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PoliticsRe: The Ogboni Assembly by Elchappo: 2:40pm On May 06, 2016
So in essence, you re selling Ogboni to ushuh

Nwanne, u need Jesus Christ..
RomanceRe: Why Are Pregnant Women Unattractive? by Elchappo: 2:32pm On May 06, 2016
Most who looks less attractive when pregnant re the Lazy ass Wives, the wrapper tying Mofos nd the unkempt hair biatch..
RomanceRe: I Am The Cutest Girl On Nairaland! by Elchappo: 2:22pm On May 06, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
Thumbs up for that bro.

Can I bring you in? I mean our campaign team for refiner. hmm
Woman wrapper, I use to think this ur refiner has Ukwu nwere Nti but see as she be like spaghetti..
RomanceRe: I Am The Cutest Girl On Nairaland! by Elchappo: 2:20pm On May 06, 2016
Optimisticgondy:
I earlier made a comment she's not the cutest but she's manageable. If she's really my babe, you have any justification to conclude that I lack taste or being a ugly guy; have you forgotten the saying, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder? You babe, who you consider cutest may be the ugliest to me; one man's food is another man's poison. That's it!
Well, u re right but that Smeagol is fugly...
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Dumps Ayiri Emami by Elchappo: 2:18pm On May 06, 2016
erayo2GCA:
lol why you dey call our man fashek smeagol
Buh baba, hope u heard him sing at AY Live 2016 showhuh
Then do the comparison urself..
CrimeRe: Man Dumps Human Head On The Road In Lagos (Pic) by Elchappo:
Endtime Ediot
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Dumps Ayiri Emami by Elchappo: 12:36pm On May 06, 2016
That means his brain was not rehabilitated..

jared007:
Ayiri was investing in Majek Fashek in order to make money through him i suspect. Both men are greedy.
Which sane person will invest musically on Majek fashek of today, that dude sings like smeagol..
RomanceRe: I Am The Cutest Girl On Nairaland! by Elchappo: 12:34pm On May 06, 2016
Optimisticgondy:
You're wicked o, Oga..why make such odd statement to my babe, DoraCuzz?
Oga I hate ass lickers that make these galz start feeling important when they ain't sh1t..

If u say she is ur babe, good for you but u lack taste or u re "flamingly" ugly to ve gone for such..
TravelRe: Lagos-bound Plane Makes Air Return After Fire Alarm In Port Harcourt by Elchappo: 4:35pm On Mar 13, 2016
Hmm
CelebritiesRe: YBNL Water Tanker Spotted In Lagos by Elchappo: 4:30pm On Mar 13, 2016
YBNL - Yoruba Boiz Nah Lagos..
CelebritiesRe: D’banj Sacks Producer Deevee by Elchappo: 4:28pm On Mar 13, 2016
story of Mikel requesting the sack of Morinho..
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Date A Guy Shorter Than You by Elchappo: 4:21pm On Mar 13, 2016
If my friend Kachi can get married to someone taller with a great margin then never underestimate the power of Money..
PoliticsRe: A Call On All Nairalanders To Shun Tribal Bigotism. by Elchappo: 4:13pm On Mar 13, 2016
****


Yes!!!! Call me what u like, Ban me but u can't change my conception about some tribes in Nigeria..

I ve friends from all part of Nigeria but I know those to be kept at Arms level nd those on Breast level...
PoliticsRe: A Call On All Nairalanders To Shun Tribal Bigotism. by Elchappo: 4:06pm On Mar 13, 2016
OP, tell those stories to ur kid..

Are we onehuh Yet my brothers were killed for protesting in what they believe in..

Are we onehuh The fulanis go on killing spree of innocent communities nd the only thing the FG will do is to Import grasses for these fulanis...

If u re here to advertise Unilag, good, we know it's a good skool..

But telling us that the tribes in Nigeria should be one, Nwanne otuto tuo gi nah Ike....
PoliticsRe: FG Will Stabilise Price Of Rice By April-Ogbeh by Elchappo: 3:59pm On Mar 13, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahha...

This country no go kill person with promises..

Plssss.. if u can read, my advise to you all is to go nd buy bags of rice now we re in March because by April rice will be scarce that a bag will sell for 38k..

