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[/quote][quote author=alj_harem link=topic=778013.msg9303089#msg9303089 date=1318140997]There is no problem between Ghanains and Nigeria, no to talk of yorubas

Now yorubas are called anago or nago people but it is only in Nigeria they are known as yorubas there actual Name in Africa is anago.

Yorubas have been Migrating to accra since the early 1900s and the ghanas too have been migrating to SW nigeria since the early 1900. In fact Ghanas have a high population in states like Ondo, lagos, ogun and Oyo .

Yorubas have a very high population in Ghana as well Infact the highest in Ghana after Ghanaians themselves.

This to me indicate Ghanaians have no problem with Nigerians. Although they call any Nigerian anago which to them they use it to them means Nigerians but really it means Yoruba people which shows the influence of yoruba culture in ghana

also Yorubas learnt ayamase sauce and bean/garri from ghanaians.

There is no problem useless you want to create one since you are neither yoruba or ghanian.

numen:
The bold part is simply unnecessary. If you have any info as to whether there's beef or NOT between the two sides, say it. @poster don't let this thread be derailed, so people can contribute meaningfully.

the bolded part might be unnecessary but everything he said was spot on.

Iyan (Pounded yam)

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=751816.msg9095185#msg9095185 date=1315350861]
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Oya, prove yourself.[/quote]Beaf, its where we dont have enough space/land that we argue over who is a better wrestler.
Oya, we are waiting.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, (incantations) the wheels of a car always moves in circles, students always leave school by 2 ' o clock, rice and dodo is delicious, no matter how good a car is, it must start with tashunshunshun, when nepa takes light people always on generator,
ÈÈWÒ! This boy no go kill me with laughter.

queensmith:
What I am saying is it doesnt matter if the money is in the agbado branch or in the cayman islands. It makes no difference to them or thier lives and they should focus on matters that directly concern them.
They receive APPAULING education in ekiti- it wasnt meant as an insult. its a well known fact. thier university is one of the worst. the state government colleges are soo badly mismanaged to the point where roofs are falling onto the kids. Yet they still continue to build and open new schools that will be mismanaged! tut tut

much as I would nt like to engape u in a war of words, it seems as if u are spoiling for one. Which university are u talking abt?
Dnt start what u cant finish.

queensmith:
it really doesnt matter- a bank is a bank, the youths are not going to profit on the accounts that branch holds. same as nobody in east london benefits from all the head offices it holds. These are people that want to fight but have no clue of what to fight for! they should start from the appauling education they all receivE!

you still dont get what misterman is saying. Moving the bank account may be the initial stage of some shady deals. Why move it u have no complaints against the bank?
And saying they receive APPAULING education is taking it too far.
Sofry sofry.

dagboss:
ki la o ti seyi si o Ekiti Kete? Bravo! At least my brothers and sisters back home are not drawing AK47s and RPGs or wearing suicide belts because they don't want western education   The chairman is a clown , he had the plan to move the account for some pecuniary gains, but a smart whistle blower withing the system gave him out. Aba rin agbe yin jare

wo sere jare, awe. Aye re a da.

1) Anything that leaves the backlight permantly on and
2) Anything that involves active radiation
Browsing combines both, so its browsing.

gonzaga:
@ Abujajabir, I never mentioned muslims in my post! Cross check your facts. All I said was the north. And you did not bother to counter the points I raised, rather u were telling us how u wanted to join your fellows in the slaughthering game. Truth be told, the north has caused this country more pains, embarassment and ill luck than any gain.

Everythin seems to be shrouded in religion. While other sections of the country have succeded in separating culture from religion, the north has not been able to do so. This is wat is responsible for the crass babarism we see up north. Are there no muslims in Lagos, Oyo, Edo and some other states in the south? Why are they not as volatile as the ones up north?

Once again in my original post, there was no where i mentioned muslims, dat would have been a great injustice to the peace loving muslims in the southern part of Nigeria and some ifinitesimal number in the north.

I know u will soon have blood in your hands, don't just make the victime a minor or a pregnant woman.

