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sparkle.:
LOL.
Too many funny replies. I think women want honesty. Well I want honesty. If u are tired of me, pls tell me and don't leave me to "figure it out" by ur actions. If u do something wrong, say u are sorry. If I do something wrong and I don't realise, tell me. If u are broke, don't go borrowing from friends, tell me and we'll work something out. I want to give u my all, knowing u are giving me yours too.

This is the best and reasonable post ever. I am a guy and I do no support guys talking about sex, sex and sex, it is not all women that sex, I am a married man and my wife shows more love,commitment,care and patience with me. When I am wrong I apologise and she does same. It depends on what you and ur partner want in the relationship and guys if u start with sex, believe me it is sex that would destroy such relationship unless no string attach

When a topic like this is posted, I  love asking the poster the % of the ascertion. This issue is base on individuals understanding of what fashion is all about.

Maxi-Max:
Poster: What should I do

Maximax: Tell her that you want to get married to her, then you will know wether she's the serious type.
If she says not now, you know i am in school!
Tell her you would like to meet her parents.
Then if she still insists on not condescending then be prepared to look elsewhere

Maxi-maxi, u r very right and this wud sure bring up the truth,thank u for this insight.

Builder:
@ poster,

i wish i had know u before now, maybe u can help me pay for my house or even sponsor family thru school.
 
Omo i beg fashi the babe or else she go chop u like ofio

Hello Poster,

Please dont let the comments of some selfish members here to derail u helping this poor gal if indeed she is in school. God might have used u as her helper and in a way He(God) is blessing u so very much. Dont look at 2 years remaining,continue to do ur best and God in heaven would never disappoint u and let me tell u something, u r not a mugu or mumu.
I wonder when Nigerians have thrown their heart of helping others to the wind and MUST u sleep with a gal before u stop being a MUGU or MUMU, please let us change and be our brothers keeper.

God bless u real good.Amen

PIDGIN A term used in both a general and a technical sense for a CONTACT LANGUAGE which draws on elements from two or more languages: pidgin Portuguese; a Spanish pidgin.
The general sense

As generally understood, a pidgin is a hybrid ‘makeshift language’ used by and among traders, on plantations (especially with and among slaves of various backgrounds), and between Europeans and the indigenous peoples of Asia, Africa, and the Americas, especially during the heyday of European expansion (17–20c). Because the word has often been used and discussed pejoratively, it carries such connotations as ‘childish’, ‘corrupt’, ‘lazy’, ‘inferior’, ‘oversimplified’, and ‘simple-minded’. Etymologically, there appears to have been only one pidgin: Pidgin English, also known as Business English, Pidgin-English, pidgin-English, Pigeon English, Pigeon-English, bigeon, pidgeon, pidjin, pidjun. This was a TRADE JARGON used from the 17c onward between the British and Chinese in such ports as Canton. In 1826, B. Hall wrote: ‘I afterwards learned that “pigeon”, in the strange jargon spoken at Canton by way of English, means business’; in 1845, J. R. Peters noted: ‘Pidgeon, is the common Chinese pronunciation of business’ (OED). It should be noted, however, that Chinese (Coastal) Pidgin English or China Coast Pidgin is now a technical term referring to a contact language used between speakers of English and Chinese from the first half of the 18c until the early 1970s.
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O29-PIDGIN.html

velmaN:
Hey NL, I just need Ur opinion on this, I am a nurse based in the US, I studied nursing in d US so never had the

naija nurse experience. One of ma friends called me and said "Nurses are flirts, I know u not though (bet he was

trying to make me feel good)".

So tell me, I know am not, I love what I do and probably wont have it any other way (helping people gives me a satisfaction), but is that Ur opinion of nurses?

I want to ask you a question-Are you a flirt? if you know u r not a flirt leave that statement and concentrate with what u know how to do best. Have fun huh

Mine is a device and it is called blackberry 8310,superb,got all in need

Where is that mouthy Switch47 or whtever he calls himself. Have u seen hw u hv again disgrace urself? Nonsense hiss

Whatever maybe ur name, u r silly and too mouthy, u that Switch47, I hate n Messi more than the devil himself. I have search through the dictionary for an adjective to describe u but found none.

I hate u I hae u I hate u and I wud continue to hating u and if i see u one on one i wud do something to ur system and when people are talking next time you wud learn to kip shut.

