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Christianity EtcRe: Your Thoughts About What Happens On Emmanuel Tv by Ekans: 6:53pm On Nov 06, 2012
@op,believe it or not,nothing in the synagogue is stage managed.Once your fortunate to step in to the temples,you will not help but feel that you are in the presence of God.Moreover,no one asks you to offer anything money unless you feel like it,unlike most churches that have up to 8 offering times in a service.Just visit the synagogue with an open mind and feel the power of God.
FamilyRe: Which Is A Man's Happiest Day In Life? by Ekans: 10:52pm On Nov 04, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]The day the old wife dies and he is left with great riches. grin grin grin[/quote]Meaning that your husband will do that to you when you get old abi and kpeme abi?
PoliticsRe: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Ekans: 5:20pm On Nov 04, 2012
Try giving a policeman #20 and see if you wont spend a night in their roach infested cell.Nigerian police my friend?,may be in another life.
PoliticsRe: Gowon And Ojukwu-before Things Fell Apart Between Them by Ekans: 7:31am On Nov 04, 2012
All sections of Nigeria made mistakes during the civil war,i believe we should make amends now we are at peace and little progress is being made in the midst of plenty.Like it or not, a sincere sovereign national conference will tackle most of our problems.The over reliance on the petro-dollar from crude oil is really doing this country harm.Ojukwu and Gowons era are gone,it is present day politicians and their insatiable greed that is wreaking this country.
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Abstinence Till Marriage? by Ekans: 4:22pm On Nov 02, 2012
My married friend abstained and believed he was getting married to a tire rubber,but on the first night of their conjugal,upon entering the pot,no pot hole,no bump talkless of checking point was noticed.It took just one week for them to go their seperate ways.
PoliticsRe: PDP Begins Preparation For Anambra Elections, Warns Turkur. List Of Candidates by Ekans: 6:37am On Nov 02, 2012
If Anambra people must move forward,then it is either Ngige or Soludo(solution).Others will simply come to embezzle.Igbo people song song ooo.
EducationRe: 53% Foreign-schooled Doctors Fail Induction Tests by Ekans: 6:27am On Nov 02, 2012
Ymodulus: @poster if you dont know. please their is difference between ABROAD and OVERSEEs. togo,berne, ghana. niger even cameroon are all ABROA den Europe. sweeden Ausstrialia are all oversees(over d sea)
Young man,this your assertion got me confused.Please,do clarify.
CrimeRe: Goat Thief Paraded In Lagos by Ekans: 3:50pm On Oct 31, 2012
From what i heard,the thief was made to kiss the 2 goats thoroughly.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Effects Minor Cabinet Reshuffle by Ekans: 3:14pm On Oct 31, 2012
GEJ is just treating this whole governance issue as a private business.We are watching and waiting for 2015.
CelebritiesRe: Stunning Pictures Of Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha by Ekans: 3:09pm On Oct 31, 2012
She looks more like a village belle.The make up no too work.
FamilyRe: Children And Their Parent's unclothedness by Ekans: 2:56pm On Oct 31, 2012
cantell: Why would you want your kids to see your unclothedness?
Thats disgusting!
Too much info for the kids!
Why quote the whole topic just to make a simple input.pouts!
PoliticsRe: Car Jacking Epidemic In Abuja??? by Ekans: 2:45pm On Oct 31, 2012
Most cars stolen are retailed in car marts across nigeria.So that tokunbo car one has just bought might be stolen.
CareerRe: The Minimum Salary A Wise Graduate Should Not Decline Nowadays. by Ekans: 2:22pm On Oct 31, 2012
Mr,do you know what it means to be unemployed in Nigeria?.Dont expect much response.
FamilyRe: Husbands With Security Locks On Their Phones by Ekans: 10:23am On Oct 31, 2012
When a man locks his phone with a code,the only thing that comes to wifys mind is infidelity.Why do nigerian women feel so insecure?are ladies so cheap to get these days?
TV/MoviesRe: 6 Promising Movies To Watch Out For Before the End of 2012 (trailers) by Ekans: 4:37pm On Oct 30, 2012
Watch out for( Udeme Vs Ademumu),release date 10th Nov.Produced by Mr Ibu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by Ekans: 4:45pm On Oct 29, 2012
texazzpete: Chelsea fans are whiners!


I certainly did not see Chelsea fans protesting when Torres scored an Offside goal against Reading earlier in the season to make it 3-2.
http://article.wn.com/view/2012/08/23/Fernando_Torres_offside_goal_leaves_Reading_fuming_as_Chelse/

I certainly did not see Chelsea fans demanding Mikel should have been sent off. Afterall, Valencia was wrongly booked for diving when the already yellow carded Mikel fouled him.

