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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:16am On Oct 08, 2015
DonPsymon:
What isiti kwa? undecided
person no fit breathe again huh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:34am On Oct 08, 2015
Hmmmm
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:31pm On Oct 07, 2015
Abiolainfo:
★★★zeeenas Your beauty is always tempting but I will keep my calm... Pls disclaim this word "tempting" tongue tongue


Disclaimer; The post Up there is an automated response by Mistabiola P. A tongue★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed
See ya life!.....dem. Don ban u too bah?....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:30pm On Oct 07, 2015
Zeeenas:
evry thread nids an elmisti. Hw've ur 2day bin.
Bn good...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:58pm On Oct 07, 2015
ViktaSlim:
Lol, ok u gats make ur own fortune too. Women feel 'safer' when their partners are of a higher or equal status.
Above statement open to criticism.

U want a career woman? Have a good career of urs, going into business be successful at it.

Finally u can further ur studies, become a Dr. Or Prof. Shey u wan be husband to Dr. Mrs Elmisti grin

If the above is the case loyalty should come naturally, u no go dey find how to 'control' the lady




Thank me in camp grin
Lol, u made sense, but then, when we both r busyliving up to our names, who will train d childrenhuh.....I swear mehn, marrige is one deep sh*t
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:47pm On Oct 07, 2015
ViktaSlim:
Lol Elmisti this is proof
Mbanu!....those ar bitches.....I dnt intend to get on wit bitches.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2015
Faithluv5









Jglad














And to the iron women





Allsmyles

Zeeenas
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:38pm On Oct 07, 2015
ViktaSlim:
Buy a chain lol. A duct tape is a bonus
Lol........abeg yarn serious jare...if I chain my wife..shey na 50 shades of grey we wan act nihuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:35pm On Oct 07, 2015
Mobi18............*in my mind*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:35pm On Oct 07, 2015
For dolafunmi............#never4gotn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:34pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:
Then u av to earn it...Trust is all DT matas
Trust na small thing...buh dat constant absence no too dey fresh most tym....and dem too dey carry am for head jare....u know as all dis female lecturers dey do niggas now?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:30pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:
my bro blike u be travel go Dubai..u Neva hear d latest no one is above d law o..even my friend jack(dog) get case for court
Choi!...make ur friend go find lawyer sharp sharp...na dis kind era lawyers go dey reign like hip hop artist o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:
my guy to control woman hard o...is easier to control dog oo...to me exp is their best teacher
Lol, kinda true....buh me com like strong women...like politically active, career women...d women wit big words nd abbreviations before dia names....den d problem is..how to make dat kind woman a loyal wife...even Ifa no gree answer
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:
Beta go find beta Boeing aircraft where go fit package her come o before person where they top of us go start Proplbing com Probe Di's nysc batch B join
Na lawyer she b na...wetin be her own wit probinghuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:20pm On Oct 07, 2015
Aare2050:
lipsrsealed
Kikiki...u see my life so?....na career women I dey always end up wit.....


But on a serious note, How best is it to cope and maintain an ambitious woman?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:
she dne go UK go defend her madam Allison Madueke
That's good news!.....she go surely com bk wit some goodies b dat
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:11pm On Oct 07, 2015
Na who sabi wia my Mobi18 dey oooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:01pm On Oct 07, 2015
whodohgeepee:
ah jst gallant gidigbam for ground o Oga mi! Dust suit for whr? Lolz! Ah pity u! Too much jet li movies dey worry u gan! E go enter die! grin
Kikiki....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2015
haywire1:
Sure Bro, I'm always fully loaded wink
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Hw I go get d seed, make me sef plant small.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:52pm On Oct 07, 2015
haywire1:
Which medication? Lol .. U know where I dey since nah wink and also I wan tisha someone make d person learn lesson

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Lol....anytn juicy dey for 2mrw?....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:33pm On Oct 07, 2015
whodohgeepee:
hope she dey pay u well sha! Elmisti ah greet u! So u go see me online dey form abi elmisti? *Pulls out double barrel*
*dust suit*....Boss man!....no vex, I jst dey question haywaya if he bring my package from sahara ni....hw u dey na?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:31pm On Oct 07, 2015
haywire1:
Stop iro naahh
#
Kiki....bhadt boy!...wen u return?...hope u collect complete medication dis tym?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:22pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:
na DAT boss dem sopos call Patience
I tell U, mine is jst 4months, nd I don live for like five different time zones...one tym like dat,n every 2 days I dey sleep for nyt...den one tym dey, na wen sun rise I dey sleep, I play game so tey, I retire as player and coach....if dat kind tin do me for one yer, bros, I go bone Service ni o, cuz I don see pple wey no do am, nd dem dey work ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:16pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:
wit 1 big eagle!
Kikiki....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:07pm On Oct 07, 2015
IsiAbuncha:
O boy! Na the STATE sure pass o. I can be patient & wait for Stream II, one month won't kill me afterall I've waited for 3years.
Bros, em suppose put rope and 3 stars for ya own khaki ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:02pm On Oct 07, 2015
DonPsymon:
Arrow season 3

Premiers today cheesy
Kikiki....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:38pm On Oct 07, 2015
Wetting d appetite for sleepy hollow 3
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:09pm On Oct 07, 2015
Emlina:
Pictures of people before us gave d illusion dt brown powders re usable. I jst imagined wat wil happen to faces after 2 hours of rigorous trainin especially of those who apply in excess.
Lol, I dnt thnk mke up in camp is very advisable jare....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:06pm On Oct 07, 2015
dossylvanus:
Oh, all that *e boo* shit. Ok. Me dey look for the real thingy bro, *Cheddah* baby, make i use am for other neccesary activities for camp and beyond. He he he he. By the way, the thread looks ghastly.
Lolz....not any E_blues......u still dey go ABJ wit all d bombingshuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:32pm On Oct 07, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hahahahahaha. Washere. Oya gist me small. Wetin dey ku for hia?
Me sef no dey regular jare....buh dat KingJB don turn poet ovanyt....so na hin work dey totory babes now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:24pm On Oct 07, 2015
dossylvanus:
I see some people misbehaving here. Elmisti compile the list of noise makers.
Make dem dey shout dey go jare
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:40pm On Oct 07, 2015
Emlina:
Honestly, i dont know which is better. I was afraid of d days of heavy rain, i imagined d downpour on our whites during parade. Now d sun reaching d earth is unspeakable. How we go survive hours of parade? Layers of powder nd concealer wont even hide d frustration wen we begin.
So u still dey think of concealer and mary kay......u cnt do three weeks without demhuh......

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