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Politics / Re: Bodies Of Three Drowned Soldiers In Bayelsa Recovered by elitebmb: 7:11pm On Sep 06, 2016
oh poor soldiers, why even take them to the creeks, people who don't know how to swim! It's not funny but crocodiles never drown, a better code name should be used cause crocodiles are beginning to shed tears.
Science/Technology / Re: Between Albert Einstein And Thomas Edison Who Contributed More To The World? by elitebmb: 8:51am On Sep 03, 2016
Albert Einstein wouldn't come up with a theory if not for the eyes (light bulb invention) given to him by Thomas Edison!
No doubt, they were both great science savvy, but much credit is often given to Thomas Edison!

I did my research and Edison ranks first on major science magazines. Einstein is no match for he great Edison, do your research, he would always rank no.2.

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri-Erewa Meets Mark Zuckerberg by elitebmb: 7:52pm On Sep 02, 2016
If Mark Zuckerberg had invested his time in criticising his leaders, perhaps, there wouldn't be startups like Facebook!

I wonder why a little boy should refer to a full-grown man as "useless," President for that matter!

Poverty isn't the only problem Nigeria has currently but also a lot of unpatriotic citizens who should best be described as "aliens" among humans.

Facebook founder has contributed immensely to the greatness of America and the world at large, this he has done without criticising any one knowing fully well that he has a role to play.

If your friends say your mother's soup tastes good, that's because of d honor you hv attached to it.

Before you insult the President, know that he is ordained by God, know it isn't easy to rule, especially the kind of already corrupt government he took over!
God bless Nigeria!

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Politics / Re: Mark Zuckerberg: FFK And Reno Omokri Spar On Facebook Over Comment About Hausa by elitebmb: 5:11pm On Sep 01, 2016
I don't know these guys in persons, but truth be told, "it wouldn't be a nice idea to have FFK as teacher or mentor."

Many years of this! Many years of that and no seeming achievement!

FFK has had many opportunities to change the lives of average Nigerian youths, yet he did nothing!

He's only renowned for making unreasonable statements, inciting religious and ethnic crisis!
He claims to be a Southerner, what has he done for his people?

Mark has given me Facebook and Freebasics, I can surf the basics online for free!
Reno, leave the evil parrot and continue to be positive minded!
Politics / Re: #zuckerberg'svisit: This Is The Most Patriotic Post By A Nigerian In Recent Time by elitebmb: 11:10pm On Aug 30, 2016
The Tech guru "Mark Zuckerberg" gave us free access to the Internet!
Our leaders couldn't do it, he partnered with Airtel and now we have Freebasics a.k.a Internet. org.

A good friend indeed is worth 1billion useless politicians!

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TV/Movies / Re: One-Legged Lady Dancer For Yemi Alade's Dance Competition Breaks The Internet by elitebmb: 4:28pm On Aug 28, 2016
Must read: Five must installed smartphones applications, link @ techxpoz..in/2016/08/five-must-installed-smartphones-application.html?m=1
Politics / Re: Militant Leader And His Commanders Killed In Rivers (Graphic Photos) by elitebmb: 2:01pm On Aug 28, 2016
The present government is so serious about tackling issues of security in the country and I must say it's a welcome development.

My only advise to the military is that they should be careful and professional in the line of duty so that innocent lives would not be destroyed.

The youths should desist from crime related activities.

Instead of carrying guns around looking for someone to terrorise and rob, engage yourself in positive and creative activities like learning how you can change your picture background to any good background of your choice with your android phone.

This tutorial is free @ http://techxpoz..in/2016/08/change-picture-background-on-android.html

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Sports / Re: Coach Siasia Quits Over "A Disrespectful System" by elitebmb: 7:38pm On Aug 27, 2016
Free tutorial on how to change background picture to any background on android.

Read @ techxpoz..is/2016/08/change-picture-background-on-android.html?m=1
Crime / Re: Body Of Executed Seck Osmane Buried In Indonesia by elitebmb: 8:57am On Aug 01, 2016
win3k:


I noticed you did not say anything about the ibo drug dealers carry drugs to Indonesia, you also did not mention that 50 people die in Indonesia everyday from drugs!

ibos have killed more Indonesians than Indonesians have killed ibos.

get you priorities right Numbskull

Well the Ibos do not forcefully administer drugs upon the Indonesians, they like the drugs and so they patronize.

