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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by ellagal(f): 11:05am On Dec 02, 2013
Mrs knock-she luvs knockin students
Apeman-social studies teacher(he luks lyk an ape)
Agric fowl-maths teacher
Entertainment / My Experience With Dogs!! by ellagal(f): 7:28am On Dec 02, 2013
It was a saturday money,mummy sent me 2 ha frnd's house & forgot to tell me they had a tiger called dog.I confidently bounce into d house & was half way in wen i heard a roaring sound coming frm behind me,mehn I shouted & started runnin in confusion,In d process I triped I fell oboi na dia battle start sef,I was rollin on d ground & d dog kept on chasin me oo until I was rescued by ha son.stil have the scar on my left leg & right elbow
Jokes Etc / Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by ellagal(f): 10:01pm On Dec 01, 2013
grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by ellagal(f): 9:48pm On Dec 01, 2013
grin cheesy grin

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Celebrities / Tools With Denrele & Fally Ipupaa @ Channel0 Awards by ellagal(f): 8:40pm On Dec 01, 2013
Pics: Toolz With Denrele & Fally Ipupa At The ChannelO Awards


Denrele sha undecided

Celebrities / Peter Okoye & Wife Lola On The Cover Of Genevieve Magazine by ellagal(f): 8:03pm On Dec 01, 2013
Peter Okoye & Wife Lola Cover Genevieve Magazine

Soo lovely.

Car Talk / Re: Who Taught You How To Drive? Was The Person Strict by ellagal(f): 6:12pm On Dec 01, 2013
My elder bro & dat 1 na fire,he jst want u 2 perform magic by drivin perfectly on d 1st day..I rememba a day he got pissed off,he asked me 2 pack,he droped,took a bike & left..mehn,had 2 call my frnd 2 come help me drive home.my bro is a horrible teacher :-
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by ellagal(f): 1:10pm On Nov 30, 2013
Ungwan shanu-cow street
Ungwan kaji-chicken street
All in kaduna
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by ellagal(f): 1:06pm On Nov 30, 2013
Ungwan Gado in kaduna- bed area
Politics / Oshiomhole Aplogises Over Comments To A Widow by ellagal(f): 2:11pm On Nov 29, 2013
Oshiomhole apologises over comments to a widow
on november 29, 2013 at 1:45 pm in news
Benin – Gov. Adams Oshiomhole of Edo on Friday apologised for the comments he made to a widow in Benin during an inspection tour on Mission Road, in the state capital, a fortnight ago.
Oshiomhole said that he now regretted the comments which had become the subject of discourse in the social media.
The Governor, however, noted that he made the comments in anger.
Oshiomhole’s apology was made when the leadership of the Federation of Muslim Women’s Association of Nigeria (FOMWAN), paid him a courtesy visit in Benin.
He noted that though the challenge of modern times had bestowed on the shoulders of some women and single mothers the status of bread winners of their homes, such should not be used as an accuse to flout the laws.
The Governor urged the Muslim women leaders to use their offices to propagate the essence of healthy living among children and women in the nation and the need to maintain proper sanitary conditions in their neighbourhoods.
Oshiomhole lamented that the challenge of widowhood had also exposed children to different temptations, adding that there was the need for society to be careful, to avoid unwittingly creating more problems for the nation.
He noted that money was not the best thing that guaranteed ones happiness, “but honesty and selfless service.
The Governor added that if Muslims and Christians were adequately committed to their religious doctrines, the world would be a better place.
He urged the women to propagate the message of Islam through the nooks and crannies of the nation, and to also inculcate the values of honesty in their followers.
Oshiomhole, however, assured the association of government’s support in ensuring that its present leadership made remarkable progress and also consolidated on the successes of their predecessors.
Earlier, the FOMWAN National President, Hajia Amina Omoti, urged the state government to look into the issue of the teaching of Islamic Religious Studies in public schools in the state.
Omoti also solicited for government’s moral and financial support for the effective running of the association. (NAN) http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/oshiomhole-apologises-comments-widow/#sthash.VP6oxGX0.dpuf
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Governor Oshiomhole by ellagal(f): 11:08am On Nov 29, 2013
Dat was absolutely inhumane
Foreign Affairs / Re: 28-yr-old 'grandmother' Who Just Became A 'great-grandmother’ by ellagal(f): 10:16pm On Nov 28, 2013
khattab02: Chei!13? Na wa ooo..lol.
it happens,my neighbour gave birth @ age 12
Foreign Affairs / Re: 28-yr-old 'grandmother' Who Just Became A 'great-grandmother’ by ellagal(f): 10:10pm On Nov 28, 2013
shocked :oShe really doesn't luk 28,she luks way older dan her age..
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by ellagal(f): 12:02am On Nov 28, 2013
cry cryPoor boy..
Phones / Re: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by ellagal(f): 6:50pm On Nov 18, 2013
crymine wasa crazy xperience cox it happened ryt unda my nose.I received a call & left d fone on d cushion & was carried away by a movie wen a family frnd came in & said he came 2 greet mumcy.he sighted d fone & decided 2 sit on dat same chair wia I left d fone.he jst stood up & said he was goin,was surprised why he suddenly changed his mind on greetin mumcy & decided 2 leave in such a hurry.I didn't realise my fone was missin until 10min afta he left.as d story goes he denied & kept swearing heaven & earth.his cover blew wen he stole our neighbour's fone again!wat a shameless bastard

