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NwaAmaikpe:




True friendship is essential.
Loyalty is paramount but having a conscience is everything.

Sometimes we have to do things even if it makes you appear to stand on the other side just because we have a conscience and because as humans, the only things we owe our fellow humans is loyalty and an unwavering support to them when they're being treated fairly.

Sanusi's unfortunate and very humiliating travail has been exposed by the media. Without them, there might have been no outrage to this humiliation.
He owes his victory and freedom to the Press.

They were steadfast to the reporting of his injustices.
They've even overflogged it because the topic on the lips of virtually every Southerner in Nigeria is either Sanusi or the COVID-19 and this is because that is what the press wants them to hear.

When will the press talk about the recent massacres in Ikwo, Ebonyi state.
Those victims and their families have suffered even worse than Sanusi. Sanusi lost his throne; these folks have lost their existence.

Because I strongly believe that what is good for the Goose is also good for Vulture, I hereby refuse to be bothered by the banishment of a Hausa King; because if it happened to mine, I can bet on my scruffy pubic hairs that no one in the North will even discuss it let alone losee sleep over it.

There's more to be worried about.
Like the new stamp duty charges on Savings account and Sister Mamunatu's pepper stew.

see ehnn..forget, this nwaamaikpe is a very smart and intelligent guy..some of his funny and witty posts here are just for us to laugh and ease tension, but we quickly attack him.

And to d matter...sometimes i just belive this country should be divided mbok...even if its into 2

mrZENographer:
It's inevitable. The prophesy of the endtimes must be fulfilled and it will get worse.
Then the worst is after the Rapture of the Saints. The Antichrist, false man of Peace manifests

now im really scared

einsteine:
Jay jay was never nominated with El Hadji Diouf.

In the two years that Diouf won it, no African was better than him. Is it the nonsense that Nigeria played at Korea/Japan while Diouf was leading the Teranga Lions to a quarterfinal (after beating France) in their first world cup? In fact that year, Senegal beat Nigeria in the Semi Finals of the AFCON.

sorry my bad...meant Hadji Mustapha...thanks for the correction.

EVILFOREST:
It is SHAMEFUL and DEROGATORY, to use another CONTINENT'S FOOTBALL GAMES to judge another CONTINENT.
That TRULY shows that AFRICA is filled with MONKEYS.
Please, when the whites call you MONKEY, just accept and move on.

ASIA and SOUTH AMERICA will never take such NONSENSE, not even EUROPE
RONALDO, RONALDO, MESSI never won any South AMERICA indigenous awards from EUROPE.

U must distinguish your self in your continent to EARN SUCH.

MANE is far better than SALAH, when AFRICA is involved.

AFRICA is so backward that it can even give such an award to someone that has never visited to play for his country in AFRICA.
I wouldn't be surprised if I heard they gave ALABA, African Best Awards.

WAKE UP AFRICA....

but sir I'm yet to understand why I was quoted in this post...can you enlighten me please

BluntBoy:
This is hilarious.

What is the history behind Nollywood?

Read about Bollywood and you will understand why Bombay became tied with Hollywood to become Bollywood.

Good sir, our history must not be tied to hollywood before accepting that there's a history


U are really not even getying my point... At this point We should be talking about the way forward and not names to use

Nigerians that deserved it but got robbed

1.Jay Jay Okocha- at the end it was awarded to Hadji Mustapha (like someone should tell me how Hadji was better than Okocha that year, or any year at all please)

2.Victor Moses- yes, he was really hot and pivotal to the success of chelsea that year but it was given to Mo Salah (Salah had only started making waves in d current year) giving it to aubameyang in Dortmund would have been better sef


Nigerians that may get it in the long run

1.Chukwueze- He may not be getting the goals and assist presently, but staying focused,making good career choices and hardwork will take him to places

2.Victor Osimhen- i know you were expecting this. All Goalsimhen needs is going to the right club, better publicity and banging more goals frequently

Notable mention

Joe Aribo

#widaz_KLUB

Super Eagles 4 life

BluntBoy:
It is very relevant. And you have just proven what Dejumo Lewis said.

So, because Indians have Bollywood, we must use wood too?

Do you know that many Indian film makers don't even like the term "Bollywood".

Moreover, the Bolly in Bollywood means "Bombay+Holly" and there is a history to it.

What does Nolly mean?

like i said its a nickname same as bollywood

they are all nicknames and going with what u just said the Nolly is Nigeria+Holly
and there is history to it aswell

he should be talking about is how we can make our Nollywood better than the crappy level it is now and not the name

who name epp sef

#widaz_KLUB

so should we now change it to lagoswood or abawood or what


somethings are just irrelevant to discuss..nollywood is just their nickname sir
look at bollywood and zollywood.




Widaz_KLUB

maynation:
Am I missing something?? How did his comment belittle Ighalo??

seriously nairaland should start screening people before registering them....several mad people these days



widaz_KLUB

franchasng:
Yeah some dudes are that lucky, and its mostly for quiet intelligent guys.