Indonesians r d ones killing themselves.
Crime / Re: Body Of Executed Seck Osmane Buried In Indonesia by elitebmb: 9:07pm On Jul 31, 2016
It's something that I just don't understand, why is Indonesia so evil?

apart from carrying out execution, isn't there any other thing that can be done?

Even the judges themselves r defaulters of the law, my Bible say don't Judge. See their faces as they carry out evil acts, I rather live in jungle if I don't have any place rather dan Indonesia.
Politics / Re: Wike Lights Up Wimpey Area Of Port Harcourt(pics) by elitebmb: 11:01pm On Jul 29, 2016
do something much better that would soar development in the state, I can fund street lights project with my pocket money.
Travel / Re: Top 5 Beaches In Lagos (pictures) by elitebmb: 3:03pm On Jul 22, 2016
Pls help vote for Blessing Egiom for Face of Kenpoly, Rivers. Please share with yours friends. The voting link @ http://www.naijafrolic.com/2016/07/fok-16-contestant-no-9-egiom-blessing.html?m=1

NYSC / Re: Corper Invents Driver Training Workshop - Photos by elitebmb: 4:19pm On Jul 21, 2016
Waste of time and resources inventing what Nigerians would not want to patronize! Better find a good job and do, stop trying to gain cheap popularity for an impractical game toy! You can get a decent job as a professional driver with the avengers. The closest woman in the picture is not even happy for a show of hypocrisy!
NYSC / Re: Corper Invents Driver Training Workshop - Photos by elitebmb: 4:15pm On Jul 21, 2016
Waste of time and resources inventing what Nigerians would not want to patronize! Better find a good job and do, stop trying to gain cheap popularity for an impractical game toy! You can get a decent job as a professional driver with the avengers.
Science/Technology / Please Help Me Out, How Can I Disable Javascript In Blogger by elitebmb: 5:00pm On Jun 11, 2016
Dear fellow Nairalanders, I made attempt to submit my blog to Facebook freebasics program and my blog was rejected, reason being that my blog contains JavaScript! I was advised to disable JavaScript completely from my blog and apply again, but I don't know how to disable JavaScript from my blog on blogger!
currently I use awesome template on my blogger blog! So how can I disable JavaScript from my blog please.
Please help me out and I'll be pleased with you, thanks!
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Interview With Daily Mail: I Move In A Bullet Proof Car In Nigeria by elitebmb: 10:36pm On Jun 07, 2016
She says d truth, indeed Nigeria is insecure! Why did we hate d truth, insecurity is the reality in Nigeria!

If you don't prefer someone to paint u black, then u gat to act right!

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Crime / Re: Cultists Kill 23 Persons In Rivers State by elitebmb: 10:35pm On Jun 04, 2016
Rivers of blood! people gets killed a lot in Rivers state! Too much Machine guns and Ak -riffles!

The worst, security in Rivers is history!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is Sick, Has Meniere Disease (Ear Infection) - Premium Times by elitebmb: 2:33pm On Jun 04, 2016
Oh my President, God be with you and help you to recover!
Hv no country but Nigeria, hv no President for now but Buhari!
God bless d President, God bless Naija!
Politics / Re: Ogoni Clean-Up Will Take 30 Years To Complete by elitebmb: 8:14am On Jun 04, 2016
Ogoniland is greatly devastated by oil spillage, 30yrs may not even be enough!
Politics / Re: Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force Vows To Launch Missiles & Bring Down Aircraft by elitebmb: 3:19pm On Jun 02, 2016
It's hard to swallow this, that these Niger Delta militia groups own missiles!

I look forward to June 7 and forth, m sure there would be no missile launch!
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by elitebmb: 9:54pm On Jun 01, 2016
It's remarkably regrettable as there is no available medium for me to confirm that the Avengers truly issued this threat to life!

The Avengers should be happy for the yet-to-come visit of Buhari to great Ogoni Kingdom, for the record, the immediate clean up of Ogoniland was one amongst Avengers demands!

So the big question is; do we think it's possible the Avengers would attempt to stop Buhari from coming to Ogoniland, to stop him from doing what they told him to do!

I'm not 2 sympathetic to the Avengers as they demand for the release of Nnamdi Kanu who isn't a Niger Deltan but a Biafran secessionist, however, that stops me not from saying this threat to life isn't from the Avengers but from mischief makers!
Phones / Re: GLO New Cheap Data Plans & Prices (2GB For N1,000) by elitebmb: 9:56pm On May 31, 2016
Nigeria is getting better!!

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