₦airaland Forum

MichaelSokoto:
How many of ya 9 lives iz left?

derecho:
My broda,The Gospel truth is christians understand what is going on.Let politicians be scheming.
Secondly,never call your President a slowpoke.The bible teaches us to pray for them.

michylabo:
I am saying the truth, that Jesus turned down repeated offers to become King cos his "kingdom is no part of the world". The same world Satan offered him when he asked he bowed down and worship him to get it all.
My dear, it might seem hard to conceive and far fetched, but that is the truth oh......
So if u r rejoicing that ur church pastor has fallen for a bait... SMH

thaoriginator:
Weeee Nooooo Deyyyyyy Vottttte Forrrrr Jonad'aft. Sorry! You can list long achievements of his from here to Toronto, we ain't voting shits! Otuoke 2015 na hin sure pass. *kisses voters card and hides it a drawer*

coded336:
I have a girlfriend whom I unexpectedly fell inlove with her. Unlike my previous relationship I was 100% faithful to her and I mean it. I supported her with all her financial demands and I felt she was really in love with me because of the way she acted. I work on the rig and she is a student of Uniport in her final year, Whenever I was leaving for the rig for 3weeks, I left my car with her. several stories from people who claimed to be her friend told me how she kept gallivanting with my car and sleeping around, but I was not deterred. I even told my parents that I have found someone I was gonna get married to.
To be honest, she started acting funny towards me, not giving me time during the short period when I am around, and always coming up with excuses. Following from a tip off from an anonymous caller, she was in a hotel with her friend and a man she claimed to be her uncle. I got to the hotel (Le' Meridian) in GRA ph, went to the pool side and after having some drinks, I called her to find out her whereabouts, she lied that she was in school, but in less than 30 minutes she was downstairs with her friend (I supposed they just had a party). I confronted her and she lied. I got hold of her bag, and saw K-Y gel and condoms.
I have since walked out of the relationship, but it still hurts me. My phone still has her nude pics she sent to me. I am being tempted to do something nasty cos I am heartbroken.
Please advise

OrlandoOwoh:
I don't see him being the IG during the election in February 2015. As Joseph Mbu was used and dumped so will Abba.

OrlandoOwoh:
Chukwudi44, where are you?

Okestra01:
vanity upon vanity.

holatin:
PEJ - political English journalist
GEJ- greediness embattled Jonathan
TAN- terrorist association of Nigeria
GMB- good management board

ALKARULEZ615:
My EX

babyfun:
abeg,nor FEAR,mention name and shame the saTANist.Dnt be surprised if those irresponsible morons come here and heap blame on APC We need people like this as president, not some attention seeking and confused zoologist....i no mention name oo

babyfun:
We need people like this as president, not some attention seeking and confused zoologist....i no mention name oo

pafra:
Why should I vote GEJ,when I know he doesn't worth it. I am from the south south. Buhari any day b4 one dollar turn five hundred naria,buhari for a corruption free Nigeria

Rounakid:
u are jux beinq troublesome over an issue dat never concern u... I told u i dnt even knw any one by name... Pastor adebayo... Jux received it from a whassap pal... And decided to share it... So i dunno where u are headinq to...

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okiezman: