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Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Ekkhann(m): 11:41pm On Feb 26, 2018
I'm a stoner
I like staring at people's noses.
I'm a bibliophile.
I'm a pluviophile.
Black and white photos
Car Talk / Re: Lamborghini Urus Facts: Top 10 Things You Need To Know by Ekkhann(m): 12:10pm On Feb 18, 2018
rxmusa:
Quite informative!

On the other side:
Why should I hate President Muhammadu Buhari!

How do I vilify a man who is guided by the doctrine of social justice? Ayo Fayose who literally wish Buhari death was recently paid a whopping sum of N11 billion as refund of money spent by Fayose to rehabilitate FG roads in Ekiti.

A vain and petty man would have denied Fayose any benefits from the federal government but not Buhari. Obasanjo denied Tinubu his constitutionally permitted allocations to Lagos same way Timipreye Silva was booted out of office for daring Jonathan. Muhammadu Buhari like a father he is has remained like a dumpsite where all refuse are heaped on. And with measured equanimity, he accepts the shenanigans of everyone. In fact, a serving minister openly kicked against his re-election, yet she still remains in his cabinet. Who tolerate such affront if not a Buhari?

He is being accused of obstinate dogmatism, some said he is insensitive and a religious bigot and ethnic jingoist, yet he remains stoic without pandering to the expectation of the naysayers. Never for once has this man spoke from the mosque, yet we call him an Islamic 'agendaist'. We remember how GEJ used every church podium to address the nation, yet he wasn't accused of christianizing the nation. For Buhari, it is always a forced ascription.

We accuse the man of populating the nation's security architecture with only northerners but praise the western domination of our economic team.

We accuse the man of nepotism yet non of his children are holding any position. What exactly is the fault of this man? Beyond the blanket generalization of he has failed, can you in specifics, list out his area of failure?

You have a president without an oil well, no private jet and ownership of shares in our national asset yet you vilify him? Do you prefer a man who left the prison with barely 20k but now rich if not richer than Nigeria?

You can accuse president Muhammadu Buhari of slow decision taking effort certainly not of unfair dispensation of the nation's resources. He is too guided by conscience to treat Nigerians in unequaled template. The man has nothing to gain by changing from a good man to a bad man in his 70s.

Let not our personal biases and prejudices push us to vilify an innocent man who is doing everything possible to right the wrong of governance.

Frankly musing
you're an idiot undecided
Religion / Re: Free Sex Is Not Free: A Warning For Guys - Sunday Akanni Moshood by Ekkhann(m): 12:04pm On Feb 18, 2018
pillarmaria:
To think that most pals stroking the OP are Christians......



what a perverted generation.

Our Lady Hope of Christians Pray for us sinners.

You just had to sell your face... undecided
Religion / Re: Free Sex Is Not Free: A Warning For Guys - Sunday Akanni Moshood by Ekkhann(m): 12:01pm On Feb 18, 2018
pillarmaria:


Face the message bro for you shall be judge someday

Family / Re: Lessons From Marrying From A Rich Family by Ekkhann(m): 12:00pm On Feb 18, 2018
Troublemaker007:


Bro, your case is even good. Mine, I am not just the bread winner in my family but the bakery to my wife’s family, my only sister, her husband (jobless) and daughter plus anothe baby on the way, my aunt who single handily sponsored me to school and her family (3 kids and a jobless husband who got fired last two years from his lecturing job). Sometimes I feel like running away with my wife.
. grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Lessons From Marrying From A Rich Family by Ekkhann(m): 11:50am On Feb 18, 2018
nairalanduseles:


funny how Nigerians like to use useless grammar.......i swear come uk they will be like what are u on about mate......yeye grammar for shithole ppl
Walahi
Family / Re: Lessons From Marrying From A Rich Family by Ekkhann(m): 11:49am On Feb 18, 2018
mylifeisagift:

I laugh at U in swahili..If You think you need money to garner wifeys respect then you are on a long thing.. U are obviously misinformed,based your preposition on an entirely wrong premise hence your view point..
A little more bits of relationship here and there before marriage could have provided more insights...When a woman truly loves hubby money is so so inconsequential..You don marry you don marry but train your son to understand the dynamics of marriage..It is essential for the man( in African context) to be the provider for family, but a temporary lack shouldn't undermine wifeys respect..Like a commenter said Yours is a marriage of convenience..FULL STOP
Nigga, calm down.
Religion / Re: I Want To Leave My Father's Deeper Life Church. Is It Right? - Pastor's Daughter by Ekkhann(m): 11:24am On Feb 18, 2018
Flourishh:
The thing is, I'm 24 and I'm done with school, done with Nysc, and I'm working at the moment. I'm still living under his roof.
But the whole pressure is still there and I find it hard to leave the church since I'm a pastor's daughter.

