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RomanceRe: How My Dad's Sister Molested Me Sexually And Severally by Eljefe(m): 1:37am On Nov 09, 2016
Same here
RomanceRe: Men, How Long Do You Wait Before The Next Round?-be Honest please. by Eljefe(m): 2:30am On Sep 10, 2016
wakes:
While some people boast of 5 straight rounds when making love, others do once and it's over for the day.
It is also true that when a man releases or cums, he loses interest in it automatically at least for a short while.

From your experience, especially for you that goes up to 5 rounds before retiring.
How long do you wait before resuming the next round?
Honest answers please.

A. 0-1 minute
B. 1-2 minutes
C. 3-5 minutes
D. I don't wait at all!
E. I do only once and STOP!
F. None of the above, custom answer.
Oya let's roll...
3 working days
LiteratureRe: Alone.. by Eljefe(m): 11:33pm On Aug 29, 2016
PamelB:
Don't really know if I should take your advice and keep updating when no one appreciates my work. Its really heartbreaking that's why I decided to stop and read other updates since mine isn't good to get viewed and appreciated. Thanks all the same
Ur story is interesting....Please continue....Thumbs up!!!
TravelRe: U.S. Immigration Questions: Ask A U.S. Consular Officer by Eljefe(m): 5:41pm On Jun 29, 2016
Hi V.O, I am a LPR an I have lived in the US for about a year. I'm about to get married to my fiance in Nigeria and file for her to join me. I would like to know what documents I would need for this process and what my chances are of getting it approved...Thanks!
TravelRe: Should I Go To America Or Forget About It? by Eljefe(m): 5:36am On Jun 10, 2016
princeonx:
He's not a US citizen or permanent residence, are you saying Nigerians qualify for this benefits too?
Only citizens and PR....not for foreign students
TravelRe: Should I Go To America Or Forget About It? by Eljefe(m): 1:11am On Jun 10, 2016
CProf:
Good day nairalanders,
I need your advice and help on what to do because I am totally confused.
I am 23, holds a Bsc from a Nigerian university.
I recently got into a masters program in the US with full tuition waiver and a generous monthly stipend that would cater for my living expenses. I already have my particulars to apply for my F1 student visa but I'm scared because of the uncertainty that lies ahead; also the exchange rate is not helping matters cry
I am sure I would get the visa but as I'm talking, I only have 100k left on me because I spent a lot during the application processes.
I can huzzle and get my flight fee because I still have 2 months to resumption.
Now, my headache is that I would still need up to $2000(roughly #700,000) to survive for the first month, pay health insurance and other small fees before I start receiving my monthly stipend of $1500.
School resumes August 14, what should I do?
Tried taking up loan from the bank but didn't work out.
I am confused at the moment.
Should I go ahead and get the flight fee, get to US with almost no amount except God provides an helper?
Or should I just forget about my America dreamhuh
I have exhausted all my options, God help me.
Please advice a brother.

N.B
My parents are old pensioners that only God knows when the government would answer them.



I am at a crucial point in my life.
Thanks
I think this is opportunity is too good for u to pass up because of funds....since you don't have to worry about tuition and u also get to receive monthly stipends then u should take it...U didn't say anything about accommodation though, cos that could be a problem if you're not staying on campus....transportation too...depending on the city u're going to...if u can get all those sorted, you'll be fine.....Bear in mind that they'll also let you stay for a year or two after your studies...during that time,u can get ur papers and stay permanently. Just hustle what u need now...u'll be ok
EducationRe: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by Eljefe(m): 12:54am On Jun 04, 2016
dapsondou:
There should be a body to control the multiple admission thing. Once you gain admission in one, the rest should be cancelled automatically to give others a chance.
Read it in the news late last year of a young Nigerian that gained admission in 16 universities in USA. I guess they're using this same method.
My point exactly....
EducationRe: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by Eljefe(m): 10:38pm On Jun 03, 2016
NigerianScholar:
. They had a problem. And it would be adressed
and the post ume problems cannot be addressed??..it has to be scrapped insteadhuh
EducationRe: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by Eljefe(m): 10:34pm On Jun 03, 2016
NigerianScholar:
If you dont get in d list of people to b screened. You would be taken to another uni
and if its a uni i dont like, or one that is too far huh
EducationRe: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by Eljefe(m): 10:33pm On Jun 03, 2016
Yemhey:
I reason along with those in the motion of scrapping it for one reason; most of the university in Nigeria doesn't centered there post utme exams base on your course of study(area of specialisation), one might wants to offer economics or any other social science courses and he/she be encountering questions from physics, chemistry and biology.
lies....
EducationRe: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by Eljefe(m): 10:31pm On Jun 03, 2016
NigerianScholar:
Thank you for being unbiased. Jamb as a lot of work to do
is it the computers that would give the admissions toohuh....and last i checked, i'm pretty sure it was humans that made computers, not the other way round...
EducationRe: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by Eljefe(m): 10:28pm On Jun 03, 2016
NigerianScholar:
Thank you for providing me with valid points. Instead of pouring down insults on me.
If you ask me, i think post ume era has been a success compared to the era of just jamb in the sense people have been able to get admission to school. Instead of cancelling the process that has been largely successful because of excuses like stress of travelling, or money for post ume forms or corruption in the universities, why not find ways of making the system more transparent??

