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HealthRe: Average Nigerian Height (Nigerian Males - Africa's Shortest?) by Ekiti1: 12:14pm On Dec 01, 2011
Nooooo. Thats nt possible. Am sure its a typo or "wikipo". They mean to write "tallest" not shortest.
Lol. I disagree tho.
EducationRe: Jamb 2012/2013 Utme Registration Form Now Out by Ekiti1: 8:47pm On Nov 30, 2011
What about the access code that jamb is talking about after payment of N10000 naira? Is it different from the offline license? Somebody pls explain.
EducationRe: Jamb 2012/2013 Utme Registration Form Now Out by Ekiti1: 8:45pm On Nov 30, 2011
What about the access code that jamb is talking about after payment of 10000 naira
ComputersRe: Ten Reasons Why You Prefer Window 7 To Vista And Xp by Ekiti1: 5:52pm On Nov 29, 2011
Most times, windows 7 doesnt have drivers issues. It installed all the drivers on ma HP laptop automtically unlike vista/xp.
On the issue of sofware compatibility, most of the sofwares I use on xp also works on win7, even microsoft VB. Just get an engineer to install the 32 bit windows 7 for u. Ur softwares and cracks will work fine.
The only problem I av with win7 is that I cant change/spoof my MAC add unlike xp. Will soon find a solution to that tho.
CultureRe: Kneeling Down For Your Husband Or Wife! by Ekiti1: 8:44pm On Nov 02, 2011
rokiatu:
Stoopid tradition. grin
Itz okay if u dont want to kneel for your hussy but calling it the quoted above is taking it too far.
Wetin this civilization wan cause sef?
FoodRe: Most Important Meal Of The Day? by Ekiti1: 8:28am On Nov 01, 2011
To me itz Lunch and dinner. Cant go to bed wv an empty stomach. Hardly eat breakfast cos it destabilizes my belle.
PoliticsRe: What Is Your State's Contribution To The Nation by Ekiti1: 11:40pm On Oct 30, 2011
olawalebab:
tell us your state contibution and stop demeaning other states
The guy is telling you what Ekiti has contributed & you call it deameanin? Now I know you have a hidden agenda b4 starting this topic.
sweet9ja:
Ah, ma broda, I no hate ya state, some of my very good friends come from there.
Aiight. Thank God you said good friends. Catch ya.
PoliticsRe: The Most Backward State In Nigeria? by Ekiti1: 11:23pm On Oct 30, 2011
agent zakky:
As an engineer i travell alot, i,ve lived in ekiti, b.kebbi,gusau and taraba and i i can tell you that ekiti is by far the best of the four while taraba is the least developed.
Have never been to ebonyi before but that state very unpopular.
Gbam.
Ola Bamitu:
Hav u been to Ilejemeje were goats run errands?


Quoted for the records. Are you kidding me?

That explains a lot about Ileke idi. She reasons like one whom goats run errands for.


Am glad now you know where their BACKWARDNESS came from

i am still saying, ekiti state is a disgrace to yorubaland and Nigeria as a world.

from the way their indigenes here on NL post you can tell, SO BACKWARD
Goats running errands eh?
you have definitely seen an abomination and you sure should be expecting what happens to anybody that sees such.
Why are u taking paracetamol for another man headache enh?
PoliticsRe: What Is Your State's Contribution To The Nation by Ekiti1: 8:12pm On Oct 29, 2011
afam4eva:
I'm sure many states can provide a similar list like the one you provided. However i think Ekiti has contributed immensely to education in Nigeria. But i would love to see Ekiti citizens using the education they've aquired to better Ekiti state. the state is really lagging behind states that are not known for the academic prowess. It doesn't speak well for education.
Thank you for acknowledging the fact that Ekiti has CONTRIBUTED to academic development in Nigeria which is the TOPIC UNDER DISCUSICCUSION
Not how develped the state is. Dont imitate clueless okija _oogun in critisizing my state (unless u want to start a cyber war here wc I will gladly fight wt all sorts of sophisticated weapons in my arsenal)
Ciao.
sweet9ja:
Is it so bad over there?
why dnt u come and see with your own 'korokoro' eyes b4 joining the bandwagon of haters
PoliticsRe: What Is Your State's Contribution To The Nation by Ekiti1: 5:24pm On Oct 29, 2011
Briz:
@Okija_juju, we've also got Tourism centers, courtesy of our God given rocks, hills, springs, waterfalls et al,

