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St. Valentine died 4love Romeo also died 4 love Jack in titanic died 4 love Samson in d Bible died 4 love, Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love & even Jesus Christ died 4 love... Wetin !! ?? Haba !!! Where are the women? Una no sabi die? Abi na only gift Una sabi collect? After Una go talk say boys no dey try.No Gift again dis valentine unless una give us 10 names of women wey die 4love. |
thanks people. |
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? - A tie & expect Brazilian hair? - Singlet & expect iPad 2? - Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic? Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh. - Boxers should be exchanged with a G- string. - Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra. -If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris". -She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. -If she shows up at your door empty- handed, tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing). -If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise. -She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature), Happy Val in advance. |
Why your song might not be played on radio” was put together as a result of ideas and information gathered from all reputable DJs I have met in a while. I have learnt a whole lot from the masters of the game, but this epistle will only lay emphasis on reasons why your song might not be played on radio, and even if played at all, it might not last a while. The radio is a major source of information and as such is a powerful media tool. It’s estimated that every radio station at every instance of functioning has an audience of over 1 million population of audience. Imagine what happens if this population or more constantly listens to your song over a lengthy period of time. I will be quick to share this secret with you that no song is interesting, or better put that no song is a hit until it’s constantly played on every media available with the radio as the primary and most popular media connect. It will also be added to this confidential part of my epistle that radios DJs have their tactical ways of imposing and making their target audience enjoy a song via constant air play. No matter how “bad” you think a song is, if termed good by radio DJs and constantly played by a very good number of them, before you know it, this song becomes a hit. All DJs should bear me witness to this. Back to our discussion, which is the reason why your song might not get radio air-play, this can be rephrased as why radio DJs will not play your song. This is a critical issue which in my opinion should be looked into by all artistes in general. Top of the list reason why your song might not get radio airplay is the use of vulgar words. It’s now a general trend that vulgar words such as “booty”, “ass”, “niggar” and all sorts are often used in songs. Although this was the selling point of some artistes, but I must say to you that most of these songs fade away real fast. Secondly, I will bring to your notice that the N.B.C [Nigeria Broadcasting Co-operation] having understood well that music now plays a major role in the influence of the life of youths, every song is listened to, to the letters. The N.B.C has fully assumed the responsibility of harsh scrutiny of songs. The moment a vulgar word is detected in your song, it’s termed to contain NTTB and unfit for radio airplay. A couple of DJs have lost their jobs and several radio stations sanctioned reasons to the fact that they at one point played a song termed to contain vulgar words or portray vulgar meanings. With the new trend, a song need not be banned by the N.B.C before it seizes to get airplay. All radio DJs have tightened up and also look beyond the money they’ll get in order to safeguard their jobs. The N.B.C now keeps tabs on all radio stations in the country as all programs are recorded and played back for verification. At this time in the music scene, I must emphasize that your song need not be banned. I would say to you my dear artistes that if you can, avoid the use of vulgar words in your lyrics. Take a clue from the likes of 2face Idibia, Shyne, Capital F.E.M.I and Michael Word. These dudes do good music with the most minimal use of vulgar words. On the alternative, if your song contains vulgar words, during mixing and mastering, instruct your producer to make you a radio edit which either silences all the vulgar words or skips and scramble them. The disadvantage of this is that if there are too many vulgar words in your song, after a radio edit, it becomes very empty and meaningless, so as much as you can avoid the use or use at the most minimum such that when edited, it would be barely noticed. It’s not news that some songs with vulgar words all through have made remarkable commercial success, but I must say to you how this is about to change. If you think you can avoid the radio airplay and use the street and party DJs, you’ll be surprised at the next move of the N.B.C. Another reason why some songs might not get radio airplay is one issue I have always talked about in all my previous epistles targeted at the up and coming acts, MAKE GOOD SONGS. The cogent ingredients of good song are good lyrics, good delivery and superb production as I have always mentioned in my past articles. All radio DJs have a primary role which is to ALWAYS satisfy their audience, so therefore it wouldn’t matter your budget to push a “bad” song, it won’t be justified. Most radio DJs that I know take into account this factor before they decide to promote a song. They got millions of people to be satisfied and the completion amidst them now seems to be skyrocketing, anything that falls short of good music might not be played on radio. Even if played, it will be done at a