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PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Current Situation Analysis by Elistho(op): 7:07am On Jun 24, 2021
nlreserve:
The reality of the next level
The reality most Nigerians run from
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Current Situation Analysis by Elistho(op): 7:06am On Jun 24, 2021
Mangekyo:
Summarize son
Thanks sir
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Current Situation Analysis by Elistho(op): 10:40pm On Jun 23, 2021
Keep the views coming undecided
PoliticsNigeria's Current Situation Analysis by Elistho(op): 10:28pm On Jun 23, 2021
NIGERIA'S CURRENT SITUATION ANALYSIS

By Elisha Thompson.

Plagiarism marked wrong.

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Greetings my country people, I believe everyone of us is fine and in good health, if contrary, it shall be well, better days anticipated.

At this juncture, I'll plead neutral to political ideologies and devoid of sycophancy, I'm voicing out for the masses and grassroots, this piece should not been seen as politically induced nor for personal interests, I'm doing this for all citizens.

Looking at the economic situation of our dear country, I'll say we're receding, even the federal government acknowledged to this fact last year. Majority Nigerians are living from hand to mouth with no savings for rainy days, everything seems turbulent, I'm saying this out of experience, myself as a case study and other's as an example. People are dying, people are sick, laying on the hospital beds with a bleak future, no medics treatment, why? Nobody to foot the bills, also, some are behind bars, most are guilty, other's not really, they are there for reasons. Albeit, some set of youths are too myopic to see this, life goes on for them and they live like no man's business, I may say youthful exuberance. Welcome to Nigeria, we've the "rich kids from poor homes."

Castigations and criticisms for any public office holder in Nigeria is literally inevitable, you do the good, your region praises you and boast with enthusiasm to others, you do what is termed as bad, the whole country comes for your head. But I always say "he who is extremely critical about other's should be given the mandate to lead for a day," let's see the miracles he'll perform, everybody sees themselves as perfect and can do well than incumbents, I'll sound this, have you ever led a small faction of a said group before? An ideal place is church cum school, the class rep obligations cannot be over emphasized, howbeit, everybody see's him as the god in the den, now answer this yourself, if half of the class performs woefully in examinations, is the class rep to blame? Switching to church, the monk's duty is to look after the sheep and tend it flawlessly that non goes astray, even with that, most black sheep will still do what they think is right, they take delight and refuge indulging in inimical and nefarious havens, when they eventually fall into bad hands, is the monk to blame? He did his job likewise the class rep.

The aforementioned example is the situation Nigeria is. Trending now, news has it that one mister was rusticated in Akwa Ibom state university for libel and character defamation, the issue in a vis a vis manner involves the governor of the state, some acclaimed good citizens are critically looking at the governor, in their views, the rustication was tabled before the governor before implementation. Thus, the news went viral on media without a word from the governor, finally, he spoke. Guess, he's called names. Which governor or president , in short, which pubic official will have time to be surfing the net for hours searching for irrelevant information when issues on the table are beckoning on him and esteemed functions pending, calling for attention. This is how low we Nigerians think, we're some how the cause of our problems, we are too critical on our leaders and won't let them do their works, although there are bad eggs among, give respect to constituted authorities, it's not easy to lead a state, speak less a sovereign cum republican nation, we've been clamoring for change since 90's, when will we have a leader and mute up in satisfaction? We want to be like first world countries, forgetting that a thousand miles begins with a step, this is pertinent and shouldn't be overlooked.

People are dying in different forms; accidents, murder, assassinations, name it, all these, why? We may say bad governance, however, if looked at closely we're our own killers, government exempted. Youth's now want to get rich quick, flaunt whatever car brand, wear expensive clothes are live in affluence. This prompts them to look for various nefarious aids, why won't we be hearing of murders, when the youths are killing themselves for money. Some may say, the harsh economy prompted such, I'll say, "what happened to legit hustling."
Not to talk of advanced fee fraud, popularly called Yahoo Yahoo, we shout people are suffering, meanwhile, this young boys dupes the living hell out of people. No fear of God nor man. It's high time we realized we're the cause of our own problems, not all vices are from the government, watch out.

To balance both sides, I'll also come up with writes on issues the government is lagging behind and the bad eggs amongst them. Meanwhile, take note that the change we're clamoring for will never come if we don't begin the change with ourselves, we're too selfish.

