visiondee:
When are Africans leaving this bondage? They turned us to elephants in circus, break the spirit, put us in mental shackle so we can entertain them with what they made us believed we are (daft, fool, stupid, coward etc). Are we truly all these? No, African continent was once the greatest in the world, civilisation, science, even the believe of God started in Africa. See the history of Egypt, there are once of pure black colour, but they once want to take it away from the greatest continent which the world evolves round, passed it down to other next generations that we are nothing but slaves to the world, a coward. No we are not, we are movers and shakers of the world. Africans! Let's stand up and claim our rightful place not just with violence but with love and dogged determination. Nelson Mandela did it and succeeded

I hope this is real because otherwise is reality. This is what I know: until our leaders get it right, Nigeria will be behind. What is d use of a body with bad head; until the bad head is treated and become sound, the body, though good is useless.

kinggogo:
I really dnt knw why pipu luv dis creepy creature called dog

They scare me 2 death, cn neva b around dem. Cum talkless of to dey cuddle n kiss

do u know that many dogs are better than human. They truly love u and do not fake their love for you to the point of death. They are true friend who stick to u when rosy and otherwise. Awon eniyan, afoju feni, mafi okan feni. Aja afoju feni, afokan feni.

How can a sitting President of this Republic give out his daughter as a fourth wife to one konji man. This is simply unbearable for me. I don't understand this and I can never understand it. This is not real, not d real desire of the new bride. This is pure pretence. Occassion when it is confirm that certain actions are incorrect in religion, but all you can do is just to smile sheepishly and obey the dictate, even when it is out of ur mind. This is a slap on Nigerian and as far as I'am concern, I don't think anything good will come out of this govt, unless a miracle occur. So, let us pray for a miracle for this country, because only a miracle will bring expected "change".

SamuelAnyawu:
That's why after drinking in a club I always give the key of my car to my Fiancee to drive us home.

RIP

better thank God for answering ur mother's prayer for u and for ur wisdom, because your corpse must have rotten by now and satan dishing out some koboko on u in hell fire.

ezechueze:
OK

I guess the tricycle rider studies english grammar at OAU.

THE BOTTOMLESS PIT

A guy with strange ache in his anus went to the hospital to see a doctor.
Doctor: why is a hole in your anus?
Guy: I was raped by an elephant.
Doctor: even if an elephant rape you, the hole can't just be as big as this hole in ur anus. Everyone knows an elephant have a thin dick.
Guy: hmmm.... hmmm...
Doctor: hmmm what.
Guy: th.. th.. the elephant fingered me first.

Things that happen when a man goes mad. That man is simply insane. He should be jailed forever with hard labour. Why kill the innocent child? Noone has the right to take another's life. Animal in human skin.

BornInApril:
that's just it.

I think true virginity stands for progress. A true virgin is synonymous with progress as long as his brain is intact nd nt insane or limited as a result of disability. Being a virgin means u are nt wasting ur energy nd diverting it to important task nd all round contribution.

I don't think God recomended Rebeka 4 Isaac because she is a virgin. Rebeka was hardworking and she put her energy to good use, unknowingly for her God is watching, knows and even note her. I remember listening to Osteen's messages describing how she fetched water from a well for a camel, hw many gallons do u think will be enough for a thirsty camel and she volunteered to do that for someone she don't even know, she might just be having fun doing that wheras another girl is insult level. David was also a shepherd in the forest.

BornInApril:
Faith in Jesus without holiness is crap.

Either way like someone rightly said it's closeness to God that makes prayers swiftly answered.

You were trying to say virgins can't be pure and that's were I attacked you.

The bible wasn't mistaken when it says without holiness no one will see God.

virgins may be physically pure but does it mean they are spiritually pure? No. For u to be pure spiritually, by word-faith(as revealed by ur work)- submission - holiness. This is applicable to everyone, virgin or nt. Without faith no one will also see God.

BornInApril:
Faith in Jesus without holiness is crap.

Either way like someone rightly said it's closeness to God that makes prayers swiftly answered.

You were trying to say virgins can't be pure and that's were I attacked you.

The bible wasn't mistaken when it says without holiness no one will see God.

note that it is impossible to be holy without faith. Every certified holy person have faith e.g the crucified thief that was save. What gurantees his holyness, the fact that he recognised and believe that Jesus is the Son of God. Faith comes before holyness nt vice versa. There is literally and spiritually nothing like faith in Jesus without holiness. Faith only comes by hearing messages of Jesus. If we are to make the arrangement like 1-2-3, then, word-faith (nd work)-holyness

Gossiplover:


If virgins are not pure, when who is pure?