@Okija_juju, Wat has Delta State Brought to Nigeria when the proceeds from your state has made people dt refuse to come to Ekiti State to gain more knowledge spend the Wealth of the masses anyhow.

If only your oil theives sought knowledge from Ekiti State professors and other indigenes from relevant sectors, Nigeria would have been a better place.
Aye re a da.
Leave that cretin called okija. I am sure one Ekiti man has shown him where he belongs.
@op
Nobody can distpute my state has the largest no of professors that serves as a fountain of knowledge for others to drink.
Tourist center in form of Ikogosi warm spring is also there.
Agriculure? Why do u fink they call us the owners of pounded yam? Yes, we produce lotsa them yams!
Am from Ekiti State (the fountain of knowledge)
Car TalkRe: Can I Use Kerosine To Run My Deisel Engine by Ekiti1: 4:56pm On Oct 29, 2011
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=791730.msg9437607#msg9437607 date=1319817123]This OP must be from Ekiti state.

This is how they normally reason,   grin[/quote]If your statement above is anyfin to go by then your reasoning faculty must be lower than that of a mosquito in your (in)famous shrine.
Gòngòsú Èdìdàré.

@op
try it with a diesel kero ratio of 7:3
HealthRe: How true is WHO statistics on Hiv/Aids In Nigeria? by Ekiti1: 4:42pm On Oct 29, 2011
When I was in my final year one of ma lecturers said HIV/AIDS stats in Nigeria & Africa @ large is being inflated to increase the grants (funds) being released in campaign against the disease *corruption*.
The actual figure is much lower.
Secondly, there are a lot of false positives out there.
Laalamed:
hiv antibody testing is not reliable.it has been reported in a number of medical journal that hiv antibody test is not reliable way of making hiv diagnosis.in africa,tuberculosis,parasitic infection,pregnancy,cancer,autoimmune diseases can cause false positive hiv test. Now growing number of medical scientists are challenging hiv mainstream science because there a lot of fraud in hiv research.
HealthRe: Why Do You Smoke? by Ekiti1: 4:24pm On Oct 29, 2011
Simple answa: peeps smoke cos they want to die young. Abi?
No be dem say smokers go ðíè yòúñg?
Lol:-)
HealthRe: Why Do You Smoke? by Ekiti1: 4:23pm On Oct 29, 2011
Simple answa: peeps smoke cos they want to die young. Abi?
No be dem say smokers go ðíè yòúñg?
EducationRe: List Of Fake Universities In Nigeria by Ekiti1: 3:40pm On Oct 28, 2011
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=791240.msg9436633#msg9436633 date=1319808426]This is where all the Professors in Ekiti came from. . . .  grin No surprises here  undecided[/quote]Ekitis have been producing proffessors b4 u were born.
Foreign AffairsRe: China Orders Cutback On Tv Entertainment by Ekiti1: 6:34pm On Oct 25, 2011
Watching TV (entartainment & other programs) reduces the time children spend on reading.
I think parents should monitor and reduce the TV programs watched by their children instead of government placing restrictions on the type of programs to be aired.
This cannot work in Nigeria cos sm parents are award winners in watching TV.
ComputersRe: Pls Help B4 I Smash My Laptop by Ekiti1: 10:17am On Oct 24, 2011
suunneey:
plz o what is the prize of hp
dv6 screen of 16:9 inches my screen just broke
Depends on ur area & if u need tokunbo or brand new .
But the range is 13 - 18k.
RomanceRe: Will U Accept A Man Younger Than You? by Ekiti1: 9:28am On Oct 24, 2011
I can, but If she is older than me with anything above 3 years then no way.
Once had a girl 8 years older than I am but we didnt date even tho the feelings are there. The age difference was just 2 much.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Murders Nta Reporter by Ekiti1: 4:51pm On Oct 23, 2011
chima12:
@ alj harem ,you are a big idioooot,are u afraid of castigating ileke --idi for her tribal comments on the death of the reporter, idioot,drinker of expired cow milk from infested bosom of desert cattle,shameless malu Yoruba asss licker
do u have smfin against alj_harem b4? Or u want him to correct her by hurling insults at her like u did above?
Two wrongs neva make a right. Learn from the quote below. Thats how to correct sm1 nt by hurling insults.[quote author=Find Out! link=topic=787673.msg9400472#msg9400472 date=1319364638]Sorry, but Islam is NOT evil. Like someone up there rightly pointed out, if shariah law was in place, the killers themselves will be killed. Islam doesn't support the killing of innocents. Even in warfare, the muskims r not supposed to harm the innocent men who r not at the battlefront, not to talk of women and children. If you know little about Islam, maybe its better you ask questions (which would probably have been answered on many threads here on NL), rather than make not nice comments. And if i ask you now, you'll claim to be a christian who isn't guilty of religious intolerance.

