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Crime › Re: Read What Arrested Kidnapper, Evans Has To Say Of The Nigerian Police by Ekakamba: 12:15pm On Jun 19, 2017

Evans Evans, he's praising the NPF so as to get soft torturing. NPF is advance and yet they chased you for seven years ba?

Celebrities › Re: I Could Not Attend University Because Of N15,000 - Bisola Reveals (photo) by Ekakamba: 10:51am On Jun 19, 2017

Soo yoo rode jamb and got jambed? Brilliant!

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Sports › Re: Crowd Queues At Ahmed Musa's House In Jos For Ramadan Charity by Ekakamba: 10:36am On Jun 19, 2017

Wan maizure off lowcall lice. Ant most off dam cum all they wey fullrum Agwan Rogo, Ali Kazuare, Corner Sagari, Katako Junction just four wan maizure of whatever. Some people are feeling this regime impact. Wehdone Musa

Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola And Korede Bello Pictured Together by Ekakamba: 10:02am On Jun 19, 2017

Sea yam... Eyan June Weather. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FIRS To Recruit 1,250 New Staff by Ekakamba(op): 3:52pm On Jun 15, 2017

Maybe he meant thru NPower VAIDS...

Osusha:
That's not true. Npower is a different package. It has nothing to do with the recruitment. I'm sure you know this

NYSC › Re: Very Urgent by Ekakamba: 1:04pm On Jun 15, 2017

tjboss892:
May I remind you that the NYSC was created to make us serve the nation, but this service has become a means of struggles and burdens. We are stranded...

There has been a thread that Plateau Corpers has been enduring for a while now, the officials has subjected us to modern day slavery, we have been denied our stipends, meagre and infact, the minimum wage, may I bring to ur notice that this has been happening for two months now and some people are yet to get their April allawee... Mind you I can survive without the allawee, but wat of people that don't have other means, I have friends who can't...

Even if ur PPA pays you 100k, please boycott ur PPA, do this for ur fellow brother who has no pay from their PPA

#SavePlateauCorpers

Serve = Struggles and burdens. NYSC wasn't created for jamborees/enjoyment. Ask past corps members.

Are you sure you can survive without allawee & your homies can't? This one wey na you carry dey matter for head like gala.

Be sincere, if your PPA allawee is a hundred thousand naira, will you boycott 'em?

All the best in your struggles sha.

Family › Re: Nickelodeon Channel Targeting Kids To Become Homosexuals by Ekakamba: 12:59pm On Jun 15, 2017

Parents can only set 'parental control'. Me and you know say Nigeria Government no go ban the channel except ~~lice~~ rice.

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Receives Turkish Diplomat by Ekakamba: 12:55pm On Jun 15, 2017

Ghen Ghen!

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Celebrities › Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Sings Davido’s "IF', Fuji Version by Ekakamba: 11:44am On Jun 15, 2017

This your moniker ehn... grin

ashawopikin:
See as this small boy dey sing. Me Na only woman I sabi. Chai see my life

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Crime › Re: Army Arrests Notorious Kidnapper "Burtu" In Kaduna State (Photos) by Ekakamba: 10:07am On Jun 15, 2017

Mugu!

Funlord2:
NCAN roving reporter with the early mor mor briefing?

Wayo Allah!

Culprit: Sani Ibrahima?

Crimes: cattle rustling, goat kidnapping, christian skull hunting, sleeping with js3 Malo chick's and mindless kidnapping!

Hmm....quite rare but finally today we have a worthy bastard from the heavenly virgin seeking camp of the Malo boys...A distinguished mai gemu and public enemy known only as an _Aboki muslim....too bad for the north side!

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Crime › Re: Prostitute Arraigned For Taking Customer’s Nude Pictures After Sex Romp by Ekakamba: 9:33am On Jun 15, 2017

Her family searched for the picture they will use as her obituary picture..
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.All the pictures on her phone were the ones she was either smoking shisha
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bending legs
stretching mouth
carrying flower on her head and
the ones her face was looking like domestic animals Like Dog & cat.
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.they didn't know what to do
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They consulted the wise man in their village
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So he told them what to do
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They used her mother's picture for the obituary and wrote:
"The daughter of this woman is dead"

grin

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Fashion › Re: Is Self-Love The Key To Ending Africa’s Skin Bleaching Syndrome? by Ekakamba: 10:32pm On Jun 13, 2017

Ifyone123:
you forgot to add makeup or makeover. whatever its called.