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Crime / Re: Man Butchers Mum, Buries Parts In Shallow Grave In Bayelsa by ellagal(f): 7:11pm On Nov 13, 2013
Dis guy should b butchered 2,buh it shuld b painful & slowly,1 arm shuld b removed 1st,followed by foot,den his eyes,tongue etc... RIP poor maamaa
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Choosy? by ellagal(f): 3:53pm On Jun 17, 2013
Verbes001:

Gbam! I support you. Tell them, or rather show them.
.


Culdnt agree any less wit u,show dem!!
Nairaland / General / Re: 20 Killed In Renewed Benin City Cult War by ellagal(f): 3:41pm On Jun 17, 2013
cry cryHuman life is worthless nowadays!!wat d hell do dey derieve in cultism??
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa , Oge , & Uti At Turning Point Movie Premiere by ellagal(f): 5:09pm On May 31, 2013
Dere is nufin we wil nt see all in d name of fashion!!@ oge & monalisa lukin amazin jor
Romance / Re: Women Want Partners Who Are 8in Taller Than Them by ellagal(f): 5:03pm On May 31, 2013
cry cryHmmmm!!short pple lyk us stil get hope sha
Family / Re: Woman Delivers After Two-Years Pregnancy by ellagal(f): 4:51pm On May 31, 2013
I believe in God's power buh dis story is obviously trash joh & if I read d story well dey resortd 2 traditional aids nt a church or religious means

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Jimmy Jatt & His Daughter by ellagal(f): 4:41pm On May 30, 2013
Stop hating jor,she's cute

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Claims Victory Over Nigerian Army In New Video by ellagal(f): 9:56am On May 30, 2013
Stop claiming and show us evidence joh!!BKH guys r in trouble wallahi
Nairaland / General / Re: Father Of 3 Commits Suicide After Sack by ellagal(f): 9:50am On May 30, 2013
cry crySuicide isn't d best option!! R I P

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Claims Victories Over Military by ellagal(f): 6:54am On May 29, 2013
lanAfo: But come to think of it--AFP meets intermediaries of BH and help them spread d video. AFP na foreign media, yet BH got link to have a space in d media. This is to confirm d usual conspiracy theory thru foreign aid to make africa a war zone and a business venture for weapon sales and oil
. True talk
Family / Re: Names You Would Like To Call Your Kids by ellagal(f): 2:29pm On May 25, 2013
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miketonic: i will name my first son ASHAWO...i like that name, someone told me it mean love and prosperity
. Dats so funny!!pls dnt
Family / Re: Names You Would Like To Call Your Kids by ellagal(f): 2:24pm On May 25, 2013
1st boy wil b Jayden or Jordan,if its a gal she'l b named Janelle or Nissih
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Nadia Buari In A Relationship by ellagal(f): 11:40pm On May 23, 2013
ritux: # Reserving this space.




For my comment in 6months time.
...u take style wicked oooo
Music/Radio / Re: Niyola - Crazy + Toh Bad by ellagal(f): 4:40pm On May 23, 2013
Jst passin
Family / Re: Man In Search Of Ghost Finds Girlfriend Sleeping With Son by ellagal(f): 4:07pm On May 23, 2013
shocked wink winkCougar
Politics / Re: Petrol Station Manager Killed By Gunmen In Maiduguri by ellagal(f): 10:13am On May 23, 2013
DJDOLA: D GUY DAT KILL ARMY IN LONDON IS FROM D NORTH
dats a false accusation!who told u?

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