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PropertiesRe: House Currently Burning In Elere, Agege (Photos) by Elchappo: 3:33pm On May 11, 2016
OP, is it a house currently burning OR a house wey don burn finishhuh

Nwanne, I can only see a burnt house.
CrimeRe: Driver Kidnaps Employer’s Son In Port Harcourt, Demands N20m Ransom by Elchappo: 3:32pm On May 11, 2016
guywitzerogal:
Moral lesson pls
Apply anointing oil when gonking to find out if ur gal friend is cheating on u..
CrimeRe: Driver Kidnaps Employer’s Son In Port Harcourt, Demands N20m Ransom by Elchappo: 3:25pm On May 11, 2016
So in essence, ur anointing oil is a detective or a device used to break criminalhuh

Madam Uwa Mmebi, just thank God the kidnappers were learners..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Paints His Leg To Beg In Lagos (photo) by Elchappo: 3:20pm On May 11, 2016
Buhari is working..

If u doubt, go nd nwu!!!
PoliticsRe: We’re Not Granting Amnesty To Boko Haram Members – DHQ by Elchappo: 3:12pm On May 11, 2016
Can some one educate me with the difference btw Forgiving a criminal/terrorist, aiding him to live a normal life nd Amnestyhuh

This govt is truly confused, amnesty is not just paying salary to terrorist.
PoliticsRe: Youths Set Ablaze Senator, Reps Residences Over Unfulfilled Campaign Promises by Elchappo: 3:10pm On May 11, 2016
Good..
If we can start this way, our elected leaders will tow the the path of fulfilling their campaign promises...
CrimeRe: Polytechnic Students Kill Student In Bauchi For Stealing (Photo) by Elchappo: 12:58pm On May 11, 2016
Thief nah Thief.
Therefore, any u kill brings us closer to a crime free Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Fulanis Not Responsible For Herdsmen Attacks But Boko Haram - Lokpobiri by Elchappo: 11:32am On May 11, 2016
The devil is an apprentice to FG in matters of LIE....
FamilyRe: Photos Of An Identical Mother & Daughter by Elchappo: 11:11am On May 11, 2016
The mum is even fresher than the daughter..

Am sure she gave birth to her at age 12...
HealthRe: Friends Forcefully Bath Man In Public For Refusing To Bath For Years (Video) by Elchappo: 11:08am On May 11, 2016
See Risk oooo..

If that man had an agreement with Amadioha, by now we for hear say "Scores dies from Electric shock while bathing their friend"...
HealthRe: Friends Forcefully Bath Man In Public For Refusing To Bath For Years (Video) by Elchappo: 11:07am On May 11, 2016
Hahahahahah..

Confirm Nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi..
EducationRe: Primary 1 To S.S.3- Did You Recieve Up To 400 Strokes Of Cane? by Elchappo: 8:50am On May 11, 2016
From my teachers, NO!! But from my Dadhuh YES!!!!!

E even reach 5k..
EducationRe: Shooting At Igbokuta Model College In Ikorodu by Elchappo: 9:57pm On May 10, 2016
Ritchiee:
Coward...are you still in Enugu IDP camp?
Synonyms of Coward is Yoloba..
TravelRe: Trailer Kills Osun Polytechnic Student (Photos) by Elchappo: 3:38pm On May 10, 2016
Harmony92:
. I guess electricity bill.
Was the gal owing electric billhuh
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Elchappo: 3:34pm On May 10, 2016
Canme4u:
You can continue to wallow in your misrable life I'm not gonna dignify u with any responds anymore.

omo iran ki'ran
Hahahahha...

Ur family must ve lived miserable before the introduction of Masquerade Dressers else where would u ve learnt that word.

Onu ka Osu
TravelRe: EKSU Students At OUIDAH, Python Temple Benin Republic (Photos) by Elchappo: 3:26pm On May 10, 2016
This one wey una don make Lalasticlala know about this temple, hope they won't wake up one day to discover that not even the python sh1t is left out..
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Elchappo: 3:25pm On May 10, 2016
Canme4u:
Just as u sounds like bloo,dy as,s licker.

omo iran ki'ran
Then get me ur sisters axx plsssss..

