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Seun, as a pro webmaster you should know that color scheme matters a lot. This NL2 looks childish.
Check ur google analytics and am sure you will see a fall in traffic.

The best part of this is the "punish one, teach hundreds" effect this will have on other rogue countries that may want to emulate S.A.

The best part of this is the "punish one, teach hundreds" effect this will have on other rogue countries that may want to emulate S.A.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=887033.msg10342015#msg10342015 date=1331045967]@ folks typing "Divorce her arse",  y'all think say Divorce na beans?

@folks typing "walk away" ,  walking away while seeing your hard-earned money get destroyed na beans abi na rice?
Walking away while a woman suddenly grabs your ear in her mouth and pierces her teeth into it na beans? If you try walking away while she's doing that, your ear fit commot for her mouth sef. .  

@folks saying "if you knew she was the destructive type, why marry her?" ,  People change! No man would marry a woman that beats him and destroys his properties on a daily. After marriage or after a long time of courtship, people's "true colors" start to show. After 20 yrs of marriage, people still change. . . for the worse!

Bottom line is, we shouldn't blame a man that reacts wrongly under the influence of a deranged wife. Damn, we are humans for Jupiter's sake!   Some women are Lucifer's cousins.

Acting "right" in that situation is easier said than done. Women are very volatile and quick to do not-so-smart things compared to men. The percentage of women that kill their husbands because of one reason or the other is super higher than the % of men that kill their wives. Self-defense baby!  

If a woman did something really provoking and the man retaliates by beating/slapping her,  and after a while, both parties decide to settle their differences and live happily ever after, No Problem!

If the woman does it the second time and/or the man beats her again. . . .  then that's when they should start think about going their separate ways. A union like that is never good.  [/quote]I just found my e-babe!
Talk of sense and good reasoning.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=887033.msg10342015#msg10342015 date=1331045967]@ folks typing "Divorce her arse",  y'all think say Divorce na beans?

@folks typing "walk away" ,  walking away while seeing your hard-earned money get destroyed na beans abi na rice?
Walking away while a woman suddenly grabs your ear in her mouth and pierces her teeth into it na beans? If you try walking away while she's doing that, your ear fit commot for her mouth sef. .  

@folks saying "if you knew she was the destructive type, why marry her?" ,  People change! No man would marry a woman that beats him and destroys his properties on a daily. After marriage or after a long time of courtship, people's "true colors" start to show. After 20 yrs of marriage, people still change. . . for the worse!

Bottom line is, we shouldn't blame a man that reacts wrongly under the influence of a deranged wife. Damn, we are humans for Jupiter's sake!   Some women are Lucifer's cousins.

Acting "right" in that situation is easier said than done. Women are very volatile and quick to do not-so-smart things compared to men. The percentage of women that kill their husbands because of one reason or the other is super higher than the % of men that kill their wives. Self-defense baby!  

If a woman did something really provoking and the man retaliates by beating/slapping her,  and after a while, both parties decide to settle their differences and live happily ever after, No Problem!

If the woman does it the second time and/or the man beats her again. . . .  then that's when they should start think about going their separate ways. A union like that is never good.  [/quote]I just found my e-babe!
Talk of sense and good reasoning.

moHot:
BUT SOME WOMEN HAVE ACID MOUTH SHA

where the Bleep did you get that image?
Send the link to me sharperly so I can share it on fb.

deshclones:
Moreover we would all be in paradise if only Adam had exerted his authority as a man and beaten the hell out of eve for accepting apples from a mere serpent,

Come to think of it, all of us would av been flexing in the garden of Eden instead of here on NL with two grownups threatening to fight each other over a mere thread.
BTW killz, u are at a disadvantage. Ur opponent can easily pick you out of a crowd but you dont even know anyfn abt him.
Anyways, am waiting for the result of whe fight.

moHot:
thats the spirit mahn!!!

Badttt gurl!!

mobf:
Looooolll>>Goat!

Lol>>Turkey

moHot:

@TOPIC

Seriously i still pity that guy that will raise his hands to beat me, cheat on me and i will dump ur silly a$$ but lay those hands on me and you get dumped in the morgue or hospital *FACT*

Will you read the quote below and quit the chest beating? Ms King Kong

ndahbros1:
^^^^^
@ Goldieluks.

