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And it is the end of the year again. Here comes the festive period which comprises the Yuletide, the new year, and what? Of course, the year continues, every other holiday is not held in high esteem like the aforementioned. Isn't that discrimination and segregation to every other holiday? Smiles!! When Individuals begin a new year after a whole lot of fun, they tend to make some resolutions, some go as far as drafting it out on a list. Why? Just to make sure they're able to attend to their desired goals. When they feel like giving up, they open their diary or wherever it was penned down, and, they can't pretend to be oblivious of the obvious. They push further, in the end, it is always worth it. There's a cliché that says "what is worth doing, is worth doing good." Just like every other sane human, I made resolutions, albeit, some resolutions are practically inevitable. Experiences, winnings, and losses, etc. are all part of these inevitable resolutions. Hitherto, I'm not a type that will jot down my resolutions, not meaning it's absurd. No, it's absolutely okay and cool. My Experiences!! 2021 was full of tremendous up's and down's, at a point I was literally fluctuating. You'll be reading my working experience which was fully driven by personal desires, I mean needs not wants, not material things, you get it? You might even learn a lesson or two. After the Covid-19 pandemic, the world was literally in chaos with hardship taking its toll on humans, I wasn't exempted as well. Let me ask you, can you stay without a smartphone at your age? Smiles! You can't? What will you do to get the Smartphone? Your parents will get it for you? Then you're lucky, I call you a lucky-chap. Well, I wasn't as lucky as you're, my parents had the money, but not money to buy me a smartphone, trust African parents, your smartphone isn't a top-notch priority. I literally convinced them all night every day to see reasons with me why they need to forfeit some certain amount of money to enable me to get a phone. Unfortunately or fortunately for me, they saw reasons with me but couldn't just part away with that amount at that hard time. To them, It was a want, not a need, to me, it was my life. I was always daydreaming of handling my social media accounts, Writing all I can and getting paid if lucky, I couldn't just wait. How about school? Will I enter a higher institution without a smartphone? Hell no. I can't start listing all I wanted a smartphone for. After months of futile bargains with my parents, I decided to end it abruptly and take the bull by the horns. To get what I want, I needed to leave my comfort zone. You wouldn't imagine what I did all just to get a smartphone. Ahhhh!! I went to work as a sales boy in a phone shop for six thousand naira (6,000) monthly. God, when I reminisce on this scenario, I conclude it isn't good to be a desperado. I was to work six days a week, 12 hours or more a day. I accepted it, but guess what? Hahaha, I ran away from the work after three days. Was it even up to three days? Whatever!! I was maltreated and used. I was advised to stand outside and be calling customers, more sales, more money. The sun, the stress, Hunger, name it. I endured. The straw that broke the camel's back was when my boss sent me to go and clean his new phone shop. Reader, trust me, if my boss was to hire people to clean up that new site, he would have done part away with equivalent or near of my salary. Gosh!! The place was so Dirty, the tiles had stained and needed chemicals for removal, the wall paints so dirty, the show glasses were crying for a change, so unpleasant and terrible, tremendously terrible. I was to clean up that place, I tried, but believe me, I was suffering, I became depressed under three days. I was trying to do the clean-up when my boss shouted gushed and screamed, he believed that I'm doing nonsense and should do it better, "scrub harder, what are you doing." At this moment, I nearly suffocated, why am I suffering like an orphan for a low wage of 6K when my parents are alive. Reader, guess what? Hahaha, I left the clean up at the spot and went home, I didn't even go to meet boss to tell him, I'm resigning after 3 days, I just left, told the next sales boy he should inform his boss I resigned, I left everything for him and whatever. Hahaha, my smartphone hope had gone extinct, I went home. As fate would have it, after weeks, I landed a new job, I was to work as a POS attendant. Dear Reader, this work plunged and flung me into a deep depression. I faced so many things, ranging from being accused of money theft to Money shortages resulting in slashed or no salary plus debts. My boss didn't even help things, he was very rude and harsh to his workers, all of us I mean, I think he even had a soft spot for me, if not, I would have been crying every day, Ahhhh. The nature of point-of-sales (POS) work is very risky. Any premeditated or unintentional negligence, recklessness, carelessness, and what have you!! You're gone, you might even be duped, it happened to my co-workers many times that they ran into debts of hundreds of thousands, imagine working for six months without salary, God saved me in my working place, I seldom encountered Issues. Dear Reader, in the end, I saved up and got myself a smartphone, all my intentions with the smartphone were fulfilled, I became a paid writer and all sorts. Okay!! At this point, I'll use the aforementioned story to tell you my losses and winnings. Mind you, my 2021 resolutions started coming on board when I started working, so, I can say, my 2021 began at that point, Howbeit, it was mid-year. My Winnings? I became independent to an extent, though under my parent's roof. Via the work, I had money to cater to all my needs. I even volunteered, yes