We're in one way or the other responsible for our deaths, sufferings and woes, the spiritual aspects cannot be left out, I wouldn't go into that as not all are theist, albeit, the believers know what I'm talking about.


Just as the Nigerian pledge ends

I'm done


So help US God.

Share to others
Drop your views in the comment box, I'll appreciate them in the upcoming post.


Elisha Thompson
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https://www.facebook.com/100052805166728/posts/317325900037580/?app=fbl

Lalasticlala
TV/MoviesRe: Snapchat Ban!! by Elistho(op): 11:51am On Jun 18, 2021
Mynd4
Lalasticlala
Dominique
TV/MoviesSnapchat Ban!! by Elistho(op): 11:50am On Jun 18, 2021
So I was wondering, what if snapchat is contrabanded in Nigeria. What will happen to the photogenic ladies deceiving gullible men through fake pictures via snapchat?
Soft and toned face, everything moves on well on the picture, meeting them, you run for your dear life grin grin..

Do you support snapchat ban?
RomanceRe: Ugandan Married Woman Gets Stuck To Her Lover During Sex (Pictures) by Elistho(m): 8:25am On Jun 17, 2021
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Christianity EtcRe: Fornicating To Flee Masturbation (hypocrisy) by Elistho(op): 4:07pm On May 30, 2021
luvmijeje:
I'm also here to learn. Did the Bible tell you that you ejaculate subconsciously?
As a mortal you're, defend yourself you've never ejaculated subconsciously, either through wet dreams or otherwise
Christianity EtcRe: Fornicating To Flee Masturbation (hypocrisy) by Elistho(op): 3:58pm On May 30, 2021
luvmijeje:
You are entitle to your opinion o. My issue is your hypocrisy. What do I mean?



The purpose of sex is to relieve your body or as you said ejaculate. You ejaculated and you still have the gut to call others hypocrites for advising someone on other means to ejaculate.
Did the word subconscious ever crossed your mind while reading?? undecided undecided

This is religion section and not romance.

If ever you're in support of it, go and share your counter ideas in romance section. (Room for perverts).

In this religion section, we're here to learn undecided
Christianity EtcFornicating To Flee Masturbation (hypocrisy) by Elistho(op): 1:30pm On May 30, 2021
Hello Nairalnders,
A happy Sunday grin

Coming across various Nairaland sections, I'll definitely and vehemently attest to the fact that hypocrisy is what I'm seeing.

People will be coming out on a daily basis to confess how they engage in wanking and getting addicted to it to the extent of indulging in it like one who consumes food.

Advisers of course coming out with unreasonable and vague explanations on how to stop it cheesy.

I often read " get a hot girlfriend that will send you to the cloud whatsoever " lipsrsealed

Hypocrisy, you're advising somebody to replace Masturbation with fornication, and it pleases you to give such advises, infact, you find no fault in it, you see at as the most perfect means of curbing and eradicating masturbation.

Brother/sister, you're nothing but an hypocrite, even when the bible Said, "FLEE FROM ALL SEXUAL IMMORALITY".
You see masturbation as weird and abnormal, but definitely fornication is good by you. You're an hypocrite undecided

I'm an evangelist of God, I win souls for Christ, I preach the word of God, on the contrary, as flesh and blood, and a virgin, I've raging sexual hormones and a high libido.

All these are just normal phase of life, I once indulged in wanking, but I decided to stop, not because I no longer have lustful feelings, not because I don't enjoy the pleasures. But because the bible Said "FLEE". Flee from all, don't categorize any and make it look good, just flee. I decided to halt it completely.

since the beginning of this year, I've not deliberately and consciously indulged in any sexual act, nor view pornographic content's, but yesterday, I felt so hot that I couldn't control it,I was browsing through nairaland romance section, when I got extremely hot, I dropped my phone and almost slept when I subconsciously ejaculated, I just saw it as a normal stuff like urinating, I didn't categorize it as masturbation for all I care. I'm human and Paul in his teachings said " to avoid burning in passion i.e having high urges for sex ", get married.

I'm not up to the level of marriage, thus, I've decided to keep myself celibate.

Albeit, letting out sperms once in a while is inevitable, you might get it through wet dreams, don't feel guilty, so far you didn't deliberately do it, it's part of life as a male and you'll eventually come off it when you've a active sexual life with your wife.