Don't get me wrong. If sometin is wrong, it is wrong. The act itself is wrong. No one condones it. What pisses me off is a lady thumping her chest and threatening fire and brimstone if it happened to her. And in my experience, such a one can do nothing. That is d point I am making. If we ar condemning it, fine and good. But it doesn't call for someone making unnecessary inflammatory statements as if she is Voltron or King Kong. See, these days film actor sef dey die, not to talk of someone who might not even afford to pursue her case to its logical conclusion.
It is just like saying " ha, if someone ever touched my kid bro, I will kill d person'. The day he comes back with wounds, u ask him to take u to d bully who dared lay a finger on him, and wen u find out that it is d area bad guy who will dish it anyhow u want to eat it: wat will u do? Abeg leave matter!
My quarrel, for record purposes, is wit those that thump their chests as if heaven will fall. I assure u it won't. Even if u succeed in sending d man to jail ( forgetting all the love u shared because he beat u) what if he comes out and serves u cold, well-planned, untraceable revenge? U see d endless possibility?
Don't boast about wat u would hv done. U know d extent of ur strength; do u know mine?

ifihearam:
@sexkills
Why you nor disclose ur identity and full details to my guy na make he beat your okoro head small ,bloody compound fool.by the way feminist,how would you handle a woman who refuses you entry to your own house becos yu came late or in the course of ur argument yu wanted to go out she locked the door and out the key in her bra,you ignored and kept quiet.she grabs ur shirt and asks you if yu are dumb and switches off the tv you are watching.wetin you go do perfect gentlemen in the house.hypocrites

Leave that woman wrapper. Soon, very soon one of his ** on NL will show him somefn and lets see what he will do.

moHot:
grab the damn key outta her bosom and suck the hell out of d damn b.reast, 

Let me create a scenario:
girl:
You must kill me 2day *locks the door and throws key into her bra(br.e.ast)*
Guy:
yes, 2day na 2day, I will show you *grabs girl, holds her two hands in a firm grip with his left hand, uses right hand to open bra and descends on b.rea.st heavily with good sucking*
Girl:
you *moans*must *moans*kill *moans*me
Guy:
(continues the job at hand)
Girl:
You . . . . *moans*
You . . . . .*another moan*
Y. . . . *reaches for the kpekus*
END OF STORY.
Lol.
Am outta here!

lovejo:
@ Bandit C.
You are out of point, to reduce influx of certain country u just need to deny them visa and no one can query them for that, deporting at port of entry is not the normal procedure, even the Malaysia u mentioned did not deport on yellow card card they will keep u for 7 days on their cost and allow you entry, and if you fax to them within those period you will be released with immediate effect.
What SA has one was not in accordance to intl diplomacy law.

^^Nice reply there.
Look, any form of aggressiveness by an individual or organisation/country not nipped in the bud will lead to a greater aggressiveness.
This action by the Nigerian government is a form of message
"bosom for tat"
or "Do me I do you"
Ciao.

lovejo:
@ Bandit C.
You are out of point, to reduce influx of certain country u just need to deny them visa and no one can query them for that, deporting at port of entry is not the normal procedure, even the Malaysia u mentioned did not deport on yellow card card they will keep u for 7 days on their cost and allow you entry, and if you fax to them within those period you will be released with immediate effect.
What SA has one was not in accordance to intl diplomacy law.

^^Nice reply there.
Look, any form of aggressiveness by an individual or organisation/country not nipped in the bud will lead to a greater aggressiveness.
This action by the Nigerian government is a form of message
"bosom for tat"
or "Do me I do you"
Ciao.

Word!