Fashion › Re: Is Self-Love The Key To Ending Africa’s Skin Bleaching Syndrome? by Ekakamba: 3:43pm On Jun 13, 2017

Yewandequeen:
That one pain you? She didn't bleach but her feet has two colours

Fashion › Re: Is Self-Love The Key To Ending Africa’s Skin Bleaching Syndrome? by Ekakamba: 2:19pm On Jun 13, 2017

folakemigeh:
I love myself and i won't ever think of bleaching my skin because i am already fair in complexion

It ain't about just bleaching, if you truly love yourself you gonna stop artificial nails, eye lash, brow, sole, palm, laps, bumbum, bweast, arm, ear, eye, attachment etc grin

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Fashion › Re: Is Self-Love The Key To Ending Africa’s Skin Bleaching Syndrome? by Ekakamba: 2:11pm On Jun 13, 2017

[color=#000000]Born[/color];

Bleached to;

Then.

I fall in love with dark girls, 'I eject in lust with bleached girls'.

Celebrities › Re: What If I Impregnated Freda Francis - AY Slams Critics by Ekakamba: 12:30pm On Jun 13, 2017

Chisos! See the girl face like Barbie doll. Make-up oooooo...

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Crime › Re: Lagos And Abuja Had The Highest Crime Rates In 2016 by Ekakamba: 12:29pm On Jun 13, 2017

Ikorodu State covers all.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FIRS To Recruit 1,250 New Staff by Ekakamba(op): 12:27pm On Jun 13, 2017

An insider just wanna use the opportunity he/she had to private info to scam applicants.

jamesbridget13:
my hubby is not on this thread n didn't paste any number any where. Do u know they gave my hubby all his details? His current address of residence, his dob, his LGA, his mail Addy, in fact every thing. I think their database has been hacked

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Celebrities › Re: Floyd Mayweather Postpones Africa Tour Over Must-Win 50th Fight by Ekakamba: 12:01pm On Jun 13, 2017

~~May~~ June Weather.

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Nairaland General › Re: Photo Of Man Posing Inside A Casket Sparks Outrage On Social Media by Ekakamba: 11:01am On Jun 13, 2017

[quote author=crazyABO post=57465619]Sheyb dres pre wedding picture huh

This is pre dying picture too grin

[/quote]Your mind dey there. One chilled 'life' for you. grin

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Loses N44million In Two Years by Ekakamba: 10:59am On Jun 13, 2017

Sirpaul:
i pity your life
you berra don't try it

Haba sir, that ain't an option in my life. Just for laughs.

Politics › Re: Meet Nigeria's Most Nepotistic Governor. by Ekakamba(op): 10:18am On Jun 13, 2017

Prevho:
This is a case of carry the family along.
Naija bad gan.

Click below
Mini importation business secrets exposed!
PDF

I telz you. One shance Cunt3. grin

Politics › Meet Nigeria's Most Nepotistic Governor. by Ekakamba(op): 10:14am On Jun 13, 2017

Governor Rochas Okorocha's jet-setting life around Nigeria and he is also Nigeria's most nepotistic governor.

Governor of Imo state, Rochas Okorocha travels around Nigeria in private jets with tail numbers listed below.
Learjet - ZS - KAA
Gulfstream - N605JA
Hawker Beechcraft or Embraer Legacy - 5N - PZE
Before he became governor, he had put his private jet on the market for sale.

He is also known to staff his cabinet with in-laws, brothers, wife and cronies, the worst in Nigeria apart from President Muhammadu Buhari's cabinet.

His son-in-law, Uche Nwosu married to his first daughter is presently his Chief of Staff, whom he is plotting to impose as the Governor of Imo state come 2019.

The Minister from Imo State Prof. Anthony Anwukah is also his in-law, married to his second daughter, Uju Okorocha. His youngest sister, Ogechi Ololo, is his Deputy Chief of Staff as well as his SA Domestic Affairs.
His wife Mrs. Nkechi Okorocha is in charge of "Amnesty" in Imo State with a five billion naira budget.

