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CelebritiesRe: More Details Emerge About Busola Dakolo's Complaint Against Pastor Bio Fatoyinbo by Elelfa: 9:36pm On Jul 05, 2019
E don burst!! grin

Dance soapy dem no gree.
CelebritiesRe: Steflon Don Couldn't Take Her Eyes Off Burna Boy At His 28th Birthday Party by Elelfa: 3:35pm On Jul 05, 2019
Burna and his beloved blunt...

Burna gbola don craze Steff grin
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Burna Boy's 28th Birthday. D'banj, Phyno, Korede Bello Spotted by Elelfa: 6:43pm On Jul 04, 2019
Men!!

Mama de mama and also an excellent manager.
Music/RadioRe: Naira Marley’s 'Soapy' Ranked Most Played Song In Nigeria by Elelfa: 5:49pm On Jul 04, 2019
Premiumwriter:
Gather here if you know the song is trash and will not download it
I downloaded it 5times....I jog with each five of them, each representing a day of the week from Monday to Friday.......and I use the "soapy" dance for aerobics afterwards. Since then I've been seeing amazing results on my body.

Hypocrites everywhere!!
CrimeRe: Boy Who Breaks Into Schools In Delta To Burn Books Of Students, Nabbed (Photos) by Elelfa: 5:44pm On Jul 04, 2019
enemyofprogress:
or you go cele church go dey bath for 3 road junctions or rivers
grin
CrimeRe: Boy Who Breaks Into Schools In Delta To Burn Books Of Students, Nabbed (Photos) by Elelfa: 5:19pm On Jul 04, 2019
This is what happens when you go to a native doctor for the fruit of the womb.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Insults Kaffy After She Said His Soapy Dance Is Disgusting (video) by Elelfa: 12:33pm On Jul 04, 2019
Mind your business they won't hear....when they insult you now, you'll start shouting.
Kaffy we dey do raunchy dances whilst showing us a lot of skin...nobody worry her ooo

I can bet with my chilled bottle of '33 that 90% of Marleys critic are wankerss.

You'll see many ladies putting on transparent cloth with no panties and be twerking for us and all this mumu people will turn a blind eye. Make una leave Marley ooooo
Christianity EtcRe: Ex-COZA Staff: I Was Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo (Video) by Elelfa: 12:04pm On Jul 04, 2019
wink2015:
NA WA OH !

Church F . U . C. K. STORY NO GO END TODAY !

When the Christ Embassy own go BLOW OUT

IT WILL PASS THE GBOZA THAT HAPPENED IN COZA !
lol...you never see that video wey baba dey talk say if people dey talk ill about a man of God make you no join them grin maybe baba don dey fear say en own go soon burst grin
Christianity EtcRe: "God Will Give My Husband Grace To Know What To Do" - Pastor Omodele Fatoyinbo by Elelfa: 8:14am On Jul 02, 2019
baby124:
The church of Christ is for WORSHIP and not a money doubling scheme! If you go to God because you want to be rich, then you are not going to God with the right intentions! Not everyone is meant to be rich and not everyone will be rich! God can decide to bless you because he wants to use you and, he wants you to use that wealth to help others! Not to display obscene wealth, steal and lie!
You're right on this one.
We shouldn't go to church because we're poor,sick,need to pass an exam etc. We shouldn't go to church cus of our needs/wants....the only reason why we should go to Church is to meet the Saviour.

Seek God first and watch every of these things added unto you.
RomanceRe: I Wasted 6 Years On This Bastard Only For Me To See His Wedding IV On IG - Lady by Elelfa: 2:01pm On Jul 01, 2019
When Nigerian ladies start getting it that being in a relationship with someone doesn't have anything to do with marriage, only then can they not disturb us on the cyberspace when things like this happen.

I'm not mad at him but you wrote and posted an epistle on the internet.

Mad at his friends..,...wetin consign them with una relationship?? You'd preferred they snitched on their G??, common that would totally be going against the BRO code to please you. Yea,, you can kee your friends that couldn't come and do a proper and legit aproko for you. grin
SportsRe: Real Madrid Prepared To Offer Asensio To Liverpool For Sadio Mane by Elelfa: 9:13am On Jul 01, 2019
If Mane leaves Lfc, Sallah nyash go open.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy With His Father And Mother At The BBNaija 2019 (Photos) by Elelfa: 9:02am On Jul 01, 2019
Abfinest007:
burna always ready to burn always with cigarette
Man no dey smoke cigarette ooo na en igboooo... some LOUD shii
CrimeRe: Women Take Cocaine, Tramadol, Other Hard Drugs Than Men In Rivers – NDLEA by Elelfa: 5:21pm On Jun 30, 2019
onwuakpachris:
I see..didn't even know MJ got withdrawal symptoms too..thought W.S only goes for pills...
And the symptoms is severe if you're a heavy smoker
Nairaland GeneralRe: Wole Soyinka: Pa Ikhide Ikheloa Pays For 2 Seats On A Plane by Elelfa: 4:16pm On Jun 30, 2019
post=79810332:
The foolish and stupid youth in Soyinka's case is nothing but a corrupt youth, full of wailing all his life.
He simply detest the truth.
We know they have no regards for their parents.
They wake them up with kung-fu kicks.
No be today.

