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DonPsymon:
Wait!

Lemme talk to my boo...


Na Floyd she want first... Lemme see if she fit manage pacquiao

Weyre...u beta settle for guys wey no like woman, nd wey area boys fit beat....if floyd go enta ur goodyboo goodybag.....he go beat u join oo...infact, na u go dey fan am wen he dey do press up ontop goodyboo goodybag.....I warn u ooo

DonPsymon:



Please... Kindly tell Floyd Mayweather to be a personal body guard to my bae goodyboo.


Thanks.

Weyrey, ontop how much....I go manage persuade samuel peter wit ya money...buh if u fit raise am...I will get u d klitchko brodas...I dnt trust floyd...he can go and do goodyboo @ ur back

icehood:
No offense, I no know say akwa ibom people dey read nairaland oh......

*falls from tree*

DonPsymon:
*Looks at him*

*Gives him a cheque rather...*


Since you too the hurry... I tell you say make you meet mobi, you d do anyhow

*collects cheque*....call boys.....bringing in armored tanks nd mexican touts ASAP

mcdonald59:
na wetin she order I serve am oo.
y I go buy textbook sef wen Google dey

Kikiki...next tym put d source

mistabiola:
★★★Goodyboo , uniqueness01.. Keribaby, mobi18 coman see ooo

This Guy is not unique @all

He copied it straight from Google word 4 word...

Haba

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Busted!...i. plenty olodos in d house!....na dis kind pple dey buy text message book

DonPsymon:
Talk to my attorney..


She has the papers

Even if ur attorney is my boo, I will like a signed contract b4 I begin operation...I dnt mix family and bizness

DonPsymon:
You've been planning on marrying another wife,

Oh! Who's dis? Thought I told you to stay off private property?
Elmisti, pls where's that security

Sign d contract nd make payment bro...I don't want to end up like Gani adams

sammie23ten:
so...wat changed ur mind??

U fumbled by doubting my support

DonPsymon:
We jes the wait goodyboo to sign those papers... Trust mobi na...


She had them arranged before time sef.

U be correct guy...wen dat sweeping contract go stat...and I fit provide security too...buh tht will be for 70 mil

sammie23ten:
thank u bros... atleast I can stil count on someone lyk u...

**unlike dat elmisti (weed dey worry dat guy)**

And I was rooting for you oo....oya Donpsymon....come and take goodyboo....Mobi18..make d divorce papers ready

goodyboo:
yak mmo eken idem ema....e kama mi e nam thread aka usop usop.
Whr r u hiding jawe

Cc donpsymon....see ya life!

whodohgeepee:
Mobi18 ma love! *to d dismay of elmisti*

Okay okay..oya sing d song...I and Mobi will promote you, dis one u wnt allow us rest....I will arrange for Dbanj to feature u

mobi18:
im on it boss

Bae,I terminated our contract wit him...I dnt like u doing his paper work...

sammie23ten:
u sure mistabiola is on ur side??...
divorce kor...
mobi18..is dre no way I can sue dis guy?? need legal advice bfor I commit murder ooo...

Goodyboo wnt end up wit dis liar...I know my Mobi well, nd u r not our client!....goody, u beta cry ur goodies to sammy2310 or else, dis one will mismanage eveytn ni oo

mobi18:
i wee sue u for slander ooo... ...dts a false info on his personality

Ilove it wen babie got my back like dis...dey will pay compensation....whohewodogepee, bi wetin b ya name...come nd cry. Small....and m a traditionalist...which means my own gods no dey wait confirmation b4 dem judge....if I want make thunder strike u now, no mata how hot d sun is wr u ar..bro u go jst her gbamgrara...nxttin, u will be wit MKO

ademasta:
Elmisti talking to himself...*hmmm early symtom of merdn3ss*

It. Is called soliloquy.....And wen will dey release harin from detention na?...sorry Mobi was nt arnd to help u hndle her case...buh why did she beat her in laws so bad...I even hear say she chook ya bro for yansh

sammie23ten:
elmisti... I need some weed... so dat wen I kill dis guy..d tin go be lyk dream...