Oh, and for the umpteenth time, BOKO HARAM IS (most probably) POLITICAL. It soo painfully obvious. Even the person killed above is an Alhaji.

May God guide them to see the light and stop these killings.[/quote]I feel ur matured response. Thumbs up.
ComputersRe: Pls Help B4 I Smash My Laptop by Ekiti1: 2:17pm On Oct 23, 2011
U will av 2 format the pc but b4 u do, u can retrieve ur files by doing the following:
1)Buy hard disc casing from any pc store
2)Remove the hard disc from ur pc and and put it in the external casing (this will turn it into an external drive)
3) connect the hard disc to another pc and open it as u would open a flash drive.
4) copy ur files.
Hope this helps.
EducationRe: Brilliant Students And Examination Malpractices by Ekiti1: 1:08pm On Oct 23, 2011
I must confess I was once a 'machinery'  tho I have my own reasons 4 enaging in the act. But as someone pointed out it is unjustifed no matter the reason(s).
BTW the school or examination bodies are also culprits.
beknown:
'Brilliant' students are not helping themselves or the nation by engaging in exam malpractices or 'exam machinery'.

I will recommend prosecution for offenders and if found guilty, imprisonment of at least 10 years for culprits.

Exam malpractices is the beginning of corrupt behaviour in our country.
*clears throat* ahem, Bros, no be me & u jam 4 that exam hall when u come write 4 ya girlfriend?
Lol. Na joke I dey o!
RomanceRe: Allow Ur Ex Into Ur House For Visit. Anything Bad? by Ekiti1: 1:44pm On Oct 22, 2011
Did u say Ma ex? Believe me there is gonna be a wonderful demonstration of okafors law.
RomanceRe: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by Ekiti1: 10:51pm On Oct 21, 2011
y me:
Lol @topic
Of course there are men out there who loves slim and non curvy Girls like me  tongue
Look on the bright side slim chicks are very carry able  grin
Carryable.
Thats the word. Somebody u can easily carry into the hospital ward when in labour. Not sm1 that will require ten nurses to even move her from the car. Grin. Grin.
PoliticsRe: SE And SW Nigeria Which Is Greener? by Ekiti1: 9:38am On Oct 20, 2011
What baffles me is why a sane, mature, intelligent & rational individual will start a topic like this.
Why?
Joblessness?
Or is it that ethnicity has gotten to a stage we cant think properly?
Only God can help us.
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Set Traps In Relationships? by Ekiti1: 8:22am On Oct 16, 2011
oraclefemi:
Nigerians ! when topics like this arise we act as if we are too educated and we just reply anyhow, damn the word trust, we have facebook and blackberry these days and women can do and undo ! Personally i know of my friends that have furcked up to 8 girls each through facebook and these girls have their status as in a relationship , some even use the guys pic as their dp. Yes it is very good to set traps for a girl, i repeat in these current nigerian system it is the right thing to do. Dont trust those ones that claim good girl,they are the worst ! I dont want to brag about my personal exploits. Women have weak emotions , if you cant lay her it means youre not touching that part of her emotions so dont be surprised if someone else discovers it and lay her in 5mins when youve been struggling for years to even see her bosoms ! Trap the beeaacttccchh ! I am a traditional Nigerian man , i dont really believe in all thsee western civilization crap most of us all do, i am the type of guy that would slap a woman that is silly enough to insult me , i dont believe in dont hit a woman crap ! i will check your emails , bb chats and facebook emails of any woman i marry, infact if i can set a gps tracker on her i will.
arent u taking it 2 far?
harakiri:
Setting traps in a relationship? Well, i won't say much on that except give this example that happened few years back. . .

