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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:17pm On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Cc mistabiola
Haywire1
Dossylvanus
Elmisti



And all the mad folks on here undecided


Coman help ya mad broda undecided


cheesy
Mtchew...smbody that we av staked on....over7.5 hospitals....over10.5 stitches...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:03pm On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Stake faya!

Ma catch my sef...

My weed never kolo me reach that kyn level.
Oy go page 2678...see that guy wit psyco problem....wetin u go stakehuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:59pm On Oct 09, 2015
goodyboo:
panadol abi malaria tablets..#tongue out#
*holds her tongue...pours 10 panadol extra*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:58pm On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
What brand is he onhuh
Bros, no be small tin ooo....u beta go borrow money com stake
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:57pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
Alert enter?
huh
Kikiki....guess he is trying to show wat he can achieve wit 10mb if used wisely nd not busy fflwn Mobi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
mistabiola:
★★★***looks around n I c nobody***
Slap him and runaway***** tongue tongue
★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed
Did u slap himhuh....plz do it again I ddnt see dat one
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 7:51pm On Oct 09, 2015
chimajii:
Come Next season by Gods grace, we wud start having a Banger, Bet,or Pick of the Day. Separately lipsrsealed
I will drink to that!......



Hope u warming d engines for NBA!.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:46pm On Oct 09, 2015
itoski:
infact I will go all in...Crippled for life I go risk am with my full allowwee com wage am wit goodybaby den add jara join with keribaby....Guy DT odd go make me richer that dangote grin
Mehn, thts one risky bet oo, buh worth it...I support u man...stake dose babes join with my own alawee
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:44pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
U have a point there o

Zik and Co really need to use android phones oya kill him, make him go teacher dem
It's our little way of thanking Awolowo and Co
Sure, lemme chill for mobi sha, she might av anoda person in mind dat he shld visit....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:42pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin

Hahaha

Him no reach sef
I shall facilitate a one way ticket to fterlife for him soonest....buh why worry myself...d guy av neva lsted 7 straight hours on d thread
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:40pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin

Hahaha

Him no reach sef
I go help am...u knw say n so so dead pple dey Nigeria current affairs.....and am sure dey will need his help....cuz imgine...Azikwe, awolowo and Balewa will need somebody to teach dem hw to use android phones
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:37pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hehehe ehen

The boy wan scatter your family o
He dey try carry mobi18 go do party for whatsapp but mobi18 as a good second wife no gree grin

Him no get better lyrics or enough mb to chase mobi
He was going on and off
U know say na 10mb d guy dey use

Whodohgeepee
Sometimes I dnt knwwch side u ar on, nmust mke u emphasize d word second bah?...but dat aside...you mean whohewogepee want to woo mobi wit his 10mbhuh....see my life in ceremony!...lemme buy him anoda 10mb so he will av enuf wen his wife ayoswit gets her own 10mb too.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:34pm On Oct 09, 2015
whodohgeepee:
na whodohgeepee Ogaade!!! Ur mobi abi, she's now mine... FYI!!! grin
Kikikiki.....oya, com modify b4 dem add. You to Nigeria current affairs
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:32pm On Oct 09, 2015
whodohgeepee:
we wan sell una buh una too cheap o Jare! Elmisti ma main nigga! Bawo ni? O ti pe ju egbon nla nla nla sneh! grin *to d dismay of keribaby*
Boss man!.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:31pm On Oct 09, 2015
itoski:
surest again over 10.5 stitches
LMAO!......over7.5 months on wheelchair...I fit stake ll my alawee ontop am
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:29pm On Oct 09, 2015
Keribaby!....me and u wee fight ooo...shebi u said ntn controversial happnd when I was away ni??...

