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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by elganzar(m): 10:07pm On Sep 05
The way Messi lost relevance after he left Barca_ made me appreciate this guy more. A motivation to everyone that hardwork pays.

Na low budget yahoo boys dey support Messi_ and they don't even know whyโ˜ป๏ธ

Dude is also the most followed person on social media in the world

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Donates N105m To Christ Embassy During Thanksgiving!!! by elganzar(m): 8:37pm On Sep 01
Pickieox:



Gather that 10k in 1000 places and know how much a particular church will realise. No wonder they said you can't be religious and have your brain intact. You just prove that to me.


If you just realised religion is rooted in faith and not logic_ then you're even dumber than you assumed. I sympathise with your family for having a tadpole for a child. The horror!

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Donates N105m To Christ Embassy During Thanksgiving!!! by elganzar(m): 7:06pm On Sep 01
Lol

10k people that think the church thrives on their tithe comes to mind

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Harris Tells Netanyahu 'it Is Time' To End War In Gaza by elganzar(m): 10:32am On Jul 26
As if she'll be there to protect them from Houthis, Iran and further Hamas attacks.
It's like trying to separate a fight, then holding one person_ indirectly giving the other party time to slap him and run.

America should focus on themselves.

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TV/Movies / Re: Phyna Cries Out To Nigerians To Help Her Recover 1BTC Promised Her By BBNaija by elganzar(m): 9:43am On May 24
Crying over what you didn't work for

They should pay her, a promise is a promise

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Mourns Iran's President, Raisi by elganzar(m): 12:14pm On May 20
Turkish lawmaker died about 5 months ago while talking against Israel. It was ruled as heart issues.

Now Iranian president dies about a month after directly attacking Israel. Cause of crash is being ruled as bad weather.

I'm waiting for a 3rd coincidence


China is the new USA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Israel is the new Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ.


Condolence to Iran๐Ÿ’”

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Pets / Re: Nigerian Family Excited After Puppy They Ordered Arrives From Russia (pics/vid) by elganzar(m): 3:20pm On May 14
kestolove95:
Carry am come Jos I won see something

Jos dey play

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TV/Movies / Re: Theo Somolu And Folake Olowofoyeku To Star In Disneyโ€™s 'Mufasa' by elganzar(m): 6:48am On May 03
They forgot to add gayism and LGBTQ in the previous
Crime / Re: Husband Stabs Wife To Death Over Alleged Infidelity In Ekiti by elganzar(m): 7:19am On Apr 29
Self defense. The man was protecting himself from a very violent prostitute.
Health / Re: Emzor Pharmaceuticals Plans $23 Million Investment In Ogun by elganzar(m): 8:52am On Apr 27
Finally!
Goodnews to people wey still believe and dey reason Nigeria matter.

They're bringing more Paracetamol for the daily headache.

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I bought dollar on 1,098.
When Dangote refinery sets price for petrol, dollar will come down a little_ to anyone who missed the first wave, that's your second wave.

Dollar will go back up.
Phones / Re: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by elganzar(m): 12:03pm On Apr 25
RickyJesus:


You don't understand the cruise of the matter but you decided to give your opinion anyway, can't stress myself right now explaining what a dumbass you are. So let's just say you are right to prevent any further back and forth.

#Crux

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Phones / Re: All Bank Networks Are Down! by elganzar(m): 11:16pm On Feb 10
NIBSS is having issue.
It's an on and off thing, it's not really the bank's network.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Irgc Intelligence Chief In Syria, Deputy Killed In Israeli Strike. by elganzar(m): 2:54pm On Jan 20
Israel is everything I thought Russia was

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Business / Re: Between Opay POS And Moniepoint POS Machine, Which Is Durable to used(pics) by elganzar(m): 2:25pm On Jan 01
Moniepoint, anytime_ anyday

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Feeds Migrants At Mexico-US Border, Donates 100,000 Pesos by elganzar(m): 11:25pm On Nov 26, 2023
Kudos

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Romance / Re: Brothers, Give Three Reasons Why A Women Will Want To Have You As Husband by elganzar(m): 9:11pm On Jul 21, 2023
S- Snake ๐Ÿ
Romance / Re: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by elganzar(m): 9:27pm On Jun 09, 2023
Endtime11:
Omo I don turn William Shakespeare on top many matter, If you're not mentally strong no near relationship as a guy, I don turn to big brother, the father, councilor, provider, corrector, guider, initiator, protector, problem solver and many more cry cry

Is this what people face for a successful relationship to take effect


It's the person you're with

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Romance / Re: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by elganzar(m): 9:23pm On Jun 09, 2023
Women

Lesbianism has gone into extinction cos they couldn't tolerate even themselves...What we have now are bisexuals

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Paraded With Other Suspected Criminals by elganzar(m): 12:36pm On May 16, 2023
Lol
Health / Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by elganzar(m): 11:02pm On Apr 23, 2023
Limassol:



On the contrary, washing your vegetables well with lots of clean water before you eat them is actually a great nutritional advice.



Noted Boss
Health / Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by elganzar(m): 4:15pm On Apr 23, 2023
I know vegetables help a lot, especially if it's home-made... Think they said something about not washing it too much, it rinses off most of the nutrients...

Fruits too

Then exercising will help you a great deal...
Jogging, weight lifting, squats

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Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by elganzar(m): 11:01am On Apr 22, 2023
scrolldown88:


Ah bros you want her to poison the dog? Dog that she's planning to kill, you now now saying 'tell your man to let you feed the dog '. Hmm enemies plenty for this boyfriend head oh.

Hello lady, please don't start feeding the dog. I beg you with Dog.... sorry God. Don't feed the dog. Just leave the guy and his dog alone, and focus on feeding yourself.

PS: this is also a joke...
It's not.


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
You people will not kill me on this platform
Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by elganzar(m): 10:59am On Apr 22, 2023
scrolldown88:
Lol
If your boyfriend has any sense he'll listen to what his dog is trying to tell him and do away with you. Dogs are very perceptive and can smell evil from a mile away.

Infact I think you should do your boyfriend a favor and leave him alone. If you truly love that guy you'll leave him instantly before you ruin his life.

The dog has already sensed this, that's why it keeps doing any and everything within it's power to keep you away from that guy.

My people, don't ever underrate your dog's warning oh. Dogs wey dey see spirits. Hai!!!.

There are true stories of dogs refusing to move inside a hunted house their owners just bought and packed into. Hell! In most cases the dogs keep barking, trying to warn the owner that there's something strange in the house. Sadly they can't talk, so most people don't listen.

You suggesting that your boyfriend should kill the dog even confirms my theory that you're pure evil.
When evil spirits invade an area, some dogs smell them out and start barking aggressively. In most cases these evil spirits kill the dogs so they can carry out their evil in peace. This is the exact move you're suggesting to your boyfriend.
The Classic evil spirit move.

Oh Lord open the eyes of this girl's boyfriend to see and do the right thing.

PS: this is just a joke....

Or is it?

Modified: FTC.
This year seems to be mine.

I dedicate this FTC to all the loyal dogs out there, constantly looking out for their owners. And on behalf of all boyfriends, I want to send this message to the entire girlfriend community.
We love our dogs. Yes. We love them more than we love you. You're never gonna be able to compete with our dogs. And no, we won't kill our dogs just to keep you around. So to all girlfriends, for the love of DOG, for GODsake, be a good sport, know your place, stay in your lane, and stop trying to come between us and our dogs. Because it's never gonna end well for y'all.
Peace โœŒ๏ธ...or war

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Family / Re: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by elganzar(m): 2:26am On Apr 18, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
. I don't know where your stats come from but in Nigeria, marriage abandonments, since the time of your ancestors, have majorly been perpetrated by your men folk. From the practice of dumping bridal dumping โ€” sending a woman(along with her kids) back to her father's houseundecided


If you go back and read a bit slower, you'll observe your attention was called to your fallacious claim in respect to the Western world...
Since you articulate well, I'll assume you can easily google surveys and studies to back my claim (I know you already googled it_ hence your attempt to deflect)

I would've just smiled and ignored as usual; but you're unnecessarily loud, and too bold for someone (usually) so wrong...

Intelligent people don't shout, they discuss

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Family / Re: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by elganzar(m): 11:48pm On Apr 17, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
1. Yet the rate of marriage abandonment with men is as high as divorce rates obtainable in Northern Nigeria, and much of the Western world.

Someone seems to be high still on the patriarchal bullsheet he was fed by society growing up. undecided



Lol
I don't know of northern Nigeria, but women initiate 69/70% of divorce in the western world__ said 69/70 depending on the study you choose to adopt...
Politics / Re: Tinubu Yet To Show Up For Lesser Hajj Five Days To End Of Pilgrimage In Mecca by elganzar(m): 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2023
Lol
Romance / Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by elganzar(m): 10:03pm On Apr 16, 2023
I honestly tried reading...

Your Bf helping out while you were sick is not simping__ but you see the rest you wrote there, they're relative and undefined

e.g The listening to his girl's suggestion and following it... if he considers it a good one, and follows it, sure__ if it's not a good one but follows it to please her, it's simping... Mostly everything you wrote is vague

You cannot teach a man how to be a man

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Celebrities / Re: Marry Your Mother If You Can't Trust Your Wife - Peter Okoye by elganzar(m): 11:17am On Apr 15, 2023
GRACEGLORY:
KNOW THIS, AND HAVE PEACE

According to Ephesians 5:29

โ€œTherefore a man shall leave (this leave here is emotional attachment) his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.โ€

once you get hitched, your wife automatically becomes your first priority. Your wifeโ€™s opinions and input should take precedence. But GOD help you if you marry the wrong one.

After your mother got married to your father, he became her first priority.






MOTHERS THAT PRIORITISE THEIR SELF over daughter in-laws are just wicked.



Peter, I agree with you, just on this one


Make your opinion known, don't drag/ridicule The Bible...
The Bible you're quoting does not support divorce_ everytime I see stuffs like this, it makes the scripture lose potency

Obviously if that footballer had taken your advice, he would have been wrecked...Please express your opinion, but leave the scriptures out of it_ I'm begging
Sports / Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by elganzar(m): 11:36am On Apr 14, 2023
Lol
The mum saved him from the wife...Imagine if he had been stupid enough to carry the wife along with his plans instead of the mum

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Business / Re: Nigerian Tech Entreprenuer Favour Ori's Payday Raises $3m Led By Moniepoint Inc by elganzar(m): 7:54pm On Apr 02, 2023
NobleSeed:
monie point that's not always on point ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ




If i_ if I bite you๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

Business / Re: Nigerian Tech Entreprenuer Favour Ori's Payday Raises $3m Led By Moniepoint Inc by elganzar(m): 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2023
Moniepoint
Family / Re: Wife Beats Husband Till He Faints After Catching Him In Bed With Another Lady by elganzar(m): 9:01am On Mar 29, 2023
odinson1:


Do you not know that Women who are attracted to feminine men are a small minority, which makes them an exception to the rule? Which was why i initially responded to you by saying no, women can not be masculine because Most men don't want a woman who talks and acts like a man. The same way most women want their man to be masculine at all times.
You once again evaded my direct question. You're arguing for something you and most women don't even want.


I see you_ Andrew Tate โœŒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’Ÿ

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