Send me an email. I'd like to tell you something
Religion / Re: Free Sex Is Not Free: A Warning For Guys - Sunday Akanni Moshood by Ekkhann(m): 11:17am On Feb 18, 2018
Interesting15:
by Sunday Akanni Moshood

So a lady decide giving you an easy access to have sex with her, and you are feeling on top of the world? A woman keeps pestering you to become her sex mate, and you tell your friends "She fell for my swags, let me quickly take a bite"?

Hold on! Free sex is not actually free! When you have casual sex with a woman not your wife, you are actually taking poison that can get you killed.

Let's see things from these two broad angles:

1. Sex is not meant to be free
2. She is either giving you something or collecting something from you.

First things first...

1. Sex Is Not Meant To Be 'Free': In other words, sex is not meant to be a 'playing thing' which you have with just anyone just for fun. And how did I know this? Simply because, the Creator of sex told me so!

God created all things including sex, and He has the right to give instructions on how He wants humans to approach sex and sexuality. God, being the Manufacturer of sex, is in the best position to give a 'manual guide' for sex (since He is the Maker).

And the ultimate rule He has given for sex, which can be found inside the 'Ultimate Manual Guide' for life (which is the Bible), is that: ALL FORM OF SEXUAL ACTIVITIES MUST BE BETWEEN A HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE INSIDE THE SAFE CIRCLE OF THEIR GOD-APPROVED MARRIAGE, WITH NO OTHER PARTY INVOLVED

God has made sex a sacred thing that should be between a married couple so He could achieve certain purposes without issues. Look at things this way. God wants to use sex as an instrument that will ensure humans would continue to multiply and subdue the earth (Genesis 1: 28). Now, when a husband and his wife had sex and a baby was produced after some months, a celebration takes place! But when two unmarried people had sex and the lady get pregnant, it becomes a shameful thing which leads to abortion (murder).

Additionally, another divine purpose God had for sex is to continue enhancing the bond between a husband and his wife - because these things are His delight. So, just as you can't handle gold and diamond just anyhow due to their value and essences, you shouldn't approach sex just anyhow you like because of it divine purposes.

Sex is not meant to be 'casual' and 'just for fun'. It is a sacred act that should come with responsibilities - between a married couple. Sex is not meant to be 'let's just do it without emotional attachments'. Sex is not meant to be 'free'

2. She Is Either Giving You Something Or Collecting Something: If you see a lady not your wife that is willing to allow you have sex with her, you should know she has a purpose for her decision. Yes, I'm aware some ladies are loose and addicted to immoralities. However, almost all females that chose to have sex with a man not their husbands, actually have mischievous intentions.

SHE INTEND GIVING YOU 'SOMETHING'

A lady sent a mail to an online platform for women and she said some scary things. According to her, she recently contracted HIV from her boyfriend, and she swore to spread it to many other guys before she die. Can you imagine that!

Guys, many ladies are living with STDs (including life-shortening viruses like HIV), and they are on a revenge mission of spreading the viruses around. To achieve their evil aims, they go about allowing different guys have sex with them, and they makes it easy for the guys to get. Hey guy, what if that your 'new catch' is only interested in ruining your life by sharing HIV with you? Think twice!

How about spiritually? Not everyone you see around are ordinary human beings - many ladies are witches, belongs to the marine kingdom, working directly for satan.

Many guys are suffering today because there are spiritual curses on their lives - problems that emanates from the spiritual realm (which manifests itself in the physical realm). These spiritual barriers are easily passed through sex.

So, when you have sex with a woman not your wife, she will pass any evil covenant on her life to you. Those with evil spirits and powers will also use the medium to drop evil spiritual arrows inside your life. And even if she doesn't have mysterious powers, as long as you have sex with a lady not your wife, you have sinned against God by disobeying His commandments, and you will sure be punished!

