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bin. ur joke is meant 4 intelects,. . So just break it down a little. U undastand ni?

I have a Girl-Friend, Most times
when we are in the Room
Together and my Phone Rings,
She is always watching my
Mouth especially when she
Notice am talking to a Girl, I
Guess she is somehow Jealous,
After the Call she wont ask me
but i do notice some kind of
Reaction in Her, Unlike my Own,
Anytime she is own phone and i
know its a Guy, I do ask her who
is that after the call, And she
always Respond, He is my
Friend,
As in, I believe one way or the
other, You might have
Experienced this, So am asking
Who is More Jealous in a
Relationship? The Guy or the
Girl??

my *great nairalandas*,pls am planin 2 shop 4 xmas soon. But i realy ned info on wat brand of perfume is d best.(4rm ur own view). I nd ur say on dis.

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 =
1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 1234565432
1
1111111 x 1111111 =
1234567654 321
11111111 x 11111111 =
1234567876 54321
111111111 x 111111111 =
1234567898 7654321
Now, take a look at this,
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S
T U V W X Y Z
(Is represente d as, )
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W- O- R- K
8+1+18+4+2 3+ 15+18+11 =
98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L- E- D-G-E
11+14+15+2 3+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 =
96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T- U- D-E
1+20+20+9+ 20+ 21+4+5 =
100%
Then:
L-O-V-E-O- F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5 +15+ 6+7+15+4 =
101%
Therefore, one can conclude with
mathematic al certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge
will get you close, and Attitude
will
get you there, It's the Love of God
that will put you over the top!

Great sacrifise of a mother
This is a true story of Mother’s
Sacrifice during the Japan
Earthquake. After the Earthquake
had subsided, when the rescuers
reached the ruins of a young
woman’s house, they saw her
dead body through the cracks.
But her pose was somehow
strange that she knelt on her
knees like a person was
worshiping; her body was
leaning forward, and her two
hands were supporting by an
object. The collapsed house had
crashed her back and her head.
With so many difficulties, the
leader of the rescuer team put
his hand through a narrow gap
on the wall to reach the woman’s
body. He was hoping that this
woman could be still alive.
However, the cold and stiff body
told him that she had passed
away for sure. He and the rest of
the team left this house and
were going to search the next
collapsed building. For some
reasons, the team leader was
driven by a compelling force to
go back to the ruin house of the
dead woman. Again, he knelt
down and used his had through
the narrow cracks to search the
little space under the dead body.
Suddenly, he screamed with
excitement,” A child! There is a
child! “ The whole team worked
together; carefully they removed
the piles of ruined objects
around the dead woman. There
was a 3 months old little boy
wrapped in a flowery blanket
under his mother’s dead body.
Obviously, the woman had made
an ultimate sacrifice for saving
her son. When her house was
falling, she used her body to
make a cover to protect her son.
The little boy was still sleeping
peacefully when the team leader
picked him up. The medical
doctor came quickly to exam the
little boy. After he opened the
blanket, he saw a cell phone
inside the blanket. There was a
text message on the screen. It
said,” If you can survive, you
must remember that I love you.”
This cell phone was passing
around from one hand to
another. Every body that read
the message wept. ” If you can
survive, you must remember
that I love you.” Such is the
mother’s love for her child!!

mr koka, u ar d best. 2 faze no get tyme 4 9ja frapachinoz coz they play smart nd act weird. We hav very few wife materials 4 dis our sick country. 2 baba is an intelect who wil favour simple heartd ladiez.trust me.

stop telin us storiez dat dos nt conscern us. Pls. Tank u 4 u undastandin.

@poster, u ar just a sick Bleep. Go screw urself. Imagine d insult. U login 2 nairaland nd tel d intelectual nairalandas 2 give u scope on hw 2 dump ur eX fuckmate. U must have forgotten ur last used condom in ur pussy. Mtcheeeww. NEXT!

kpolli:
guy we agree, but the venom in your post is too much. . . .

wetin!

did they threaten to violation u?

dats well said.humans ,females xpecialy dnt realy knw d meanin of d .V. word. most gurls who claim 2 be virgins, lost it wen they were younger. dem 4get say e don occur.

hi all, pls i need info on hoe to get a credit card in nija.

bravo. great minds ,they say,thinks alike. good quotes by intelectz.

nicely done. but u are not the author of them all.

please nairalandas dis is our quotes section. drop or paste ur personaly inspired quote here. tanx pple.

