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EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 2:56pm On Feb 06, 2023
Enskynelson:
You cannot upload without admission letter.
Admission letter is even part of the things you upload
Hello, i forgot my portal password and i clicked on the forgot password link and i was directed to my school email but i can't access my school Email all i am getting is "couldn't find your google account". what can i do? pls help.
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 11:04am On Mar 18, 2022
Enskynelson:
Telegram group, search for BBCNOUN online. From their site, you can join.
I need help with my TMA and how much do you charge per course?
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 5:09pm On Jul 07, 2021
Enskynelson:
Same
CIT389 Industrial Training /SIWES
Thanks
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 4:58am On Jul 07, 2021
Enskynelson:
CIT389 Industrial Training/SIWES only
For B.Sc. Computer Science
what about Information technology? thanks
CelebritiesRe: 2000 Fans Unfollow Yemi Alade On Twitter After She Celebrated 1M Followers by elguaje(m): 5:14pm On May 20, 2021
EzzyCarter:
Yemi Alade: last card
Haters: Not yet, oya pick two grin
Mad man cheesy
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 4:31pm On May 04, 2021
Dave0116:
I'm not able to do any of my gst tma... This is what I'm getting

I'm in 100l bsc economics.

Enskynelson
mark the boxes at the top right corner of each activity

Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Being Quiet A Sign Of Weakness by elguaje(m): 6:32am On Apr 09, 2021
Acidosis:
Being QUIET s not necessarily a sign of weakness. Not knowing how to say NO is a sign of weakness.

A quiet man who tells you NO with a straight face without unecessary shalaye is feared the most.

What you should realize is that being too loud most often turn you to a JOKE, especially when your loudness doesn't match with your action.

Whenever a QUIET man talks, everybody listens. A loud person only gets the attention of strangers. Those who know the loud man for his loudness rarely take him seriously.
When a quiet man talks, everybody listens[b]
Acidosis:
Being QUIET s not necessarily a sign of weakness. Not knowing how to say NO is a sign of weakness.

A quiet man who tells you NO with a straight face without unecessary shalaye is feared the most.

What you should realize is that being too loud most often turn you to a JOKE, especially when your loudness doesn't match with your action.

Whenever a QUIET man talks, everybody listens. A loud person only gets the attention of strangers. Those who know the loud man for his loudness rarely take him seriously.
When a quiet man talks, everybody listens[/b]
Acidosis:
Being QUIET s not necessarily a sign of weakness. Not knowing how to say NO is a sign of weakness.

A quiet man who tells you NO with a straight face without unecessary shalaye is feared the most.

What you should realize is that being too loud most often turn you to a JOKE, especially when your loudness doesn't match with your action.

Whenever a QUIET man talks, everybody listens. A loud person only gets the attention of strangers. Those who know the loud man for his loudness rarely take him seriously.
When a quiet man talks, everybody listens
this is it
i salute
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 8:40am On Feb 22, 2021
Fkj202004:
Go to your study centre, change of Study Centre form will be given to you to fill. You will have to write a letter requesting for change of Study Centre. You will also need to attach some documents regarding this. Your Study Centre Admin will tell you what and what to attach.
thank you
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 6:42am On Feb 22, 2021
Fkj202004:
You also need your school ID card.

If you didn't do clearance before Convocation, go to your Study Centre, they will tell you what and how much to pay. Also, you are not supposed to pay for any other thing after your clearance
Good morning, what are the process involved in change of study centre?
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by elguaje(m): 11:26am On Feb 17, 2021
IMAliyu:
I find myself in the problematic territory of not even caring to try these days. I was shy when younger, not so much now.

Just a few weeks ago a friend of mine was going out on a date(?) with this girl, but the girl insisted on bringing a friend and in turn he asked me to come with him to balance things out. I agreed.

We went and picked them up and went to an ice cream and small chops place.

At the beginning I put in effort and tried to entertain the girl's friend, talking to her, asking questions, but Midway I lost all motivation and just stopped. Not because the friend necessarily did anything wrong, but something inside me just wasn't feeling the situation. And I was just sitting there dead silent put on my earphones and couldn't even be bothered to say a word for the rest of the evening.

Maybe I just wasn't getting enough feedback from the girl, IDK, but sometimes I think I'm dead inside when it comes to romance.
i can relate lol, but this annoying thing called “small talk” is actually a major way that people connect with each other.
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 1:41pm On Jan 14, 2021
HumorMe:
as it stands now, yea, exams will hold, barring a memo/announcement from NOUN.
thanks
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 8:41pm On Jan 13, 2021
Tolu181:
Is the Exam still starting on 18th??
co ask
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 6:28pm On Nov 17, 2020
Samisha500:
JUST IN NOTICE!!!
ABUJA MODEL STUDY CENTRE & GARKI STUDENTS
YOUR OUTSTANDING E-EXAM TIMETABLE IS OUT.
Thank you! thank you!
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 9:16pm On Nov 13, 2020
Anthonyo15:
MATTERS ARISING !!!