**d hunter is now been hunted (see my life)**

*hands him 50 bags of Israeli weed with Syrian rizl*......its on d house man

DonPsymon:
Be warned

Listen to my padi

Ur noisemaker paddi

whodohgeepee:
e dey ain ds one! Wetin concern me? Old man, oya enter heaven na! Mobi18 ma love!!!

I will show you, if a young man have much clothes as an old man, he will never have same rag as d old man......*heading to my ultra modern shrine*...sango, Esu and. Krishna mst hear dis

ademasta:
To all of una wey dey follow DonPsymon drag Goodyboo, if una no surrender quick, from una day 1 to day last for camp na Rice and ogbono soup una go dey chop...hehehe, if u com be asaba boy e don be for you! ***asaba people no dey chop ogbono, na forbiddn soup for them, if u dey doubt go check NL frnt page***.
Goodyboo oya say yes to my paddy make we celebrate am before i carry my boot enter field!

Warris dis one saying sef

DonPsymon:
*Quietly shows him his death certificate*

*clears throat*...introduce myslef....I am death myself, and dat certificate is not authentic.....lemme report you to my DG...Mr. Esu

whodohgeepee:
My love@mobi18

Whohewodogepee abi wetin b ya name....u know u ar too young to enta heaven bah

goodyboo:
i ...I....I....

*covers her mouth*.....see ya life, so all it takes to psych u is a piece of copied punch line bah.... U nt even considering known where d original is....pple like u cnt live in solomon era

Physika:
Intending ghost cms take note. Cc @DonPsymon @Elmisti @Mistabiola

Deghostified

DonPsymon:
Deal! Meet my attorney, barr Mobi18 for the documents

The next step na to buy El dola hotels.

U ar very sick....since wen did my mobi turn public chrge and bail lawyer...

DonPsymon:
You know I don't talk much...

So lemme tell you the facts

*You're beautiful... That's why every1's allover you
*Not every1 deserves you... Some can't take care of you
*You need a strong man - I can be your shield, your protector, your guardian...
*You need care and affection - "I'm a love machine... And I won't work for nobody but you"... The estate in lekki, I already stuck a deal with elmisti for 5mil... He'll be the cleaner henceforth... Abi na left masion you want? I'll call Aare2050 and we'd buy it already...

- buggati veyron? Its yours! Versace... My dear name it! Its fantasy huh? I'll make you liv your dream... Girls go the fear you

*You know that thing when men don't have time for their bae's eh? I'll stop working and employ peeps to do the job just so I'll spend time with you... The bahamas, philipines, even porto novo ... We could do singapore, swaziland.. You name it.

*and that your camp official won't mess with you...


ALL THIS FOR LOVE ...

Jes be my e boo...

*in Davido voice*...she no want versace!

DonPsymon:
*invites praiz and asa to do a collabo called 'goodness'*

In honour of my e-boo to be: Goodyboo

+ You know I can do that for love

*Burst hi speaker*........stop making noise jur

Uniqueness01:
*Dodge the knock* I mean say butterflies dey him stomach na

*i hear u*

DonPsymon:
#DangoteMood

I go offer you 1million monthly to clean my bae. to be estate



Oya tell me say you no gree

Make am 5...

Uniqueness01:

That butterflies in the stomach feeling.

*knocks her head*....see ya life...dem giv u copy and paste punch lines bufferfly in ur stomach must be gullible

DonPsymon:
+ I know you're in love with Jesus...

I can be your defender on earth till Jesus comes.... You know say I fit be 10 defenders for you alone shey?
I can get angry for eery1 but not for you sweetie mi
Oya I'm on my knees now...
Accept me as your e boo and shame all this badbelle folks

Mistabiola and chimajii cannor harm you... Even haywire1 no fit near you...
Boko haram go the fear you...

Elmisti dem go d sweep your estate for you...

I can do all that, jes trust me...

Oya say you accept sweetie

I guess u want me to clean the estate wit grenade bah