I call it volunteer because it wasn't my duty Afterall. Yes, I volunteered to sponsor my school needs for the initial part when I got admitted. I paid my rent, bought my wears, etc. My account balance was fat in 2021 although I exhausted it all, I'm glad it is my future I invested the money in. While working and getting money, I resisted all urges to follow trends, wear fashionables and go on outings, I even denied myself my desired food when the appetite came because I was trying to save up. So, in 2021, I became financially independent though it lasted for a while, the desired while. I'm now a student and broke as a damn hell nigger, don't laugh. I'm still getting Writing Gigs though, the power of my beloved smartphone I desired. Are you learning? My losses, I had an academic loss, not losses. All thanks to Mr. JAMB a very good girl and a renowned bastard. This girl isn't very good, I now despise recounting the story, but I scaled through and will keep Soaring. In conclusion, my 2021 resolutions were all achieved and I even had to input more resolutions along the line. I got myself a smartphone with my own money, I catered for my needs, I entered higher institution and still helped myself through to step in, I became a paid Copywriter and Writer and I improved my skills, etc. There are immeasurable. God is wonderful!! Hard work is wonderful!! Determination is wonderful!! When you feel like giving up, remember I gave up and dusted my ass up, 2021, a good year. 2022, a very good year in anticipation, at the end, I'm thankful to God!! Are you thankful? https://www./519545288952046/permalink/919354125637825/?app=fbl Briefly Share your story in the comment box Please, this story is part of a writing contest, the writer only wins if he pulls off the highest engagements (Likes.) 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NOVEMBER LIGHT! Walking in the darkest room In the darkest hour with a dark mind All hope seems bleak All heads blank Like a nuisance, I'm despised. My help is lost My hope is lost My helper is helpless My Hoe is broken, how do I weed? Journeying through October My light seemed barred Is there a light in the tunnel? March, match past me some time. November to remember Remember to have been a member A member, not to be barred A barred is like a barren The barren is fruitless. Fruitfully I hop in for a fruitful fruit November be kind to me for kindness' sake. Share this post and your new month wishes ��� Join my group for more like this https:///298443095245892/
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So, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed when I came in contact with this post below by a friend. I thought it's wise to share it here. "Women v. HEAVY Makeup. . *Good Evening all and welcome to Part 1 of this program, we've kicked off and I wouldn't hesitate to thank you all, you deserve the accolades. Keep engaging, give your opinions, and don't relegate yourself from learning and putting what you read into practice though, I will try to make this post brief, for those that don't like reading long posts. �* So, I will say God created our female folks to be extremely and exquisitely beautiful, like who doesn't like a good thing? Probably, none I think. Low self-esteem is bad and one can downgrade oneself due to alleged stereotypes and discrimination, this topic I'm writing on has and will always remain a controversial one in our contemporary society. So, I ask again, what will make a beautiful female dress up, upon all the prettiness and the assets, will still go-ahead to use HEAVY poster color ("Abi na crayon" on her face that it becomes obvious and throw people like me into oblivion regarding the reason for the act. You might say it isn't wrong or it adds to one's exquisiteness, or probably with the cliche "guys like it that way" wait, who are you deceiving? � And who's giving the impression, like " where did you get the Inspirations from? I wonder... It is said "numbers don't lie" if it does, check the scoreboard", to my knowledge, most guys despise "HEAVY Makeup, and that's what most Ladies don't know" ask 10 guys out on the issue and get back to me if you doubt. *Let me share a little experience* So, I went for my matriculation ceremony, met my acquaintances, Colleagues cum friends, no big deal. Guess what? � Two Colleagues first passed me by, paused, and said "hello", I swear this man couldn't recognize who was talking, I just pretended I knew who was behind the poster color stuff and moved �. Along the line, I met with a guyman friend, we discussed as we cruised around on leg, we met another female colleague posing for a picture, she waved this time, the guy was quick enough to recognize who's behind the mask, I just stared hard and harder, pondering on "who's that?" At a point, I asked the guy who was waving and smiling, he answered "our Colleague". "Wahala dey o�" I was like "which our colleague again that I can't recognize, the girl heard it clearly and laughed, till now, I still don't know who was that, I've exonerated myself abeg �. Makeup isn't bad, it didn't start today quite alright. For Muslims, I don't know the utmost portion in the Quran that talks about that. Someone can help later in the comment section. For Christians, in Exodus Chapter 32 vs 1, down. Let me emphasize verse 2, "And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me." We can now see via the aforementioned verse that ornaments and probably makeup didn't start today, and no one objects to that, it's a renowned phenomenon. Personally, I like someone looking good, I mean good �, makeup isn't the Palaver, the issue is posing with poster color and long nails and be looking like the devil's reincarnate. You're beautiful, can't you do the needful artifice on your facials without deception? Oh