◾OUTSTANDING EXAMS FOR ABUJA MODEL STUDY CENTRE & GARKI WILL BE IN DECEMBER

◾P.O.P EXAM FOR THE NEW SEMESTER (2020_2) WILL COMMENCE IN JANUARY

◾WHILE E-EXAM WILL BE AROUND THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY 2021

◾STUDENTS WHO ARE YET TO REGISTER FOR 2020_2 SHOULD ENSURE THEY DO THEIR REGISTRATION THIS WEEK TO BE ON A SAFER SIDE OWING TO THE FACT THAT SUBMISSION OF TMA 1 WILL CLOSE ON 22ND NOVEMBER WHILE REGISTRATION OF COURSES AND EXAMS WILL CLOSE ON 30TH. DO YOU THINK TMA1 WILL BE EXTENDED?

MC SOLUTIONS
08185025045
is the timetable for the outstanding exams for Abuja model study centre out yet?
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 9:09am On Oct 13, 2020
Samisha500:
NOTICE ON E-EXAMS

Students of AMSC, NURTW are to please note e-examination will be taken at a date to be announced later. This is because the examination halls at Abuja Model Study Centre are undergoing a major facelift.

Thank You
is there a chance we can be moved to other center to take the exam or we will have to wait till the building under construction is completed?
RomanceRe: My Neighbors Wife Is About To Push Me To The Wall. by elguaje(m): 3:00pm On Jul 18, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

From your story..your apartment looks like face me i slap you type of house

Now this is it....we real niggarrrs don already know say you don make up your mind to bang her ass
So no matter wetin we say now nor go deter you from proceeding
As a real niggarrr way i be plus the fact say i be realist and also i nor be hypocrites...I go advise you to confirm first if the bride price of that woman was paid or they were just cohabiting...if the latter is the case then go ahead and bang her..but if her bride price was paid...my nigggar don't bang her
I remember my grandfather will always warn me...that banging a woman way them don pay her bride price dey hinder man progress except she can show a certificate of divorce or proove with evidence say she and the husband don really divorce
Words of wisdom
CareerRe: Is The Legal Profession As Lucrative As It Used To Be? by elguaje(m): 2:55pm On Jul 18, 2020
Vianna:
In my opinion, I think it's no longer as lucrative as it used to be and it's a very sorry situation. A lot of lawyers roaming the streets, they are suffering. Some of the many problems are

1. Too many graduates, little job slots

2. Senior colleagues are not ready to give the younger ones a chance

Most lawyers are "charge and bail" . They roam the streets and advertise their services to potential clients and they don't even have a place to call office. Many of them loiter in court premises all day under the hot sun and await the arrival of the police, hoping that the police would bring some accused persons who do not have lawyers to defend them. The moment this happens, the lawyer would approach the accused (usually agberos, louts and unfortunate Nigerians who the police had decided to transfer his frustrations on. ) and offer his service either directly to the accused persons, or through his relatives or friends who followed him to court. After a certain meagre fee is paid. The lawyer will appear before the magistrate and orally apply for bail, which in most cases would be granted if the offence(s) is a bailable one.

Being a lawyer in today's Nigeria is overrated, studying in school for 5 years to become a lawyer is a waste of time. To me it's more meaningful if used as a part time job while you venture into business or entrepreneurship.
I dey with you
RomanceRe: Should I Block And Blacklist Her? by elguaje(m): 12:25pm On Jul 15, 2020
joviegghead:
The immaturity of the guy who created this thread is astounding. You want to block her because she's calling to check on you. Probably, To avoid bad blood between both of you after she turned you down.

I actually feel you're pained and just looking for a way to cowardly fight it by avoiding her. You have feelings for her but you're just vengeful and think blocking her is the best way to go about your predicament.

Fam, step up. Keep the line of communication free from bad vibes. She isn't your enemy. She clinging to her guy but checking up on you after hurting you shows the kind lady she is... Sensible...

And one more thing: Move the Bleep on. Life isn't static. You shouldn't be.
A matured comment �
RomanceRe: Should I Block And Blacklist Her? by elguaje(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2020
joviegghead:
The immaturity of the guy who created this thread is astounding. You want to block her because she's calling to check on you. Probably, To avoid bad blood between both of you after she turned you down.

I actually feel you're pained and just looking for a way to cowardly fight it by avoiding her. You have feelings for her but you're just vengeful and think blocking her is the best way to go about your predicament.

Fam, step up. Keep the line of communication free from bad vibes. She isn't your enemy. She clinging to her guy but checking up on you after hurting you shows the kind lady she is... Sensible...