The ones that have tear tired?
You must be morally and spiritually sick

give me one biblical verse or two that says virgin are pure, when the bible says " for all have sin and fallen short of God's glory" Rm3:16.
I will tell u to go to heaven wit ur virginity now. Even virgins says they are pure, yet their sins is still as red as a scarlet, they stay in corner of their room masturbating, watching porn with their phone, wishing in their mind that he is the bleeping star. Nobody holy pass, no any virgin b4 God, except u are spiritually cleanse via Jesus. We can't deceive him cos he knows our heart unlike we deceive other people doing holy holy.

BornInApril:
Ee do ee
Do you have a relationship with God or you be church goer.
The fact that you are not pure doesn't make other virgins like you.
You even lack biblical understanding.

a faithful christian won't ask this kind of question becos he knows d answer. I lack biblical understanding, yet I give sound biblical knowledge. U need a check up. Faith in Jesus summons the unsummountable not ur virginity. Even pope have faith. If you pray and still intentionally continue to engage in sin, ur prayer might nt be answered.

oxmale:
When it comes to answered prayers it depends on closeness and relationship with God.
That's why you keep on praying for one thing and God has not answered but a pastor will just say it and in less than an hour God has confirmed his word.
It depends on relationships.
God does not answer the prayer of an unholy person, So don't say I need only faith. God will just be looking at you.
Of all sins God hates fornication.
He made it clear that all sins are committed outside the body but he that committed fornication sins against his own body.
People who do this thing spiritually sting. They smell before God.
God will even start seeing you as an unclean thing.

see Pastor. Of all sins, God hate fornication but likes other sins right. Fornicators smell b4 God? how did you know. Pls stop saying wat you know nothing about.

This is d most stupid question of the century. This just confirm that the asker is not a christian or has never been to a church and even while in church, she don't listen to the word. Jesus the way, the truth and life. Fuch d virgin. Was David, Solomon, peter, paul, Kumuyi, baba Adeboye, Oyedepo virgin. Who told you virgins are pure. I'am a virgin (and I'am a murderer cum selfish), does that makes me pure. I'am virgin.

Wat d hell! bullshit! Would have been there, if not for this temporary assignment.
Watch out for mine very soon.

dominicson:



Join Isese L'agba!

our God Jehovah is alive, he is fighting for us and will continue to do same. Better give ur life to christ now, tomm may be too late. Iku lo'n keyin oungbo gbo. Kini yo je erere ti oba jere gbogbo aye yi, ti osi so emi renu. Ranti wipe aye loja, orun nile. Kilode toje wipe a'un gba owo iyebiye lowo ara wa, ki ato ran ira wa lowo pelu agbara, ipo ati oye wa. A'un tan ira waje wipe okan niwa, omo ile kaaro ojire. Sioo, Iwo ti oko, ti oko se ore, seranti wipe elomiran ni olorun yo lo lati se ore eyi ni ofe, ti oun olorun fe se. Iru eni na sini yoo gba iyi re fun ogo olorun ati imuse oro olorun. Olorun ki se eniyan ti yo fi puro, tabi omo eniyan ti yo fi yipada. Otiso, unje ko ni se, otiso oro, se koni muse. Fi igbagbo re le Oluwa eledumare, ki ogba laye, ki ose iyanu layere. Igbagbo lai si ise, oku ni. Ise pelu igbagbo, emi ni. Gba olorun laye ki odari re si ibi ti igbala re wa pelu ise igbagbo re ninu oruko Jesu. Emi, Ara Olodunmare.

We will all die, bt hw we die differs nd pple will remember u for your works, whether gd or evil.

Way back in higher institution, I know a guy, course mate, who impregnated his girlfriend, a 'cele' girl, 3 different times nd aborted all d pregnancy. In his final yr, he told d girl to get d hell out of his fucking life. 4yrs later, d guy is still strugling to pick up d piece of his life. We should just b careful of what u say, do, nd decissions made today. This things have a way of influencing/causing, atleast some wasted yrs in d future if nt d whole future.

rheether:
The girl is wise. Your happiness should be your number one priority. You need money to keep a relationship going and most campus relationship end up at the school gate.

hw do u know? Have u been there?

Angrymode:
RIP to the dead but how did a micro biologist qualify to be a bank loan approval officer 9ja I hail o and I smell illegal connection in his appointment.

That is Nigeria for u. Things are nw upside down bt I don't care as long as it is employment. The picture of dis country even make people to cater for d well being of their generations unborn. D future is so unsure cos of shitty mess of dis country. But instead of turning to d One who have answers nd solutions to d mess, pple are taken d bull by d horn, thinking they will prefer a solution, unfortunately majority are wrong.