Go to hell and burn into ashes even if I lose which I know we would not, I wud support Chelsea for life,dont care now wht others would think about my comment on so called Switch47484950

TO ALL THE BLUE FANS, NEVER YOU EXPECT EVERYBODY TO LOVE CHELSEA AND TO THE HATERS OF CHELSEA WITH THEIR LEAKY,SMELLY MOUTH LIKE SWITCH47,SHAME IS PART OF UR LIFE AND THIS WOULD BE PROVED ON THE FIELD OF PLAY WHERE THE 11 PLAYERS WOULD HIT IT OUT. FOOTBALL IS NOT AND WOULD NOT BE A MATHETMATICAL FORMULAR WHERE 1+1 IS ALWAYS 2.

THE SKY WOULD ALWAYS BE BLUE AND NOTHING WOULD EVER CHANGE THAT,GOD CREATED IT AND NO MORTAL INCLUDING SWITCH47 WOULD CHANGE THIS FACT. LET HIM GO TO HELL AND BURN INTO ASHES,WHO CARES.

WE ARE ROCKING TODAY BUT THEN TRUTH MUST BE TOLD,WE NEED ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION AND WE WOULD MAKE LONDON AND ENGLAND PROUD

@Switch47,MrCrackle and poster:

Why can't we discuss a topic that would benefit majority of readers in this forum,it beats my imagination to see matured people discussing a youngman that is making his cool money per seconds and any issue concerning Mikel is always and believe me it would always take a different shape from his haters.

What is/are the gain(s) of this topic or is it because it concerns how quickly he is making money and playing for chelsea and imagine the statement by Switch47 that he is irresponsible,haba Switch y cant you find something important and neccessary to discuss instead of using nairaland to behave like a toddler.

This is very embarrasing to see us hating Mikel with a passion, a passion that should have been channelled to something better and let me tell you haters of Mikel something,anybody,persons or group of person that would post any issue negatively against him would be a fool,slowpoke,crazy,stupid from the womb and sick in the head and would require a doctor to check out his brain to see if he/she is really in the right frame of mind.

Haba wetin dey happen with Mikel,leave this youngman alone and find something tangible to do.I believe people hating mikel are 419ers,dubious set of human beings I have ever seen on the face of the earth and one day satan go come do church for una head. I rest my case

switch47:
  THANKS!!   GOOD FOR CHELSEA ARSENAL GAVE THEM A CHANCE !! BAD FOR CHELSEA EVERTON WILL DESTROY THEIR CHANCES!!    EVERTON ALL THE WAY!!!!! EVERTON BLUES WILL PREVAIL!! THEY ARE CHELSEAS NEMESIS!!

@Switch47 or whatever is ur name, I mean to call u some names and I apologize to the house because this guy hates Chelsea so much so that he would be saying what should not be said. Switch u r stupid from the womb and sick in the head. This is how not to talk about someone else's team ok,analyse football purely on merit and not because you advertently hate a team.

Disable mine too

U guys think that Siasia or any other coaches does not need more coaching or what, no man is an island,you contributors can even teach a professor one or two things,so dont under-rate anybody

honeric01:
Sauron, I knew it! I knew you were looking for an excuse to start your normal lifestyle. Cussing, insulting and yelling but that won't make me fall for you or join you in your childish behavior. Anyways back to what we are deliberating on. If english teams were banned from european tournament for being a nuisance, how does that concern me? All I care to know is that the english league is as ordinary as any top european leagues so I don't see why others can't play them. When I get on my pc later in the day, I will respond to each of your quote. For now, I've got things to handle.

Look youngman and every other haters of Chelsea,let me warn you,I mean it is a warning. There are teams and there are teams,Chelsea can never and would never be like Lyon,bayern munich or whatever team barca had played or outplayed. Call the english league whatever name you do deem fit whereas your heart is about to jump out of ur heart for fear of Chelsea. Can I remind you of the same battering of Chelsea against Liverpool and lately Arsenal. let us keep our fingers cross. BLUEEEEEEEEEES FOR LIF

You haters of Chelsea what do u hv to  say never you in ur life time under-rate any team.Football is not a mathematical formular that is always constant and history has to be broken for a new one to be set.
The Gonners fans would agree that Chelsea deserve the winning.


Blues for life,it's in the blood

I have always tell my friends and those who care to listen that football is not a mathematical formular that is constant but it is a game played by 11 players on both sides,never you or anybody here unrate any team by saying we are wininng by 1-0,2,3,4,5 zeroes.

You have to fisrt of all identify what u want,Milo is for those that need more milk and chocolatey taste while Bournivita is for those who need less milk. So go for what you want and dont join the queue.

No matter how you look at it, Nigeria would win convincingly like 3:0 not minding if they NFF do away with the dollars. I am not in anyway unrating Mozambique

@pmdaboh

I am really sorry to have called contributors some names but it was anger that caused that however there are Americans and Europeans that are praticing christians.

Like I said a woman or a man is not complete without each other.