And one more thing: Move the Bleep on. Life isn't static. You shouldn't be.
A matured man right here. �
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 4:14pm On May 30, 2020
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EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 4:13pm On May 30, 2020
qanda:
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noted
RomanceRe: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by elguaje(m): 10:18pm On Feb 27, 2020
chronique:
Sometimes, they end up with average looking girls cos the very pretty ones run away from them for fear of being jilted. Most handsome guys don't really date the prettiest girls cos for both of them, their looks is a curse them. They tend to form for each other and eventually don't end up with lasting relationships cos they both see themselves as too hot to bend backwards for the other. Ugly looking men usually have more confidence to approach the prettiest girls cos they have nothing to lose. A fine boy might not approach a very pretty lady cos he doesn't want his ego stroked if she says no.
you must be a handsome guy to know all this
EducationRe: NOUN Students Finally Get Accepted By NYSC by elguaje(op): 11:16am On Feb 20, 2020
LilVast1:
Na today dem dey talk am?
Dey whine yourself
Go to Nysc portal and confirm it man
EducationNOUN Students Finally Get Accepted By NYSC by elguaje(op): 10:55am On Feb 20, 2020
For some time now the management board of the National Open University of Nigeria have been fighting for her students to join the National Youth Service Corps (nysc) programmes is now a success, The NYSC portal have listed NOUN lagos study centre among it's participating institutions



www.nounportal.org/noun-students-get-accepted-by-nysc/
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by elguaje(m): 6:52am On Feb 12, 2020
This gonna be another way to manipulate elections
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elguaje(m): 2:20pm On Feb 01, 2020
HumorMe:
*Notice! Notice!! Notice!!!*

This info is basically for *freshers*(100lvl first semester)

*freshers*, ah know y'all doesn't know how the school operates and u might not really get along with the system for the first time.

To avoid having a bad result or getting discouraged by the school system, u need an *educational consultant*,someone who is gonna guide u from the *startpoint* CUZ the source to all *bad result* is lack of information

*Information* is the key when is comes to *national open university*.atyms *self-study* can't do the trick for all courses especially courses under *faculty of science, management science and social science*

*NOUN* HAS TWO EXAMINATION SCHEMES WHICH ARE
��
*E_EXAMS(COMPUTER BASED)*
this is for 100lvl and 200lvl students

*Pen-on-Paper(P.O.P) EXAMS*
This is for 300lvl-400lvl students

Note: *100lvl* and *200lvl* still remains the easiest way to earn that good grade cos all exams are *computer-based* but when that chance is lost, their is no guarantee that *300lvl* will be better CUZ dahs wen *school for every students kickoff*

Graduating from *NOUN* IS A *SECOND CLASS UPPER* shld be your minimum priority CUZ *third-class* and *second class lower* shouldn't be an option*

*Tools needed to excel in national open university*
�Very reliable *educational consult* for good information and *guidance*
�Course materials
�Past questions
�Exams summaries
�A lecture center *(it might be an online gathering or a physical one)*
�Lastly, *DETERMINATION*


Lets curb failure. *THE REWARD OF HARDWORK IS SUCCESS*

WHEN U FAIL TO *PLAN*, YOU PLAN TO *FAIL*

Don't focus on any shortcuts if u gat anybody spreading such information.. *NO SHORTCUTS IN NOUN* so don't be fooled..

*EXPO WORKS BETTER FOR THE BRILLIANT ONES*

Lets make this semester a better one for everyone and let's smile at the end

For those in-need of an *educational consultant*, you can DM or call 07085777245

*ADMINS*
pls, kindly enlighten me about the science practicals.
EducationRe: Should I Withdraw From The University And Sit For JAMB Again? by elguaje(m): 1:21pm On Jan 23, 2020
ShenTeh:
A lot of people today who graduated with very poor class of degrees wish they started again.

It takes courage to start all over. But get your JAMB result and another admission first before you quit this one, else you may never continue with university education.

As for dad, mum is still you best channel. Mothers have a weakness around their children and a strength around their hubbies. Talk to mum if you still have one.

Otherwise, just edit this post a little and forward it to him. First tell him you are seeking advise for your very good friend. When he's done advising. Tell him very slowly that your friend is you and that you are sorry because you trully never want to disappoint him. He'll come around.

Good luck.
wow! you sound like a smart man! I was in the Same kind of situation years back. Only I got to 300level before I decided to withdraw and sat for jamb.after years of struggling to gain admission again I tried NOUN and I was given admission but my dad refused to foot the fees. He told me I have lost my opportunity but my mum stepped up at a crucial time of my life. I swear Mothers are gods!
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by elguaje(m): 3:26pm On Oct 15, 2019
suregalluv:
I know I'm pretty much surrounded by people who "love" me but at a point I get tired and crave for my solitude. I know I can easily switch moods and be sociable around people and I also tend to not let people discover me easily...just prefer being weird.
well, settling in a new environment is hard enough for us and not being surrounded by those people who understand you doesn't help. Kind of situation I'm in.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by elguaje(m): 11:22pm On Oct 13, 2019
The best way to help yourself as an introvert is to surround yourself with people who loves you and understand you.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by elguaje(m): 6:44am On Oct 07, 2019
SilverG33k:
I'm a core introvert and I don't like black, blue is my favorite color and my second fav is white
Good,there's always an exception

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