time when it won’t be noticed and this would not last a couple minutes before it’s removed from the schedule and never to be played again. The next point is that all radio stations are reputable. I have met a couple of artistes who give names of radio station on which they want their song promoted. It must be said that this is a bad idea. Although other radios DJs download songs, it doesn’t guaranty airplay. If at any point you listen to your song on a radio station on which you do not know how it got there, there is an 80% probability that it must have gotten there via your promotion link and the remain 20% is the fact that it’s just being played freelance because the DJ likes the song. Radio DJs can bear me witness to the fact that that no song is just being played, somebody somewhere must have talked or pleaded on your behalf that your song be played. All radio stations no matter how small you seem it is have got its own audience. It must also be brought to your notice that most radio DJs got connect with each other and do not be deceived by any singular DJ that he can handle your promo. Please spread your tentacles. Honest DJs will advise you to spread your tentacles as this always compliments one another, and honestly if he or she perceives that he or she is the only one jamming your song on air, he might just be tempted to stop unless you got a strong relationship. Only honest DJs tell you this though. Understandable, you cannot get to every radio station, so it’s advisable that you seek the services of a good and hardworking publicist who can always help you build a very strong and wide connect. This is where I tell you to pay cognizance to who handles your promotion and publicity. Like I always say, another very important thing is acknowledge the DJs. No matter how small a DJ seem, he or she got her audience and connect within the Disc Jockey factory. I will rather say that DJs know how to get in touch with one another when they have to. The moment you mess with one, faster than you know, it circulates and your song is dropped from schedule. DJs love one another, and an injury to one is an injury to all. Lastly, please my dear artistes take your time to make good interesting jingles for as many DJs as possible. Not only does this sell you, it is always appreciated by all DJs as it gives them a good sense of belonging. Although this might cost you a studio session, make a list of all DJs playing your song, or who have at a point in time played it even if just for once, make jingles for them, it makes them happy. |
am glad u find this piece enlightening |
Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for moving on to the quarter finals stage of the Orange African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013, urging them to go for gold. ANP, in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis, urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and returning with the trophy. “We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition. We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football. Jessica, speaking further, added that the association would declare one week of free sex if the Eagles win the trophy .“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she added. Investigation revealed some members of the association are in South Africa ‘supporting’ the national team. The Super Eagles would be confronting the Ivorian national team, the Elephants, in a knockout stage on Sunday. |
Look wetin one girl talk about guys...... Na wa! guys make una read n meditate on this too... i know its hurts but its the truth " " " " The joy of very man is to get married to the girl of his dreams, he is looking for his missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of his youth, mother of his unborn children, blab bla bla. He is looking for that one-in-a-million girl who is virtuous, obedient, neat, pretty, experienced, mature, God-fearing, and well brought up. But the problem is; how many men can boast of half of these qualities they so much desire in women? You want a good wife but you are a potential bad husband. Your woman must not even say hi to a man but you have numerous babes. You are in a hurry to beat King Solomon’s record of 300 wives and 700 concubines but your wife must not receive even one call from another man except you. Hmmm! One chance na aim be your case. You do not have a job or a trade or even a skill but you want to toast the classiest babes in town and you can’t understand why they are turning you down since you are the finest boy in town - Fine Boy No Pimples. Meaning; na fine dem go chop? If dem ask you which job you dey do, you go say you be footballer, but you still dey football academy at the age of 30 and Messi na your role model. You no go go learn carpentry? Small time you go say you be artiste, but you no fit play even a single instrument only to dey shout: yea, yea; uhorn, uhorn; dj give me track 2; no no give me track 4. U no go go develop yourself? Your fiancée’s mother chased you out of the house, why not? When you are still dressing like Wizkid at the age of 35. You complain she dresses anyhow when your own jeans is skin tight and only covers half of your bum bum exposing your dirty boxers and you call it swag. Why will she agree to kiss you when your mouth always smells of cigarette and cheap booze like ogogoro, goskolo, aloma, and all those other chemical concoctions sold cheaply in dark corners? Today you want yellow girl, tomorrow you want chocolate, later you want tall, dark, fair, lepa, orobo, you can’t seem to make up your mind. Wetin dey do u? You have been dating a girl for 8 years and you still have the guts to tell her you are not sure if she is one for you. After 8 years? Why are you wasting her time? Look if you don’t want to propose to her abeg give chance make another serious bobo enter her life, abi you want make she reach menopause before you propose? You keep looking for Miss Right but are you taking steps to make yourself Mr. Right? It is easy for men to say ladies are materialistic, or they love money, or they are money conscious, but put yourself in their fathers’ shoes; will you allow your daughter marry a jobless loafer? Instead of sitting down in one place and regretting how one rich guy stole your woman away with his money get up and hustle. Ladies don’t look for handsome men, they look for men with handsome pockets and bright future. Guy get up and try getting rich, legitimately! You keep smoking, drinking, womanizing, clubbing, and keeping late nights and you keep telling her you will change when you both get married. Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it now before your very eyes, he will do it even more when you marry him o! After disvirgining 10 girls in your lifetime, you are still looking for a virgin to marry. Who dash monkey banana? You must reap what you sow. You no wan marry but you are a member of Professional Association of Men in Suit. How that babe go agree to marry you when you still dey live for your papa house, still dey chop your mama food, still dey beg your sister for transport money, and still dey beg your friends to transfer N50 to your phone so that you go fit give her missed calls? 24 hours a day you are on facebook or twitter or 2go while your fellow men are hustling and you still think the babes will answer you when you call? You will spend 90 minutes watching football match played in faraway Europe by men half your age and spend the next 2hours shouting up blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid! You are On Your Own o! OYO for u! You were supposed to have spent those valuable hours hustling instead of just spending your coins to watch other people hustling. Remember time waits for nobody. For those bad boys wey wan marry good girls, una don enter one chance, because the good girls are also looking for good guys with a bright future and solid prospect to marry. You’d better buckle up now guys if you want to marry the lady of your wildest dreams or else you will just end up marrying an old lady who is ready to marry just any rog and even sponsor wedding and buy your suit and shoes, and of course your rights will be limited in that arranged marriage. To whom it may concern, WORK OUT YOUR SALVATION, TODAY! |
please can you give reasons? |
lets reason alike. Do nigeria stand a chance of winning the afcon cup? Because from what i have seen i don't think the players are well trained. They lack team work and ball control. What do you think? |
I just thought about this and wish to know your view on it.I want each of you to tell me the celebrity you would marry if you have the opportunity to do so. And also tell me your reasons for picking that celebrity. As for me, I would love to marry oprah winfrey I chose oprah because she is pretty and seems to be acool lady I love the way she speaks and also her dress sense. She is very very charming. I love her |
lets keep them coming guys... |
1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village…THE SAME DAY! Abi village dey get airport? 2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years. 3) You’d see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke’s huge glasses. 4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road. 5) Girls wear very short dresses, revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to school…but theirlecturers say nothing about it. 6) A woman barges into in a hotel room to catch her husband with another woman. Abi who give her key? 7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times. I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA A man wants to send his wifepacking, he goesinto the room and comesout with about 3 ready packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event Feel free to add your own observations. |
With the current economic trend in this country, what do you think is the most valuable item that a single five naira note can buy? |
U saw someone beating ur mum, rushed into the house 2 fetch a weapon and found someone in bed wit ur wife. Which would u attend to first? |
yuzedo:on point.,,not all pretty gurls are trully pretty down there...goshssshhhh. Greatest turn off raised to the power of 2zzzz.. |
please i need help on this.. if you are in position to give a goo list, please do./..thaks |
Are you Smart Enough? Then Answer this Question:- A king had a gathering. He killed goats and chickens. In all, there were 13 heads and 30 legs. How many goats and how many chickens did he killed?? |
I was at Home with my Full Family Members, This Argument jump down and everyone was sharing their View so i decided to Share it on Nairaland because i believe Nairalanderz are the Best when it comes to Real and Sensible Issue! So let me Xplain: Can you go to Jail for 30 Years because of N30,000,000,000 {30 Billion Naira}? Well, I choosed Yes. :- Before taking Decision, You have to Consider this fact that i will be listing below. > Can you Make 1 Billion Naira within a Year? talkless of N30 Billion. > If assuming you are paid N150,000 Monthly, It will take you almost a lifetime b4 you can get such amount. > 30 years + your Age = 55 or something close, if you have 30 Billion, You are a Great Man and will never be forgotten in the History of Nigeria. Now, Can you go to Jail for 30 Years because of N30 Billion? Lets be Candid!
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where them nairalanders @? |
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i was made to understand that tall men die quicker than the short ones. How true iz dis statement? Pls drop ur opinion with scientific proof. |
A man wants to send his wife
(No offense)