My warnings, never you listen to the devil Telling you to fornicate to flee Masturbation.

Infact fornication is worst, both spiritually and physically.

My dear, just try your best and flee entirely "flee from all sexual sins"

Don't jump from frying pan to fire.


God who gave us urges will see us through.

Howbeit, physically, let me list the pros and cons of masturbation and fornication.


--- Fornication will lead to unwanted pregnancy, Masturbation MIGHT damage your sexual organs (FLEE)

--- Fornication weakens you spiritually, masturbation weakens you spiritually. (FLEE)

--- Fornicators are prone to STDS, Masturbators are prone to excruciating organs pains and addictions (FLEE)

--- Fornication and masturbation are all sins before God (FLEE)


Be celibate, sexual purity.

Cc- OAM4J
Front page please
RomanceRe: Best 10 Creative Writing With 100 Likes Will Get 10k From Me. by Elistho(m): 9:01pm On May 28, 2021
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LOVE CAUGHT ME grin

Even without thinking I'll ever fall for any intimate relationship, even when I had always been a thorn in the flesh for the man "love", even when I had always lived a non-social life, even when I despised love/romance, even even when intimacy was never in my dictionary, even when I thought I would never fall for anything intimate with the female gender, Even when I had opted for chastity and purity, even when I had kept myself devoid of any pleasurable intimate act all these years.


Dearie love, you've come to make me despised my old life, you've come to make me know that true and pure love exists, you've come to let me come in terms with " all exists but non-intimacy ".


Ooo how I cuddle you in my arms, oo how I wish our love will never end, ooo how I lock my eyes with yours and nothing in this planet seems to matter's anymore, ooo how I stay with people, jack, you turn up and everybody in sight seems to disappear but you, oooo my forever love, oooo my lover, I love thee.


I was studios, I despised any opposite gender relationship, I dreamt of bagging a first class, I dreamt of bagging out as the best student, I dreamt of succeeding in life, I dreamt of becoming a successful Young lawyer, all the aforementioned I dreamt but love.

Questions came, how do you cope without a female friend, ooo how do you deal with strong raging hormones, how do you free yourself of any sexual desire? These I dealt with, I burnt in passion, waiting to finish the big deals, waiting to suffer so we could enjoy later, waiting and denying myself all pleasures even when I longed for it, definitely I knew meeting you is inevitable.


I've achieved everything, I've come in terms with success, my desires are back, I long for you my love. Come into my arms let's go down together.

I love you my wife!!!
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Major-General Farouk Yahaya (Chief Of Army Staff) by Elistho(m): 4:55pm On May 27, 2021
Why always from the north? undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun: I Was Flogged By My Female Cousins On My 20th Birthday by Elistho(m): 1:36pm On May 27, 2021
Please why the hell is this making front Page undecided undecided

Who knows this guy and what has he being beaten up has to do with tidings kiss

Which mod pushed this to front page shocked
PoliticsRe: Constitution Review Hearing: What Would You Want Reviewed In The Constitution? by Elistho(m): 10:14am On May 26, 2021
wale0911:
Removal of immunity clause for the President and Governors.
I stand against this.

I only support " trial of incumbent leader's in court, verdict after the incumbent leader ruling years go into extinct, and punishment exactly after power with no hindrance"
PoliticsRe: Constitution Review Hearing: What Would You Want Reviewed In The Constitution? by Elistho(m): 10:08am On May 26, 2021
Regional/state autonomy.

The state should be entitled to her own autonomy to make policies and implement it without any hindrance by watchdog's parading as FG under the guise of safe guarding the constitution.
CareerDoctors And Lawyers, Who Speaks Better Grammar (photos) by Elistho(op): 12:18pm On May 20, 2021
So I was scrolling down my Facebook home page when something caught my attention, a very hot debate that I couldn't easily pass by without making comments, I hardly make any comment on a Facebook group post.

The debate was a very simple topic that went this way " Doctors and Lawyers, who speaks better grammar "

This aforementioned debate topic was so hot, majority stood for lawyers while a few supported doctors.

Thought, I should bring this to nairaland for more views and people perspective.

Note-- give your reasons, don't just stand for any of the two profession's without reasons.