While growing up, I hated girls because of too many Biblical preachings my mother preached to me everyday. After family morning devotion my mom will then start a private class with me to teach me the things I will do and go to hell

Top on the list was girls...to the extent I saw any girl as Satan that will drag me to hell so I avoided girls like Ebola lol


And this my hatred girls made girls to like me so much that many did their possible best to be my friend to no avail. Me that was as strict and serious always like Adolf Hitler the Reich


It was in my SS3 that I started admiring one chick secretly lol....but due to my reputation for not liking girls, I couldn't show her that I liked her but I always looked out to see her pass lol


So many schoolgirls tried their best to get me to be their friend to no avail.

Finally my first ever girlfriend (when I got into higher institution) indirectly wooed me, and what saved her was that I was already crushing on her secretly but my ego and hollier than thou attitude couldn't allow me approach her until she started getting close and we became bestie.


All throughout my time in campus, I can't remember wooing any chick; maybe 2 or 3 and I always succeeded but would lose interest after we exchange numbers so maybe after 2 calls I won't call again and some I won't even call once and its over.

The only time I shiverred trying to woo a girl was a white chick I saw at a mall lol few years after my NYSC

kai....i swear na me be this...

my papa finish me with word of God, mine was so bad that i wasnt even allowed to talk to a girl, even in uni sef..
I was that cute shy guy that d ladies love but i never made a move...my papa no try oh, it affected my self confidence, even till now...
but luckily i've had a number of girlfriends...they just keep coming and God so kind i am witty, funny and intelligent...i go dy drop small punchlines 4 dem, them go be like "so u sabi talk like this but u dy pretend"
b4 u know boom relationship go start

dem sef know wetin be val and i dy indoors since morning, singleness wan kee me?

The headline alone made me laugh so hard...it may sound funny but sometimes i feel these "mad" people need lots of love from we the "sane" people...

like u dont know whats going in their head,
how they feel and all...some go hungry 4 days through cold and heat with every risk of contacting various diseases,these guys are in bondage and a lil bit of love would go a long way...
these guys are human too,lets also spread love to them.


#weeders_KLUB

chatinent:
I have the video.

pls what is the meaning of this "i have the video" i keep seeing it everywhere online

some even say "i have the complete season 2"

manGODDED:
you be clown I swear

bro the thing no tire u

Bustincole:
Good 1


Odion Ighalo, Mikel and sum other Nigerian Players should return hom, I repeat... Evacuate immediately

I have spoken

mikel wey don jakpa since?

I really dont understand what this world is...full of evil and sadness, aids,ebola, tribal and religious wars,crime, hatred etc..

Imagine enjoying life in china, suddenly everyone is supposed to be hiding like a rat because of corona virus. Na wah!...

Honestly i dont know why we were created into such world only to die at the end.

sometimes you best understand the emptiness of this world when u smoke we:ed

LET ME STOP HERE B4 I RUN MAD

BrutalJab:
Zero penalties. Oya drink sniper

y should i drink sniper?..i asked a simple question..he scored a penalty against cagliari, that im sure of...i wanted to know how many else..if u dont know the answer u move on and stop showing ignorance

pls some1 should tell me how many penalty dey there?
Btw...is barca now a yardstick for measuring players success
i dont blame the op at all,but to sl.ap the mod dy hungry me

Goaaaal

Zanas:
Gernort rohr is a coward, instead of giving maduka okoye a chance, he went back to Akpeyi, what future do we have with a disaster like Akpeyi?

even that una maduka check his record

Joshmodest:
I've been saying it right from day one
Gernort rohr is the worst coach we've ever had , the only reason most people disagree is because he's coaching one of the best teams we've ever had , so we are not really seeing his shortcomings....
We have no pattern of football , we don't know what style of football Nigeria plays , he has little or no coaching experience , and is just using our national team for teacher training ....
Even if we win this match today , let rohr leave , salisu , eguavoen even Emama can coach us , they're all better than rohr. We only worship him cos he's white !

you are not far from the truth...but being fair enough, he has contributed about 75% in building this team...calling together the lads that make up this "best" team....please give him a break the guy no go kill himself, rorh is way better than the people you mentioned

wait first oh...is it that they are using Nokia 33-10 to cover this match? I'm asking for a friend oh

Good day Nairalanders, forgive my typos in advance.
Going straight to the point. I stay with my aunt, distance relation kind of. Her husband's brother stays with them as an apprentice to be settled soon. she has 3 daughters, 8yrs, 5yrs and 3yrs respectively and in the course of my stay I have become good friends with him (the husband's brother) we chat about money, women and all and I never for one day saw him like a bad person.to cut the whole story short, this same guy is sleeping with the two eldest girls (his nieces) penetrating them and asking them to sxxk his dxxk and my aunt travelled presently to return on Monday .these girls even said weneva they start crying he threatens them to keep quite.
I don't know how to break this to their mum wen she returns, I don't wanna hinder his settlement as his old mum is expecting a good life from his settlement, at the same time I wanna help this kids....i even asked the eldest if she ever told her mum, she replied that she once did but her mum only waved it aside and asked her not to do it again without confronting the boy (I'm guessing she is trying to protect her marriage) her husband isn't in the country presently....please I really need advice on how to handle this as I don't want anyone coming after me both spiritually or physically..... Matured minds please



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