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RomanceRe: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by elganzar(m): 9:27pm On Jun 09, 2023
Endtime11:
Omo I don turn William Shakespeare on top many matter, If you're not mentally strong no near relationship as a guy, I don turn to big brother, the father, councilor, provider, corrector, guider, initiator, protector, problem solver and many more cry cry

Is this what people face for a successful relationship to take effect huh huh
It's the person you're with
RomanceRe: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by elganzar(m): 9:23pm On Jun 09, 2023
Women

Lesbianism has gone into extinction cos they couldn't tolerate even themselves...What we have now are bisexuals
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Paraded With Other Suspected Criminals by elganzar(m): 12:36pm On May 16, 2023
Lol
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by elganzar(m): 11:02pm On Apr 23, 2023
Limassol:
On the contrary, washing your vegetables well with lots of clean water before you eat them is actually a great nutritional advice.
Noted Boss
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by elganzar(m):
I know vegetables help a lot, especially if it's home-made... Think they said something about not washing it too much, it rinses off most of the nutrients...

Fruits too

Then exercising will help you a great deal...
Jogging, weight lifting, squats
FamilyRe: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by elganzar(m): 11:01am On Apr 22, 2023
scrolldown88:
Ah bros you want her to poison the dog? Dog that she's planning to kill, you now now saying 'tell your man to let you feed the dog '. Hmm enemies plenty for this boyfriend head oh.

Hello lady, please don't start feeding the dog. I beg you with Dog.... sorry God. Don't feed the dog. Just leave the guy and his dog alone, and focus on feeding yourself.

PS: this is also a joke...
It's not.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
You people will not kill me on this platform
FamilyRe: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by elganzar(m): 10:59am On Apr 22, 2023
scrolldown88:
Lol
If your boyfriend has any sense he'll listen to what his dog is trying to tell him and do away with you. Dogs are very perceptive and can smell evil from a mile away.

Infact I think you should do your boyfriend a favor and leave him alone. If you truly love that guy you'll leave him instantly before you ruin his life.

The dog has already sensed this, that's why it keeps doing any and everything within it's power to keep you away from that guy.

My people, don't ever underrate your dog's warning oh. Dogs wey dey see spirits. Hai!!!.

There are true stories of dogs refusing to move inside a hunted house their owners just bought and packed into. Hell! In most cases the dogs keep barking, trying to warn the owner that there's something strange in the house. Sadly they can't talk, so most people don't listen.

You suggesting that your boyfriend should kill the dog even confirms my theory that you're pure evil.
When evil spirits invade an area, some dogs smell them out and start barking aggressively. In most cases these evil spirits kill the dogs so they can carry out their evil in peace. This is the exact move you're suggesting to your boyfriend.
The Classic evil spirit move.

Oh Lord open the eyes of this girl's boyfriend to see and do the right thing.

PS: this is just a joke....

Or is it?

Modified: FTC.
This year seems to be mine.

I dedicate this FTC to all the loyal dogs out there, constantly looking out for their owners. And on behalf of all boyfriends, I want to send this message to the entire girlfriend community.
We love our dogs. Yes. We love them more than we love you. You're never gonna be able to compete with our dogs. And no, we won't kill our dogs just to keep you around. So to all girlfriends, for the love of DOG, for GODsake, be a good sport, know your place, stay in your lane, and stop trying to come between us and our dogs. Because it's never gonna end well for y'all.
Peace ✌️...or war
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FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by elganzar(m): 2:26am On Apr 18, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
. I don't know where your stats come from but in Nigeria, marriage abandonments, since the time of your ancestors, have majorly been perpetrated by your men folk. From the practice of dumping bridal dumping — sending a woman(along with her kids) back to her father's houseundecided
If you go back and read a bit slower, you'll observe your attention was called to your fallacious claim in respect to the Western world...
Since you articulate well, I'll assume you can easily google surveys and studies to back my claim (I know you already googled it_ hence your attempt to deflect)

I would've just smiled and ignored as usual; but you're unnecessarily loud, and too bold for someone (usually) so wrong...

