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PoliticsRe: Some Nigerians Hate Nigeria Yet Expect To Progress In It by Elock1: 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2021
dederocs:
cheesy
Some people are confused, if you hate the country, leave, else you will never progress or eat the good of the land, it's nature and spiritism... everything is alive. You curse the country, representing our Earth, soil and elements, you think you will prosper in it, stupid grin

Better leave for Ghana or Togo(Visa free), we don't need you bad energies around. Dummies grin

I have never seen any country in the world, where the citizens curse the country like Nigerians do...and mind you, Nigeria is not the only country in the world, where people of different tribes were colonized, and merged together, to form a union, same UK colonized dozens of lands, and joined tribes together to form a union...Canada, Jamaica etc were all colonized and part of UK's commonwealth, like Nigeria is...you idiots should leave, if you can not be progressive.
Mtcheeew

OLODO Wan follow open thread.
If no be lord Lugard shebi I for dy the same country with backward people like your kindred?

We dy even try update una say ranching is the best way, but una say no, that una too like suffer. You prefer to work from Jerusalem to jericho.

Which is just a guise just to kill people and destroy properties. And you want people to like such country?
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 6:22pm On Jul 08, 2021
choblak:
I think both
Oya start na.. Numbers and way to go about ithuhhuh
PoliticsRe: Hausa Girl Say They Are Tired Of Poverty(video) by Elock1: 6:21pm On Jul 08, 2021
Elock1:
where our zombie-in-chief dy na?
gawu1:
Vampire ipob pig, any problem with what our respected arewa girls have said?
No matter the high level of our poverty, two ''business'' are no no amongst us:
Prostitution and drug trafficking.
That's why you can't find the likes of Chidimma's amongst us.
God bless our chaste arewa girls.
Elock1:
Guy your reply doesn't even correlate with what I wrote.


Are you ?
OH wait is this manna's other account?
And who the fcck says I'm IPOB?
PoliticsRe: Hausa Girl Say They Are Tired Of Poverty(video) by Elock1: 6:15pm On Jul 08, 2021
gawu1:
Vampire ipob pig, any problem with what our respected arewa girls have said?
No matter the high level of our poverty, two ''business'' are no no amongst us:
Prostitution and drug trafficking.
That's why you can't find the likes of Chidimma's amongst us.
God bless our chaste arewa girls.
Guy your reply doesn't even correlate with what I wrote.


Are you ?
OH wait is this manna's other account?
And who the fcck says I'm IPOB?
PoliticsRe: Does Buhari Even Care That Northerners Are Dying Daily In Thousands? How? by Elock1: 4:50pm On Jul 08, 2021
Monogamy:
If Buhari care less about his people, then why are some people who are not his people trying to stand on his way?

undecided
omo of all your misyarns in this forum, I think this should be your dumbest.

Was anybody on his way wen he kidnapped MNK

Or wen he sent his Dss to raid Igboho and Barr. Ejiofor

OH I see those peaceful protesters are the people blocking his way that's why he sent his Army and Police to kill them.

Guy I know you are a BMC
But guy try to have some conscience
CrimeRe: Thieves Snatch Policeman's Phone From Him In Broad Daylight (Photos, Video) by Elock1: 4:15pm On Jul 08, 2021
cassidy1996:
Fake
aswear.
Them thief your fone.. Even if na Nokia fone torch.. . Na like that you go react?
CrimeRe: Paedophile Mum Who Had Sex With Her Daughter's Friends Jailed For 102 Years! by Elock1: 3:59pm On Jul 08, 2021
Ikem11:
At times judges hand down sentences not just because of the offense but the manner which it was committed.

Drugging a teenager for sex is inhuman
if na me na with hard labor oh.. Imagine a 12 year Olds, they aren't even teenagers yet.
PoliticsRe: Hausa Girl Say They Are Tired Of Poverty(video) by Elock1: 3:57pm On Jul 08, 2021
vasel15:
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Simplyleo
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Gawu1
where our zombie-in-chief dy na?
PoliticsRe: Hausa Girl Say They Are Tired Of Poverty(video) by Elock1: 2:10pm On Jul 08, 2021
sad
If only people way get sense like this girl reach 10 for North e for good... If only.
NYSCRe: Ishaku: NYSC Should Be 2 Years, Corpers Must Be Trained To Handle Guns by Elock1: 2:06pm On Jul 08, 2021
angry
lilvicky68:
Nice statement coming from an Aboki..
What's nice about the statement
HealthRe: 'Mentally-Challenged' Man Stabs Man For Refusing To Give Him Money In Rivers by Elock1: 1:49pm On Jul 08, 2021
sad
I dy tell people say nothing like big boy for where craze man dy. If I see dem dy come I dy wait make them pass oh.Before person use me count scores.

Na so me and my "hard man" friend see one craze dy March towards us with big wood.

