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Health / Re: Woman Climbs Flyover And Plunges To Her Death In Delta by Eleohjo: 8:48pm On Jun 30
Chrisrare:
Why not use a quick and less painful method like sniper. If life is hard, death shouldn't be also hard.

Sniper is not an easy killer, it's an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.

Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.

When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets".

You can see, it's not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

Sniper will make you see your ear without mirror, will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death...

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

# *copied*

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Health / Re: Lady Confronts Man Using Sniper To Preserve Stockfish (Pictures, Video) by Eleohjo: 10:12am On Jun 24
ruggedtimi:
My mother always boil the living daylight out of stock fish before she starts using it for soup.

Consuming food that has been preserved using sniper (an organophosphate pesticide) is highly risky, even if it has been parboiled. Organophosphate pesticides can be toxic and pose significant health risks, including neurological damage, respiratory issues, and other serious conditions. Parboiling may reduce the pesticide levels but is unlikely to eliminate them entirely.

**Key Points to Consider:**

1. **Health Risks**: The potential health risks from consuming food contaminated with sniper far outweigh any benefits from parboiling. Even small amounts of organophosphates can be harmful over time.

2. **Safety Standards**: Food safety standards in many countries strictly regulate the use of pesticides, and using sniper for preserving food typically violates these standards.

3. **Ineffectiveness of Parboiling**: Parboiling is not a reliable method to remove all pesticide residues. Some residues may remain within the food, posing a risk to your health.

**Recommendation**: It is best to avoid consuming food that has been treated or preserved with sniper. If you suspect food has been contaminated with such a pesticide, it should be discarded to avoid any potential health hazards. Prioritize purchasing food from reputable sources that adhere to safe agricultural practices.

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Religion / Re: Adeboye: Woman’s Breast That Was Cut Off Due To Cancer Grew Back 2 Weeks After by Eleohjo: 12:06pm On Jun 19
If we have a record of such miracle, shouldn't it be well documented?? The doctor that did the breast removal, his statement should be taken. The old breast and new breast should be examine. And if confirm to be true, let it be on record worldwide that such a miracle has happened.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Reconciles With His 'Son' Apostle Orokpo Michael by Eleohjo: 10:41am On Jun 16
LoveJesus87:
what kind of post is this?
They didn't fight nw. I feel this is berating to them cos they are bigger than that.


They didn't fight and the Spiritual Son did not attend any of the father's program for a very long time, and both of them has been addressing themselves in their preaching to show that there is a fight. If there is no fight why the reconciliation?

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Food / Re: Doctor Warns Nigerians Against Eating Rotten Tomatoes, Pepper by Eleohjo: 7:20am On Jun 15
Kenneth4u205:
Yes by cooking. What of frying?. The doctor only mentioned washing and cooking. But he cleverly avoided to mention frying


Al

Frying food does not effectively detoxify mycotoxins. Mycotoxins are a group of toxic compounds produced by certain molds found in food, and they are known for their stability under high temperatures. While some mycotoxins might degrade slightly when exposed to heat, many of them, such as aflatoxins, remain largely unaffected by the temperatures typically used in cooking, including frying.

To reduce mycotoxin contamination in food, it's better to focus on proper storage, handling, and sourcing of food products. Methods such as sorting, milling, and proper drying can help minimize mycotoxin presence. However, once mycotoxins are present in food, they are difficult to eliminate completely through cooking or frying.

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Food / Re: Doctor Warns Nigerians Against Eating Rotten Tomatoes, Pepper by Eleohjo: 6:36am On Jun 15
Kenneth4u205:
I don't think any fungi will survive inside frying oil . Just use the tomato to make stew


The mycotoxin the fungi produce cannot be detoxify by cooking.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Pays All Bills At The University Of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital by Eleohjo: 11:21am On Jun 12
blaquebelle:


The same bible also says:

1 Corinthians 13:3
"[3]And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing."

So the real question is, what is Charity?


