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1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH.
Watch can emit a certain level of
radioactivity. Though small, but if
you wear your watch to bed for a
longtime, it might have adverse
effects on your health.
2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA.
Scientist in America have
discovered those who wear bras
for more dan 12hours have a
high risk of getting breast cancer.
So go to bed without it.
3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE.
Putting the phone beside your
bed or anywhere near you is not
encouraged. Though some of us
will use phones as alarm clocks,
but please put the phone as far
as possible. Scientists have proved
that electrical items including
mobile phoneS and television sets
emit magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause
disruptions to our nervous
system. Therefore if you need to
put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.
4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE -UP. People who sleep
with make-
up might have skin problems in
the long run. Sleeping with make-
up will cause the skin to have
difficulty in breathing and
problem in perspiring. You will
also need a much longer time to
go into deep sleep. Lastly & Most
important
5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVES OR
HUSBANDS.
Scientists ar of d opinion dat one
may never wake up again; nd if
dis happens?? DISGRACE
AWAITS,as no one will lik to b
picked up dead, by loved ones
frm such a place to da Morgue!...
Av delivered ma God-sent
messages,make una listen oooo

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The Federal Ministry of Communication Technology [FMCT], in
conjunction with the National Information Technology
Development Agency (NITDA), has launched an awareness
campaign for Student Computer Ownership Scheme to enable
students of Tertiary Institutions acquire their personal Laptop
Computers.
Students of all duly registered and accredited universities in
Nigeria can be a part of this scheme.
Here is a list of schools that are still participating at the
moment:-
Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi
Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba
Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria
Ajayi Crowther University, Ibadan
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma
Bayero University, Kano
Benue State University, Makurdi.
Cross River University of Technology
Ebonyi State University, Abakaliki
Federal University Gashua
Federal University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun
Federal University of Technology, Akure
Federal University of Technology, Minna.
Federal University of Technology, Owerri
Federal University, Dutse, Jigawa State
Federal University, Dutsin-Ma, Katsina
Federal University, Kashere, Gombe State
Federal University, Lafia, Nasarawa State
Federal University, Lokoja, Kogi State
Federal University, Ndufu-Alike, Ebonyi State
Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa
Federal University, Oye-Ekiti, Ekiti State
Federal University, Wukari, Taraba State
Federal University,Birnin Kebbi.
Federal University,Gusau.
Gombe State University
Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University, Lapai
Imo State University, Owerri
Kebbi State University, Kebbi
Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso
Landmark University,Omu-Aran.
Michael Okpara Uni. of Agric., Umudike
Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola
National Open University of Nigeria, Lagos.
Nigerian Defence Academy,Kaduna
Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka
Obafemi Awolowo University,Ile-Ife
Olabisi Onabanjo University Ago-Iwoye
Pan-African University, Lagos
Rivers State University of Science & Technology
University of Abuja, Gwagwalada
University of Agriculture, Abeokuta.
University of Agriculture, Makurdi.
University of Benin
University of Calabar
University of Ibadan
University of Ilorin
University of Jos
University of Lagos
University of Maiduguri
University of Nigeria, Nsukka
University of Port-Harcourt
University of Uyo
Usman Dan Fodio University, Sokoto
Wellspring University, Evbuobanosa – Edo State
Wesley Univ. of Science & Tech.,Ondo
HOW TO APPLY FOR STUDENTS COMPUTER OWNERSHIP SCHEME
The Computer Ownership Scheme enables registered students of
Nigerian universities to own a laptop of their own via loans given
to their sponsor/guardian.
To get started register using the following link and follow the
steps after that:
Apply for Students Computer Ownership Scheme
1. Now order a laptop and any of the available accessories.
2. Your sponsor/guardian will be notified of the registration via
email.
3. Your university confirms your status as a student.
4. After university confirmation, your sponsor/guardian is
provided a link via which they request a loan from any of the
participating banks.
5. The bank selected by your sponsor would receive your
sponsor’s application and review it.
6. Once the bank approves your sponsor’s loan, your sponsor is
directed to pay the initial deposit.
7. The PC vendor, a partner original equipment manufaturer
( OEM), initiates the process of delivering the PC requested.
During this time, you will be updated of:
• The status of your PC bundle procurement;
• A contact person at their office and;
• An expected delivery date.
• And YOU GET YOUR PC!
List of Banks participating in the Students Computer
Ownership Scheme:
- UBA Plc,
- Guarantee Trust Bank Plc,
- Diamond Bank Plc
- Skye Bank Plc,
- First Bank Plc,
- Sterling Bank.
Click here for the Programme Website!!!

ENGLISH: As it is written in the Bible. ...
PIDGIN: As dem yan 4 Bible!
ENGLISH: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus cum enta canoe wit im padi dem!
ENGLISH: As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm!!!
PIDGIN: As d canoe dey go so, na im yawa cum gas for im BB
storm!!!
ENGLISH: The storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind!
PIDGIN: as d yawa dey gas so, na im kasala cum burst jshoin!
ENGLISH: The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master
master!
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem begin dey hala bros
eh! bros eh!!
ENGLISH: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus cum standa gidigba cum arrange d yawa n
kasala!
ENGLISH: He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye of little faith!
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem, shake im head, cum talk say:
my padi, UNA FALL MA HAND!
ENGLISH: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is
this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem cum hala shooo!! bros J which kan levels na?
U B WINSH?
#Enjoy your Day!

