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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:54pm On Oct 09, 2015
eclipsehemmy:
. Jux today we clear from 2598 to 2700. Bfor 21st if we continue lyk dix na 3k5 we go reach by 28th
Guy, u sabi motivate wella oo....shey u fit work for chelseahuh...em need person like U
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
haywire1:
Gbengben Gbengben Gbengben grin grin grin
#
D speech b like dat ur own surrender speech for day year....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:51pm On Oct 09, 2015
seun305:
Thanks for the assist elmisti














Tho














I dnt celebrate goals again
I will always Ozil my nigga
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:50pm On Oct 09, 2015
Haywire1....I sight ya moves oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:47pm On Oct 09, 2015
enieme:
Hmm, tis late day and I need to get some rest. For that reason, I'd like to say this cos I don't want us to wake up with d same headache an neither do I intend to keep being d ca use of pple derailing this thread.
I stick to d fAct that I meant no trouble whatsoever Nd anyone obeobserving my posts will see dat I reply pple in d same way dey Andress me. Its seems nlers on thisI thread have kinda formed a culture of conversing and anyone that chalenges that is immidiately swarmed upon.
Im quite open to criticisms and have no probe admiting my mistakes and saying sorry and thank you.
If there's anyone that feels I may have insulted him or her as uncalledfor, I tender my apologies. Likewise to those who may have tried listening to my points without jufjudging unjustly I sysay thank you.
Sorry and thank you to all. No hard feelings, we still remain one big nysc family. smiley
*crunching hot yam*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:45pm On Oct 09, 2015
mobi18:
na her head hit ground,d brain don dey malfunction,na y she dey spit rubbish
Mobi temi nikan....v nt seen u vexed like dis b4....oya com nd tell me wat is really anoyn u...my eva calm queen....lemme always do d trouble for u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:43pm On Oct 09, 2015
Snails snails snails......wey I thnk say un go don reach 2k7 b4 I boil yam finish
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:41pm On Oct 09, 2015
haywire1:
Nice suggestion, walahi ur brain dey always spark to d right direction grin grin grin
#
Sha dnt pour water on his naked wire
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:02pm On Oct 09, 2015
theSpark:
On the 20th we should have a grand e-party to celebrate the good times we've had here. Feel free to dig up facts about one another from page 1-3k.

I'll bring out all the stupid things some of y'all said between page 1-300. Some people really said rubbish. Anyway, the idea is to have a great time before we split.

Let's not forget.

Secondly, when we see our posting let's also do another census for the following:
1. How many people got their first choice
2. How many people got their second choice
3. How many people got their third choice
4. How many got outside their choices

This will help us determine if the choosing of states was for real or not. The information will help those coming after us.

After this we can now split to various States fully.

Oya Haywire1, hilsocial, Xcozee, Donpsymon, elmisti, sammy2310, KeriBaby, 2el et al say something (especially about the census)


My suggestion anyway.
Nice one....pple dat handle census will finish dier job
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Tissue too soft... Please bring serviette cheesy

*continues crying*
*Removes keribaby bedsheet, haywire. Bedsheet, goodyboo bedsheet*....

Lemme know if u need more
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
seun305:
Elmisti
God bless u for u have stolen the truth outta my mind
Nd if any older than thou anybody quote me to yarn cocks.....


Let's just leave them ignored



Off to SB
I do so much good,I don't even know the one u referring to
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:48pm On Oct 09, 2015
haywire1:
I can see say ur head dey spark, who pour water on ur nakked wire grin grin grin

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Let's see.....mistabiola pour water on naked haywire nd he say mke I com see thespark......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:44pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
Good night everyone cool
Night don reachhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:40pm On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Bet why huh

Why evuls na huh *tears in my eyes*
*hands him one carton of tissue*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:39pm On Oct 09, 2015
haywire1:
U Don over weed tonite abi grin grin grin

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Yea man...m high enuf to see that..u and enemie ar sharing one brain....I jst wantto confam ifu borrowed her ya own, or a female version was created....u sabi na...like kyle XY story and Jessie
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:36pm On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
#laffing in greek#
cc haywire1
Kikikikiki......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:22pm On Oct 09, 2015
haywire1:
grin grin grin, ride on I dey ur back grin grin grin