Charity in this context means love, an God is love. So no matter what you do without having God it doesn't count in eternity. And you can only have God through faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal saviour.
Politics / Re: June 12 Protest: Stop Threatening Harmless Nigerians - Deji Adeyanju Warns DSS by Eleohjo: 11:11am On Jun 12
SoNature:


Nigeria isn't worth dying for.

That's the correct way to say and write it.

You still get power dey correct English for this kind hunger palaver
Travel / Re: Welcoming My Mother To Canada. by Eleohjo: 4:12pm On Jun 05
Father's are not always fit for such visit.

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Politics / Re: ECOMOG Operations In Sierra Leone (Historical Images) by Eleohjo: 1:08pm On May 28
BreconHills:


You don't know know what you are talking about.

Did America destroy the terrorists in Iraq? Has Israel destroyed Hamas? Did Russia not leave Afghanistan in disgrace?

Fighting hit and run terrorists is a far different cry to fighting people who want to hold territory.

The Nigerian armed forces is far more lethal today. You can't even compare the two eras.

But Fulani herdsmen are holding territories in Northern NIGERIA. Haven't you heard that they are now collecting taxes??
Crime / Re: Disability Based Violence: How A DSS Pervert Ran Amok In A Boarding School (pic) by Eleohjo: 12:35pm On May 27
The whole of NIGERIA is a crime scene.

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Politics / Re: DSS Director, Top Security Chiefs Meet With Deposed Emir, Aminu Ado Bayero by Eleohjo: 6:32pm On May 25
Resurgent2016:
What is the purpose of the frsc boss in this meeting?

For road safety purpose
Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by Eleohjo: 10:15pm On May 13
jubrilELsudan:
I NO FIT LAFF

WHEN MAN THINKS HE IS GOD

Thank God the phone you are using was prayed down from heaven by prayer warriors.

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Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by Eleohjo: 10:12pm On May 13
fuckingAyaya:
Na black man una use do first pig to human kidney transplant.


He wasn't Forced. He has undergone two different human kidney transplant which later failed just like this one. There was no other option for him.

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Crime / Re: I Watched In Horror As Our Abductors Shot Eight Captives Dead Inside Oyo Forest by Eleohjo: 1:44pm On May 11
NIGERIA is not supposed to be a single Country. A nation progresses when it constituents has so many things in common. NIGERIA is supposed to be divided into 250 nations.

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Politics / Re: 18 States Attracted No Foreign Investment From 2021 -2023 (see List) by Eleohjo: 7:50pm On May 02
The list is not complete. Where is Kogi state??
Religion / Re: No Prophet Married Only One Wife In The Bible - Olatosho Oshoffa by Eleohjo: 3:23pm On Apr 28
Image123:
Comedians. Apart from New Testament men of God, off the top of my head, i can mention Abraham, Isaac, and Moses. Except they don't qualify as prophets in his view.

Abraham had two wives, Moses had two wives.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Poland "Ready" To Host NATO Nuclear Weapons, President Andrzej Duda Says by Eleohjo: 9:29pm On Apr 22
What the difference in bringing nuclear weapons to Poland, The US and Russia shares border with each other.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Poland "Ready" To Host NATO Nuclear Weapons, President Andrzej Duda Says by Eleohjo: 9:26pm On Apr 22
mysticwarrior:
The Russians don't need to plant nukes in those countries, they have hypersonic nukes capable of traveling 5 and 25 times the speed of sound, the weapons could be lunched from Russian and they US falls within the range of its striking distance.


Russia even shares border with US.

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Crime / Re: Video:How Police Watch As Hoodlums Destroy Properties Millions Of Naira In Gboko by Eleohjo: 8:15pm On Apr 14
TUANKU:

Yahaya Bello came and undid the entire power structure all the Igala former governors before him built cheesy...now they have the power structure even Ibro admitted to this while advising Dino.