Some many people still finds it hard to believe ILLUMINATI really exists in this world. Do you believe they Exist??
Drop your Opinion/ Comments

hello peeps.. I intend on buying a htc cha cha london used phone... I have checked its specs online... I am only good with symbian and bb phones.. I have not used any htc phones before are there china made htc's? How can i differentiate them?.. I need advice if to go for htc cha cha or nokia e5.. Thanks

Who is the best dancer on the floor among this three
(1) Chris Brown
(2) Jason Derulo
(3) Usher

please i would like to know if there is anyway i can use messanger applications and flip fonts on my E5-00...thanks

hello peeps.. Please i need websites where i can download messanger applications for symbian nokia... Thanks and God bless.

OmolodMilkman93: u got everitin wrong frm d scripture to d wordings,... Is it word or world?

leave it like dat... I have my reasons.... Thanks though.

striktlymi: Good evening Eji,

I am struggling to understand what prompted the topic you chose.

Anyways, I am of the opinion that some Atheists reason better than some christians and vise versa.

..... Can you expansiate more on your reasons for your words?

i have been trying to reson the book of john 1:1... "in the begining was the word and the word was with God,and the word was God.... It dates back to the creation days and it enables me see reasons why atheists can never be right.... And it awakens me to the task ahead.. Preaching to telling others about God and our purpose in life.

Okiki_Oluwa: Thought BMW is Be My Wife.

this is another version pal.

why do christians and atheists always find it difficult to reason alike.. Who is likely to be in the right path of life... From recent mis-happs in the christian way of refrencing jah, i know some atheists here will be sure they are on point. But remember the scriptures says, and i quote "its only a fool that will say there is no God".. Whats your take on this.?

Afam4eva: Whenever i'm swallowing eba, i feel like i'm going to suffocate myself. is there an explanation for that? I think my lungs or wherever the eba passes is too narrow. I think Jonathan should ban eba and yam. They're dangerous to humans. Especially yam. What kind of food requires life support(water) before it can be eaten.

i guess you are taking in too large a piece/mould/lump..try to reduce the size...yowza.

BMW» Bring Me Women
FORD» Fix OR Repair Daily
HYUNDAI» Hope You Understand Nothing Drivable And
Inexpensive
VOLVO» Very Odd Looking Vehicular Objects
KIA» Kills In Accidents
OPEL» Old People Enjoy Life.
TOYOTA» The One You Only Trust Always
GOLF/GTI» Girls Only Love Fun/Get Them Inside
HONDA» Hanged Over Now Driving Away
POLO» Panties Off Legs Open
Which car are u driving?

hi peps.. Drop your favourite verse of the bible by quoting it. And tell us when you always reflect back to that scriptures and why... Lets keep them coming. You might touch someones heart unknowinly. John 3:16 "for God so love the word,that he gave his only begothen son,that whosoever beleiveth in him shall not perish but have everlastig life.... Life and love works pari-pasu.. God is love and love is good... If you can trully love yourself enough, then you will certainly find it less difficult to love your brother.. If we can exhibit love in all we do, then we wont have to worry about hell on earth coz it will be an easy way of not breaking the ten commandments..... Truezzzz.

The 2013 Africa Cup of Nations closing
ceremony at the National stadium
kicked off, Nigerian superstar, D'banj
erupted the stadium when he
performed his popular track, Oliver
Twist.
And Finally Super Eagles Won!!!!!!!!!
History was Made Yesterday.

Super Eagles Won the AFCON with a
Great Determination and Mindset
with a very Fantastic Team Spirit.
Do you Think Super Eagle can Win the
Next World Cup with this Same Team,
Coach and Spirit??
Your Candid Opinion Needed!

greateros: the same weight! ode!

i admire ur courage but you are so not on point.. Why this word ''ode''? Gosh... Its not as if you can back your answers with good explanations o. Prove me wrong bros

9ja husbands r mean & Cool. Recently,
A pastor was with a women’s
congregation and he made these
requests of them:
Pastor (question): Can those with
husbands raise up their hands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands).
Pastor (question): How many of you
love your husbands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands)
Pastor (question): Are you sure ladies
before God? Can I prophesy?
Ladies: Yes!!!
Pastor (question): When did you last
tell your husbands that “you love
him?"
Ladies: (Various answers but some of
them said)- “today when leaving the
house”, “last night”, "when we went to
bed”, “This morning when I woke up”,
etc...etc...
Pastor: Each one of you should send a
message of “I love you” to your husband
right now.
Ladies: They all sent the text
message “I love you” 2der hubbies
Pastor said: Now exchange your phones
pls
Ladies: They all exchanged their
phones
Pastor: Read out loud the replies
from ur husbands pls.
Below are the replies to the messages
from their various husbands:
1. Is this message lost
2. Aaaah who is this Sori wrong
number pls.
3. Am I dreaming??
4. What is the matter!!??
5. What exactly do you mean??!!
6. You need money again abi!!?
7. Hey! Did you smash my car!!!
8.The message should be sent back to
the intended owner!!!!
9. To hell Jor!!!!!!!!!
10. I will beat you to death today
until you tell me for whom the message
was intended!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!!

One Kg of feather and one Kg of metal
which one is heavier Answers please

So far, You guys have been comparing
Olamide To Wizkid.. To me Olamide is
stil the best cos his musik is more
mature to that of Ice Prince. Voice of
the street indeed.
So, now lets compare Iceprince and
Olamide..
Who do you think is the best rapper?
And who do you think has the ability
to pull more crowd while performing?
Drop your comments Guys, Lets see who
takes the lead here...