On the issue of money for post ume, it may sound harsh, but education is not cheap. If you desire to have education, then you should be ready to pay for the quality of education you want. But in order for the Universities not to extort the prospective students, the NUC can regulate the amount for the post ume forms. They are the Universities governing body so they can do it. Also why cant Jamb reduce the amount it charges for the formshuh

On the issue of corruption, there is no denying that some universities are corrupt. Jamb itself is also corrupt, so why are you not advocating on the scrapping of Jamb for that reasonhuh Isnt it better to find ways of ending the corruption?? Cancelling post ume wouldn't stop the corruption in the system, because before post ume, there was corruption in the system. People still got admission through fraudulent processes.

On the issue of travelling, its not an issue because its a common practice, done everywhere in the world. That it is not safe doesn't call for post ume to end. If post ume is scrapped and jamb sends you to University of Borno, because its trying to fill up the spaces, will you go there hapilly??, and if you do, wont that also be travellinghuh


If i may ask, has the govt given its reasons for scrapping the post ume??...If it has, then i am 100% sure that it wasn't scrapped because of travelling or the cost of post ume forms. It was likely done to favor some people because removal of post ume , reducing the jamb cut off to 180 and making it valid for three years only weakens our educational system
EducationRe: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by Eljefe(m): 8:33pm On Jun 03, 2016
NigerianScholar:
I am strongly in support of this...i know most of you arent. But to make this post simple to understand i'll number all my points
1. The scrapping of the post utme favours those that scored high marks in jamb and dosent favoured those that had technical problems
2. This would strongly reduce the 'egunje' in many universities. Meaning buying admission. As the scores that will be used to produce your cut off will come from your utme
3. It will save students a lot of stress for travelling all the way to a place just to write another exam and prevent extortion of money from parents by the university (******* university charge 6500 for their p utme)
4. There are many concerns about most people not gaining admission into their preferred institutions. Yes, this may be bad. But it would be a good thing in the long run. As it would let the enrollment into all institutions balanced. Everyone wants to go to unilag. Ui. Oau or whatsoever.....they should encourage people to try other universities
5. It doesnt make sense to write 2 exams for the same purpose. And if the university organises its exams. Like I said before....there would be ojoro
6. Jamb is going to shuffle canditates across different tertiary institutions

Give your views below. I actually dont see any reason why this is a welcome idea
I strongly disagree with u and i'll give u strong arguments according to your numbered reasons...

1) If you scored high marks in jamb, then you should have no problem passing the post ume that is if you wrote the jamb on ur own, without any help...

2)there is no sense in cutting off the whole hand because the finger is corrupt. Last time I checked, Jamb isn't corruption free too...so shouldn't it be scraped toohuh

3)travelling in search of an education is something that is done all over the world. If it's not safe to travel in Nigeria then it's the responsibility of the govt to make it better..also the govt or the NUC can also regulate the amount of money each university is allowed to charge for the post ume process..

4) Writing post ume also helps make the admission process balanced...because if a lot of pple pass the cut off that a department can take, what reason do u have for not giving them the admission??...Writing Post ume helps prevent that by making it difficult for just anyone to get in there, thereby ensuring that the best brains get the admission.

5) Ur 5th reason is invalid. There's nothing wrong in writing two exams to get admission..it helps to ensure that you have the best students in the universities...

6) So if I'm sent to an institution in a state where I know no one, does that not make room for the stress u talked about in ur 2nd point??...Students should be allowed to go where they please...its up to the universities to regulate that by having a limit on the amount of students that they can admit...
PoliticsRe: (screenshot) Civilian President Vs Ex Military President (review) by Eljefe(m): 5:17pm On Jun 03, 2016
donphilopus:
So these hallucinators are still believing that Buhari canceled his proposed visit due to the empty threat issued by those scavengers?! Buhari canceled his visit to Lagos, he did same to Cross River. So what's the big deal in canceling his visit to Ogoniland? Did he also cancel his scheduled trip to Senegal because of threats?! These embittered Ugandans are so funny!

