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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Father For Incest In Ogun (Photo) by elganzar(m): 9:11pm On Oct 01, 2021
They said you people have slept with your relatives before

Celebrities / Re: Davido To Trevor Noah: I Got Into Trouble For Supporting #EndSARS (Video) by elganzar(m): 3:05pm On Sep 30, 2021
He still has my respect

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Romance / Re: Registrar Refuses To Wed Groom With Dreadlocks At Ikoyi Registry by elganzar(m): 11:31am On Sep 30, 2021
Pumpumking:
#

the pastor is a racist!! angry


Which pastor??
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke My Heart by elganzar(m): 11:27am On Sep 30, 2021
I was going to insult you, but I realised we all can't be strong...

Very few women are worth stressing over, and your EX isn't one of them...She's sucking a D_ while you're here sulking

You need to distract your mind, go and learn a new skill

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Health / Re: What Could This Be? by elganzar(m): 11:10am On Sep 30, 2021
It's most likely from shaving...

I get reactions and bums whenever I use shaving stick on my face, now I only shave with clipper...

Try using a mini clipper ( there's a powder I think M&M or B&B_ a female friend uses...you apply, and after sometime the hair falls off)

Ignore the insensitive comments

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Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by elganzar(m): 12:04am On Sep 30, 2021
Ayo2004:

Mr man,better shut up
You don't know how much a woman can push you to do the impossible with her hurtful words

Not everybody has self control
The woman most likely deserves it
Don't judge if you don't know the whole story

Before u start your "I am a gentleman " brouhaha, remember that these women are doing the most evil things to men because they know the gentlemen will never retaliate.
They burn their man's car,his clothes,punch him,break his tv,scatter his phone,injure him yet simps like you will come and be saying don't touch a woman no matter what.


You will live long
Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by elganzar(m): 8:35pm On Sep 29, 2021
I swear I no pity her...

That paternity fraud thread still dey vex me

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Family / Re: Why Are Men Outraged Over Paternity Fraud? by elganzar(m): 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2021
Elporo:


1. Young lady, the woman makes the decision to 'take in' and/or keep the child. My first response listed 4 options an adulterous woman has. Why don't women prevent pregnancies, if they need to go outside to feed their sexual desires?


2. Don't call people or children bastards, also because men don't bring the children home doesn't change the fact that it is deceptive and hurting to the wife they don't bring their children home doesn't mean that they didn't cheat and could probably cause pain and betrayal to their wives it still doesn't make it better than paternity fraud.

2(i). Nothing can change this. I am not sorry to say this - A child with an "unknown/unnamed" father is a bastard.
2(ii). Carrying another man's child for 9 months, deceiving your husband, parents, family, neighbors, and everybody else. Naming ceremonies, birthdays, sick days, memories .. all lies. Have you really sat down to think, about this - imagine one of your siblings belongs to your mother's ex-boyfriend? How do you think your father will feel or your brothers will feel? Men brag with their wives, Sons brag with their mothers!


3. Women give inheritance as well and some of them are left with no choice than to take care of their husbands outside child when the child is brought home and some of them swallow a bitter pill by seeing their children share inheritance with an outsider grin

3(i). How often do men bring home their bastards? Mostly, they live with their mothers - who in many cases are not married. Men rarely bring home the bastards. Except, the mother is late or an edge case but most men will do anything to avoid it.
3(ii). And, when women bring bastards home, a first son that is a bastard - does he not inherit the lion's share? And, others do not inherit from their "live-in father".


4. You should ask your men who cannot stick to one woman and stay faithful, you should ask your men who couldn't remember their vows and use protection or better still have a vasectomy done.

4(i). How often have you asked women similar questions?
4(ii). Have you asked yourself the question - why would I choose to not only be an adulterous wife but also keep evidence of my adultery? Not just that .. but deceive everyone that respects me and looks up to me. Why did I get married? Why don't I ask for a divorce?




5. Another nonsensical position. Do men have remote controls? They just hit play and a woman gives him unprotected sex, sex so unhindered she gets pregnant. I mean what is this leverage men have over women, that it is so easy to get a married woman to spread her legs. Perhaps, Uzoamka Ohiri can tell us about his magical power - I mean her son's real papa.


I was gon quote her too, buh ___ not worth it

You're intelligent

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Crime / Re: Secondary School Student Stabbed To Death For Picking Money Sprayed At Wedding by elganzar(m): 8:35am On Sep 27, 2021
Over -do has landed him in trouble


Sometimes it's better to just look away

A bouncer that couldn't over power a teenage boy with pure strength __ shame
Crime / Re: Autopsy Result Of Faith Aigbe Found Dead In Iguodala Ogieriakhi's Car by elganzar(m): 12:08pm On Sep 23, 2021
mignone:

She'd an ectopic pregnancy which ruptured.
Ectopic pregnancy - when an embryo (early pregnancy) doesn't embed in d uterus (womb) but other places like d ovaries, fallopian tubes,etc. The most common is d tubal (fallopian tube). This type of pregnancy cannot progress beyond few weeks as it ruptures &becomes a threat to the mother.