Meanwhile, the photos below via Facebook read people's views, the young man long comment below is mine, I was countering somebody's opinion. I'm a prospective law student.

Do yours down

Cc- Lalasticlala and other mods please front page for more perspective and opinions.

AutosRe: The Motorcycle I Saw Today! ENGINEERS HELP!! by Elistho(op): 10:40pm On May 19, 2021
iampeterben:
Where in Naija did you see this?
Akwa Ibom state.
Ikot Ekpene precisely
AutosRe: The Motorcycle I Saw Today! ENGINEERS HELP!! by Elistho(op): 10:33pm On May 19, 2021
Anaskie:
You need to buy a new phone bro. Your camera is terrible.
shocked angry angry
Come and buy for me
AutosRe: The Motorcycle I Saw Today! ENGINEERS HELP!! by Elistho(op):
Please how do I tag a mod
To make this reach front page

I really want to get and comprehend the above vehicle undecided

Cc- Lalasticlala

Meanwhile, most of you shouting Lagos..

I saw this bike at Akwa Ibom state grin
AutosThe Motorcycle I Saw Today! ENGINEERS HELP!! by Elistho(op): 2:58pm On May 19, 2021
So I saw this motorcycle today grin grin

I was like what the heck shocked
How did this man manage to do this
I had to snap it live to post grin grin

Engineers please come and explain how he did this oo

CrimeRe: Suspected Yahoo Boys Protest In Osogbo, Osun Against EFCC Harassment by Elistho(m): 2:31pm On May 18, 2021
LMS1:
AKS THAT I KNOW AINT GAT GEE BOYS...
THE GEES IN OSOGBO ALONE IS MORE THAN THAT OF UYO AND EKET COMBINED.
WHICH OTHER PLACE IN AKS HAS GEES?
ORON?, IKOT EPENE?, ABAK?, WHERE?
BUT go TO OYO FOR EXAMPLE:
OSHOGBO, MOKOLA, U.I, AGODI GRA, ALAKIA, CHALLENGE, ETC...
That's what I mean

Infact South-South has a whole exception of some parts of Delta and Port Harcourt, the nonsense protest won't work
CrimeRe: Suspected Yahoo Boys Protest In Osogbo, Osun Against EFCC Harassment by Elistho(m): 2:05pm On May 18, 2021
This protest is nonsense in my state

A religious state like Akwa Ibom state

Low life youths shut the trap up

This kind of protest is vain here and it can never escalate to that of #END_SARS

Imagine parents and elders hearing youths are protesting so that they'll be free to engage in theft and fraud lipsrsealed undecided

You'll be surprised to see your parents suddenly partnering with EFCC grin
EducationRe: Did You Go For Another Bachelors Degree After Your BSc? Pls Share Your Story!! by Elistho(m): 9:30pm On May 13, 2021
Majority Nigerians if not all know of legendary kanayo O Kanayo

A law graduate at 50+

Only my one full sentence above should motivate you
CrimeRe: I've Just Been Duped, HELP ME!!! by Elistho(op): 1:25pm On May 10, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Go to the bank immediately.. they should to reverse the transaction or block his account before he makes any withdrawal
I just went there, sad, he has made withdrawal's already.

But the bank man was kind enough to offer me his digits, although it's switched off.
CrimeRe: I've Just Been Duped, HELP ME!!! by Elistho(op): 1:23pm On May 10, 2021
Joysticks:
If you are not smart in POS business you will be having shortage.It seems you didn't count the money before carrying out the transaction the second time.
The former restaurant I worked some years back,some dubious customers who came to eat asked for POS to make payment.One of them brought out his old looking atm card and slot it in.The transaction declined and instead of him to give me the pos to check,he printed out his customer copy and removed his atm card and gave me the pos.I sensed scam.He didn't even allow me to print my merchant copy.I asked him for his copy.Gbam! Declined.I told him the transaction was declined.They have to dipped their hands into their pockets and gather #10k to pay me.
I've been in this business for almost a year.

I was just duped today
CrimeRe: I've Just Been Duped, HELP ME!!! by Elistho(op): 11:54am On May 10, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Go to the bank immediately.. they should to reverse the transaction or block his account before he makes any withdrawal
It's not my business, I'm working for my boss.

He doesn't care whatever.

I'm just required to pay.