Intelligent people don't shout, they discuss

FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by elganzar(m): 11:48pm On Apr 17, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
1. Yet the rate of marriage abandonment with men is as high as divorce rates obtainable in Northern Nigeria, and much of the Western world.

Someone seems to be high still on the patriarchal bullsheet he was fed by society growing up. undecided
Lol
I don't know of northern Nigeria, but women initiate 69/70% of divorce in the western world__ said 69/70 depending on the study you choose to adopt...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Yet To Show Up For Lesser Hajj Five Days To End Of Pilgrimage In Mecca by elganzar(m): 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2023
Lol
RomanceRe: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by elganzar(m): 10:03pm On Apr 16, 2023
I honestly tried reading...

Your Bf helping out while you were sick is not simping__ but you see the rest you wrote there, they're relative and undefined

e.g The listening to his girl's suggestion and following it... if he considers it a good one, and follows it, sure__ if it's not a good one but follows it to please her, it's simping... Mostly everything you wrote is vague

You cannot teach a man how to be a man
CelebritiesRe: Marry Your Mother If You Can't Trust Your Wife - Peter Okoye by elganzar(m): 11:17am On Apr 15, 2023
GRACEGLORY:
KNOW THIS, AND HAVE PEACE

According to Ephesians 5:29

“Therefore a man shall leave (this leave here is emotional attachment) his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.”

once you get hitched, your wife automatically becomes your first priority. Your wife’s opinions and input should take precedence. But GOD help you if you marry the wrong one.

After your mother got married to your father, he became her first priority.






MOTHERS THAT PRIORITISE THEIR SELF over daughter in-laws are just wicked.



Peter, I agree with you, just on this one
Make your opinion known, don't drag/ridicule The Bible...
The Bible you're quoting does not support divorce_ everytime I see stuffs like this, it makes the scripture lose potency

Obviously if that footballer had taken your advice, he would have been wrecked...Please express your opinion, but leave the scriptures out of it_ I'm begging
SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by elganzar(m): 11:36am On Apr 14, 2023
Lol
The mum saved him from the wife...Imagine if he had been stupid enough to carry the wife along with his plans instead of the mum
BusinessRe: Nigerian Tech Entreprenuer Favour Ori's Payday Raises $3m Led By Moniepoint Inc by elganzar(m): 7:54pm On Apr 02, 2023
NobleSeed:
monie point that's not always on point 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
If i_ if I bite you👿👿

BusinessRe: Nigerian Tech Entreprenuer Favour Ori's Payday Raises $3m Led By Moniepoint Inc by elganzar(m): 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2023
Moniepoint
FamilyRe: Wife Beats Husband Till He Faints After Catching Him In Bed With Another Lady by elganzar(m): 9:01am On Mar 29, 2023
odinson1:
Do you not know that Women who are attracted to feminine men are a small minority, which makes them an exception to the rule? Which was why i initially responded to you by saying no, women can not be masculine because Most men don't want a woman who talks and acts like a man. The same way most women want their man to be masculine at all times.
You once again evaded my direct question. You're arguing for something you and most women don't even want.
I see you_ Andrew Tate ✌🏽💟
Science/TechnologyRe: Jpmorgan Will Let Consumers Pay With Their Face Or Palm Instead Of A Card (pic) by elganzar(m): 8:54pm On Mar 27, 2023
Buhh omo forget; the bible was written yearsss before the invention of even bicycle...

