They forgot to add gayism and LGBTQ in the previous

Self defense. The man was protecting himself from a very violent prostitute.

Finally!
Goodnews to people wey still believe and dey reason Nigeria matter.

They're bringing more Paracetamol for the daily headache.

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I bought dollar on 1,098.
When Dangote refinery sets price for petrol, dollar will come down a little_ to anyone who missed the first wave, that's your second wave.

Dollar will go back up.

RickyJesus:


You don't understand the cruise of the matter but you decided to give your opinion anyway, can't stress myself right now explaining what a dumbass you are. So let's just say you are right to prevent any further back and forth.

#Crux

NIBSS is having issue.
It's an on and off thing, it's not really the bank's network.

Israel is everything I thought Russia was

Moniepoint, anytime_ anyday

Kudos

S- Snake 🐍

Endtime11:
Omo I don turn William Shakespeare on top many matter, If you're not mentally strong no near relationship as a guy, I don turn to big brother, the father, councilor, provider, corrector, guider, initiator, protector, problem solver and many more

Is this what people face for a successful relationship to take effect

It's the person you're with

Women

Lesbianism has gone into extinction cos they couldn't tolerate even themselves...What we have now are bisexuals

Lol

Limassol:



On the contrary, washing your vegetables well with lots of clean water before you eat them is actually a great nutritional advice.

Noted Boss

I know vegetables help a lot, especially if it's home-made... Think they said something about not washing it too much, it rinses off most of the nutrients...

Fruits too

Then exercising will help you a great deal...
Jogging, weight lifting, squats

scrolldown88:


Ah bros you want her to poison the dog? Dog that she's planning to kill, you now now saying 'tell your man to let you feed the dog '. Hmm enemies plenty for this boyfriend head oh.

Hello lady, please don't start feeding the dog. I beg you with Dog.... sorry God. Don't feed the dog. Just leave the guy and his dog alone, and focus on feeding yourself.

PS: this is also a joke...
It's not.

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
You people will not kill me on this platform

scrolldown88:
Lol
If your boyfriend has any sense he'll listen to what his dog is trying to tell him and do away with you. Dogs are very perceptive and can smell evil from a mile away.

Infact I think you should do your boyfriend a favor and leave him alone. If you truly love that guy you'll leave him instantly before you ruin his life.

The dog has already sensed this, that's why it keeps doing any and everything within it's power to keep you away from that guy.

My people, don't ever underrate your dog's warning oh. Dogs wey dey see spirits. Hai!!!.

There are true stories of dogs refusing to move inside a hunted house their owners just bought and packed into. Hell! In most cases the dogs keep barking, trying to warn the owner that there's something strange in the house. Sadly they can't talk, so most people don't listen.

You suggesting that your boyfriend should kill the dog even confirms my theory that you're pure evil.
When evil spirits invade an area, some dogs smell them out and start barking aggressively. In most cases these evil spirits kill the dogs so they can carry out their evil in peace. This is the exact move you're suggesting to your boyfriend.
The Classic evil spirit move.

Oh Lord open the eyes of this girl's boyfriend to see and do the right thing.

PS: this is just a joke....

Or is it?

Modified: FTC.
This year seems to be mine.

I dedicate this FTC to all the loyal dogs out there, constantly looking out for their owners. And on behalf of all boyfriends, I want to send this message to the entire girlfriend community.
We love our dogs. Yes. We love them more than we love you. You're never gonna be able to compete with our dogs. And no, we won't kill our dogs just to keep you around. So to all girlfriends, for the love of DOG, for GODsake, be a good sport, know your place, stay in your lane, and stop trying to come between us and our dogs. Because it's never gonna end well for y'all.
Peace ✌️...or war

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Kobojunkiee:
. I don't know where your stats come from but in Nigeria, marriage abandonments, since the time of your ancestors, have majorly been perpetrated by your men folk. From the practice of dumping bridal dumping — sending a woman(along with her kids) back to her father's house

If you go back and read a bit slower, you'll observe your attention was called to your fallacious claim in respect to the Western world...
Since you articulate well, I'll assume you can easily google surveys and studies to back my claim (I know you already googled it_ hence your attempt to deflect)

I would've just smiled and ignored as usual; but you're unnecessarily loud, and too bold for someone (usually) so wrong...