yes, possessing a face that's not your own is public deceit and deception, let my lawyers charge you to court �. Where's a counsel there? Your attention is needed here. Solemnly, you're made in the image of God, read Genesis 1 v. 26, sister does God possess two faces on different days? "E weak me." Personally and from my perspective, do makeup, but make it light and not heavy, if you insist, fix the shortest of all nails, I'll admire you that way and others too will. I can recommend a way if you want, you can try straightening the brows, then you use lip gloss or stick that isn't other than the usual One's, you plait a fine hair, viz. attachment whatsoever, and use shiny hair oil on it, you can also use face powder, trust me they'll admire you die, not poster colors. Haaa, when did I become a makeup artist? � Concluding, You're beautiful for who you're, don't let low self-esteem or peer pressure drag you to what we can't fathom, You're a Christian and should dress like one. What you can't wear to a job interview or wear to sit before your pastor, albeit some church denominations have compromised this, however, don't wear it. Hitherto, you're beautiful and we know �. Do makeup, I'm not saying don't take care of yourself because you want to be a hypocrite assistant Jesus.� . Please, all I'm saying, am I right or wrong? � Please just place your suggestions on the comment box, let's discuss, I can't wait to hear views and attacks �� Don't worry, I'm coming for the males as well. Also, share for others to learn, Thank You. https://www.facebook.com/100052805166728/posts/393100995793403/?app=fbl |
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Good afternoon Nairalanders! I'm contesting in an essay writing competition. I have submitted the essay awaiting screening and probably, subsequent qualification to migrate to the next stage. We were asked to write an essay titled "My mother". I've done and submitted but I'm tensed as I don't know if I have written well nor stand a chance. Please judge the content below . . . “MY MOTHER” Where did I come from? It is vivid and renowned I was once an embryo, and then metamorphosed into a fetus, and then I came out after nine months via a woman's part, doesn't the woman deserve accolades? Giving birth to me, she screamed in pains, pushing painstakingly that I may have life, I laughed and she cried in a sweet-bitter way, her strength almost failed her, her body trembled tremendously, the hospital bedsheets tore in her palms, her screams and wails echoed around the hospital, a cesarean section wasn't in her list for fear of losing me or her life, abandoning a fragile and innocent me to the evils of the world. I was finally delivered, she was in good pains though, looking at me and smiling, her bouncing baby she carried for months is here, hospital bills were footed, as my mother and I couldn't leave the hospital bed nor the premises, she ended up losing her comfort and her money, for my sake, o my mother! My mother's breast, I sucked for months addicted to it. Weaning came and I cried, wanting to taste the milk I am used to, o my mother! At night's, I forfeited sleep to cry, my baby colic, probably looking forward to baby-sitter, who knew? My mother overlooked it all and spent the sleepless nights that I may sleep, sometimes getting pissed off with my unwarranted cries, my mother would spank my buttocks and look deep in my eyes to scare me cum instill calmness in me, I think she did as I've seen her do to my younger siblings. Nature made me a toddler, but my mother made me a walker, a talker, and a listener. How was I supposed to know the value of education? How would I have known that education makes one stand out of the crowd, how was I supposed to know that the lawyers I admire today passed through the school that pissed me? I see kids being taken to school, they will cry, wail, and scream wanting to follow the mother back home, probably food awaits them at home, maybe the sadness of leaving the mother to school. Smiles, the scenario I reminisce about is funny. They will go to the extent of biting the teacher's hand just to run to the mother, mother will remove her slippers to spank the child, chastising him and dragging him back to the classroom with mucus dripping down his nostrils, I'm pretty sure I did such as well, my mother did what was good for me, o my mother! My mother deserves the accolades, she deserves the praises, brothers and sisters hold your mother in high esteem, the love of a mother is next to the love of God that can never be truncated neither shall it wane. My mother sat and watch my infant's head, and as I'm growing old, I'll fly miles to make sure I pay her back. Hitherto, albeit the pains she passed through cannot be paid back, I accord her respect in return, O My Mother!! |
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Good afternoon Nairalanders! I'm contesting in an essay writing competition. I have submitted the essay awaiting screening and probably, subsequent qualification to migrate to the next stage. We were asked to write an essay titled "My mother". I've done and submitted but I'm tensed as I don't know if I have written well nor stand a chance. Please judge the content below . . . “MY MOTHER” Where did I come from? It is vivid and renowned I was once an embryo, and then metamorphosed into a fetus, and then I came out after nine months via a woman's part, doesn't the woman deserve accolades? Giving birth to me, she screamed in pains, pushing painstakingly that I may have life, I laughed and she cried in a sweet-bitter way, her strength almost failed her, her body trembled tremendously, the hospital bedsheets tore in her palms, her screams and wails echoed around the hospital, a cesarean section wasn't in her list for fear of losing me or her