BTW, how many years did it take Jonathan to
visit Chibok?!
We all knw he cancelled his trip to Senegal, so that it won't look as if he favours only foreign trips...on why he cancelled his trip to PH, can u let us know, since u work for d presidency
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Averted Disaster In Ogoni Land ~ By Mohnice by Eljefe(m): 2:30pm On Jun 03, 2016
mohince:
If Buhari visits Ogoniland today and an attempt is made on his life, two things are bound to happen and both leads to only one end. One is to take him out using snipers or whatever and then what? The army will wipe the entire Southeast and South South off the surface of the earth. The army, Air force, Navy and all other security forces will be given a 'shoot at sight order' to keep shelling the entire region until nothing moves again, yes, nothing. The other is to make an attempt on his life and he escapes the assassination plot; either ways, the security agents will still kill everyone and everything. So, who wins?
No matter how it plays out, the northerners will immediately commence ethnic Cleansing against the Millions of southerners in the North and the Southerners will also annihilate the Few northerners in the South and a full scale war that is worse than the Biafra or bokoHaram war will begin. Every ethnic group will take up arm against the other and continue to kill one another till the whole country is littered with corpses. Then the international community will wade into the crisis in the name of quelling the fight and take our oil and lands away from us. Then another round of Colonialization will begin in full gear and the few ones that are lucky to be alive will become slaves to the West. Biafra is lost and One Nigeria is also lost. So, who wins?
Then 60 years from now, one of the few lucky survivors of the war will author a book with the title: 'There was a country' or 'Buhari's visit to Ogoniland: The beginning of the end of Nigeria'; or something like that. Again, who wins?
But after a deep thought, I told myself that Buhari was right to cancel his visit and take the Shame that comes with it. He has clearly demonstrated a rare statesmanship that is worthy of emulation. The Buhari that I know is not worried about his life; he fought in the Biafra war 49 years ago. He is a war General who has seen death on several occasions. He is only concerned about the millions of life that will be wasted because of him as well as the aftermath effect of such bloody situation on the over 170million lives of fellow Nigerians.
Thank you baba for saving our lives. You have just earned yourself the title of 'The father of a new Nigeria! Shame on you Wailers!
God bless Nigeria
God bless President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR!

PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Security Forces Kill Oil Militants, Separatists-New York Times by Eljefe(m): 10:35pm On May 31, 2016
catlova2:
Now u got some point. But what pains me is they do not see Asari or Tompolo as enermies.
In the beginning, they saw them as freedom fighters and a voice for them...those ones have gotten paid and left the creeks for them...nd it's back to square one
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Security Forces Kill Oil Militants, Separatists-New York Times by Eljefe(m): 4:38pm On May 31, 2016
catlova2:
Now u r going to the real thing. From your own point of view what is the solution to these problem? Paying some set of hooligans some shiiiit in the name of amnesty?

Which states get the highest allocation from the federal government?
What does the ministry fro Niger-Delta do?


Have you looked at some things critically and know where exactly to direct your angers?

Your leaders are leading you astray. Its simple.
In my opinion, that amnesty deal was just a short term fix to a very big problem...and as we can all see, the problem is right back in our faces...we need to find out the root causes of this problem and tackle it from there instead of using superficial means...I only feel for the common pple in the region, who are going through this hardship. I don't support militancy because we all witnessed how Asari and Tompolo got rich off it, and did nothing to help their pple....The federal and state governments haven't lived up to their responsibilities , so I have no sympathy towards them. But until we tackle this problems from the root, it will never go away
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Security Forces Kill Oil Militants, Separatists-New York Times by Eljefe(m): 2:59pm On May 31, 2016
Orikinla:
.
Okay, sorry. No vex.
But are you more than 5%?
No we aren't....but why are the 95% depending on the resources frm 5%huh
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Security Forces Kill Oil Militants, Separatists-New York Times by Eljefe(m): 2:54pm On May 31, 2016
catlova2:
The Nigerian soil belongs to Nigerians. Go to pluto. There is free land there. Maybe oil too. But right here in this country. We will not let some animalistic 5% exhibit their ludicrous behavior
U don't care about what happens to the pple who have no water to drink, bath or cook...who can't find fish in their water because of pollution from the oil, and whose farms have become waste lands, as long as u have light yh??
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Security Forces Kill Oil Militants, Separatists-New York Times by Eljefe(m): 2:48pm On May 31, 2016
catlova2:
You are 5%. Why is the truth just so hard to take in?
5% that is why they should be marginalised but the resources gotten from their territory is being used to sustain the nation...U must be sick
PropertiesRe: Amosun At The Scene Of Collapsed Shopping Complex In Abeokuta by Eljefe(m): 5:20pm On May 13, 2016
YorubaHighness:
Yoruba governors are working!!