I am wondering why human being would take God for a fool for He never knew the purpose of creating Eve for Adam or Adam for Eve. Contributors against the wish of God for human are just being STUPID AND FOOLISH. No wonder God regretted ever creating man for we now know more than Him, continue to argue with your reprobate minds that a woman is complete without a man and vice versa and see the resultant effect.

Africans are copying nonsense life and character from the Americans and Europeans,single parenthood,sexmate(no string attach) to that relationship,lesbianism and gay,instead of imbibing his instructions in the Bible. Continue to accuse because of ur career or money.

I rest my case

The way matured people would come here to fight amazes me,make ur contribution(s) and leave any ranting or rantings.

A man beating a woman depends on many factors which I would not be able to explain all here;for example, every man has an ordained woman from God for him and if he dares marry another contrary to the one from God, you would be in hell on earth. You cannot and would not enjoy peace,happiness and the other goodies from the marriage.

Any man or woman who is ripe for marriage should go on his/her knees to pray, for God is the one who brought about marriage institution. That is why in the Bible, it states His facts and admonition with "if"(conditional). if you do this, I would do this for you. if you want battering try marry someone else's husband or wife.

The other condition that may warrant a STUPID man to beat his wife is the AFRICAN thing( curses,juju etc) that would unleash on the supposedly man to forget his wife, no matter the level of provocation; a man should not lift his hand to hit his wife let alone during pregnancy(such a man should be buried alive)

My submission however is that, let the women always, I say always depend on God for her partner,don't follow or marry a man simply because he is rich,handsome,angelic or whatever adjectives you would use in qualifying him. As early as 15 years, go on your knees and pray(fasting) for your God sent future partner and don't ever listen to a man telling you all the sweet nonsense just to get.

I am a married man and I love my wife so much and would never beat her,not by my power or might but by my God who directs me.

My fellow nairalanders, a woman cannot never be complete without a man and vice versa(see Gen. 2 vs 18). This cannot be changed, you can't bribe God.He is not a Nigerian

@ammamat

This is the real problem with africans, we wont see a good thing to copy from the Americans or europeans but only the bad things. Even if Oprah Winfred is not married,that does not mean that she is right,can she stay a day without a man(find out and let me know)  or the other Pastor you did mention.

Let us copy what is right and dont use them again as a perfect example.

Women know that without a man they are complete, let us leave what my friends or family would say especially when lesbianism on the rise and the manufacturer of dildos are not also hleping matters.

Let us obey the word of God which is true and would last everlasting,if you do outside His word, you bound to loose your peace. Try it and give me a feedback

A man is incomplete without a woman and a woman is not complete without a man, that is why you would see a man having sleeping mates with any string attached to his heart and so also with the women having several sex partners just to satisfy their sexual needs.

A lesbian or lesbians does not and would not gain anything from such relationship, it is  just the cycle of friends that forces them to do what they never thought they could do,same with the gays.

I rest my case by saying that,we should obey the word of God.

There are stupid and inconsequential topics brought to this forum which are not suppose to be responded,imagine this one concerning Pastors or any human. What gives you right to judge? Woe betide anyone that judges for he or she shall be judge. Remember Bible says"touch not my anointed and sdo my prophet no harm" Many of us would jump into stuffs that should not be jumped at,may God in his infinite mercies forgive all of us. Amen

Anybody that needs this manual should send a mail to me and I would give it to you free of charge-prince75thompson@yahoo.com. let us help our brothers and sisters and not charging for stuffs that suppose to be given out free.

Thank you,

@lynxmoon

This is our strategy and that within an hour you would be able to accomplish so much with the N250.00 or the N150.00 for thirty minutes. However we would send updates on the hotspot to the management and their decision would be final ok.

@lynxnoon

Do you need a compromise on speed so that we could reduce the monthly recurring? I would be waiting for your response

[s]can u imagine,

i use swift at work, they have been messing up big time in the last two weeks, its been really terrible, so terrible we v been considerin an offshore IP(does anyone have information on dat pls).

and the worst part is that, the telephone numbers on their letterhead has never gone thru so we cant reach them[/s]

Hello sir,

You can reach the customer care with the following numbers:

01-8774241,0-8737393,08085243136,07062113077,07055093230.

Thank you,

I must first of all appreciate the landers that posted this topic, well I apologize to those of us who did complain of swift services but the fact remains that in trying to upgrade out services,things may not work out for some clients but it really would improve.

I use this opportunity to assure our client that the speed would improve and you would notice it in no time meanwhile the hotspot is not just speed but a super speed browsing,I encourage everybody with wifi enabled gadget to try it

I would drop my official email address for you guys to contact me if you have issues with your browsing- tufot@swiftng.com.

Thank you for the opportunity to serve,I remain loyal to our client.