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seun305:
Perfect match

Kikiki......chimajii oooooo.....I found ur missing rib....keribaby...oya come nd see d man for u....

KeriBaby:
Hehehe
This one is worse than what elmisti did to his boo

Keri, oya com and tell me what u want, so that I can enter ur good book

Faithluv5:
OK oo,I hear u

Finally u back....oya carry ya boo go....watchn ova him was strenuous ooo....

Gazaliah:
Hian!!!See bad naming of GAZALIAH

I never for once a naughty one like elmisti nah

Ya imam!

idirect:
People were saying Alams had Kidney problem...... he couldn't travel anywhere to treat it. The money was there but the freedom was forever diminished. *Life*

Kikiki, he can die of nytn...I dey wit make dat madueke sef follow...unless she neva stole our money....imgine d opolo eyes is akn us to pray for her cancer

idirect:
The LeadershipNGA Newspaper reports that former Bayelsa state Governor Diepreye Alamieyeseigha is dead. #RIPAlamieyeseigha

That guy that stole our money??...bro he should rot in hell jare!....no be evry1 deserve to rest in pece jare

idirect:
Yes, u r right

Abeg, kip me posted as tinz dey go

femiranking28:
so I no be your gun

Abeg, u be ak47 or sniper riffle

idirect:
Yes I dey ground gidigba..... Na me go first collect my certificate

If I hear say dem giv us certificate....be like say na statement dem go giv us, den certificate after service

whodohgeepee:
Viewing this topic: ViktaSlim(m), Adebowale89(m),
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No mobi18 in sights! Well, she's taking her bath anyways! Elmisti ntorrr!

Hands him 70k....go and record that joke bro, u av potentials....I will contact basket mouth for U

seun305:
Ahan





Public...

Bros, n wetin he talk fear me....so he gaz find pekus ASAP.....I dey reson dat busy body keri sef...






*clears throat*.....keribaby!....chimajii is calling U

idirect:
12th......
I will still call him again on Monday to know whatsap

Beta...although na 18th I go enta....I wan avoid crowd as much as possible.....u dey ilorin?

KeriBaby:
True tho
But he is supposed to be my e-boo here in this thread
Besides I don't even know if I'll like the way he talks

LMAO!......E_boo wanna overthrow real boo................







E. P. I. C








**orders for five truck load of popcorn**.....

Xcozee:
good things r always hard to get...
It takes a little sacrifice...
u can c elmisti n co r already 'choking' eye

***turns away***

chimajii:
U wee not allow me to do luuove? ... . If I don't get another girl, I will sleep with ur girl.

*arranges stage for him*.......sing your heart out bro!......

idirect:
I call somebody from d registrar office last week Monday and e talk say e go dey read as from next week monday.

Next week as in 19th?? Or dis next one 12th

KeriBaby:
If e enter pm no be e-boo again na My offline boo nko
Bring the person here jor

*gathering intels*

idirect:
D guy dey vex big time
lmao

Boss man, wr u deyll dis daiz na.....I don dey find u.....u get idea of wen SOR go ready and d hostel thingy?

kam4r:
Omo Nairaland is Not a Joking Stuv o ...
I was Banned for weeks without notice mehn , Wetiin i Do?? The moderator of This Nysc section is Mad i swear ... I dont even Do Much on here , Abi to Just Dey 'Observe' Na Crime?? ... The only Place Wey You Dey relevant and where You Go everly dey relevant na Nairaland Sha .. dey Ban Dey Go .. Omo ale

Oya go shower....u dey smell prison sef......

KeriBaby:

Index your side o
Neva go do anything u wee regret

Then u shld stop contributing negatively to my issues na....person no dey get frnd I get u ni....

sammie23ten:
elmisti is in soup...dis bae done dey admirer someone else...

Lolz, Grow up bro!...she see six pac abs nd she acknowledge d nigga efforts to hit d gym....I am nt easilly intimidated......

chimajii:
DAMN! Did she really live me for that? . . .A nigga gotta start pickin the pieces . Starts singing 'let it go' OST frozen . Let it go, let it go. Cnt hold it back anymore I gotta turn away and slam that door on her Dnt care what any1 wud say God knows I tried Yeah, perfect chic has gone, U'll never see me cry, . . Gotta Look for a REBOUND

*stones him*....carry y noise comot jur

KeriBaby:


He has been pleading
He has even subscribed a 200mb data plan so he would always be here for u

Keri! keri!! Ker!!!.....I will visit d ultra modern shrine nd tender ur case to okija and amadioha ooo....u no dey take eye see happy home

Kikiki....u people r missing oooo........watching NTAi weneva am bored....I av neva bn disapointed....imgine an Hausa evangelist and a retired soldier...plus he is also a former senator

KeriBaby:


So finally Donpsymon and Goodyboo have imdecided to make this their private affair that has been going on for years public


I am happy for you guys
A wise man (D banj) once said that love is a beautiful thing

Please I encourage you people to keep this fire burning
We have lots of e-relationships here that u guys can emulate, amongst them are:

Xcozee et Zeeenas
Harinholar et Ademasta
Hilsocial et Deracathy


Please do not copy Elmisti's style at all, he publicly abandoned his very beautiful and hardworking wife for his very hard working and beautiful assistant (home wrecker)
Though mobi18 has proven that she indeed has true e-feelings for her new hubby
I pray whodohgeepee destroys that family


Mistabiola I had no idea we were e-boo's
Is that how u used to do

Keri! Keri!!...may octopus act hentai wit U!....

Someone. Should tune to NTAi......I m jst seeing a christian Hausa minute for the first tym on tv

DonPsymon:
Whodohgeepee, coman take 300k

Jah bless you bro, as u ar helping d needy

whodohgeepee:
elmisti u dey craze! Mobi18 ma love, see an intruder o!

.............

DonPsymon:


Which genre he d sing

Weyreyism

Make he go madagascar jor

No chance in Naija... Even if you carry money support am

Kikikiki.....jst throw am some change, he go stop to dey make noise

DonPsymon:
Lol...


Whatsup with this whodohgeepee na


Abeg, show am him death certificate, if symptoms persists, kindly take him to his grave

Whohewodogepee....na jst one upcoming artist for area...jst help am wit hin career...

mistabiola:
★★★wow!!! Nice1....
lol
★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

D guy n mardona....see as he dey try twist and turn

DonPsymon:
Oya tick floyd comot for there

Find better area bouncer...

You know goodyboo has it all... So person fit come the look her anyhow...

So lemme handle her security...

Jes let those mexicans deal with the estate... U na boss na

I'll handle goody's security

No lele...boys don dey form barricade with machine gun activated.....