SHE IS TRYING TO COLLECT SOMETHING FROM YOU

Physically, a lady that allows you have sex with her could simply be interested in collecting your money, to ride on your reputation (especially if you are a famous person), or to simply collect your sperm with the intention of tying you (or another man) down with the pregnancy. So, is there really free sex?

Most importantly, spiritually, a lady that will allow you have sex with her is likely working for the devil (she is a witch, belongs to the marine kingdom). She is only trying to collect and steal your glory and destiny (no wonder many guys keeps struggling vehemently).

When you commit a sin, you move away from God's hedge of protection, and satan have the chance to manipulate your life and carry out his evil plans for humanity - to steal, to kill, and to destroy (John 10:10)

Please, take these things with seriousness. Take the things of the Spirit with seriousness. And if you have committed the sin of fornication, go on your knees and ask God for forgiveness. He will definitely restore you and all what you've lost in Jesus Name.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1525017614276165&id=100003038222908

Nigga look like he hasn't had coochie all his life. No wonder he frustrated and sweaty as fvck.

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Family / Re: I Married A Stranger! I Caught My Wife With Her Boss At Ikeja Hotel! by Ekkhann(m): 11:10am On Feb 18, 2018
natasha:
Oga when u want advise be honest with the facts
- Yes u met her and u are wealthy
- you are a violent and possesive man....hence u ensured she spent every weekend at urs by providing flight tickets so she wont say theres no money 2 visit.
- you continued ur monitoring when she married u by tailgatting her every move.
- FYI there's nothing wrong with an elective CS. She won't be the 1st or last woman to opt for it.
- She LEFT despite the luxurious life u afforded her because PEACE of mind and her life is more precious than marriage to you thats attached with violent conditions.
-Just because you are no longer mareied doesnt diminished ur parental responsibilities.....You are still responsible for the upkeep of ur children wherever they may be....so her reporting you to agencies 2 remind and enforce ur responsibilities is correct.

But if u want a pity parry, then what you wrote up there is perfect, Sir Lancelot, Prince Charming and Knight in shinning armour

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Romance / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Women From Times Past by Ekkhann(m): 9:20pm On Feb 13, 2018
td2tnkstr:
Fulani milkmaids
this girls are on the 10 naira note

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Education / Re: University Of Oslo , Norway - Apply Now! by Ekkhann(m): 9:13am On Jan 09, 2018
They got Dentistry?
Crime / Re: Man Has Courage To Show His Face After Being Attacked By A Tiger 20 Years Ago by Ekkhann(m): 9:11am On Jan 09, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Fvck!
Romance / Re: Slay Queens Now Securing Their Future Husbands Spiritually (pics) by Ekkhann(m): 9:05am On Jan 09, 2018
RSVP:
If dem like use grease.

We go chop ham noni.
This nairalander is finally a meme o grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Solidstar Leaves Achievas Entertainment, His Record Label After 10 Years by Ekkhann(m): 6:03pm On Jan 01, 2018
TheTechMan:
Chai just two posts and this shit is on frontage. This is 2018! Nairaland is a big joke! For God's sake a big forum like this should be having 100% educative and meaningful threads. Seun do something about this before nairaland become the most useless forum on the internet!
go and open your own forum and stop making noise here undecided

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Religion / Re: "Your Spiritual Welfare Is Our Concern" - Deeper Life Bible Church by Ekkhann(m): 6:23pm On Dec 24, 2017
We talking fuel scarcity and you talking plentyundecided
Religion / Re: The Christmas Debate- What Is God's Opinion? by Ekkhann(m): 4:30pm On Dec 24, 2017
God doesn't give a fvck, he still wouldn't give a fvck if we held it in June. Only thing he gives a fvck about is that we learn to love our neighbors as we love ourselves. undecided
Religion / Re: Muslims Storm Egyptian Church, Attack Worshippers, Call For It To Be Demolished by Ekkhann(m): 4:28pm On Dec 24, 2017
Hitler targeted the wrong set of people.

