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alj harem:
human ritual yoruba babalawo

Yes ooo. Very soon we will have many yoruba millionaires. From rituals made with atohunrinwas head of course.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=717425.msg8764646#msg8764646 date=1311293879]Yes o, omo mi daada.  [/quote]checked your profile.
momo, mi mo pe wo ti darugbo to bee. eye rugbo. lol.
awon ajokuta ma momi fe ni state leko.

It is where there is no land that we argue over who can win a wrestling contest. There is land now, try it and see.

Mine is January 24th.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=717425.msg8761771#msg8761771 date=1311263805]^^^ I'm not Ekiti1 just in cas one insane mind wants to bring a double ID ish up[/quote]no dear, you are not me. We are just on the same side.
An igbo state inside Lagos? I laugh in ibo.

Jeez, this is one of the most hilarious thread I ve ever seen on NL.
@ Olumide & desola: welldone for holding the fort before reinforcement comes.
@alj_harem: This is the 1st time I will see you post without hate. No offense.
@Ezeuche & my Igbo brothers: Do you know why you lost biafra? you bite more than you can chew. (Or tell me why the biafran army will march hundreds of miles to Ore in ondo state behind enemy lines to invade Lagos).
The fact igbos are numerous in Lagos doesnt mean an igbo (sorry festac) state will be accomodated.
I think this is a joke but who knows?
Dont start what you cant finish.
Peace out.

andy1:
@op. Jezz go ahed and marry d babe. Since u dy sure say na u get d pikin, bt as nwa afo. I go advice u 2 shine your eyes o. Cos girlz r nt 2 be trustd o.

true word. Make sure say the pikin na your own o.

toba:
Tell her toba said shes insane. Her family never taught her not to go into premarital sex right? Her family never taught her not to do unprotected sex? She must be sick for bringing up such nasty excuses.


Back to u mr Footballer. U should come tells us to rejoice with u that u are a good goal scorer and an accurate sharp shooter. WTF? U wants to be sorry for u? Tufiapa. U should me sorry for your self.

A good man must play his game well. a good man with future ambition would try not to engage in things that cab jeopardize his future. Now u aren't ready for marriage and responsibility, yet u ve gotten one all ready as a result of your insensibility.

U should face the cross and carry it alone. A guy must be at least established enough first to himself solely, before thinking of feeding two or three.

See my advice and prayer is that by the grace of God, u must give birth to that child and when the time for naming comes, u must invite me cos i want to be there. Guy if u try to abort that pregnancy, u will smell pepper.

Now start preparing for marriage. Where is she from? Go to her family to collect the list of what to buy for the traditional marriage. Once u ve sorted that out, i will give u my phone number cos i will attend your traditional wedding and church/mosque wedding.


For those that act like the OP, u better learn your lesson now or never

I have said enogh. Im going to my house to eat dinner

so na only you go school for here. Mr. English teacher. You say you wan go eat dinner. Ok mr. English teacher, go drink your garri (sorry, na dinner).
Thread spoiler.
BTW, to me, This is the thread of the month.y as a result of your insensibility.

U should face the cross and carry it alone. A guy must be at least established enough first to himself solely, before thinking of feeding two or three.

See my advice and prayer is that by the grace of God, u must give birth to that child and when the time for naming comes, u must invite me cos i want to be there. Guy if u try to abort that pregnancy, u will smell pepper.

Now start preparing for marriage. Where is she from? Go to her family to collect the list of what to buy for the traditional marriage. Once u ve sorted that out, i will give u my phone number cos i will attend your traditional wedding and church/mosque wedding.


For those that act like the OP, u better learn your lesson now or never

I have said enogh. Im going to my house to eat dinner
[quote][/quote]so na only you go school for here. Mr. English teacher. You say you wan go eat dinner. Ok mr. English teacher, go drink your garri (sorry, na dinner).
Thread spoiler.
BTW, to me, This is the thread of the month.

lastpage:
Before you start castigating this woman with your "herd mentality", sit back and THINK PLEASE!
Only silly people engage their mouth/fingers before putting their brains into gear!

1.) She's had a history of miscarriages before now. => Anyone who know anything about that knows that she will have a hard time getting pregnant afterwards and god help you if you become "A Cukoo rooster" in your husbands home!

2.) The infertility problem was why she indulged in that Drug (Stewpid Sun Newspaper should never have mentioned the name) though she should not have done so, without a Doctor's prescription and supervision

3.) With five babies in her Tommy, if it were you, will you walk-up to LUTH (maybe in darkness when PHCN is at work! Or have you not seen them doing C.S operation with Candle or Torch light?) and ask them to deliver  you of those things you've been sweating for? Be honest with your answer pls!