Otu Mbe.
TravelRe: Trailer Kills Osun Polytechnic Student (Photos) by Elchappo: 3:20pm On May 10, 2016
RIP young lady..


@the last pix, is that a notice board abi dead people scroll..
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Elchappo: 3:19pm On May 10, 2016
Canme4u:
Omo ale jatijati, is your name in anyway sounds like FFK or u are part of our yam eaters?

ba oriburuku e bosi egbe kan, omo iran ki'ran.
U re barking like Nkita Ara..

Ezi, go nd baff..

Awo mbala..
NYSCRe: Rivers Corpers At Benevolent Care Orphanage Today (photo) by Elchappo: 3:17pm On May 10, 2016
Hmm...

See fine fine pikin..

Their parents must be Ndi Uwa Mmebi to ve abandoned them..
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Elchappo: 3:13pm On May 10, 2016
olapluto:
PDP is very lucrative.
Balance in account December 2014: 190,000

Balance as at March 2015: 840 million.

Nigerians don suffer. And FFK has the guts to address Nigerians on twitter and facebook?
Did u use BODMAS to get that balancehuh

Ovuru Eke.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Elchappo: 3:11pm On May 10, 2016
Canme4u:
FFK is a shameless dog who barks at will, chain him down " EFCC treatment" and he would be calmed and reserved like graveyard.
OBJ~1945
grin grin grin
Sure, u re the bone he barks at..

Okpukpu Agidi..
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Elchappo: 3:06pm On May 10, 2016
Kayode sir,n nobody can battle with the lord.
Ask Lucifer if u re in doubt..
EducationRe: Shooting At Igbokuta Model College In Ikorodu by Elchappo: 3:03pm On May 10, 2016
Hope say nah Fulani saints oo, at least my yellow bar people will also reap from the abundance of their Masters.

Avengers ko Men in Black nii...
HealthRe: Help, A Scorpion Stung My Mum. by Elchappo: 1:46pm On May 10, 2016
RalphTheToner:
Who Wants To Buy Foreign Dogs? Reply Me If Interested.
Re they cross bred with scorpionshuh
CrimeRe: Woman Steals A Customer's Bag In Lekki Shop (pictured) by Elchappo: 9:08pm On May 09, 2016
Devil self go dey use that line "It's the work of the devil"
Even devil dey find the Devil people tend to blame alwayz..
PoliticsRe: Judge Sees Shadows, Adjourns Metuh's Case by Elchappo: 7:27pm On May 09, 2016
Next he will start seeing re masquerades.

Nigeria nd it's End Time occurrence...

Uwa emebigo kpatakpata..
PoliticsRe: Car Of Spouses Of Ogun Government Functionaries Association by Elchappo: 7:09pm On May 09, 2016
You ve seen nothing until u see "Osun Masquerade Dressers wives association"
Science/TechnologyRe: Snake Killed In A Poultry Farm In Owerri Today! by Elchappo: 4:52pm On May 09, 2016
This kind snake wey long like Lalasticlala dickachukwu....

Sure this snake is called kobi Byrant in their kingdom.
RomanceRe: Meet Chubbyt; One Of Miss Nairaland Contestants. (pics) by Elchappo: 10:14pm On May 08, 2016
DeeTus:
My family? Haha. First, go ask Monalisa, the popular actress how my brother messed her up in the courtroom.

Till then, bye bye!
Till u price then...
RomanceRe: Meet Chubbyt; One Of Miss Nairaland Contestants. (pics) by Elchappo: 6:24pm On May 08, 2016
DeeTus:
Continue to make fool of yourself. If I wink at you, you will run.
See this odondo threatening his father, guy ur family as a whole will cease to exist if u did agree we make this beef a reality..

DeeTus:
You deserve a wedgie in the as.s!
Clapping for you..

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