APC don't joke with their promises cous it's always a warning of pending suffering...
CelebritiesRe: 2face Sits On A Shoe Couch Says U Dnt Knw Me Or My Story Until U Step In My Shoe by Elchappo: 3:52pm On Mar 13, 2016
2Baba I need step into that ur shoe cous I don't want to be a Fucker with kids from different Mum..
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji To Give BlessingNick Nicholas N500k If Anyone Can Find Her by Elchappo:
Can someone help me inform Linda that I carry kponkpon too instead of sleeping with Nairaland galz for money..
PoliticsRe: CBN Suspends Deputy Governor, Directors For Fraud by Elchappo: 9:11am On Mar 13, 2016
Dexema:
bros don't be surprised, even the thunder in Nigeria is corrupt, it probably also supports one of the main political parties we have. grin
Hahahahahahaha...
U can't be far from the truth ooo...
PoliticsRe: Photos From The "Peaceful" Akwa Ibom Rerun Elections by Elchappo: 7:30am On Mar 13, 2016
Why won't it be peaceful when APC touts are already aware they won't get 10% of the total vote..
PoliticsRe: CBN Suspends Deputy Governor, Directors For Fraud by Elchappo: 7:29am On Mar 13, 2016
This goes a long way to prove that Nigerians re no longer afraid of Buhari Preemptive corruption threats..

I just wish nigeria can sign a Pact with thunder, so that any man who thinks he could steal from us would be struck down..

Uwa Mmebi pact, if u choose to call it..
PoliticsRe: Corruption: BUHARI gives EFCC Go Ahead to Probe JONATHAN by Elchappo: 7:19am On Mar 13, 2016
You never probe GEJ, Dollar sold for 400 naira.
Sure official dollar rate will be #999 when u start that probe.


Confused president nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi..
CareerRe: Physically-Disabled Man Sells Biscuits In A Wheelchair (Photos) by Elchappo: 6:53am On Mar 13, 2016
Uplifting will be his portion soon..
PoliticsRe: Fg’s N3.1 Trillion Revenue Loss Traced To An Individual by Elchappo: 6:30am On Mar 13, 2016
Nwanne, Nigeria can only be fixed if what happened during Noah can happen again..

As for me, I dey go build canoe..
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Matrix 2006 Model @740k SOLD by Elchappo:
fortunatequeen1:
how can it be auto drive with manual gear? U no dey see car before u say stuffs abt am? Na wa o
Nwanne, do u reason with ur breasthuh

Show me where I said it's Auto drive..

Onye uwa Mmebi.
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Matrix 2006 Model @740k SOLD by Elchappo: 12:25am On Mar 13, 2016
bkay45:
This car is super clean, 4plugs sound engine, good gear,fabric seats ,factory fitted AC Chilling , confirm 2006 Model, Auto drive, buy and drive condition...




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No be only Auto drive nah Otu drive.
FoodRe: 5 Foods That Help You Sleep Better by Elchappo: 10:12pm On Mar 12, 2016
jamex93:
eba!!!



1 bow of eba will do well
Arrow of eba nkohuh

Nwoke onye uwa Mmebi..
FoodRe: 5 Foods That Help You Sleep Better by Elchappo: 10:11pm On Mar 12, 2016
If eba ain't there OP, pls delete this thread..
TravelRe: Victims Of The Lagos-Ibadan Express Fire-Accident Die - Graphic Photos by Elchappo:
sixthsense:
Even if our doctors here are magicians.,they wouldnt have performed any form of magic in this case.,going by the degree of the burnt.

Only a miracle from above would have kept them alive..unfortunately the miracle never came..

RIP....farewell
Broz what re u sayinghuh

I have seen worst burn yet they survived..
If u remember that lady that survived Bellview crash that graduated last year in London, u will know this guyz re supposed to live if they had wealthy family to fly them abroad immediately..
TravelRe: Victims Of The Lagos-Ibadan Express Fire-Accident Die - Graphic Photos by Elchappo: 8:59pm On Mar 12, 2016
No wonder the rich travels out for medical check up..

Nigerian Hospital is just nothing but Mortuary in disguise..
Foreign AffairsRe: President Mugabe Is Missing !! by Elchappo: 8:55pm On Mar 12, 2016
NaijaTalkTown:
You are not his fans? Na wa o.
He is not wrong..

He could actually be one of His Hand fan or standing Fan..
Foreign AffairsRe: President Mugabe Is Missing !! by Elchappo: 8:47pm On Mar 12, 2016
He should possibly be in a Casket in one of his shrines, he has gone to purchase some more years...

Mugabe will rule till his 100 year...


Signed;

Prophet Uwa Mmebi

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