life, abandoning a fragile and innocent me to the evils of the world. I was finally delivered, she was in good pains though, looking at me and smiling, her bouncing baby she carried for months is here, hospital bills were footed, as my mother and I couldn't leave the hospital bed nor the premises, she ended up losing her comfort and her money, for my sake, o my mother! My mother's breast, I sucked for months addicted to it. Weaning came and I cried, wanting to taste the milk I am used to, o my mother! At night's, I forfeited sleep to cry, my baby colic, probably looking forward to baby-sitter, who knew? My mother overlooked it all and spent the sleepless nights that I may sleep, sometimes getting pissed off with my unwarranted cries, my mother would spank my buttocks and look deep in my eyes to scare me cum instill calmness in me, I think she did as I've seen her do to my younger siblings. Nature made me a toddler, but my mother made me a walker, a talker, and a listener. How was I supposed to know the value of education? How would I have known that education makes one stand out of the crowd, how was I supposed to know that the lawyers I admire today passed through the school that pissed me? I see kids being taken to school, they will cry, wail, and scream wanting to follow the mother back home, probably food awaits them at home, maybe the sadness of leaving the mother to school. Smiles, the scenario I reminisce about is funny. They will go to the extent of biting the teacher's hand just to run to the mother, mother will remove her slippers to spank the child, chastising him and dragging him back to the classroom with mucus dripping down his nostrils, I'm pretty sure I did such as well, my mother did what was good for me, o my mother! My mother deserves the accolades, she deserves the praises, brothers and sisters hold your mother in high esteem, the love of a mother is next to the love of God that can never be truncated neither shall it wane. My mother sat and watch my infant's head, and as I'm growing old, I'll fly miles to make sure I pay her back. Hitherto, albeit the pains she passed through cannot be paid back, I accord her respect in return, O My Mother!! |
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Hello Nairalnders. I'm a writer, I won't say I'm perfect but people can testify that I try my best and do my best in anything regarding writes. I deal with blog posts, Article/Essay writings, Copy writing, content creation, and essentially, Novels. I'm currently working on a romance cum political novel estimated to be over 20,000 words, it's intriguing and I'm thinking of how to sell it when I'm done. Recently, I've been thinking of placing it on Amazon, maybe I'll receive my royalties. As such, I want sophistic Amazon publishers to share their experiences. Is it worth it if I publish it on Amazon? The book is quite bulky and intriguing. I'm using Micro soft for efficacious and impeccable writings. Also, I write handy articles which I sometime post on my Facebook handle, I don't make money from it. As such,I've decided to monetize my writing skills, I'll gladly write whatever content you need, I charge #1 per word. The last time I posted the aforementioned on Nairaland, I got a client, my first ever, which I've turn his copywrite worker, I gave him a clean work and he paid me. Please contact me on WhatsApp if you'll like to try my article capabilities 09067179912 I can also refer to a client I've worked for, for further confirmations. Hitherto, Amazon publishers, is my book worth it on Amazon? Share your experiences. I don't want to take a risk I'm not sure of the outcome. |
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[color=#990000][/color] Good afternoon Nairalanders. I believe I'm speaking to learned and sophisticated people. I'm 18, done with high school, I wrote JAMB once last year and applied for Law in one of our universities. I studied very well for it, albeit, I scored 249 and I've not been given admission. To me, my score was a not so pleasing score as I studied thoroughly and vigorously for the exams and I didn't deserve the score. In my bid to enter school as a law student or nothing, as I've much passion for law, I decided to register for a Diploma-in-Law program in another university, admission is sure with a good O'level. Howbeit, few days pass by, I had a rethink, I'll say I'm from an average family and with the way the economy is, I'm not financially ready for school. You might ask why I didn't register for JAMB again this year, I'm working in a POS point, and work 12hours a day for a meagre pay as low as 10k, no time for studies, as such, I couldn't register for JAMB, coupled with my plans for Diploma-in-Law, after that direct entry to degree or write JAMB next year while I'm in school, ditch the program for Degree without completing it. Today, while discussing with mum, she tried coaxing me to wait and write JAMB again next year, and ditch the Diploma program as it's baseless and they've no money for it this year, that I'll go to school without any financial stress if I wait and write again next year. With the aforementioned, I decided I'll buy a laptop and start blogging and freelancing as I'm a writer, this thing is a God given talent and I didn't learn from anybody, when I pen down articles, people ask where I learnt the skill from and that I'm close to perfect. I decided to get a UK used laptop for 30k and develop myself while also making money via my writing career. I've taken a good decision ditching school and trying to get a skill? How can I also make money from my writes, I've heard of amazon, the only reliable and most popular, what can you recommend also? How about a blog? |
on her face that it becomes obvious and throw people like me into oblivion regarding the reason for the act.