Na speed we take cross oh, na so my guy halla
"omo that craze dy really craze oh"
PoliticsRe: International U.N Laws On Lawful Transfer Of Wanted Persons by Elock1: 12:50pm On Jul 08, 2021
ejanla077:
Simplyleo come add a little education to your head pls. Na beg we dey beg

Helinues erasethedot quotasystem ngeneukwenu monogamy.. Juliusmalema Anambra and easten branch bmc
All these names and you forgot the zombie-in-chief?

RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 12:39pm On Jul 08, 2021
choblak:
Correct am in bro
I will also like to meet people like me outside this platform
Whatsapp or Nairaland thread.
SportsRe: Sergio Ramos Signs For Paris Saint-Germain by Elock1: 10:38am On Jul 08, 2021
sad
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 10:12am On Jul 08, 2021
choblak:
Same here with if I start a conversation I get hooked along the line
I will start looking dumb
Sometimes I prefer to be alone and I will be avoiding to associate with people
I will just talking with my brains
Lol I understand you Sha... Me I devised a means that work for me most times.

I will just say with a smile "omo na so the matter be oh, story Don finish for my mouth sha"

Most times they end up laughing and it eases your tension it... If the person reacts well you may go ahead and say "oya bring your own"

Now the ball is in his court to keep the discussion alive wink

With the number of people I see having such issues here, I think we should open a whatsapp group to encourage people. What do you think?

Facts111
Albertone
Joelobioha
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 10:11am On Jul 08, 2021
choblak:
Same here with if I start a conversation I get hooked along the line
I will start looking dumb
Sometimes I prefer to be alone and I will be avoiding to associate with people
I will just talking with my brains
Lol I understand you Sha... Me I devised a means that work for me most times.

I will just say with a smile "omo na so the matter be oh, story Don finish for my mouth sha"

Most times they end up laughing and it eases your tension it... If the person reacts well you may go ahead and say "oya bring your own"

Now the ball is in his court to keep the discussion alive wink

With the number of people I see having such issues here, I think we should open a whatsapp group to encourage people. What do you think?

Facts111
PoliticsRe: 2023: Zoning Presidency To South "Not A Must" — Zulum by Elock1: 7:30am On Jul 08, 2021
Zulum, somebody some clowns in Nairaland were hailing as correct governor.
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 12:05am On Jul 08, 2021
Albertone:
Nice tips bruv.
I will try them all.

I no like to dey read grin
But I don dey try read now sha
Thanks




I love the seas
Me sef no dy read oh.. Na YouTube be my book.. I even get about 3gb night sub bonus for YouTube alone
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 11:02pm On Jul 07, 2021
Joelobioha:
this guy sabi work
Lol na so e be oh.. If chronic shyness timidity dy hold person you fit die of depression baba..

E better sef say you never chop than when u go house dy reason wetin ur shyness make you miss.

Me like this I for Don go extra extra far to say I been start correct am on time. But it's well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: As A Female, What Skills Do I Need To Acquire Before Going Abroad? by Elock1: 10:51pm On Jul 07, 2021
visijo:
Not every man that is nice to you is flirting with you.
Some mothers raised their sons to be gentleman.✍️
God bless you sir...

Na so one smallie for hood come office me, I look say na small money I give am.

Another day she requested again.. And na time I get I give am.
Next thing i come dy hear say this one I dy give am money e be like say I Don dy like am.

I just laff for my mind say see you way still be child abuse to me. Money I give am on the 2 occasions no even reach 5k sef��

Come dy do like say na 1 million I give am.
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1:
Albertone:
The bolded seems like magic to me.I wish I can pull that off one day...I smile too.
What pains me is the way I miss greenlights.Everybody dey disturb me say I be fine boy and I'm just wasting my "fineboyness" by being too reserved!
you see that fine boy thing na so them dy tell me too sometimes... But me I've even come to realize that my shyness dy protect me from some things sha

As for the magic aspect read wide like read really wide (so you won't be an otondo in the middle of a nice discussion)
Read about social ethics and the natural thing every one jives to like, sport, music, religion, politics(nairaland improve me on this Sha)

Watch some oyibo film too (I no mean jackie Chan and Bruce Lee own like English-speaking movies love etc) and when you say something try to pick you words if you dy stammer.

Me once I dy shy it's either I begin stammer or my voice go lost kpata kpata. So be careful with words so the person go know wetin u dy yarn.

Go to plazas and shopping malls etc.. Give ur sef assignment "go one random guy, tell am say he shirt make sense.. (make sure it is Sha)
Then next head to a Lady and say the same thing about her wears.

She must smile except na sadist.. But liver Sha fit cut you.. First day I try am for one Plaza.. E just be like say mk ground open swallow but me. Walai


Omo things plenty.. We no fit talk am finish 4 nairaland sha

MODIFIED: one last thing, this is wen you must love to read or watch anything Jokes ( no be all those foreign ones oh) correct jokes way be say if Naija babe hear am she fit relate. Don't be a boring niccur.

Facts111
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1:
Albertone:
Cool.
I can now start conversations with people but I don't know how to keep it going.





I love the seas
omo it's not always easy Sha.. I won't say that I can approach everyone for a random chat, but I can sustain a very long gist if I'm in the mood..