what is d meaning of IQ.?

test ur level of IQ here by simply defining d word politics.

the author can never be confronted.only the dead knows the truth about this world.

intellects,i put this question 2 you. what is our purpose in live?when after all suffering death is the only peace one finds. then what is the reason for living in this world, ? great minds speaks alike.

ma peps if u were told 2 make a list of top ten best rap kings within nija,from best 2 least,wat will ur list be like.?

my friend has a gurl who he thinks he is willing to die for.the gurl is also making him think she is reciprocatin the luv.then on a blessed saturday,my guy walks into a bar with some of his brodos and caught his luvly chik off gaurd seating and caresin on d lap of a .G. Boy,he was so astonished to the extent dat he felt sick on d spot.He came home and asked 4 our advice on how 2 handle issues wit d gurl. Pls my luv doctors,i know the gurl is blinded by money,nd my guy was intimidate coz he cant compete in terms of cash.coz he is a mere undergraduate.wat is ur say on dis issue?

our country nigeria,is moving from bad to worse.we nigerians are treated as outkasts and injustice is now our motto.there is a question am askin all nairalanders. how can nigeria become a better country?speak ur mind.imagine urself as the newly elected presiden,

jega has failed nigerians,by not proving dat he is capable of making things right.but a man's success is sometimes measured by his failures.my people there is still hope,trust me.jega already knows he just entered one chance,and he will also want to show nigerians dat he is capable.watch out.

@largerwenindoubt. My friend. I never new u could quote d bible.u ar d worst hypocrite dat ever existed, d beast in u is beginin 2 show, dullants like u read d bible upside down, I don't insult normal beings but i make it rain on christ haters like u. And who told u am a christian? Don't be dat smart 2 tink any nigerian will make heaven, i never realy meant 2 be rash, but sometimes word fly out from even holy tongues. Life is not wat it seems. Dere is more 2 life dan just braggin, Don't let d present situatiön corrupt ur iner mind,2 start blasphemin against THE GREATEST SCIENTIST OF A TIME.(JEHOVAH). Somdtimes d truth only prevails wen hypocrites like me and u ar long forgoten.so don't kill urself over BLUNT RELIGIOUS ISSUES.

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A Dog that does not bark or bite is worse than a dead lion. being the 1st Largest Christian Population in Africa and the 3rd Largest Worldwide, I'd say God has been undeserving of our attention over the last 40 years, leaving evil leaders like Shagari, Abacha, OBJ and Jonathan to rule over better men like us. Allowing children of his faithful to be killed like fowls in their sleep. I do believe he has either grown senile or simply turned his attention to better things like the Premiership


Mind you,, A Tiger is not timid, a tortoise is
[quote][/quote]my friend, largerman.i am not happy myself as par d way tins ar. But dat does not give u d right 2 question GOD.WAT creature ar u? , a goat or a sheep, Wen gallant dudes speak,capital letter Fs like u Should not cough. Imagine urself saying "A DOG dat does not bark or bite is worst dan a dead lion." is dere any animal on dis earth called DOG dat does not bark bite? U ar tryin 2 show nairalandas dat u ar an educated fool. I even learnt u ar a M.sc holda.(idiot). U want 2 tell us u know history.(mumu). GOD who allowed his only son 2 die on d cross,has his reasons.so why ar u unclean creatures questionin his intelligence.? Mr DICTIONARY,

[quote )
A Dog that does not bark or bite is worse than a dead lion. being the 1st Largest Christian Population in Africa and the 3rd Largest Worldwide, I'd say God has been undeserving of our attention over the last 40 years, leaving evil leaders like Shagari, Abacha, OBJ and Jonathan to rule over better men like us. Allowing children of his faithful to be killed like fowls in their sleep. I do believe he has either grown senile or simply turned his attention to better things like the Premiership


Mind you,, A Tiger is not timid, a tortoise is
[quote][/quote]my friend, largerman.i am not happy myself as par d way tins ar. But dat does not give u d right 2 question GOD.WAT creature ar u? , a goat or a sheep, Wen gallant dudes speak,capital letter Fs like u Should not cough. Imagine urself saying "A DOG dat does not bark or bite is worst dan a dead lion." is dere any animal on dis earth called DOG dat does not bark bite? U ar tryin 2 show nairalandas dat u ar an educated fool. I even learnt u ar a M.sc holda.(idiot). U want 2 tell us u know history.(mumu). GOD who allowed his only son 2 die on d cross,has his reasons.so why ar u unclean creatures questionin his intelligence.? Mr DICTIONARY,