Thats to show u this "abujajabir" lacks the power of reading & comprehension. There is no word like "muslim" in the original post.

ItsModella:
Really? I can be tracked by making a phone call but a satellite cannot be tracked by NASA, one of the most sophisticated teams on earth?
80 guys with 120 calculators, 65 slide rulers, 200 wind machines, and 80 PhD's say it hit "Earth", no specifics. Man, I guess I have to go and buy all these "Alaba made" helmets made from spare parts.

Geez. Cant stop laughing. 80 guys, 120 calculators!
I owe u a bottle of drink.

kcswat:
I don't believe this poo. It can't happen. Na jst talk. When we all hope 2015 integration. Msew. The northern r the most furtunate in d world.free oil money more than 400LG n montly allocations. Courtesy of british n there yoruba servant. Our mey guard usually boast that they always scatter southern unity tru der yoruba servant that is always lickin der Bottom.

You try well, well.

*Singing* ni le wa oko lo n lo ata.
Hope no be dat kain wifey u be?
Enuf of this derailing.
Lets hear how GEJ wants to help Mugabe.
If u wanna gist, u kno what to do.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9052171#msg9052171 date=1314849316]^^ By house call ofcourse.
Do you need my street address?  

[size=5pt]_{I'm married with 6 children, dear lol.} [/size][/quote]Ta. Comot there! Six gini? Lol.
Nt to worry, Will pay u a visit this weekend.

EKO boy:
sugbon, iro lo n pa sha. O sure wipe o ti e cut any?

okay ooo!!  To ba je ki owo mi ba e, wa gbaaa!!!!

Ati "Ileke idi"  "bebe idi"  "Oja idi" gbo gbo lati ja.

*clears throat "hmrmph"*
sofry, sofry, my brother.
Abeg leave Ileke for me.

EKO boy:
You just made my day!! cause i havnt laughed so much in a long time!!!
well they "Ileke" were a source of further attraction and
the race was on to see how many we could cut
Good old days in ONDO, Ogbomoso and Ijebu-ode

Nothing do you!
Ileke on a babe always drives me crazy. Bt dem dey use dat tin for jazz o. So be careful![quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9052117#msg9052117 date=1314848019]You'd try that on your Ekiti sister? Hmm talk about kinship love. . . .  [/quote]which other one other than u?

Una no wan make I slp abi? Na lie. Catch ya later. Byeee.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9052102#msg9052102 date=1314847719]rara nau. . . .dont tell him. I'll have to kill him after you tell him.[/quote]wont tell him.

^Of course. Works well especially wt girls. Want me to try it on u?

EKO boy:
AHH!!!!! i thought as much. Reminds me of my school days, I must have cut a few. See you and take care.

are u sure its only a few u cut? Baba oooo

EKO boy:
"Ileke-IdI " what does it mean.

it means, Should I tell him?
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9052073#msg9052073 date=1314846937]Ekiti ppl fight each other? That's a taboo
pls tell him/them. Lol[/quote]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9052062#msg9052062 date=1314846641]^^^ Yea, my HP laptop broke this summer, switched to macbook pro. Loving it so far. Why?
Yes o, somebody chop my dollar. I sent $14k to,[/quote]Sowi o. *Singing "Awon eeyan lasan ti beeyan rere je" by ebenezer obey.*
so u dnt chat eh? Hw does one gist wt u online apart from NL?
Fb?

EKO boy:
Anyway me dey go sleep. O da bo, e ma ja ooo

Eewo!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9052024#msg9052024 date=1314845660]l*dollars@break*.com?

na you and who? I knew that someone was trying to chop my last $2 in my acct.  [/quote]2gini?
that was a temporary email add. Av deleted it sha. Cant drop my real email here.
Somebody chop your dollars? I gat enuf $$ maself so no time.
So u use mac eh?

EKO boy:
e ko raka  te ya lo si MSN jare. Eyin le mo

ma da ileke lohun jare mo ti so fun. So wa?
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9051987#msg9051987 date=1314844956]Yea, definitely Moba. Which one are you?
Ikun/Ado/Ilupeju-Ijan Ekiti. . . . I represent all there.

