address...thanks a bunch....and for someone who does not have primary school living certificate,is there an option or replacementhuh Replies please...
FashionRe: A Venting Thread For Fashion Styles/Stuff You Dislike by Ejisz: 8:40pm On Oct 09, 2013
Ms_Steph: Ladies at my gym wear leggings tp exercise nd some of them don't evn wear pant you will just be seeing everytin. Wonder y some women just like promoting nudity
everything as in how now? please be specific coz everything is Antonymous with nothing..

ehennnn. u saidhuh??(⊙o⊙)(⊙o⊙)
Nairaland GeneralHelp:primary School Leaving Certificate by Ejisz(op): 8:43pm On Oct 08, 2013
please fellow nairalanders, i am an undergradute student with intentions of applying for federal government paid jobs like force, immigration, ministry and local government )
the big bang is that I learnt I can't apply coz I dnt have primary six result. .
cercumstances of life made it so....
please i need advice from anyone with similar experience and how I will get a primary six result at this age and stage that's gonna be accepted by employers.. thanks for your time
.. please mail me or just drop ur advice here so others can see too....

ejisz@yahoo.com
Nairaland GeneralWho Really Owns A Man? by Ejisz(op): 3:54pm On Oct 08, 2013
Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
ARGUMENT-{mother}- my son must obey me
unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr, {wife }-he
sucks mine now nd sucked it 4 more den 5yrs
nd is stil sucking -{mother}- I carried him for
nine months.{Wife}- He was only 3.5kg den,so
what's d big deal? I carry him evry nite nd he is
85kg now.{Mother}-he passed between my legs
wit pains {wife}-hahaha, he only passed der
once, he stays between my legs like everyday nd
I scream wit pains each nite.plss WHO OWNS A
MAN? Tell me ur answer.
Jobs/VacanciesI.T Placement For Me. by Ejisz(op): 10:52pm On Oct 05, 2013
pls i need step by step guide on how to apply for I.T in any bank. or any other firm(please state it).
am a computer science student.
thanks.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do Ugly Humans Irritate You ? by Ejisz(op): 10:11pm On Oct 05, 2013
An0nimus: You have issues. EOD.
okay....if u can but state what made u say so, then i might oblige......

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