Intelligent people don't shout, they discuss

Kobojunkiee:
1. Yet the rate of marriage abandonment with men is as high as divorce rates obtainable in Northern Nigeria, and much of the Western world.

Someone seems to be high still on the patriarchal bullsheet he was fed by society growing up.

Lol
I don't know of northern Nigeria, but women initiate 69/70% of divorce in the western world__ said 69/70 depending on the study you choose to adopt...

Lol

I honestly tried reading...

Your Bf helping out while you were sick is not simping__ but you see the rest you wrote there, they're relative and undefined

e.g The listening to his girl's suggestion and following it... if he considers it a good one, and follows it, sure__ if it's not a good one but follows it to please her, it's simping... Mostly everything you wrote is vague

You cannot teach a man how to be a man

GRACEGLORY:
KNOW THIS, AND HAVE PEACE

According to Ephesians 5:29

“Therefore a man shall leave (this leave here is emotional attachment) his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.”

once you get hitched, your wife automatically becomes your first priority. Your wife’s opinions and input should take precedence. But GOD help you if you marry the wrong one.

After your mother got married to your father, he became her first priority.






MOTHERS THAT PRIORITISE THEIR SELF over daughter in-laws are just wicked.



Peter, I agree with you, just on this one

Make your opinion known, don't drag/ridicule The Bible...
The Bible you're quoting does not support divorce_ everytime I see stuffs like this, it makes the scripture lose potency

Obviously if that footballer had taken your advice, he would have been wrecked...Please express your opinion, but leave the scriptures out of it_ I'm begging

Lol
The mum saved him from the wife...Imagine if he had been stupid enough to carry the wife along with his plans instead of the mum

NobleSeed:
monie point that's not always on point 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

If i_ if I bite you👿👿

Moniepoint

odinson1:


Do you not know that Women who are attracted to feminine men are a small minority, which makes them an exception to the rule? Which was why i initially responded to you by saying no, women can not be masculine because Most men don't want a woman who talks and acts like a man. The same way most women want their man to be masculine at all times.
You once again evaded my direct question. You're arguing for something you and most women don't even want.

I see you_ Andrew Tate ✌🏽💟

Buhh omo forget; the bible was written yearsss before the invention of even bicycle...

Yet what was foreshadowed is gradually coming to pass...You wan call am guess work?

Billionaire2:
Palmpay’s the most efficient

Moniepoint is

This is not a comprehensive list, saw this article on opera news as well


That didn't person didn't think to add MONIEPOINT shows he/she knows very little about the business... Then Dotpay, Accelerex, etc are also missing


* I've been corrected

Women 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

For reference sake, when we say Women approach things emotionally, this is what we mean

BATified2023:
what will happen in situation where your card gets debited n it was declined?

What will happen if your card get compromised?

You automatically get a reversal in 48 hours...usually caused by network or inter switch error

Your card not getting compromised is your responsibility

blaqtom:



It’s straightforward he fell inlove ……has nothing to do with the profile of the other dude…been there sometimes u don’t wanna share the side chick and u simply can’t leave your wife too but after a while when the side chic goes u grateful to God for solving the problem of having to choose

It's not...I'm quoting you because (I'm assuming) you're a guy...

There's also the possibility he's extremely possessive... You can get possessive over something, when you feel you own it

...yes you can be possessive of something you don't necessarily love but you own__ (shirts you have in your wardrobe that you haven't worn in ages, but you still don't want someone else to have it, cos it's yours)

No doubt he was emotionally invested, but to out rightly say he was inlove_ there's still the possibility he wasn't...

I salute you for replying those girls

Nn