Less than 3 years ago, a ref allowed Chelsea to sneak a win against United when Drogba pulled down a defender, allowing his teammate to head into the now undefended goal. Chelsea went on to win the league by 1 point. I did not see any Chelsea fan complain about that.
ol boy,yesterday's cheating was too (opendential) insulting.If you must cheat,do it with dignity,haba! man u.
CelebritiesRe: How Much Will You Pay For A Nigerian Celebrity's Old Stuff? by Ekans: 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2012
#10 for don jazzys walking stick.
RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex With One Word... by Ekans: 1:02pm On Oct 28, 2012
victorian: Foooooollllllllllllll, in the highest order angry grin
Your the foolish one for dating a fool.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is That Temptation You Regularly Fall For? by Ekans: 12:56pm On Oct 28, 2012
Wishing damnation for Nijas corrupt leaders.Do i want to repent from it?,I dont sincerely think so.
PoliticsRe: Man Caught With $7million To Forfeit 25 % To FG by Ekans: 5:23pm On Oct 24, 2012
berem: did you quote the whole topic just to make that 6 words comment of yours? Why! Why! Don't you people realise that some of us read with phones? What da fucck is wrong with all these nairalanders who waste their fuccking time quoting a whole gaddamn topic? angry
T hanks for that observation,the guy made me lose interest in the topic.
FamilyRe: Ways To Deal With Super Talkative Friends by Ekans: 5:17pm On Oct 24, 2012
Some people re- incarneted from parrots.Just slap his/her mouth and they will get the message.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Happy Birthday Arsene Wenger by Ekans: 2:52pm On Oct 22, 2012
afam4eva: Happy Birthday Wenger...I hope Chelsea never smells any trophy this season. AMEN.
Well,Arsenal will make do with winning a tea cup this season.Anu Nteje.
CultureRe: What Is So Special About D Gizzard Of The Chicken In Igbo Land. by Ekans: 11:18am On Oct 21, 2012
yeye4live: What. I kno s dat d ibos eat lizzard n nt gizzard

D only tribe dat eat lizzard in naija grin
Your post name says it all.
PoliticsRe: Robbery Suspect Killed In Abuja, Stolen Vehicle Recovered by Ekans: 11:14am On Oct 21, 2012
idowuswap: Why igbos choose robbery as proffesional job?but police they kill dem like fowl.then plenty 4 prison like flies.
I cant believe am here with a mentally unstable goat.Nice day all(takes off).
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors That Have Been And Still Are Impactful by Ekans: 11:07am On Oct 21, 2012
Prophet T B Joshua,after hearing him preach,one cant help but tell himself/herself the truth.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Punches Governor Obi’s Aide Over Seat! by Ekans: 11:00am On Oct 21, 2012
Yomieluv: if i say ibos are silly tribes,people go talk say i don start again.

why on earth,should someone fight over chair?
it shows the stupidity,and uncalled arrogance of the leaders of the dejected tribe called ibos.

it can never happen in a yoruba gathering..

i wonder,why the flood didnt flush the eastern part from the map of Nigeria.

silly tribe.
So you hate igbos this much?,well an igbo husband is your portion in jesus name.Did i hear you say AMEN?
CultureRe: What Is So Special About D Gizzard Of The Chicken In Igbo Land. by Ekans: 10:50am On Oct 21, 2012
ifyalways: Uboma, if your parents denied you gizzard, go take out your frustrations on them.

@OP, why don't you(and others) ask your parents?which part of the chicken were you given(if any)?can you afford to have as much gizzards as you want now?would you deny your children gizzard too?
Lady,simply shut your trap if you have nothing meaningful to contribute.Miss I T K.
FoodRe: Enugu Poisoned Meat: 6 Dead, 60 Hospitalized by Ekans: 10:46am On Oct 21, 2012
Na wa for people o,dead man vex with all the people wey come jolly for him burial.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Insulted By Your Partner? by Ekans: 3:42pm On Oct 17, 2012
Imagine her calling me a pu.ss.i,do i look feminine?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Manager In Public Display Of Affection: Are They Dating? by Ekans: 5:21pm On Oct 15, 2012
Even if they are dating?,how does that remove water from my flooded house eh?
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Supports Dino Melay's Scandalous Lifestyle. by Ekans: 1:34pm On Oct 15, 2012
Idokojimmy: I'm not surprised. He is a controversial man, and known for his chameleonic attitude. If these self styled Activists are denying responsibility for their show of indisciplined, then I feel sorry for their followers. First, Dino accepted, but having weighed the odds, recommended Abortion. Bisi being a God fearing Child refused, and today Dino is flagrantly disowning his blood. If Dino can do this to his own, trust me, he can even deny nigeria. For Elrufai, who has remained frustrated out of power, he can only support his friend in solidarity. Both are lost in frustration. But our eyes are open, Dino should call for paternity test if he is not guilty. Activist my foot
Did i hear you say that the lady is(God fearing)?.God fearing and fornicating?
Car TalkRe: Stickers On Car, How Many Is Too Much by Ekans: 12:14am On Oct 14, 2012
Only one sticker is necessary ie LET lOVE LEAD(SCOAN).

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