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Health / Re: Government Begins Clamp Down On Mad People In Cross River State. Photos by Ekkhann(m): 3:40am On Dec 21, 2017
Lol. They'll release em by January. Its a yearly ritual to avoid visitors for the carnival running into them. They even caught Udoh shocked nigga empties trash in my area for either a fee or food. I hope they don't injure him as badly as they did last year
Education / Re: Bitter Truth About Lady Who Refused To Remove Her Hijab & So Was Denied Admissio by Ekkhann(m): 2:34pm On Dec 20, 2017
Qtsnow:


Attention: Whomsoever wrote this article should know and let it stick to its medula oblaganta that the LAW of ALLAH (Shariá/Islamic LAW) is far above and superior to/than any man-made promogate/constituted law, no matter who/whom may have written it. ''Whosoever brings anything other than islam will be rejected from him and will be amongst the losers on the Last Day.''
then go to Saudi Arabia murr'fckr undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Full Text Of Trumps Speech Recognizing Jerusalem As Israel's Capital (Video, Pic by Ekkhann(m): 11:12am On Dec 07, 2017
Let the Muslims do their worst. They'll realize they ain't got a monopoly on madness. Trump is a better president than Hillary would ever be

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 9:34am On Dec 07, 2017
ollah1:



You are a special breed of a religious bigot, your levels of hatred for anything Islam is on another level. Anything about them is false and lies
maybe if y'all acted more like humans and less like animals he wouldn't hate you that much undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 9:24am On Dec 07, 2017
Kingofrudy:


Donald Trump will not win second term. He is a bigot and all Muslims will rise against him and chase him out of the White House. Israel must return Jerusalem to Palestine and we will fight it with our strength. You will start seeing actions soon
grin

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 9:19am On Dec 07, 2017
cstr1000:
The Jews were invaded by the Roman Empire and the ottoman Empire, and the people were scattered through the four corners of the earth like Jeremiah the prophet said nearly 1500 years before.
And God promised to gather them back again to their land.

The region never stopped being Jewish lands. If i leave my house that has being mine for atleast 3000 years, and I refused to sell it, how does it stop it being mine if someone else start living there.?

The only controversy would be if the present Jews there are not the real Jews that were dispersed away by the invading old Empires.
GBAM!

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 9:13am On Dec 07, 2017
plessis:
the jews are nomadic. They were scattered all over Europe. They only had settlements in the middle east.
They were offered Uganda and a part of Australia. But had to settle for Palestine.


Now, seeing what Israel is doing to Palestine, don't you think Australia would be very much Happy that the jews didn't settle in their land?
if your great grandparents were forced into exile and two generations later you had the chance to return home would you accept any other offer to go somewhere else ? undecided
If after you got home and touts had occupied your family land and put up structures would you not drive them out? undecided
Israel is even being lenient, they should sent em all back to Jordan and any other Arab country they spawned out from. Learn to use that brain God gave you and stop disgracing yourself undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 9:02am On Dec 07, 2017
odigbosky:




They deserve a state of their own. i feel pity for them but they caused mainly all their problems. They still don't believe that Israel has a right to exist as a state...that is their problem. If they had agreed maybe in 1948 or before the 1967 war they would have kept east Jerusalem maybe via a peace deal. The moment the Jordanians ran away from east Jerusalem and it fell into israeli hands that was it. The Israelis kissed the western wall with pride...bro east Jerusalem aint going away from the hands of the Israelis
thank you very much odigbosky, the Palestinians are the cause of their own problems. They repeatedly declined certain concessions with the Israelis in the early 2000s that would have been very good for their plans of statehood. Now that Jerusalem has been gotten, they can kiss their plans for statehood goodbye cause Netanyahu is not the kind of man to give them anything. Now Israel's next premiers can concentrate on Gaza and the West bank
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 8:56am On Dec 07, 2017
Alcatraz005:


Which one is Christian terrorism? I have not heard of it before. In all my life as a Christian, no Pastor has taught me how to detonate bombs if I am not happy about something. So WTF are you talking about?
grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2017
Promzyunique:
[color=#770077][/color].......dy will see it manifest


true talk bro
how'd you quote em all at the same time?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of Israel by Ekkhann(m): 8:46am On Dec 07, 2017
Kingofrudy:
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Jerusalem belongs to Islam and we will reclaim it. You people think you can steal Islamic territories because of American support? Muslims are not cowards and we shall fight for what is ours. I hope the sultan of Sokoto our leader releases a statement on this before we know the support we will give our Palestinian brothers. We are all at alert in the south west and this won't be swept under the carpet angry
when Jews inhabited Jerusalem Islam was not even born. So stfu and stop claiming shii that ain't yours murr'fckr

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