Won le mu mi. I'm engaged to Seun's older brother, so technically, I'm his aunt.  [/quote]Am moba too. Cant tell u where exactly here. So many nerds on NL. Lets stop derailing. Catch ya.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9051937#msg9051937 date=1314844060]I did not try at all. mi dupe sha
The dialect sweet sha.
mi wi ki mi kan dupe lowo rin - I just want to say thank you.  
Yea, so. . . . i in siko? in ke sun ni?[/quote]You are from where in Ekiti? This just sounded like Moba LG.
Lo open messenger ASAP. Ki won to ma bu wa nibi o. [quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9051937#msg9051937 date=1314844060]I did not try at all. mi dupe sha
The dialect sweet sha.
mi wi ki mi kan dupe lowo rin - I just want to say thank you.  
Yea, so. . . . i in siko? in ke sun ni?[/quote]You are from where in Ekiti? This just sounded like Moba LG.
Lo open messenger ASAP. Ki won to ma bu wa nibi o.

Ileke, dnt let us turn this thread into a chat room. (fellow NLs, am sowi 4 that)
To ba fe chat je ka lo messenger.
Ki se bayi sha o. Mo fe sun.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9051911#msg9051911 date=1314843410]Ti un ba so fun o, me ni lati pa o. (Ekiti-Yoruba. Mo try).[/quote]Oo try. Je n so fun e lekiti "ki mo ba wi si o, ma pa o"
which means, "I Can tell u but will have to kill u afterwards"
Oo gbe ile o.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=748850.msg9051894#msg9051894 date=1314842999]Ni aago melo?
Mo n se nkan lowo sha.[/quote]Ki lo n se loru?

^Dont u sleep?

^^Ileke, what a coincidence?
You are the one the system was telling me had posted a new reply while typing.

Blackteeth:
This is the first time I laughed at a thread title before opening the thread to read.

Same here.

KnowAll:
Zimbabweans had better sharpen their maths skills, which treatment do they want from Naija, 12 2/3 of 19 States OR 99.95% votes of SS & SE , meanwhile still grasping between 45-47% of votes where d incumbent is weak.

They should just ask GEJ d one they want & I am sure he would send some of d finest magicians from Nigeria to Zimbabwe.

Chei. U too much. Laughter wan tear my belle. U don make me wake my neighbour with laughter o.

sunkoye:
Zimbabweans will from now on start tackling more than only inflation.

Hehehe!

@ chino11
"I was wondering what kind of human being you are when I read your posts on this thread. I decided to check your profile and it was an eye opener.
You are nothing but a disaster waiting to happen.

You have 641 posts since October 5, 2009 and the statistics are as follows:

politics - 531 (Nice you probably  are a politician, or want to become one)
Ethnic, Racial, Or Sectarian Politics -74 (I am beginning to wonder what kind of politician you are if you are so full of ethnicity)
Education - 0 (An Illiterate politician)

All these didnt move me until I read some of your posts."

on: August 23, 2011, 07:16 PM
You are actually derailing this thread, by posting propagandistic report from sun newspaper freekick. If we start posting the ills in your imo state NL will not contain it. Do you remember the promises of ohakin the criminal, oguta wonder lake, oak royal refinery, dredging of nwaorie river all in your imo state. Ohakin used all this conduit to siphone money from imo state. Go to Anambra today things are happening, from Sabmiller plant (South Africa) in Onitsha to Power plant to Onitsha port to ongoing construction of International Cargo Airport to Oil and Gas refinery(Orient Petroleun) . Infact its even an insult comparing Anambra to a mere Imo state. Mention one  project that is ongoing in Imo state, not one, then how can you say that your state Imo is anywhere near Anambra in terms of greatness. Even the new banks are already storming Anambra for recognition, this shows a state that has vibrancy unlike some back yard state as Imo state

"What does the above statement highlighted in red prove?"