Then why have you been crying as if the Igalas have never tasted power before.
Crime / Re: Video:How Police Watch As Hoodlums Destroy Properties Millions Of Naira In Gboko by Eleohjo: 8:14pm On Apr 14
TUANKU:

Yahaya Bello came and undid the entire power structure all the Igala former governors before him built cheesy...now they have the power structure even Ibro admitted to this while advising Dino.


Then why have you been crying as if the Igalas has never tasted power before.
Crime / Re: Video:How Police Watch As Hoodlums Destroy Properties Millions Of Naira In Gboko by Eleohjo: 8:12pm On Apr 14
TUANKU:

Yahaya Bello came and undid the entire power structure all the Igala former governors before him built cheesy...now they have the power structure even Ibro admitted to this while advising Dino.


Then why have you been crying as if the Igalas have never tasted power before.
Crime / Re: Video:How Police Watch As Hoodlums Destroy Properties Millions Of Naira In Gboko by Eleohjo: 6:25pm On Apr 11
TUANKU:

Hey failed blogger AKA Ebira slave. Have you eaten today? grin



Between the Igalas and the Igbirra which tribe has been in the corridor of power for the most time since democracy return to Kogi state??
Travel / Re: CNN Reporter, Larry Madowo, Protests Nigeria’s $215 Single Entry Visa Fee by Eleohjo: 6:19pm On Apr 09
To those Nigerian citizens currently attacking the Nigerian government, and especially our immigration authorities, due to Mr. Larry Madowo's post complaining about his $215 alleged Nigerian visa payment, do note the following:

The Nigerian visa can be obtained at $25 on arrival for Kenyan citizens, of which Mr. Madowo is one. The $170 is for the biometric fee.

Also, Nigeria has reciprocal visa policies with Mr. Madowo's home country, Kenya. I have been to Kenya multiple times. For many years, Nigerian citizens enjoyed visa-free or visa-on-arrival privileges at Kenyan airports. This was recently revoked. And you do not expect Nigeria to be pleased about this, especially as more Nigerians visit Kenya than vice versa. If Mr. Madowo wants to take a dig at African nations frustrating a "borderless Africa", he should look closer to home.

Moreover, Larry Madowo, who is a CNN correspondent, and who should have known that he is very likely to visit Nigeria, which is Africa's biggest economy, more than once a year, should have applied for a multiple-entry Nigerian visa, which is available to him for five years at a more affordable cost of just $100, which is far cheaper than the Kenyan visa for Nigerians for the same period, and which would have eliminated the need for multiple biometric charges. He would have just needed to do ONE biometric payment.

Larry Madowo did not do his homework correctly. It is entirely the responsibility of a traveller to research the immigration requirements of the country he intends to visit. He was negligent in his responsibilities and is trying to blame Nigeria. For a journalist on a platform like CNN, he has demonstrated a surprising ignorance of non-proprietary information, which can be publicly sourced with a cursory Google search.

What he is complaining of is not even unique to Nigeria, as those Nigerians who are supporting him, due to their disappointment at the results of the last elections, seem not to be aware.

For example, whenever a Nigerian or Kenyan reapplies for a British visa, they MUST still pay for their biometrics and take them, even if they just had them recently. It is a standard practice. It is precisely the same process in Nigeria for which Mr. Madowo is complaining about.

Therefore, prudent individuals choose to apply for a long-term multiple visa, of which the British five-year multiple entry visa costs £771, which is almost ten times the cost of a five-year Nigerian visa. That £771 does not include the cost of Biometrics.

And I saw supposedly enlightened Nigerians, like Dr. Victor Oladokun, of the African Development Bank, commenting on Mr. Madowo's post as though Nigeria had erred and was not acting in line with international best practices.

Can Larry Madowo try the stunt he pulled with Nigeria against the United Kingdom or the United States?

I am proud of my country. I salute the reforms in our immigration system. And I, for one, will not sit idly while Mr. Madowo undermines Nigeria for an oversight he is entirely responsible for.