That's why I said you have to discover you first b4 knowing your approach.
Like me now I began to smile a little bit more (not the roasted goat own) I dy frown like masquerade b4 because the kind introvert pain I dy carry for body dy show for my face.

But after I started smiling more.. People come dy say wetin dem think about me b4 (say I dy resemble stubborn he goat) and dem no know weda I dy ever happy.. Dem dy call me sadist self for school b4.

I think creating a thread or whatsapp group to help shy and reserved people won't be a bad idea... We can share our experience and how to overcome and all.

Facts111
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1:
Albertone:
Post am for here make we learn abeg.
omo na gradual process oh. I was so bad that I even feel embarrassed to write what i did here.. Lol

I'm not a pro but I just feel different people have different approaches, what worked for A might not work for B.

But first of all I started with admitting I was a modafakin jerk.

Then I started reading all this rubbish online thing way no work oh... It sounds nice but liver dy always cut

I just hard to conquer my fear and register in a social group.. A theatrics group.

Then it all started by waving at random beautiful girls... From there we dy improve dy go.

I think whatsapp go dy better Sha.

Facts111
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 6:39pm On Jul 07, 2021
Albertone:
I am interested too bruh




I love the seas
Baba no be say I be guru oh... Na just as I take help my own miserable life I just Wan relate to am oh
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 6:00pm On Jul 07, 2021
Facts111:
Am interested pls
Nums if you don't mind sir
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2021
choblak:
Same here oo
Am still struggling to overcome shyness and being an introvert
I don't have a single human as a friend
I was thinking am the only one with kind of problem...

Sometimes I do avoid to get in contact with people is just to avoid societal problems...

undecided
we plenty Sha.. I have only one friend I can call a friend.

But I have been improving of late tho... I can now start a convo with anyone I like.

Problem is I still can't sustain it.. But when I come around now.. They are like my gee.
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Elock1: 3:44pm On Jul 07, 2021
Facts111:
Good day everyone..

I'll be 24 next month. The problem now is that am too shy. I don't have confidence. I don't have any girlfriend (am too shy to speak to a lady). You can wrongly accuse me and i will went away crying.

I am the first born of a family of six. A man once accused me of sleeping with his wife (the woman in question senior my mama) and i was like "me ? Me ? Me ? " and I went inside crying.

The only friend i have is my phone. The thing is affecting me seriously. I can't eat in public. I can't insult. I can't even look at your face to talk anything.... I talk alot inside... Am an online keyboard wariorr..

One boy was telling me yesterday to join 'cult' to improve. Though am thinking of it. People take me for a fool. Nairaland is my best website.

Please doctors in the house, is there any drug or medication that i can take to make me overcome shyness ?...
Oga trust me I understand you.. I was so shy too.

Couldn't talk to girls, can't just say shxt bck then.
But trust me I'm 70% free from all that rubbish shyness.

Yeah I don't have a gf at the moment, but it's now a matter of choice.. Girls way dy flock around me plenty, on like b4 but right now I no come even dy interested again.

I'm going out of it you too can.
If interested I can just give you my little tips.
You really need a friend to start with.
PoliticsRe: Private Jet: How Nnamdi Kanu Really Travels - Video And Picture by Elock1: 9:06am On Jul 07, 2021
naijapips02:
Mugu can you show us how he traveled to Kenya? You just posted only one picture to Justify the onye oshi. The albino oshi has been galavanting all over the world, flexing on bitches and designer clothes with your monthly contribution.
can you show us where he traveled in a private Jet doing all what you and your father Liar Mohammed said.
Even if he did, tell me where flexing is a crime anywhere in the world.

It's called simple logic. Don't be daft.
PoliticsRe: We Have Realized The Most Cowardly Tribe In Nigeria by Elock1: 8:53am On Jul 07, 2021
jimyjames:
Imposter from the North
them think say this divide and rule still dy work.. Them no know say we (Yoruba & Igbos) Don know their method.

Go to Twitter na, and see how yoruba people carry Biafra head and vice versa. Ive even made some yoruba friends as well.

If I tweet anything about MNK or BIAFRA na soso positive comments I dy see.

But Nairaland BMC Don full am and the funny thing is that you can't block some comments here, if not wetin concern me to dy read the shallow minds of symplymumu mannawhatever and Co them
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: Ogun Roads Can’t Be Fixed In 20 Years by Elock1: 8:15am On Jul 07, 2021
sad

All those useless allocation them dy give president, Senators, governors and Co Don reach to work all the roads way dy Nigeria and even other parts of west Africa.

I don't wanna go into money way Them dy loot or the one Britain dy thief on a daily.


Make I stop here Sha.
PoliticsRe: Spanish Ambassador, Marcelino Ansorena Visits Senator Orji Kalu (photos) by Elock1: 8:12am On Jul 07, 2021
VillagePipu:
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Herdsman that is supposed to be sleeping in the bush with cows, you are online talking nonsense. May your life be like Buhari's administration.
Oga I seriously dy vex for you oh.. Did any of what that idiota wrote make any sense to you?

and you went ahead to reply him on a beautiful Wednesday morning.

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