[quote author=D-optimist link=topic=884556.msg10335551#msg10335551 date=1330970489]Some anti-girl beating pals here sound just the reverse of what they write. They claim that they can never lay their hands on a lady yet the way the sound at other guys show who they really are. They recommend walking away yet they can't walk away from a simple discussion like this that will bring war talk and even rendering abuses on fellow humans. I really doubt if most of them could really walk away. . . .[/quote]

You just confirmed my suspicion. No need exchanging words with you[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=884556.msg10335416#msg10335416 date=1330969415][color=#000030]Hypocrite. In telling the OP that what he did was wrong, are you a feminist? And in your haste to type and paste, you failed to see the numerous times i said she was wrong. I guess it's safe to call you a feminist too, for saying the OP was wrong. . .Ode [/color][/quote]

This thread, hmm. . .
These are the salien points:
-they were havin an argument.
-op decided to ping with his phone to avoid further heated arguments
-the girl decided to get his attention by collecting the phone and smashing it
Now to all the feminists (chima, killz & co);
If you are having an argument with your man/woman will u break/smash their belongings just to get their attention?
If you are an advocte of this type of behaviour, I wonder the type of upbringing you people have.
Dont get me wrong, wha the op did was wrong but hey, he acted out of provocation!
What type of girl breaks her man properties in annoyance? All the men (women wrapper) supporting this girl would have done worse in the same situation! I hate hypocrites!
For those saying if it was their sister they will do and undo, dnt try that bul.shit with me.
Finally, @Op what you did was wrong but Itz good feeling remorseful for what u did.
@2buff, harakiri, natasha thumbs up. I like the way you guys presented your case(s).

KINGwax:
so u don't undstnd that character that technically doesn't exist is a creation of the moderators to pull traffic? And since they knw we nairalanders are so gullible and senseless when tribalism sets in, they make more money by creating some very fierce bigotry characters for extra clicks. Don't waste time asking d creator to kill his creation especially when it's bringing in the required quids

You beat me to this. The mods close their eyes/ears to people like this cos of one thing: TRAFFIC.
This forum is supposed to unite Nigerians but it succeded in doing exactly the opposite. Thanks to Seun and his 'Mods'

lari03:
@point blank
ekiti people love to talk,complain or 'owamberise' so a new civic centre is not a bad idea for the state capital.

Lare, And u believe that is what Ekiti people need now?
I know u are ACN agent so no need arguing with u.
It pains me when I see my fellow Ekiti man talk like this.
"A wi ka ba ole wi, wi onun mun re si ni da"
which means "instead of rebuking the thief you said the owner didnt keep his property well. "
E buru. A jo soju ria

Nothing beats the smell of freshly baked bread!

Another opportunity to award contract for sub - standard computers and electronic voting gadgets.
Lets wait and see

U can use external cd drive or flashdrive

Koolking:
While your husband might be addicted to board game, I find it hard to believe you have not nagged and pushed him into that situation. . . . . . .
There is a missing link. Reflect deeply my sister.

@op please think about the above quote.

KINGwax:
so, d next thing i did was tell her where i read and asked her to meet me wit her books everyday. She was very happy to oblige. And so we read together. And later hooked her wit some tutors who were my friend in teachin her some subjects she didn't undstnd. And so it goes that around 8pm or 9pm after every reading session, we alwys end up in my house and Be Intimate. She loves this and everybody wins. It's hard to find a girl that loves u that much. Especially a beautiful one too. I graduated 2yrs before her, but anytime i visit her she's alwys wit that reading culture. Infact, i use to tell her that if she failed, we can never be together and that helped her a lot. She no more had friends except her books and that paid off.
Today, this same girl is working in GTBank while i'm still tryin to switch jobs to get a better pay. This same girl is now my fiance. The love changed as she alwys sees me as her saviour. Everytime we make love, she alwys say, thank you! Not for d love making, but for her bilivin that i made her this.

@op,
Use the method above and quit bickering!

afam4eva:
Yet, this is the same person that told Igbos to remain in the north.

Lol.

chinnyonwu:
Well I don't know if ur CGP is the main reason u want to leave this girl. I doubt it . . . .

Correct guy!
Why do I have a feeling this guy is just using CGPA as an excuse to dump this girl?

born2fuck:
*You did not remember CGPA when you are searching for babe online
*you did not remember cgpa when you invited for real
*you did not remember cpga when you putting your prick inside toto
*you don bleep finish, you clean mouth then enter wahala,come here dey cry

I wonder o!