[quote )
A Dog that does not bark or bite is worse than a dead lion. being the 1st Largest Christian Population in Africa and the 3rd Largest Worldwide, I'd say God has been undeserving of our attention over the last 40 years, leaving evil leaders like Shagari, Abacha, OBJ and Jonathan to rule over better men like us. Allowing children of his faithful to be killed like fowls in their sleep. I do believe he has either grown senile or simply turned his attention to better things like the Premiership


Mind you,, A Tiger is not timid, a tortoise is
[quote][/quote]my friend, largerman.i am not happy myself as par d way tins ar. But dat does not give u d right 2 question GOD.WAT creature ar u? , a goat or a sheep, Wen gallant dudes speak,capital letter Fs like u Should not cough. Imagine urself saying "A DOG dat does not bark or bite is worst dan a dead lion." is dere any animal on dis earth called DOG dat does not bark bite? U ar tryin 2 show nairalandas dat u ar an educated fool. I even learnt u ar a M.sc holda.(idiot). U want 2 tell us u know history.(mumu). GOD who allowed his only son 2 die on d cross,has his reasons.so why ar u unclean creatures questionin his intelligence.? Mr DICTIONARY,

[quote )
A Dog that does not bark or bite is worse than a dead lion. being the 1st Largest Christian Population in Africa and the 3rd Largest Worldwide, I'd say God has been undeserving of our attention over the last 40 years, leaving evil leaders like Shagari, Abacha, OBJ and Jonathan to rule over better men like us. Allowing children of his faithful to be killed like fowls in their sleep. I do believe he has either grown senile or simply turned his attention to better things like the Premiership


Mind you,, A Tiger is not timid, a tortoise is
[quote][/quote]my friend, largerman.i am not happy myself as par d way tins ar. But dat does not give u d right 2 question GOD.WAT creature ar u? , a goat or a sheep, Wen gallant dudes speak,capital letter Fs like u Should not cough. Imagine urself saying "A DOG dat does not bark or bite is worst dan a dead lion." is dere any animal on dis earth called DOG dat does not bark bite? U ar tryin 2 show nairalandas dat u ar an educated fool. I even learnt u ar a M.sc holda.(idiot). U want 2 tell us u know history.(mumu). GOD who allowed his only son 2 die on d cross,has his reasons.so why ar u unclean creatures questionin his intelligence.? Mr DICTIONARY,

[quote )
A Dog that does not bark or bite is worse than a dead lion. being the 1st Largest Christian Population in Africa and the 3rd Largest Worldwide, I'd say God has been undeserving of our attention over the last 40 years, leaving evil leaders like Shagari, Abacha, OBJ and Jonathan to rule over better men like us. Allowing children of his faithful to be killed like fowls in their sleep. I do believe he has either grown senile or simply turned his attention to better things like the Premiership


Mind you,, A Tiger is not timid, a tortoise is
[quote][/quote]my friend, largerman.i am not happy myself as par d way tins ar. But dat does not give u d right 2 question GOD.WAT creature ar u? , a goat or a sheep, Wen gallant dudes speak,capital letter Fs like u Should not cough. Imagine urself saying "A DOG dat does not bark or bite is worst dan a dead lion." is dere any animal on dis earth called DOG dat does not bark bite? U ar tryin 2 show nairalandas dat u ar an educated fool. I even learnt u ar a M.sc holda.(idiot). U want 2 tell us u know history.(mumu). GOD who allowed his only son 2 die on d cross,has his reasons.so why ar u unclean creatures questionin his intelligence.? Mr DICTIONARY,

D timidness of a tiger,does not mean cowardise. D tin of agbalagba is not meant 4 a child's play. So,it has gotten 2 dis level dat unclean humans now make jest of our creator. Well, u beta be warned coz d sin dat has 2 do wit blasphemy against God,can never be forgiven. Dats wat i tink. Don't play wit GOD,

Fellow nigerians, i will be most grateful 2 know if , the federal government has successfully passed the bill 4 the N.M.N. Full legal operations.please update me,

please what are the step by step procedures,for applyin 4 the ongoin nigeria airforce recruitment excercise.thanks

lover girl,the world is full of suprises.are u perfect?if yes then seek ur perfect gent.[color=#006600][/color]