The only unclear part is how an ectopic pregnancy can make it to 8 months. It shouldn't have lasted beyond 8 weeks or so.


Oo, thank you
Crime / Re: Autopsy Result Of Faith Aigbe Found Dead In Iguodala Ogieriakhi's Car by elganzar(m): 11:27am On Sep 23, 2021
Someone should explain what the autopsy result means abeg__ I'm not proud

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Romance / Re: How i was able to stop dating women below my standard by elganzar(m): 11:03am On Sep 23, 2021
Welcome bruv

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Politics / Re: Akeredolu Replies El-Rufai, Says 'Anti-Open Grazing Law Has Come To Stay' by elganzar(m): 7:21pm On Sep 22, 2021
Ibkhaleel:
When you see the Southern governors, politicians, elders, elites, traditional rulers, cashivists, freedom fighters fighting for their private pockets & their hate doped retards on social media especially those from the Niger Delta talk about restructuring & resource control, you will think they genuinely love Nigeria & their region.
Sure No!
What they want is more money, more power & more control over the money without no one querying them.
Those governors, politicians, elders, elites, traditional rulers, cashivists & freedom fighters fighting for their private pockets that swallowed the 6 trillion naira in NDDC over the past 18 years meant to develop the Niger Delta in addition to squandering trillions of naira & billions of dollars that accrued to Niger Delta from federal statutory allocations, 13% derivation funds, ecological funds, Ministry of Niger Delta funds, taxes, royalties rents etc with only poverty, deprivation & backwardness to show for it every 4 years are the same governors, politicians, elders, elites, cashivists & freedom fighters fighting for their private pockets that will manage a restructured Niger Delta controlling all the resources there.
If they truly want restructuring, they would have welcomed & implemented by now Buhari's executive orders granting financial autonomy to local governments, state houses of assembly & state judiciaries instead of rejecting it & going to court to challenge the orders.
Those that are fighting for restructuring don't want independent local governments, state houses of assemby & state judiciaries because these are arms & organs of government, that if truly independent, will effectively check the excesses of the state governors & those embezzling the resources of the states in the region.
Those governors, politicians, elders, elites, traditional rulers, cashivists & freedom fighters fighting for their private pockets that want resource control are not ready to invest the billions of naira & dollars they stole from Nigeria & Niger Delta in prospecting for oil & building the massive oil infrastructures required to explore, manage, store & transport crude oil & gas.
That's why at the expiration of the oil leases held by some Nigerians & foreign companies, Buhari refused to renew them but rather passed the opportunity to own them to states so that they can control the resources & use the huge profits to better the lot of citizens of their states.
Many states in the Niger Delta & their governors, politicians, elites, elders, cashivists, freedom fighters fighting for their private pockets rejected the opportunity because it involves huge investments & rather opted to sell this opportunity of thier states owning these oil blocks to private individuals & firms for immediate cash from 10% commisions, kickbacks & convenient taxes.
They don't want the restructuring & resources control that will give the states more responsibilities, that will benefit their people or promote transparency, growth & development in their region. What they want is the restructuring that will give them more powers, more control & more money to squander.
That's why they talk about devolution of powers to states that will allow the governors absolute powers to make decisions on a lot more wide range of portfolios presently under the purview of the federal government.
That's why they are appropriating to themselves through their zombified state assemblies the powers to collect all taxes in their states including VAT.
That's why they are rejecting financial autonomy to local governments, state assemblies & state judiciary so that they can have the additional local government billions of naira to squander, pass any selfish law they want & obtain any court order they want against their opponents while eliminating scrutiny from the same institutions constitutionally empowered to query & sanction them.
That's why they are bent on having state police to intimidate, brutalize & put away any opponent or dissenting voice.
Sadly, the citizens of these states have their brains & minds so wickedly twisted by the ethno-religious hate opium they are doped daily & can no more comprehend who their enemies are.
A pathetic shame indeed!!


How can one write so much__ yet say nothing(?)

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Crime / Re: Police Demand N180,000 To Track Yahoo Boy Who Stole N1.3m From Victim’s Account by elganzar(m): 12:50pm On Sep 20, 2021
Rubbiish:

What do u want the POS guy to do at this point?? Let's learn to be logical & access issues critically! The police did the right thing. You want the POS guy to keep suffering for the lady's carelessness? How did the guy got her ATM details? She was careless & now want the pos guy to suffer for it? I don't understand.


