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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Comic Photos by Elbreezy(m): 2:48pm On Sep 05, 2016
Rednaxelot:
How are you so sure she is lying?

32 may be her football age naw!
lol
Literature › Re: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Elbreezy(m): 2:08pm On Aug 31, 2016
Nice story ma...really love it
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Literature › Re: When Tears Brings Yes ( A Short Story) by Elbreezy(m): 12:02pm On Aug 06, 2016
This is the first time am opening a story on nairaland...and wow am so impressed...am waiting for the rest of the story o...make it fast ma
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Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Elbreezy(m): 12:11pm On Aug 03, 2016
I vote

CUTEZT

CC:NLjega
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by Elbreezy(m): 10:59am On Aug 03, 2016
manutdrichie:
I said point out what is wrong with the statement, u don high?
like they are not paying them well.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by Elbreezy(m): 10:06pm On Aug 02, 2016
manutdrichie:
"Don’t marry a girl who is lazy! Don’t marry a girl who cannot cook, she needs to know how to do chores and cook because you cannot afford to be eating out all the time.”

Now epp me point out what is wrong with this statement?
because you cannot afford to be eating out all the time.”
Celebrities › Re: Generousity Or What? Adekunle Gold Gives Fan 10k To Buy His Album by Elbreezy(m): 12:57am On Aug 02, 2016
And the girl will be like....let me quickly reach market,buy album for dis kin economy
Celebrities › Re: See What Nicki Minaj Was Got Doing On Mirror by Elbreezy(m): 1:21pm On Aug 01, 2016
youngest85:
see grammar!
lol
Crime › Re: Again, Nigerians Killed In South Africa by Elbreezy(m): 1:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
This south africans again
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Celebrity Crush ? ' Yemi Alade ' Is Mine by Elbreezy(m): 6:47pm On Jul 29, 2016
Beverly naya abd biodun okeowo(omobutty)
Investment › Re: Learn How To Make About #600000 Per Month by Elbreezy(m): 12:44am On Jul 29, 2016
Abeyol629@gmail.com
Phones › Re: What Song Is Your Current Incoming Call Notification Alert Tone? by Elbreezy(m): 11:03pm On Jul 23, 2016
twista ft f aith evans-hope
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Provocative In Denim Shorts by Elbreezy(m): 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2016
See as the leg just black...o ga o
Jokes Etc › Re: Memory Lane: If You Didn't Do This, Please Don't Claim Street by Elbreezy(m): 8:21pm On Jul 22, 2016
Lol
Family › Re: My Husband Has Refused To Get Cure For Low-sperm Count - Advice Needed by Elbreezy(m): 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2016
Any man that is capable of beating his wife,can one day kill her....you better run for your dear life before somrthing else happene...an advice though
Crime › Re: Civil Servant Commits Suicide In Abia Over Unpaid Salaries by Elbreezy(m): 12:03am On May 11, 2016
lilzcee:
Baba for the girls grin
afonu oshi
Family › Re: Husband To Divorce Wife For Addiction To Telemundo, Zeeworld by Elbreezy(m): 11:48pm On May 05, 2016
donbenedict:
These are the type of wives dat deserve serious beating
buh,real men don't beat women sha...na woman she be no be ur punching bag...
Romance › Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Elbreezy(m):
ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom huh And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself grin

The next thing I did was to lock the doorgrin
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him lipsrsealed
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Girl For Serious Relationship by Elbreezy(m): 12:30pm On Apr 16, 2016
U cun dey anounce lyk sey na car u wan buy.... huh
Celebrities › Re: Four Nigerian Singers Who Can't Sing by Elbreezy(m): 1:26pm On Apr 13, 2016
The omission ketchup and lynx from the list makes it wack....atleast put dprince and vic o...and that fake ass nigga that calls himself ice prince...
Celebrities › Re: Four Nigerian Singers Who Can't Sing by Elbreezy(m): 1:25pm On Apr 13, 2016
The omission ketchup and lynx from the list makes it wack....atleart put dprince and vic o...and that fake ass nigga that calls himself ice prince...
Music/Radio › Re: Between Tekno's Wash And Kiss Daniel's Good Time Video by Elbreezy(m): 9:52am On Mar 28, 2016
Althoug i don't like any of the two,buh i will still prefer good time....
Celebrities › Re: Psquare Arrives Rotterdam In Styles by Elbreezy(m): 10:19am On Mar 25, 2016
I can only see peter,where is paul...
Celebrities › Re: Olamide With His Son Maximilliano In A Selfie by Elbreezy(m): 2:30pm On Feb 28, 2016
DankemzI:
Cute Son
Abeg Maximilliano na Yoruba name huh
jamb question...
Family › Re: Can I Get Married With This Income In Abeokuta, Ogun State? by Elbreezy(m): 4:07pm On Feb 25, 2016
viickerz:
if ur wife has a job.. you can marry. but no kids yet
may the almighty God bless you for constructing that sentence.
Celebrities › Re: 4 Stunning Pictures Of Omotola Ekeinde And Her Daughter Meraiah Ekeinde by Elbreezy(m): 9:42pm On Feb 07, 2016
In murphy afolabi's voice "bullsit"...where are the pictures...
Family › Re: Men And Their Cheating Ways. by Elbreezy(m): 12:00am On Feb 07, 2016
vfactor:
Ok. Seen!
must you comment
Autos › Re: SOLD!!! Clean 2007 Honda Accord @ 800,000.00 (Price Reduced) by Elbreezy(m): 9:45pm On Feb 06, 2016
Can this baby fly for 800k
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of 68yr Old Woman Who Completed The Lagos 42km Marathon Race Today by Elbreezy(m): 9:22pm On Feb 06, 2016
This is really amazing.....some 25yrs old ladies can't even make the attempt of starting the race not to talk of finishing the race....nigerian ladies been tired since 1901.... tongue
Romance › Re: I Can't Ask A Girl Out Because Of My Brown Teeth by Elbreezy(m): 8:58pm On Feb 06, 2016
iluvkpetus:
This has been giving me psychological trauma since my sec school days as i find it so difficult to engage in a normal conversation with a girl, I onced asked my mum the reason why my teeth is brown and she told me it was as a result of the highly concentrated herbs and an antibiotics which contains tetracycline i used when i was very ill at infantry. Now there is this girl i am in love with,whenever we see I always find it so difficult to smile talkless of grinning cox that would expose my brown 32.I really love her but this my teeth is killing me.
chill out bro,there are so many guys out there with more than brown teeth and yet they are in even more than one relationship......so u gat pick yourself up and work up straight to that gal....simple.

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