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Politics / Re: Nigerians Misunderstood Apcs Change Mantra - Lai Mohammed by ekewest: 1:57pm On Feb 08, 2016
A man woke up from sleep shouting holy ghost fire!!! The wife asked is lion chasing you
in your dream? That would have been better said the man. What happen the wife asked?
I nearly voted for APC again in my dream, the wife shouted blood of Jesus!!!!!![/quote]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin angry grin cheesy grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Was Told To Solve This Moral Dilemma In An Interview. His Answer's Genius. by ekewest: 8:39pm On Jan 11, 2016
DickDastardly:
No genius here joor! wink
What if the Old woman is a witch? shocked
What if your old friend has joined bad gang and decide to vamoose with your car? angry
What if your assumed dream woman is another olosho waiting for "short time" or "day break" customer? cheesy

So i wont employ your genius cos he is not only a careless fellow but a callous one too wink grin grin cool

cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Family / Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by ekewest: 8:02am On Jan 10, 2016
flokii:



yeee!

I no sure say evrytin reach 10mins o... from ur house.waka till exit from dat brothel

you collect change? grin cheesy

APC don give am change bro..!!! cheesy cheesy grin
Family / Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by ekewest: 7:55am On Jan 10, 2016
[quote author=hungryboy post=41793092]My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.
grin cheesy grin grin grin guy loughf won kill me here ooo!!!
i no dey usually comment but dis ur tory no gree me resist d temtation of commenting. cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Kiran Matharoo In Cleavage-Baring Outfit To #OLIC2 [PICS] by ekewest: 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2015
shepherd77:
My "Young John the wicked producer“ is rising. Blood of God. I reject the devil cheesy

guy!! I dnt usually comment but dis ur comment can't jst make me hold it,couple wt d lafftas grin cheesy grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: When You Call Her After Sending 2k Credit And She Says "Who's This?" by ekewest: 8:13pm On Dec 26, 2015
[quote author=mommysgirl post=41365885]
Dey ur lane ooo

shocked
in seline dion's voice,,,, when d wrong 1 loves u right.,
Romance / Re: When You Call Her After Sending 2k Credit And She Says "Who's This?" by ekewest: 6:32pm On Dec 26, 2015
mommysgirl:

Chai.. see wash.. from my type... mo ti te.. mogbe
I was just trying be friendly. U dnt need to insult "my type"
Mstcheew

u see!!
u see grin tongue
Romance / Re: When You Call Her After Sending 2k Credit And She Says "Who's This?" by ekewest: 1:31pm On Dec 26, 2015
mommysgirl:

HianHian undecided undecided :r u spanner2

na!! na!! said on he's behalf......or more so,God loves a cheerfull giver....doro like 2 give.
Romance / Re: When You Call Her After Sending 2k Credit And She Says "Who's This?" by ekewest: 1:22pm On Dec 26, 2015
mommysgirl:

Gimme ur number.. I'll send u 2k crdt.. but don't call me afterwards.. I mean itt... not even to say thank u


here is d number 0802800044 sending on he's behalf and waiting 2 get d credit and d lord shall bless u 4 dat.ya ministry shall move 2 a lerger size.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Cross River State (Live Updates) by ekewest: 1:13pm On Oct 20, 2015
grin grin grin i think say classcaptain say u b oga 4 vigilante group?
Literature / Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by ekewest: 1:03pm On Oct 20, 2015
nice write up
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Touched Inappropriately In A Public Bus? by ekewest: 1:44pm On Oct 10, 2015
;Dstanding in a taxi kwa?i guess you must be shorter than a dwarf.
dis gat me cracking ma rib lmfao
Crime / Re: Immigration Officer Dupes Siblings Of N625,000, Escapes (Pictured) by ekewest: 1:36pm On Sep 19, 2015
So, his dad gave him 100k and he went to dash somebody for work. Na pesin business capital be that, talk less 625k. This guy must be very dull. How much is immigration salary? If he invested that money in something like tailoring sef, he would be making twice the amount per year[/quote]

same thing dat runs thru my mind when i heard of such amount,wht a pity. crySo, his dad gave him 100k and he went to dash somebody for work. Na pesin business capital be that, talk less 625k. This guy must be very dull. How much is immigration salary? If he invested that money in something like tailoring sef, he would be making twice the amount per year[/quote]

same thing dat runs thru my mind when i heard of such amount,wht a pity.
Crime / Re: Welder Beats Wife To Death For Alleged Adultery (Photo) by ekewest: 7:36pm On Aug 05, 2015
angry
ganiyu26:
The man did wrong but Yoruba do said.. Ti a ba n ba eru wi ki a ba eru wi. She did wrong too

so accusing her of adultery means she should b beaten 2 death bar? i guess u 1 of he's kind. wht happen 2 him filling a divorce? rather than resulting 2 dat psl change ur sense of resining ok?
angry
ganiyu26:
The man did wrong but Yoruba do said.. Ti a ba n ba eru wi ki a ba eru wi. She did wrong too

so accusing her of adultery means she should b beaten 2 death bar? i guess u 1 of he's kind. wht happen 2 him filling a divorce? rather than resulting 2 dat psl change ur sense of resining ok?

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Drug Mule Dies At Madrid Airport Terrified Staff Thought He Had Ebola by ekewest: 6:45pm On Oct 26, 2014
chiefinalowo:
His name is not there now.
We need his name to enable us comment appropriately.
If truely he is a Nigerian, i can guess where he comes from.
It sucks to come from that side.
Crime, drug pushing are in their genes.
These people should stop disgracing Nigeria.
i was waitin 4 some1 2 talk sence in2 dis dude's brain.
Romance / Re: Realizing your mistakes by ekewest: 12:17am On Oct 25, 2014
those of u condeming d guy,i think u all insane.instead of u bringing out positive reasoning,u all here screaming like someting else.wht if d person happens 2 b ur relative nko? i once read an article of an america teenage dat killd is famale friend and said he finds pleasure in doing dat.y not come up wt genuing suggestion and see hw it goes well wt him.4 God's sake he's a teen and need ur elderly direction.tank God he lead it out 2 d friend cos he beleives he needs help.
Romance / Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis After Girlfriend Told Him He Was No Good In Bed by ekewest: 12:14pm On Oct 24, 2014
He needs a mental re-orientation also a brain surgery in other 2 make a correction in he's reasoning.
Romance / Re: Guys!what Physical Features Turns You Off In A Lady? by ekewest: 5:37pm On Oct 17, 2014
flat yarns and boobs like 1 of my colleauge dat's here wt me,
Foreign Affairs / Re: Justine Sacco - "Going To Africa. Hope I Don't Get AIDS..... I'm White" - by ekewest: 1:15am On Dec 23, 2013
angry

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