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For me,na slow dog AKA slow doggy dor

This Ileke-idi u be compound fool o,somebody was killed unjustly and your going tribal?cow dung like you.

Baba suwe,a yoruba man,hmm!,i smell juju at work.

Poster,kneel and say a prayer with the engine hood open,then get up and shout IT IS NOT MY PORTION,and watch the problem go away.

My bros no mind them.Simply buy a fowl and when it starts urinating, thats the ideal time to roof your house.Advice free.

My brother,beware of ladies with big bags o,the bigger the bag,the more they can steal walahi.

Onye ori

Smooth criminal

Ewo o,Ndi oshi,barawos,awon ole.

Nigerian bank loans are never the way they seem on paper,aside the exorbitant interest rates,there are equally hidden charges ie VAT on interest,handling charges.Moreover one has to look at unforseen circumstances like accidents and theft.In short,car loans in nigeria is only suitable for oil sector workers.

I will go back to the time of Jesus christ,watch him preach and then tell him what pastor of today are doing in his name ie,their love for money.

Ford Edge(wonderful ride),try it.

Every year,its the same old story of improvement in power supply while i hardly see the light.If govt likes,they can generate 10000mw without effective distribution,it is meaningless.

Evil is resident in Africa and poverty helps it,never doubt that tale about the iroko tree b/cos the devil can do anything.

I used to have a chimp that goes crazy whenever it catches sight of Obj on the telly,i still wonder why?

Why dont we have a one venue finals for the CAF champions league,answers anyone?

Chei,is it not Aka -Okuko these people are talking about?

Jonathan is simply not a presidential material gwam!

Sincerely,jonathan seems to be the worst president ever produced in Nigeria.He simply has no direction,in short,water don swallow am.

Why do we wage wars based on religion?while deepdown we are hypocrites.

na wao,where are members of the palmwine drunkards club,they can analyse this man better.Ogbunigwe special.

Na wa for police.In P/H,mobile policemen attached to the anti-crime unit have become traffic wardens arresting people that beat the traffic light.

Walahi! Na Aguiyi Ironsi picture be dat.

Oga,what ever you decide,just dont go borrowing cos you will regret it.Remenber,no matter how lavish a wedding,it is forgotten in a week but then 'money don go'

where is the spirit of ZONING in this list?

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