The koko be say : The nonentity is just one of the youths of the country supporting thieves and criminals.
We know their ilks!


SAY NO MORE!


This is one of such people.....you deserve an e-slap!
A loud one!
Always wankingggg on my post like a perv...don't worry, you'll soon be impotent.
CrimeRe: Women Take Cocaine, Tramadol, Other Hard Drugs Than Men In Rivers – NDLEA by Elelfa: 4:13pm On Jun 30, 2019
eni4real:
Tramadol??
Nah weed
CrimeRe: Women Take Cocaine, Tramadol, Other Hard Drugs Than Men In Rivers – NDLEA by Elelfa: 4:12pm On Jun 30, 2019
onwuakpachris:
there's always a shortcut to escaping withdrawal symptoms man...for all those going tru DAT of Tramadol(DAT one no b child's play o)...use diazapam aka Valium(3 or 4 5mg pills twice a day) for two weeks...and also shower daily with hot water for 2 weeks or more...u gonna dey alright to always go back 2 ur 1st love T.m nd also break up wit her via dis shortcut...whenever u feel like...cus T.M's bae
Nah....I don't do TM,, just MJ
Nairaland GeneralRe: Wole Soyinka: Pa Ikhide Ikheloa Pays For 2 Seats On A Plane by Elelfa: 4:06pm On Jun 30, 2019
Adults behaving like children upandan.

So because the young man requested that Soyinka vacate his seat, he's now being labeled as an angry youth.

And what has his tattoo got to do with this their rubbish??

Na say my parents teach me make I no dey curse elders, I for curse this one now....rubbish!!
CrimeRe: Women Take Cocaine, Tramadol, Other Hard Drugs Than Men In Rivers – NDLEA by Elelfa: 11:22pm On Jun 26, 2019
Withdrawal Syndrome symptoms no be here shaa...clean, ain't going back to dah shii
CrimeRe: Signs To Watch Out For You To Know If Your Child Has Joined Secret Cult - Police by Elelfa: 1:37pm On Jun 24, 2019
Useless signs and symptoms!!

You never jam secret cultist.
PoliticsRe: Thugs Beat Seidu Oshiomhole, Edo Lawmakers-Elect by Elelfa: 2:50pm On Jun 19, 2019
Naija wahala


Abuja here we come!!!

CelebritiesRe: Davido, Peruzzi Apologizes To Pamilerin For Slapping Him by Elelfa: 8:20pm On Jun 10, 2019
Na so Burna knack mr. 2kay turn turn......even with all the evidence against him, nothing still happen......drive all en belongings join. If you wan rugged , rugged reach end. Which one be to apologise kwanu...mtcheww
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Church Suspends Wedding In Bayelsa As Couple Eats From Same Plate by Elelfa: 11:47am On Jun 10, 2019
Hehehehe....I pray to have a controversial priest try to mess up my wedding,,then I'll show them that I can marry anywhere. Even in a cele church
PoliticsRe: Governor Emeka Ihedioha And His Phones (Photos) by Elelfa: 7:39pm On Jun 06, 2019
Tesclaros:
Its called being humble


please check my thread on my profile. I have DELL XPS 13 for sale. Check my profile for more info
Nah it's called being a tech illiterate

His pub. Secretary has the main gadgets.
CrimeRe: Motorcycle Thief Caught In Eleme, Rivers, Tied, Beaten Black And Blue (Graphics) by Elelfa: 5:45pm On Jun 06, 2019
Akpako

Trailer jam am?
CelebritiesRe: I Believe In Spirituality Over Religion” Falz Denies Being Atheist by Elelfa: 5:43pm On Jun 06, 2019
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Human Mannequin: I Love Fat Cucumbers - Beauty Queen & Model by Elelfa: 9:07am On Jun 06, 2019
IG olosho.... she no dey hide am shaa,,she dey sell nudes and every every
EventsRe: Abuja " Dariya D'sallah" Postponed Few Minutes To Show As Guests Leave In Shame by Elelfa: 6:36am On Jun 06, 2019
crackhouse:
None of the people in that poster is even a Muslim.
Di'ja is
HealthRe: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Elelfa: 7:48pm On Jun 04, 2019
Just 50k??

Nigerians like exploitation eh esp when they see you have less of a choice. They should go and ask their counterparts abroad how much they pay donors.

If it's blood they're talking about, would have been fair......but spermuuuuuu,, mba nu,, littering my seeds all over the world for 50k.

500k would have been a fairer deal.

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