He needs to be questioned...
Directly or indirectly_ he has aided and abated a crime (if she's telling the truth)...
Also he could provide information that could help arrest the guy, especially since he also did interact with the suspect

You should take your own advise__ and learn to access issues critically...
Crime / Re: Police Demand N180,000 To Track Yahoo Boy Who Stole N1.3m From Victim’s Account by elganzar(m): 10:53am On Sep 20, 2021
I hope she doesn't fall for the second yahoo guys...


There's no solid proof her words are true __ I'm also wondering why the POS guy has not been apprehended...

She's a victim, buh I pray the guy gets away with it!!!

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Politics / Re: Anti-Open Grazing: Akeredolu Says Southern Governors Won’t Reply Miyetti Allah by elganzar(m): 6:49pm On Sep 18, 2021
His words are direct and precise, I love this man

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Looking Stronger And Fresh In New Pictures by elganzar(m): 3:17pm On Sep 17, 2021
Yaaaaaaawn

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Education / Re: Kenya Girl Who Begged For School Fees On The Streets Gets Scholarship (Pix) by elganzar(m): 2:47pm On Sep 17, 2021
Turns out most (if not all) of the philanthropists are men...
Romance / Re: Go And Marry Your Ex Instead Of Destroying Your Marriage With Them by elganzar(m): 11:39am On Sep 09, 2021
confirmedniggae:
Good evenning house,

I like to sell my TV so that I will be able to pay for my transportation to fro office for the month of September before I get my first salary here .

I just got a new job that will be fetching me #150,000 per month but my problem is transportion cost .


This is why I want to sell the TV .I will get another one by October or before Christmas


My location is Ojodu ,Agbole ,Akute or Lekki


You should also try posting it on jiji
Celebrities / Re: Georgina Onuoha Slams Prince Kpokpogri Over Tonto Dikeh's Leaked Voice Clip by elganzar(m): 10:12am On Sep 08, 2021
This one is vile, but Tonto Dikeh wey wan poison her husband_ lock am out, and assaulted him bi Saint...

Ori gbogbo yin ti daru__ e o ni shori re!!0

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Romance / Re: Moriah Mills: I Don't Have Female Friends Because Their Partners Always Want Me by elganzar(m): 3:47pm On Sep 07, 2021
Emocruize:

you na legend grin
you na legend


grin grin
Romance / Re: Moriah Mills: I Don't Have Female Friends Because Their Partners Always Want Me by elganzar(m): 1:43pm On Sep 07, 2021
This girl wey run pizza delivery on xvideos.com in Titanic grin

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Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga: Court Orders Chidinma, Accomplice Trial At High Court by elganzar(m): 8:19am On Sep 07, 2021
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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Kill POS Operator In Rivers by elganzar(m): 6:21pm On Sep 06, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
They could have just rob the POS operator without killing he or she now embarassed

My the person soul RIP





Arrgghhhh

Health / Re: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by elganzar(m): 6:19pm On Sep 06, 2021
constance500:
This kind head dey hard to barb grin



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Politics / Re: Onuigbo Visits Families Who Lost 7 Persons In Abia After Allegedly Eating Suya by elganzar(m): 8:49am On Sep 04, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I can't help but imagine the manner of furore that would have been the case if 7 people had died in Kano after eating Abacha or Okpa.
Politics / Re: Onuigbo Visits Families Who Lost 7 Persons In Abia After Allegedly Eating Suya by elganzar(m): 8:49am On Sep 04, 2021
Really sad

They should still investigate sha__ especially since the women also ate from the said suya and didn't die

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Found Dead After Hosting Her 'Come-We-Stay' Husband by elganzar(m): 2:41pm On Sep 02, 2021
(What is actually on my mind)
Less men now die in the hands of women___ tables are turning, eyes are opening...

I only pitying the poor boy, Sapphire will term him a rapist _ when he comes of age...


(What I'll type)

I hope justice is served __RIP to the deceased
Sports / Re: Steve Ogboh: Enugu Government Meets Visually Impaired Commonwealth Gold Medalist by elganzar(m): 8:37pm On Aug 31, 2021
I hope the meeting turns out life changing
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Whitemoney Caught Sleeping During Morning Workout Again (video) by elganzar(m): 2:40pm On Aug 27, 2021
Booked this space to stop people from commenting

A time is coming_ I'll book the whole front page to prevent yall from commenting on BBNaija news updates

I'm jobless,childish yen yen yen _ ehnn, thank you

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