4.) She simply took the "best decision" for her life and her babies! (Nigerian Hospitals, lacking in almost everything, including stable power, may spell death for her and those babies). Countless cases abound where mother and child died because of poor equipment or power failure, even when they are only TWINS!. I bet if given a choice, most of you will do the same. I WILL IF I WERE A WOMAN!

5.) I am not against the NHS sending her a Bill, no amount of bill will equate those babies and her life!
Let her pay the damn bill instalmentally, even if it means paying for her whole life!

BTW: The husband's name was called "Ohi" and the story was that he bolted when he saw five little freaking mouths nibbling at his fingers, at the same time! But that one was just for public consumption sha or should l say "Mama's consumption" .
The actual truth is that "him" staying around will only complicate her efforts, as the Oyinbo people are known to "prefer to deal sympathetically with women without husbands" than a woman with a husband!
He just acted smart, in connivance with the wife! (Just let her get a "permanent stay" now and you will see my guy surface, sharp-sharp, from no-where, asking to see his children!)

6.) No need to expose her Tummy like that, it is not only indecent, it is a violation of her privacy. That picture looks like it was taken in a hospital and should form part of her "private medical records" at the hospital. Her lawyer should sue the Newspaper and the NHS, maybe they  would defray some of the cost (and learn a lesson or two from it). If she were "white" (say Indian or Australian), would they expose her Tummy like that? Just because she is Nigerian, she has suddenly become sub-human, abi?

7.) She has a perfect right to demand that her stay be extended and it will be extended, mark my words! You cannot travel with those little rascals   in a plane! The "compression at take-off"  will make their eardrums burst while the decompression  process at "landing" can suck their intestines out of their Tummy, they are still too young to travel, this is a matter of medical opinion and "Doctors" in here can attest to it.

8.) while we are all here drawing daggers and ready to murder her, can we please direct the same venom to our treasury-looting leaders (who by the way also have their own babies abroad at our own expense! ) who failed to equip our own hospitals but will rather steal the money (can you still remember what Iyabo Obasanjo did with the health allocation, with that Health D.G/Minister Doctor Grange or what is her name again?).

If the British Govt Ministers and Prime Ministers have being stealing their own Health Budgets, she wont be able to run to Britain now and likewise, if our successive leaders have not been looting our own health budget, she would have stayed in Nigeria to have her babies so, THE SHAME IS NOT ON HER BUT ON WE NIGERIANS (for keeping quiet when it matters) and on our leaders who have turned ordinarily decent Nigerians into beggars worldwide!
Go figure.

Gbam!
Thank God some people still have brains  and  they use it before typing.

ebere1712:
Guys its simple, if you want islamic bank, f***ing build your own. That man is intentionally sabotaging banks to promote his abomination. If you want islamic bank, tell your rich to build one that you can use. You can even make it exclusively for muslims. Same goes for those who want amadioha bank and oduduwa bank. F****cking build your own. Dont sponsor any religious activity with the federal purse.

Gbam!
@alj_harem, comparing holy communion with sharia is not so bright.

justwise:
You are even a bigger fool, he is a criminal , he was found with 10 stolen boarding passes, that is enough to shame you, those stolen boarding pass belongs to an innocent pple, why would your Nigerian brother go about nicking them? I don't care whether other white or red pple have done the same b4, i'm worried about Nigeria cos i will be treated as one and NOT British or American

You just dont get it. Nobody is saying what he did is right. For once use your brain and think; If he had been a citizen of Britain would this news make headlines?
And calling him my Nigerian brother, is he is also not your Nigerian brother? [quote author=Doris-dey link=topic=702902.msg8629072#msg8629072 date=1309521944]These "yorobo" people self! almost making the news for the wrong reasons.Yesterday,it was one silly Yorubas that murdered his wife,and today,it is another frustrated Yoruba that is painting the Nigeria name black in far away America.Just visit any European country from London to Brussel to Zurich to Paris etc and see all the lazy and jobless Yorubas duplicating and selling peoples passports and other ID.
Then come back home and see their criminal leaders like OBJ,Tinumbu,Bode George and Bankole milking Nigeria dry.Yoruba PEOLE HABA!!![/quote]we have a saying: "Orisiri omo lo wa ni le alagbara" your people have their own bad eggs. No?