Yet what was foreshadowed is gradually coming to pass...You wan call am guess work?
BusinessRe: 17 Companies Licensed By CBN As Mobile Money Operators In Nigeria (Full List) by elganzar(m): 12:23pm On Mar 22, 2023
Billionaire2:
Palmpay’s the most efficient
Moniepoint is
BusinessRe: 17 Companies Licensed By CBN As Mobile Money Operators In Nigeria (Full List) by elganzar(m):
This is not a comprehensive list, saw this article on opera news as well


That didn't person didn't think to add MONIEPOINT shows he/she knows very little about the business... Then Dotpay, Accelerex, etc are also missing


* I've been corrected
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Must Win - INEC Presiding Officer (Photos) by elganzar(m): 10:44am On Feb 25, 2023
Women 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

For reference sake, when we say Women approach things emotionally, this is what we mean
TravelRe: Commercial Bus In Lagos Uses POS For Collecting Fares (Video) by elganzar(m): 10:07am On Feb 21, 2023
BATified2023:
what will happen in situation where your card gets debited n it was declined?

What will happen if your card get compromised?
You automatically get a reversal in 48 hours...usually caused by network or inter switch error

Your card not getting compromised is your responsibility
FamilyRe: A Married Man Almost Died When His Mistress Got Married. by elganzar(m): 7:07am On Feb 21, 2023
blaqtom:
It’s straightforward he fell inlove ……has nothing to do with the profile of the other dude…been there sometimes u don’t wanna share the side chick and u simply can’t leave your wife too but after a while when the side chic goes u grateful to God for solving the problem of having to choose
It's not...I'm quoting you because (I'm assuming) you're a guy...

There's also the possibility he's extremely possessive... You can get possessive over something, when you feel you own it

...yes you can be possessive of something you don't necessarily love but you own__ (shirts you have in your wardrobe that you haven't worn in ages, but you still don't want someone else to have it, cos it's yours)

No doubt he was emotionally invested, but to out rightly say he was inlove_ there's still the possibility he wasn't...

I salute you for replying those girls
PoliticsRe: 6 Benue Villagers Killed, 3 Soldiers Injured In Fresh Attack by elganzar(m): 5:06pm On Feb 07, 2023
Nn
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: People Resort To Trekking In Warri, Delta State by elganzar(m): 4:51am On Jan 28, 2023
okunwaye:
[s][/s]
stfu!
you cant trek because you have got a leaky and stinking ass with flies following you around
angry
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CelebritiesRe: Bambam Was Sexually Abused By A Nanny When She Was A Child by elganzar(m): 9:35am On Jan 23, 2023
OLOKOESHIN:
Lies

Let all of us think right here

Do you know yourself at age 2??
😂😂🤣🤣✔️
FamilyRe: Why Are Women Outliving Men? by elganzar(m): 3:47pm On Jan 22, 2023
Zonefree:
Our God is a merciful God. He gives demons enough time to repent from their evil ways.
😂🤣
CelebritiesRe: Man Raises Alarm After Bobrisky Liked His Photos On Instagram (Photo) by elganzar(m): 8:18pm On Jan 21, 2023
Goldmaxx:
💋
Testing testing 😂😁🤮🤢
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Uses Fake Account To Chat Me On Facebook by elganzar(m): 3:01pm On Jan 19, 2023
Abeg, no bi me type that previous comment...
PoliticsRe: One Person Killed As Fulani, Hausa Residents Clash In Ondo State Community by elganzar(m): 7:58am On Jan 05, 2023
Asswipemod:
I don't think an Igbo can ever be president in the next 75 years. The mentality is just too dangerous for anyone to trust you.
SMH

Apòdà
PoliticsRe: One Person Killed As Fulani, Hausa Residents Clash In Ondo State Community by elganzar(m): 7:30pm On Jan 04, 2023
Hausa and fulani are fighting_ and destroying Yoruba's property while at it

Smh
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Allegedly Kills His Wife For Returning Home Late (Photo) by elganzar(m): 10:06pm On Dec 07, 2022
Men are now killing them



I swear Nigeria has given me stoney heart

SportsRe: Japan Vs Spain FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 1) On 1st December 2022 by elganzar(m): 10:18pm On Dec 01, 2022
oliverano:
Well, I didn't write rubbish and may not be ready for your banter

Read where I said football no be maths.
Banter ke, I come in peace
Rest well

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