I think there is more to dis newspaper story. There are certain fact, not in dis paper page. Who kills himself cos of family name, an adult? Too sad nd thou shall nt judge, all for God. The deceased might actually be guilty of certain things he thought can't be undone, just thinking.

majekdom2:
u no need gym to get 6 packs. Go ajegunle you go see improvised weightlift and other body building gadgets.

u are right. But pple wey dey Ajegunle need am. Ajegunle na slum nd they gym for self defence nd bully, attacking nd striking purpose. Any guy who practically, literally, seriously nd furiously gym for d purpose of getting a girl, 'lasu girls' is either averagely okay or poor nd insane. Wey d time dey to do that for a poor man. Probably a poor boy may have d time to do that. Girls don't need 6 packs, they need a guy, am I wrong?

All I know is that dis girl's life is important than any amount contributed. Her health is first priority asap. God restore nd heal her in Jesus name I pray. Amen!

This should b on d joke section becos dis is a dream never come true. Who does this in real life? Atleast not in Nigeria.

Sharon6:
Six cars, who six packs help. Devote all the time you'll use in the gym to hardwork and pray to baba God to pick up your call.




GIVE YOUR SKIN A TREAT, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

poor man get d time to dey go gym before? Think am my sister. Person wey get d time to dey go gym for dis Nigeria is atleast averagely alright.

BobNeli:
He who has ear, ley him hear. But whomsoever the devil wants to destroy, he first makes deaf

u are very correct: Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. Prov 16:18

ebamma:
Oga Pastor, you for just shut up, make the matter die natural death,
We know even if dem catch you as you dey thief tithe money from tithe box, your gullible followers will still remain loyal to the ministry.

T.B. Joshua, a man that hosts and attends to relevant people from different parts of the world. Who are u? Better keep quiet now!

healthFirst:


E beere lowo awon elewe omo. Inu Okiti Ogan ni won ti man ri Olu Ogan...Ikan ni sugbon isale patapata lo ma n wa, o soro lati ri die.

won niwipe won tun ma'un pe ni itun.

healthFirst:
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ejowo baba healthfirst, ejowo efesi si ibere mi nitori olorun.

elegushichilling:
iba olodunmare, iba eyin agba gba ni ikani yi o. Lai fa oro gun. Eja (dog) ge mi je ni itan osi mi, lati igba ti ositi sele ni oti dabi pe kini kan jamije ni ese ibi ti oti ga mije, lehin ose die, kini na se mi ni owo osi, nigba ti ositun ya, obere sini se mi ni orun osi ati ori osi. Lasiko yi ni mo sare lo si ile iwosan, lehin ojo kejidinlogun (18 days) ti eja ti gemije. Won bere sini funmi ni rabbies vaccine. Ola ni yo pe igba ikeyin ti malogba abere (injection) toku. Sugbon dokita na fiyemi wipe, ohun ko le so boya otipeju. Nkan ti oje iya leni funmi niwipe, gbogbo ara apa osi ni on dunmi (pain) ti owa dabi wipe ori apa otun nikan lo'n sise.

Ejowo se agbo kan wa ti molemu tabi nkan ti molese wa ti olemu ailera yi kuro?

Ni ida keji, won ta ofa mo eniti oje oga mi lenu ise ni ese osi ti ese na siwu buruku lapa isale. Sugbon won gbe orisirisi nkan wa bi mumu ati fifi raa, ti won si tun fi ewe gbo, ositi faa, oti waale bayi. Se ofa yi na le nise pelu emi naa ni? Nibayi kata, era riro apa osi ati ori fifo apa kan lo'n bami ja. Ejowo eyin agba gba kini ero yin?
Lehin ose kan ati die ti eja gemije ni itan osi mi naa ni ese osi oga mi bere sini wu ti osi pariwo ara riro. Kosi enikankan ti otile mo ohun ti mohun la koja bayi ni ilewa. Omode ni mi o, eran mi lowo.

ejowo baba healthfirst, ebami fesi si ibere mi loke yi. Mo ti gba abere rabies na pe, sugbon ojo to ye ki'n gba ti ikeyin ko ni mogba. Oye kin gba ni monday, mo wa gba ni tuesday, oni. Ni gba ti molo ni ala monday, won nipe awon ko ni abere na ni ile, wipe kin pada wa ni aro tuesday.

Ejowo Sir healthfirst, agbo wo ni mo lelo to le mu oro aja yi kuro lara mi patapata.