A lady in her 200level had started dating an up and doing guy who was quite a ladies man (apart from being successful and hardworking). Due to pressure from her friends, she decided to "test" him by using one of her friends (the most beautiful and sexy one among their clique) to seduce him. Turns out her friend pushed the guy a little too hard that he not only f&%ked her but he started dating her friend and dumped her. grin grin cool

End of!
dont set this kinda traps for a girl cos 90% of girls 'like' ur friends more than u & given slight temptation will sleep wt ur friends. Dnt kno why.
SportsRe: Siasia Must Go - Yakubu Aiyegbeni by Ekiti1: 5:48pm On Oct 15, 2011
mobf:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
afam4eva:
You should be classified among the 2million people with mental problem in Lagos. That's if you live in Lagos. What do you mean by Siasia is the best coach for the eagles. Compare him with the other Nigerian coaches and tell me what he's achieved for the eagles. I was one of those that supported his appointment as the coach of the eagles. But he has failed to prove himself to Nigerians. This is the first time in a long time we'll not be qualifying for common nations cup that we've been eying to win. Then you come here to tell me that Siasia is the best thing to happen to Nigeria after Amala. Take your time oo.
Chei! Somebody don vex.
FashionRe: Would You Pay N25,000 Or N40,000 For A Nigeria-branded Shoe? by Ekiti1: 9:05am On Oct 14, 2011
Yep. I can.
I dnt even look @ any brand or name b4 I buy anyfin. As long as its good quality and am comfortable in it.
ProgrammingRe: What Are The Differences Between Programming And Coding by Ekiti1: 5:10pm On Oct 12, 2011
Bossman:
In the computer programming/computer science/IT world, they are used interchangeably and mean pretty much the same thing. It the dictionary, they probably do not mean the same thing.
True talk
RomanceRe: If U Fall In Luv With--------- by Ekiti1: 10:31pm On Oct 11, 2011
Av been there b4 & she eventually left the other guy to be wt me.
The best thing is to sit him/her down and explain how u feel.
The response will determine ur nxt line of action.
PoliticsRe: Between Yorubas And Ghanaians: What Is The Problem? by Ekiti1: 5:47pm On Oct 10, 2011
Ournaija:
Am surprised that the thread is not yet derailed to "Between Yorubas and Igbos: What is the problem"  grin grin grin

Am even more surprised that the Igbo folks ignored the thread. It seems like there is a change somewhere.  cool cool
Cos NLders can now see through the ploy of some people to "cause trouble". Lol
PoliticsRe: Between Yorubas And Ghanaians: What Is The Problem? by Ekiti1: 3:38pm On Oct 10, 2011
gisoj:
this post has no meaning to me. since you are the one who know there is problem between yorubas and ghanians then do your research and tell us what the problem is. for me there is no problem between both people because am always in ghana and am a yoruba man. I have many of them as friends but i know that there is rivalry between Nigerians (not yorubas alone) and ghanians. and the rivalry is not a big deal it happens everywhere.
ododo oro

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