I visited Kenya with twenty of my friends and family for my fifteenth birthday, and I was asked to pay a bribe at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport in the early hours of January 17, 2024. I have documentary and eyewitness evidence and can prove it in court. I am not known as a meticulous record keeper for nothing! However, for the sake of African brotherhood, I kept a lid on this, because "love covers over a multitude of sins."

Mr. Madowo, like a typical African dictator, is only abusing his privileged position in the media industry to bully the Nigerian Immigration Service unnecessarily, and again, I, for one, will not have it!

Reno Omokri

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Travel / Re: Six Die In Ogun Road Crashes by Eleohjo: 3:47pm On Apr 08
Negroid001:
Accidents are bound to happen. It's life.

In NIGERIA only, road accident is not a regular occurrence in saner climes.

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Politics / Re: Greed, Wickedness Greater Sins Than Homosexuality – Sanusi by Eleohjo: 1:36pm On Apr 08
MrPRevailer:

Sin doesn't take people to hell, but rejecting Jesus as their Lord and Savior.

Another great lie that many simple Christians will suffer for.

Popular verse from Jesus
Mark 9:45 "If your eye cause you to sin, cut it off. It's better for your to enter heaven with one eye than that the whole body be cast cast into everlasting fire".

"Whoever call his brother a fool will be in danger of hellfire.".


Join the Lord's Chosen and hear the undiluted word of God that will save you from judgement day trouble. And ask God for the grace to keep to it.




Cutting off is what Christains do every day. There is no point in a Christian Journey were he becomes perfect and have no need of cutting off again.
Politics / Re: Greed, Wickedness Greater Sins Than Homosexuality – Sanusi by Eleohjo: 8:31am On Apr 08
[quote author=free2ryhme post=129325001]

sin first make you reach gate of heaven and hell follow God argue

Sin doesn't take people to hell, but rejecting Jesus as their Lord and Savior.

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Crime / Re: Many Accidents Aren’t Reported by Eleohjo: 11:41pm On Apr 04
Alot of things are not been reported in Nigeria, series of kidnapping took place in my locality, not one did I see on any news media.

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Religion / Re: Prayer Retreat For Single Men Looking To Get Married by Eleohjo: 1:58pm On Mar 29
Nigerians and fake news. They are not praying for any wife. I have seen this video somewhere else. It a CAC church program.
Education / Re: Nursing Students Admitted Into Nigerian Universities 2022 by Eleohjo: 6:42pm On Mar 28
Fake news
Education / Re: 2022 Medical Students Intake By Geopolitical Zone by Eleohjo: 4:43am On Mar 27
This statistics is definitely not correct, the number of students admitted to study medicine and surgery in UDUS alone for last year is more than 200, I was even surprised when I came across the figure for UDUS, I thought medical student are always few.

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Politics / Re: Military Deploys Armoured Vehicles Into Bomadi Creeks by Eleohjo: 11:24am On Mar 18
limeta:
Something the military cannot do in the north






But that is not true. In December 2015, some Shiites were accused of attempting to assassinate the then Chief of Army Staff, and on December 12, 2015, the Nigerian Army invaded the Shiite Headquarters in Zaria. It is believed that over a thousand Shia men, women, children and infants were killed, although the government admitted to only 248. Except you are saying Zaria is in the South.

I condemn that incident. I fought to have Buratai arrested and prosecuted. But at the back of my mind, I could not honestly say that another Chief of Army Staff in the same situation would not react similarly. Maybe with less force. But there would have still been consequences.

Sadly, the truth is that if civilians are allowed to kill soldiers on peacekeeping missions and there is no immediate fightback, it would send a signal to all bandits, terrorists, separatists, and belligerents that Nigeria is weak. And Nigeria will collapse due to the multiplicity of crises that would occur if such groups smell weakness. Unfortunately, that is human nature. Weakness creates more insecurity.

#TableShaker

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