@ lucenzo and ypad,
racism/tribalism has clouded your brain so much you cant think straight. The question you should av asked is:
Is a Nigerian the first/only person to board a plane with a fake pass? Or why so much noise? If it were a briton would it av made headlines?
With people like u, I wonder when/how this country will develop. Since tribalism is the other of the day, I wonder what we are still doing together as one Nigeria.
I would have reciprocated in full if not that I have some very nice detribalised igbo friends.
By the way, if u want to start a war of words/ tribal war, am waiting impatiently.
Bloody morons.

Half time nig 0-0 ger

This is what your brother will do:
1) Report at the NYSC orientation camp for the orientation (he will be save there as long as he didnt jump fence to go out and flex)
2)Report at the local government he is posted to and ask to speak one on one with the NYSC  local government officer or F.I or L.I
3)Tell him/her that he will leave half of his federal allowance for the officer if he will be clearing your brother every month.
4)Process all his files so he could be receiving his allowances
5)Come back home to find something to do.
N.B:
It is important he credits the account of his Z.I or L.I every month so he could be cleared.

Thats my two kobo. and by the way, dont ask me how I know!

I will continue to visit romance section even when am married. Why?
1) I must laugh @ smbodys post or signature to releive stress
2)It gets me H.o.r.n.y
Infact, my favorite pasttime is to sit in front of my system with a bottle of malt or grab my phone & head to romance section nairaland.

Personally, I dont like the idea of my wife rushing off every morning so she wont be late for work & please one yeye boss. For how much? I am the type of man who if so inclined can wake up and start handling a woman in bed. Maybe it is when I want to enjoy her goodies, she will be thinking of how to get to work.
  I will like to marry a woman who will have a small shop beside the home so she can have time to take care of the home.  I also will not like a full housewife because after finishing the house chores and becomes idle, Akproko & Amebo sets in.

1.) Ur dad was talking to a friend on the phone.
2.) U are here spreading it on the internet.
Who is gossiping?
U or ur dad?

@ poster,
Since you have decided to expose yourself by directing the question to women answer this question:
How will women know why men cheat if they had never experienced being a man even for a single day?
Now I will answer your question by asking you a question like a typical Nigerian;
When men cheat, who do they cheat with?
They cheat with WOMEN.
Most times, the women they cheat with are in a relationship. Since you want to generalize, by using the word MEN
I will also generalize.
WHENEVER A MAN CHEATS, A WOMAN ALSO CHEATS
It takes two to tango, Not so?

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Am sorry for being quiet since all this days. I am in my service year & there is no network whatsoever (mtn, zain, e.t.c.) & electricity at my ppa so I couldnt go wt my laptop. As soon as I get home I will send d info to all concerned. There really is no big deal in it. Thanks.

Am sorry for being quiet since all this days. I am in my service year & there is no network whatsoever (mtn, zain, e.t.c.) & electricity at my ppa so I couldnt go wt my laptop. As soon as I get home I will send d info to all concerned. There really is no big deal in it. Thanks.

INEC will detect multiple registration. Even without being queried, a database once programmed to detect multiple inputs with same biometrics will detect it. The biometrics in this case being finger prints which is unique to an individual. I am an ARO II in the ongoing voters registration and the software detects multiple registrations. Once all the data is collated to a central server, multiple registrations will be detected. My only fear is that since the software has been patched and upgraded it now flags two different individuals wt diff prints as identical.

OBJ is going to die when he will, not because some people on Nairaland wished him death, but because it's his turn. I wish him quick recovery, but if it's time, no amount of good-will will undo it.
@ slap1, WORD!

na today

I think you guys are missing the point.
The issue here is not virginity. It is absolute denial. It means you have access to something
(this time disvirgining a girl) and you are denied access to it due to some reasons such as love,
respect and abstinence (all this being preached by the girl) while some other person
who arrived after you is granted access to that same thing you have been patiently waiting for.
it can be very painful. I am talking from experience.
There was this girl I loved so much and she refused to be mine tho she confessed
having feelings for me. Eventually we got together and became lovers. I asked her for intimacy and she refused.
about three months later when we have been having intimacy for sometime she told me of a guy who had
intimacy with her twice during the time I was begging her for intimacy. (who wasnt even too involved with her)
I felt so pained I cried. Thats the first and last time I will cry over a girl.
So its not about virginity, its about denial, heartlessness, wickedness and sheer cruelty on the part of some girls.
I eventually forgive her because she contributed a lot to the relationship and to my life but any time i remember, I lose my sanity for about two minutes. Its still painful as I am typing this.
Anyway, its not gonna happen again cos guy don wake up. Any girl doesnt want to give me intimacy got to zoom out of my life with the speed of light (thats 300000000m/s) in the twinkle of an eye. Anyway, I have learnt my lesson and life continues.

tanx. Will do that tomorrow.