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Weyrey...eni buruku to wa eyn kunra....u dey find accomplice bah.....dat babe n y female version ooo....abi n u borrow am brain??
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:21pm On Oct 09, 2015
enieme:
U think so, U know I really do like open minded pple not those who follow d band wagon and don't see things from both sides.
D Yoruba have an adage, the one who listen to one side to judge is agba osika...
So u mean mobi18...is a agba osika abihuh....lemme catch u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:19pm On Oct 09, 2015
goodyboo:
u actually took it frm my mouth
I shd hv just bite dat ur mouth so dat wen u get home you'll explain beta
#disappointed#
*covers her mouth b4 mobi18 hear*.....alakoba geh....shey u can't do smtn coded ni...no be play we dey play
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:14pm On Oct 09, 2015
mobi18:
dis babe again ehn,,e be like say na evry nite ur shunchin dey touch...jes soft pedal,,mk u no go crash.. shey u wan grow white hair bf tomao ni,ur wahala too much.. chill
*clears throat*.....u ddnt notice I was sitting bah?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:12pm On Oct 09, 2015
enieme:
well, congrats. I still stick to my theory and I don't have to prove it to anyonE. But whosoever wishes to go on a journey of no return can keep searching for dere own meaning to it
I like as u wan scatter evrytn...but madam...U ar one big OLODO geh, if ur research sure. 4 u, jst post link or smtn na...make we. Jst. Rest d mata, or if not, jst hold ya lane...u think say I fear journey of no returnhuh...Mba!...Na galz like u dey catwalk comot for class wen lecturer as u question.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:04pm On Oct 09, 2015
enieme:
U mind telling d history behind ur moniker?
Good question....well elmisti is d 2nd largest active volcano, nd den I like destruction, nd d full nick is elninodemisti...el nino is spnish for jesus...or d savior....add together, I call myself the destroyer nd d savior...which explains my two attitudes.......oya tell me ya own..cuz wat I see is enemy...if u try to giv it anoda meaning, I shall cc mistabiola to verify
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:00pm On Oct 09, 2015
enieme:
lol. Don't know why u guys are taking Panadol on headache u suppose to be mine that doesn't even trouble me.
That is wr d problem is....the moniker is urs.....but thenu cldnt defend its meaning...which makes u FAKE, Copycat, pirate mke I no add d. Rest
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:58pm On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
wow... dis lady dat was giving it to everyone yesterday is now calm...
elmisti weed dey do wonders..
care for more??
#smiling#
She nova pay sha o....plus na IDP she still dey sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:56pm On Oct 09, 2015
enieme:
AbI o, like it isn't my moniker and I don't have a right to it.
Its d origin of d moniker he is drging wit u, u. Know dere is a story behind evry moniker....buh seems ur own story is pirated
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:54pm On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
including ur e-boos??
Mobi dnt relly like weed, buh Dola is weedified
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2015
enieme:
notatAll.
I've just gone to tend to some more important things. On d name thingy, u can't describe my moniker for me. I alone know what i wrote there andbu cud keep arguinf feombtoday till tmao, twont add more mb to my phone. E go just comot from ur owon
*arms crossed*....na pple like u dey blame questions for y answers....em say u no sabi werrin ya moniker mean....oy com nd tell me d truth...its one of the classy babes in ur skul nickname u decided to pirate bah??....ur secrets ar safe wit me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:49pm On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
Ask elmisti oooo... I go him house drink malt... since den I don dey misbehave...


**i no trust dat guy...him fit don add weed**

#smiling#
*look @ him wit left eye*.....dnt u undrstnd that evrytn in my home is weedified nihuh...even d air conditioner sef is blowing weed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:46pm On Oct 09, 2015
goodyboo:
*struggles,den spues it into his mouth and he swallows.#

The End
*drinks water*....thank God she did not swallow it sef...my last sachet wld av bn wasted.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:43pm On Oct 09, 2015
mukhcech:
ABEG WHERE I FIT GET ANKLE LENGHT ALL STAR WHITE SHOE FOR NYSC.
Buy



Borrow. Or


Steal.................which one method do u intendhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:36pm On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
so u no even get liver.... I tot u wil be standing by d guy na to be adding d finishing touches...

#smiling#
Make I hear...shey u no sabi how much liver worth for malaysia nihuh...u want aboki recruit to spoil market for me bahhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:33pm On Oct 09, 2015
Meklex:
lol, I'm far from mad o, na psychological thingy and e get medical explanation.
Guy, no worry, when u wake...combined doctors from igbobi and Luth will give u d medical explanations

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