Evergreen4:
I guess you're a fresher. Don't worry you will have more as you progress to higher level but las las you will graduate with your set. Don't ask me how, you will graduate.

DaBullIT:


I Don begin dey suspect say na him gaan gaan get the page, he just Wan know if the thing look legit


Seriously how will your username have dark web in it, literally and you don't know shit

Ruggman:
I know that Maduka was going nowhere with his media hype and pedestal political strategy.

Receiving award as the best elected governor on the eve of an election was the height of political comedy.
Somebody really deceived this man big-time

kenzysmith:
he was not at the debate o Nigerians! Only APC,PDP and apga was there

crazygod:
This is a game Liverpool will win. The three forwards are on form, Matip is back with VVD, and Fabinho will provide the necessary protection to the back four.

emae009:


Akwa Ibomites = Akwa Ibom

Cross Riverians = Cross River (where Calabar is).

The Europeans used to refer to the black race as monkeys. Would you prefer being called that because "that's what other tribes call you" no offense

I always do well to correct people when they make that mistake no matter how trivial it may seems. You never know what might happen tomorrow and something that was meant to go to Akwa Ibom gets channeled to Cross River and the reason might be "sheybi they are all Calabar people"

Balogun106:
Good morning Nairalanders, my girlfriend missed her last month period which she is supposed to see 26th of last month August, coupled with fact that there is some changes in her brest, it looks full. So I bought some pregnancy text stripes yesterday to run some text, but I don't understand the result I got, please I'm trembling already, what does these results says?

efficiencie:
Balogun leyin obirin. The king of holes. You have buy market. Your exploits have reached its logical end. You are now faced with two options: murder or a life of perpetual bills...Choose one, sit back, relax and enjoy the consequences of the market you bought!

chatinent:
Imagine yourself in this dilemma:

You kind of found yourself in an unpropitious situation. You traveled down to a certain place for sth personal only to stumble upon a lady who seemed cultured at first sight. She initiated a conversation, and also suggested you keep in touch on WhatsApp. You were waiting for your client.


At first, her benignancy made you feel she meant no harm -- there's no harm interacting with a nice person, you felt...even though you sensed a touch of pride and authority the way she spoke. She also walked with a bounce kind of.

Of late, the clock has refused to hit twelve. She has become your hunting shadow. You clearly told her you weren't single, neither were you interested in an affair nor can you offer anything more than a friend.

She wanted more. She proposed an alter ego, which you declined due to some craze she was already exhibiting. She's a rich spoilt brat.

She also suggested you lied to “whomever you are dating” she was your old-time bestie, which you also declined upfront.


You have tried almost everything polite without mincing words. There's no miscibility between you both. You have called her and spoken to her in camera, feigned anger, avoided her..but all your efforts seem to be to no avail.


How do you show this sort of person the nearest exit without being rude?

Kosixo20:
I have an issue that's really bothering me. It's bothering me so much that it's what's keeping me awake at this time of the night. I had to create a new account to post this because I want to keep my identity hidden since some Nairalanders already know my other account.

I'm currently in a relationship with a guy I've been friends with for a while. We are both university undergraduates. We've been dating for almost 7 months. I'm still a virgin. The reason I agreed to date my boyfriend is because I enjoy his company and I wanted to preserve our friendship. It's kinda complicated. I'm not ready for sex and he understands.

Few months ago, I met another guy who is also an undergraduate. He's very interesting and very good looking. I'm very sexually attracted to him. He told me he likes me, but hasn't asked me out. Whenever we are together, he is fond of flirting with me, telling me how sexy I look, touching me, and grabbing my ass. The last time we were together he even squeezed my breasts. I told him that he should stop because I'm sensitive to his touch, which is actually the case. I already told him that I can't date him because he doesn't look like the type to stick to one girl for a long time. My statement didn't even faze him and he responded that he doesn't do relationships because he gets bored easily.

He always tells me how he'll like to have sex with me and the things he'll do to me. He doesn't even seem bothered that I have a boyfriend and never brings it up. He has invited me over to his place once and I declined because I don't know if I'll be able to control myself being alone in his apartment and I don't want to cheat on my boyfriend.

The problem is sometimes this guy just ghosts me for days and sometimes he doesn't even reply my texts, then out of nowhere he'll return and act all flirty and touchy. Our friendship is affecting my relationship with my boyfriend. I'm becoming more attracted to this new guy and I'm not comfortable.

I'm thinking of blocking his number and ceasing communication with him. Is this the right step to take? I'm confused and I don't know what to do.

Imoh555:
Good radiance

The young ones should be tamed else they will grow up to be worst than our politicians

Trinity101:
That's because you're using a phone, use a computer you'll be able to download and print it.

budaatum:

I hope you're wrong!

All those apples are wasted. None of them would get to market because they would be damaged when they fell. The poor farmer would lament the loss of his crop because he would earn zero euros from his orchard this season. If he's living on a loan, he'd accrue extra interest because he would not be paying it back from this crop and his livelihood would take a significant hit.

If this is God being wonderful, this farmer would be praying that in future, God goes and does it's business elsewhere please, and bloody leave his apple orchard alone!

DIKEnaWAR:
This one is spiritually challenged by his village people. Sacrifice him to the god of stagnancy so that Nigeria can move forward biko.

ReinaFarine:
Two completely different scenarios.

If Leah was asked to cover her hair in front of the terrorist because it is against their rules for a woman's hair to be uncovered, it differentiate from saying change your religion and denounce your faith. She can cover her hair even with the hijab and remain a christian. But she can't deny her God when itbi tough and claim Christianity.

On the other hand, if Firdausi had respectfully covered her hair with the wig and design one in a way all of her hair will be covered and respected her religion, then this will be a non issue.

Two,

Leah didn't intentionally visit the boko haram's den. If she went there of her own volition to greet someone there or do some business transaction with them, she MUST respect their wishes. They have laws guiding communication and if they say they won't talk to a matured unmarried lady with uncovered hair, that is their decision that she must respect if she wants to talk to them. But they kidnapped her, and her forcing her to remain there without respecting her wish.

Firdausi chose to study law. She accepted to live by the laws of NBA knowing that they choose the dress regulations for the call to bar ceremony. If she can no longer abide by the laws, the document she signed said she would forfeit being a lawyer. She signed this document without coercion or threat.

If I refuse to accept that I'm a Muslim and believe in Allah and other professions, I'm am not allowed to comment on certain threads on Nairaland. If I don't want to make such because I feel I am denying my God by saying that, I don't commentbon such threads. I was not start suing Seun and threatening riots. I can go to other forums and say whatever I want to say and tag whoever I want yo read it.

The best I can do is try to reason with him to at least make similar concessions for my religion.

No judge will make Seun pay for damages for whatever rule(s) he made on his thread. I read and accepted by them if I want to be a nairalander.

IamZod:

Same meh. Cannabis

IamZod:

LOL @ eating 5 times a day.

Well for me, I do take it occasionally though.
I try to be careful now. I could spend hours on one stick, drawing it slowly.

yorex2011:
Undie?

AustineE1:

....You cannot discuss the Nigerian civil war without mentioning col. Achuzia,he was a war dog,brave in every sense of the word,the mention of his name bring fear and tremble in the enemies camp,he is a heros hero,a warriors warrior,the peoples soldier,in the military circle,he is known as Air raid,he was one of the 'mighty men of valor' during the civil war.
Though the afterlife is a place filled with uncertainties,we the living must do the fallen a favour by not forgetting the tales of there exploits. For me,he continues to live.
RIP to a soldiers soldier!