KINGwax:
so, d next thing i did was tell her where i read and asked her to meet me wit her books everyday. She was very happy to oblige. And so we read together. And later hooked her wit some tutors who were my friend in teachin her some subjects she didn't undstnd. And so it goes that around 8pm or 9pm after every reading session, we alwys end up in my house and Be Intimate. She loves this and everybody wins. It's hard to find a girl that loves u that much. Especially a beautiful one too. I graduated 2yrs before her, but anytime i visit her she's alwys wit that reading culture. Infact, i use to tell her that if she failed, we can never be together and that helped her a lot. She no more had friends except her books and that paid off.
Today, this same girl is working in GTBank while i'm still tryin to switch jobs to get a better pay. This same girl is now my fiance. The love changed as she alwys sees me as her saviour. Everytime we make love, she alwys say, thank you! Not for d love making, but for her bilivin that i made her this.

THERE GOES THE ANSWER/SOLUTION TO YOUR (so called) DILEMMA.

*DO NOT leave her! you may never find her type again and for Gods sake DO NOT FOLLOW (S3X)KILLZ ADVICE unless you want her to go "native" or commit suicide (due to her previous heartbreak) Believe me girls can do desperate and foolish things just to get a man*

BTW, where are NL girls? Am seeing only males on this thread.

salamander:
LOOK GROW UP ALL OF YOU. Half of West Africa populations are Nigerians. Our grand dads came from Nigeria and set up family way, way back. My dad was born in Ghana in 1910! This shows how far Ghana-Nigeria relations has been. I'm proudly Ghanaian! That notwithstanding. we are very much hurt when something bad happens to Nigeria.

So, what are we all talking about here? Grow up, grow up, grow up!!

The myriads of problems Nigeria is facing cannot be solved by the current leaders alone. It needs a collective effort of every Nigeria, starting with YOU. Ask yourself, what have you done positively to raise the image of your country? We are all guilty of it.

Get involve, Ghana - Nigeria will always be good neighbours. Just remember when the Eagles need to qualify to the World Cup some years back, it was Ghana that helped her do that at the expense of Liberia. Oppon Weah still hates us for that. So please, please, reason up. We all need each other.

thank you. All the hatred aint gonna lead anywhere.
*shakes hands with salamander*
Hope you got a beautiful sister I can date. Lol.

Damoche10:
The worst thing that I hve done was to bleep three sisters, dated the one in the middle, didn't know the stories she was feeding her two sisters with. All of a sudden she brought the younger one to my house and we got connected instantly. When the sister went back to school she was always coming my house and decided not to go back home one night and we stayed up all through the night fighting KARATE then came their eldest sister too, who really wanted to know me, we met at my office cos she came marketing and probably had seen my pix on her sister's phone. Excuse me, are u Damoche? Got connected too. She waited for four solid hours till I closed from work, went to a bar, got high and went home together, U can Imagine when d YAWA BURST!!!!!! Wasn't funny at all!!!!!! They all wanted it dough but we are best of enemies today, Guess wot? I moved out of the area.

av seen bad boys but u be *badest*

Moodie:
Na the ghanians find trouble, them no know say our leaders don they follow naija forums. When them begin yarn nonsense, GEJ decide to ''pless'' their neck small.

u funny die.

Opoki:
This country is very sick. I don't believe we produces such amount of gas yet it hasn't amounted to anything with our electicity production. Wait o, are we dashing them or we dey sell am?

ask them jare

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=865129.msg10142086#msg10142086 date=1328620617]Hmm,  The stubbornness of the ear is only when it has the support of the head.[/quote]^^quite approprite

snowdrops:
When Nigeria sneezes Ghana catches cold. We probably just reminding them that we can squeeze their balls if needed either intentionally or not.
Just like Russia does to western europe.

True talk bro.
No matter how tall an okro plant is, the farmer will bend it and pluck the fruit.
Let us remind them we still have ways of getting them.

So all this has been happening here while I Was at the computer section. Let me quickly write a code to select ma val. Na computer age we dey.
(If sex = female then
'add to val selection'
else
'remove from val selection'
End If
End sub
)
initializing program . . . . .INITIALIZED
scanning . . . . . Idowuogbo. . free cocoa. . rokiatu. . mrs chima. .
MRS WHAT?
*Edits program to remove married women*
I am waiting for my lil software to give me the names of women on NL then I will choose ma val.

This thread make sense die.
The op is 101% correct.
I learned all the op is saying from De Angelo's book: Double ur dating.
Put into practice the points of this thread and ladies will cling to u like a leech.
I am a witness of this.