He isn't showing any concern
He's just indifferent shocked
CrimeI've Just Been Duped, HELP ME!!! by Elistho(op):
Good day Nairalanders.

Please before coming to read this thread, I'm sure

I took up a work as a POS attendant.

Just today, at about 9am in the morning, I was in good spirits and working, I wanted to make much commission for my boss today to make him happy.

A rogue looking young man came in to my work place, looking dirty and smelling of cigarettes.

He told me he wants to make a deposit of 90 thousand naira. Hearing the amount, I was elated because I knew I'll collect a commission of 900 naira, that's a lot of money for my boss.

I counted the money and it amounted to 90 thousand naira complete,I told him the commission, he bargained the price and I didn't accept, I gave his money back to him, he contemplated for a while and returned the money back to me with full commission.

I made the transaction of 90k, he left, before putting the money in my bag, I decided to make confirmations, all of a sudden, I counted the money and it wasn't complete again, instead of 90k, I saw 64k.

In short, he duped me the sum of 26,000.


Please who can help??
I'm in tears

PoliticsRecent Bad Happenings In Akwa Ibom State by Elistho(op): 10:10am On May 03, 2021
Hello Nairalnders,

I was scrolling down my Facebook when I came across a post by one of my friends, this young man named Eisha Thompson took time to explain everything that, just exactly the crisis Akwa Ibom is facing. I saw it as being captivating and decided to bring it to nairaland to share with everybody

This is the link. Meanwhile I'll copy out the post below.
https://www.facebook.com/100052805166728/posts/282632176840286/?app=fbl

#INSECURITY_MUST_GO ✊✊


Life remains a mystery and not everything is easy to comprehend.

If it was to be written that our dear state will one day become hideouts for hoodlums and criminals to perpetrate crimes uninterruptedly, if not all citizens, at least, the patriots would have doubted completely.

When did Akwa Ibom turn to a lawless state, when did Akwa Ibom state turn to a choas and lack of order?

What suddenly angered the bad influenced youth to gang up and turn the once peaceful state to a state of unknown fright were citizens live their daily life in fear?, Fear of the unknown?

Akwa Ibom state citizens, majority live from hand to mouth, no daily savings, talkless of life savings. The rich are clearly and vividly distinguished from the poor.

The above is happening and yet, we are facing crisis, economic and financial crisis.

Were is the government, were is the government for the people, all the manifestos tendered during election campaigns, were are the industries that can provide ample job opportunities to the masse's, were is the love, meekness and kindness that the government is supposed to show for it's citizens?

Just a day ago, we lost a blood, a youthful blood, the said leader's of tomorrow, the said leader's are being massacred on a daily.
Injustice is prevailing.

The lady in question was looking for a job, a job to put body and soul together, not minding the location, not minding the pay, not minding her security, she went all alone to face her Doom.

She made a tweet, the tweet was reposted, politicians didn't hear her cries, nobody answered her until she fell a victim, a victim to one rascal that deserves castration.

Now, the same politicians are disguising acts of kindness, showing hypocritical sympathy, and typing RIP.

The above Will continue to prevail.

If the government had provided job opportunities, what would have prompted a young lady to go into job hunting online and fall for devil's in sheep clothing's?

It's high time we stood up, it's high time we knew that it's time.

Not criticizing, I'm just being critical.
The Akwa Ibom state governor came up with a philosophy, "DAKAADA", the young lady ama dakadaa to look for something, now she's Dead.

Our dear governor, why not also "DAKAADA" for this lady?? Let justice prevail.


Apart from the lady in question, many atrocities are going on in the state, places of essence are being burnt down and destroyed, innocent lives are lost on a daily.

Akwa Ibom state is not peaceful again, we're in crisis we've not feel in a long long while, we're feeling the heats now.

Please come to our aid, help your people, return our state to it's last calmness.

The rate of insecurity is alarming, the rate of crime is sky rocketing, the rate of deaths and murder is getting funnier, the rate of locality inflation is too much for poor Akwa Ibomites.


#Justice_for_Umoren
#End_insecurity
#Our_state of calmness_must_return


Kindly share and repost till it reaches the Big dogs in the society

Help the masses






Nairalnders that's his post above, meanwhile you can click on this original post facebook link to share the post and make it go viral like he said to reach the government.

https://www.facebook.com/100052805166728/posts/282632176840286/?app=fbl

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