Amosun and our orobokibo governor, Ambode are the most active Yoruba governors till date.

Amosun thank you for being so proactive and quick with your reaction.


Omo Ogun, ise ya!
Have u ever been to Akutehuh...when u do, u'll change ur perception about Amosun
TravelRe: Some Courses To Study In Nigeria Before Coming Over To America by Eljefe(m): 6:00pm On Apr 24, 2016
spafu:
I am rounding up my M Sc in Business Administration here in Nigeria, so are you saying I should go and sit for another JAMB and spend some extra six to study medicine?
Lol...yup, ur course is useless in America...if u want to make good money
CareerRe: Lecturing Job Vs MNC Job Which Do You Prefer? by Eljefe(m): 4:24pm On Apr 24, 2016
Princeojua:
From what I read, bro go and lecture.
In a federal university you can be paid at least 200k including as allowee.
Students will want you to favor them with marks to pass, that's another Money. lets say 100 students want you to pass them at 3k each x 100= 300k. that's bonus for just one semester.
People like you are one of the major problems we have in this country...its people like u that would sleep with girls for marks and collect money...ode
RomanceRe: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by Eljefe(m): 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2016
Since u claim to love her, and u see urself spending ur life with her, her weight shouldn't be too much of an issue...instead of ditching her, help her lose d weight...go to d gym, help her watch what she eats and do some research on drugs that can help her....
EducationRe: Increase In Fees: Uniport Students Protest, Block East West Road (pix) by Eljefe(m): 8:19am On Apr 12, 2016
uzedo1:
Increment of school fees in this critical period is not advisable at all.
The school fees wasn't increased...it has been that way for about 2yrs or so
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Obama, Other World Leaders In Group Pics At The Nuclear Security Summit by Eljefe(m): 8:30am On Apr 02, 2016
Paulpaulpaul:
I thought wailers said the summit is useless, I never expect Obama and others to be there.
These are leaders whose countries hv either nuclear installations or capabilities so they have a right to be there. We can't even provide electricity or fuel so what business does Buhari hv therehuh....
CelebritiesRe: Drake Signing Davido's Fader Magazine Cover by Eljefe(m): 4:02pm On Mar 21, 2016
hob:
Signature of Life
He didn't o...he signed Rihanna's..
Looool

CelebritiesRe: In Her Opinion, Does This Justify Don Jazzy Action? (snapshot) by Eljefe(m): 3:18pm On Jan 03, 2016
midassultan:
Nothing justifies his actions. He acted like a jack ass. Olamide wasnt actually referring to him, he never mentioned his name. He ddnt say reekado wasnt worth it, he was referring to the management for being biased. He only expressed himself because his boy wasnt given a fair chance and the so called boss took it upon himself out of what i call an act of show off and pompousness to go on stage and utter the most embarrassing statement to a fellow celebrity. We are talking about olamide's ego na. I ddnt expect anything less from the acclaimed street king. And i am not even an olamide fan. The fact needed to be said. #Yawns
Egbon....how do u know?
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Throws Shot At DON JAZZY On Twitter by Eljefe(m): 5:38am On Jan 02, 2016
Dats some serious shit there....Don Jazzy shouldn't have called Olamide buh Olamide took it too far with all his rants on twitter.......too bad
NYSCRe: Batch 15b Stream 2 Dec Alawee by Eljefe(m): 6:08pm On Dec 31, 2015
They told us in camp that they were going to pay us o....hope say no be scam.....meanwhile, what's up with this headcount /clearance storyhuh....any legit info on that??
NYSCJanuary Clearance And Head Count by Eljefe(op): 5:51pm On Dec 31, 2015
Pasted as received


Attention please!
The clearance for January 2016 shall hold on the 4th Jan. 2016
There shall also be head count as directed by the DG NYSC. This will hold on the 6th and 7th of Jan. 2016
Pls help share the news. Thanks

Confirmed





Got this msg frm a friend of mine...who claims he got it from his LI (Local government inspector) . Those anyone have any further information about this?? Is it Legithuhur responses would be appreciated
FamilyRe: Upside Down Marriage by Eljefe(m): 11:34pm On Dec 25, 2015
I couldn't even finish the storyy but from what I read, ur in deep shit..bros why are u putting up with someone who is bent on making ur life miserablehuh I'm not a fan of divorce especially when the couple have a child or children, but this woman is determined to make ur life miserable and I suggest u terminate that marriage as soon as possible

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