Oy com nd explain wat hapnd btwn my Mobi and whowhohedo...abi wetin b d niigga moniker sef.....cuz I heard u wr d one putting sauce
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:24pm On Oct 09, 2015
goodyboo:
na goodyboo dey #winks#
Sorry mam but am jst a drug dealer....I m not into human trafficking biko!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:09pm On Oct 09, 2015
itoski:
imagine say he go ginger after early morning exercise say e Neva chow morning chow...my guy DAT bet na fix oo he wont survive
Hahahaha...that's the freshest bet....I go giv am over3.5 hospitals....we go pass tleast 4 clinics b4 we see any1 admit am....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:06pm On Oct 09, 2015
onuwaje:
Abeg pray for enugu make d road. For good small abeg
Biko, I look like jesus, those kind roads n ngels fit repair am...u know how mny shoes and engines d tin go don chophuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:02pm On Oct 09, 2015
itoski:
DAT one na small odd...I go just risk if he go come back to planet earth after d first round grin
Kikiki...that one go be like 7points...u sabi say man no dey quick die...buh me fit bet say he faint after each slap
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:00pm On Oct 09, 2015
onuwaje:
Ur village people dey do testing 1 2 for ur head
Na lie dem dey lie...make I go buy new praying mat and jalamia....I dey go solitude till call up show,
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:56pm On Oct 09, 2015
itoski:
ride on jare...na u be d definition of a Patriot...
Gbayi!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:55pm On Oct 09, 2015
onuwaje:
Holy ghost fire... fire follow me... on d day of nysc posting.. fire follow me
Cc
Isiabuncha
Be like say some kind winch don register me as core course...since I finish reg, no gud news av com from states that I chosed....


Ogun----amosun no. Wan pay boys


Enugu----Road we look like hell fire crescent


Katsina beta maintain gud charcter make I dey go dia jeje
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:51pm On Oct 09, 2015
itoski:
problem dey o bross...hope all Di's med u dey sell give me won't start making me to be climbing trees like a monkey grin

I notice say u like trees and banana lipsrsealed
Kikikiki....I go set mast ni jare, as service no good, so I go turn d Athena......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:50pm On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
it be lyk say u wan share in d suicide d guy wan commit abi??
#smiling#
Mbanu!..I go jst dey one corner dey place bet say he no go last five minutes ni
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:47pm On Oct 09, 2015
mistabiola:
★★★lol

Bet you're still wrong.....

That's the meaning of enigma in French....

Bet enieme means umpteenth... tongue

Your should seek for knowledge b4 misleading people...

Nice meeting you tongue

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed
U don stat again bahhuh...werrin d babe do u again wey u send am go library like that....so u dey transcribe and translate her moniker for her abi.....kotinu
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:41pm On Oct 09, 2015
Meklex:
Guys please I have this psychological problem of always fighting soldiers, I usually beat them black and blue, whether they are muscular, skinny or both I always find a way to give them a brutal KO.... And soldiers they fear me now.... My question is, is there any way I can obtain an acknowledgement from the barracks that I am a chronic soldier beater which I will submit in camp to warn the soldiers or should I just go to camp and beat up two to three soldiers so that they can get the message loud and clear??
*falls from Glo mast*.......bros biko, make me nd u dey d same camp...na d whole soldiers u go beat for me......but dis tym, not in ur dream ooo, real lyf!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:34pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hahaha
Then he would be Paul Walkered grin grin
Kikiki....na ur paddi ooo....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:29pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
I have not heard from him today

But I think he went to Lag today
Mehn, those kind movement no dey easy ooo.....hoope sy nobe him drive...he fit dey act fast and furious o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:27pm On Oct 09, 2015
itoski:
elmisti which new goodies dey in stock now ??
New arrivals don enta 2dai....all flavrs available
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:24pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin She has joined our family Forgive her
Werrin concern me wit her b4...
..how va ur paddi...shey he got anytn to do abt his reg?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:13pm On Oct 09, 2015
KeriBaby:
Lol not being steady today sha
But na normal
No controversial thing yet

And I don finally watch empire 2 grin
Downloaded it with the link u sent


You've been busy yea?
Cool....



dere was power outage ni jare.....and I see dat yestdai babe n d latest derailer......

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