His eldest sister, Mrs. Geraldine Obinali, collects all market fees nd fines in Imo State. His eldest brother Gerald receives the account for all Motor Park tolls in Imo State. His younger brother Okey is in charge at Imo Transport Company. His brother, Jude is in charge of revenue from sand dredging, and any laterite excavation pit in Imo State.

Gov. Okorocha claims that he has built twenty-Seven General hospitals in Imo State but only twenty-six have been under construction in the last six years. Only one has been completed and that one is being run by a medical doctor as a private hospital. He has never traveled in a commercial flight since he became the Governor of IMO state.
Sometimes he flies into Abuja two three times in a day. He hops around the country in the privates like riding a bike.
His second Daughter Mrs. Uju Rochas Anwukah is appointed as Board member from Imo State.

Culled from Sahara Reporters.

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Loses N44million In Two Years by Ekakamba: 10:05am On Jun 13, 2017*

You gain some, you lose some.

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Politics › Re: Visitors' Seat At The Magistrate Court In Wuse, Abuja (Photo) by Ekakamba: 10:04am On Jun 13, 2017

adaksbullet:

Still beta than some off nl shairs on there house

Education › Re: Handsome Nigerian, Onuaha Bags A Gold Honor As An INTERN In L.W CHIROPRACTIC,USA by Ekakamba: 9:19am On Jun 13, 2017

Brain & Ha... han... handso....!

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Crime › Re: Two Gang Members "Disown" Evans, Kidnap Kingpin by Ekakamba: 2:26pm On Jun 12, 2017

Evans be like......

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Politics › Re: Hello Commoners (Poor & Average Nigerians)! Here! A School Of Thought by Ekakamba(op): 1:00pm On Jun 12, 2017

Ponder!

Politics › Hello Commoners (Poor & Average Nigerians)! Here! A School Of Thought by Ekakamba(op): 12:59pm On Jun 12, 2017

The Ibos want Biafra
The North wants Ibo's exit
The Yorubas want Ibo's exit
The Ibos are saying "we have investments in your areas and cannot leave them"
And the fight is being cooked.

Amongst all these, the President is in London
Governors are sharing bailout funds
Workers salaries are not paid
Government officials have their children schooling abroad
Ministers and senators are looting

The poor Hausa man is riding Okada
The poor Ibo man is riding Okada
The poor Yoruba man is riding Okada

The poor Hausa man sleeps under the bridge as Alamajiri
The poor Yoruba man sleeps under the bridge as Alaye
The poor Ibo man sleeps under the bridge as agbero

It is pertinent to note that the poor from all ethnic groups in Nigeria have everything in common and so is the rich.

Do not allow the agitation of an Ibo man who lives in UK or USA for Biafra cause the killing of the Ibo man in Adamawa. The rich hate us that much.
Do not allow the Alhaji whose children are living abroad to persuade you to go and start killing on the street of Kaduna.

The problem in the country is not the agitation of any ethnic group but the unity of the elite and the disunity of the masses.

How many times have you taken your agitation to question your local government Chairmen?

Why have you not asked your Governors through agitation how they spent bailout fund?

Why have you not agitated against that government official whose mansions you go to beg for help?

Sad to note;
All the Governors love themselves
All the past Presidents love themselves
All the senators love themselves
All the top government officials love themselves
All the looters love themselves

Why can't you and I love ourselves?
Why cant we combine efforts and fight them?
Why do we fight ourselves?
Why do we allow them the freedom we don't have?

Remember; a good Nigeria is better than a good Arewa, Oduduwa or Biafra.

Have a great week ahead

#Stolen

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Politics › Re: South East Governors Caution Over Biafra by Ekakamba: 12:01pm On Jun 12, 2017

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Your uncle must be an IPOB operative ?

Yes! International Peoples' Operation Bank grin

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Buys MiM Hotel (Photos) by Ekakamba: 11:41am On Jun 09, 2017

maynation:
Lol. middle fingering

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Buys MiM Hotel (Photos) by Ekakamba: 11:32am On Jun 09, 2017

maynation:
yeah... I love that one too especially that line that he talked about wizkid

Yeah... And Wizkid talked 'bout Dummy Crane. tongue

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