on: August 23, 2011, 04:49 PM

Why not go and rest for at least two hours to recover yourself? Where did you get your rubbish that there is scarcity of land and money in Anambra?Huh?? Anambra has good expanse of land in Otuocha/Anam area, where the Oil/Gas refinery, the International Cargo Airport is being sited. Has people in Onitsha moved to your Owerri because it has population or because your Imo state is economically dry?Huh? If the money is not in Onitsha has it now moved to your Owerri?Huh? FYI, the level of capital/fiscal transaction that goes on daily in Anambra, Onitsha, Nnewi precisely can only be compared to the ones in Lagos. Mon-Fri, the popular Awka Road, New Market Road, Old Market Road all in Onitsha can only be said to be like the Wall Street, New York

"More ethnicity even within the east where you are from (I doubt you are truly from the east)"

on: August 23, 2011, 04:31 PM
Your brain has failed you once again. The above highlighted are economically dry zone. On the above states you mentioned, list relaxation or leisure places in those states that is above the ones in Anambra. (With exception of Cross River which does not have natural resources, but flourishing tourism)Huh? Again how many prominent towns are there in kaduna state that can stand the weight of Onitsha and Nnewi alone?Huh? Again you have not been to Awka city recently that explain your comparism with kaduna city. Awka may be small but it has some of the best architectures and modern edifices coupled with govt drive towards face-lifting the city. Kaduna is an old state that has suffered numerous religious crisis that has affected its economic activities and has discouraged investors. The only thing that still brings kaduna to the fore is dying NNPC refinery, outside that nothing is happening in that state.

"More and more ethnicity"

on: August 25, 2011, 12:12 PM

Yoroobas don suffer for this country. They have suffered for so long and yet smiling. After slaughtering their leaders Abioala and co, this time the almajiris wants to exterminate the entire SW thru food items, is it because they know that an average yorooba man is as lazy as baboon or that they are cowards. Nawaoo

"And now somebody was killed all you could say is":

on: Today 30/08/2011 at 07:01:03 AM

No, yorooba politics is DO OR DIE, and not Nigerian politics. Nigeria will be a better place minus yoroobas.

and this:

You must be a nincompoop and daft, its was the Igbos that took money to slaughter bola ige, it was the Igbos that took money to have abioala slaughtered by the almajiris?Huh?? Answer me animal?Huh?. The highest and most despicable level of ritualistic cult and blood suckers can only be seen in the yorooba land. How many cases of political killings have you heard in the Igboland. The politics of yorooba land centers on killing their people and leaders, the most useless tribe in Nigeria. Even the northern almajiris are better than you guys
The above statement highlighted in green shows you are clearly demented.
What happened to Okija Shrine. Is it in lagos? Or Ogun?

and this:

Biafra is actually coming to fruition, by the time they all killed themselves, since they have formed instrument of destruction for themselves. The north are killing themselves while the Yorubas are down here killing their leaders.

So only the igbos are immune to problems abi?
I actually wanted to tongue lash you but when I checked your profile and your posts, I discovered that you need help. And urgently too.
I pity the Anambra people if by some twist of fate you become their leader.
Son, Why dont you all do us a favour and get professional help before you become something else.

[quote author=phuck_NL link=topic=746213.msg9024575#msg9024575 date=1314500780]Bet naija mosquitoes are not part of the statistics.

Any time you spray insecticide, Naija mosquitoes will just "hold their nose" and wait at the door. Once the insecticide effect has died down and you open the door, they simply follow you in and teach you a lesson.[/quote]This is very funny.

Cuddlemii:
Likely thoughts of couples at a wedding or during the wedding period.

Scene 1

The woman - I am free from societal rantings. Now all my friends would know that I have a head to catch a man. I love him. Even if it does not work out, at least make dem say i don enter am before. OMG they would bow when they see my wedding dress.

The man- Did I do the right thing, chei no more mary, amaka, helen, vivian and rolake. Same food forever, make I smile for the camera before pple go dey decode my thots. Hmm this chief bridesmaid set no be small, damn. God help me to resist.

CUDDLEMIIIIII! Lafta wan kill me.