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victorv12: The best advice I can give a guy going through this trauma, is to dump the girl fast! Any girl that doesn't know how to cook is useless. Damn, why won't a girl knows how to cook? I can't imagine telling my chick to prepare my favorite meal, "BEANS", and she doesn't know how to cook it. That girl is gone! Lol

She must be a very lazy girl and not properly brought up. Let's forget she's from a rich, average or decent home! I'm talking about my stomach mehnnn! Me as a guy can cook anything not to talk about my girl can't cook! Such a girl won't even be in my life in the first place, not to talk about her cooking in my kitchen. My taste board are highly sensitive. I swear!

She's his wife nt his 'gal'.

RedBenson: My Aunty worships in one of the pentecostal churches and as i am typing this now, she is making frantic efforts to dismember herself from the church as soon as possible. I mean this church (name withheld) is so competitive in everything/occassion they may have.

If it's annual women conference which usually takes three days, they must put on three different fabrics (each for 1day) with special designs bearing the church name and which must not be repeated in the coming year.

The coming year will have it own out-fits freshly. As above, same happens to other occasions they may have and one begins to wonder why there's so much competition on out-fits etc in the church! Do they think everyone has money to carry himself/herself along with the out-fits trend? Even if one has it, wont it be better to channel the fund to other fruitful areas that need it most?

I just wish she leaves the church asap. Pls is it good cos one would definitely feel 'the poorest' if he/she cannot afford the current trend as others?

Its a season of PASTORPRENEURS, wat else do u xpect from a country wit a dwindling economy, high unemployment rate, deep rooted corruption n den a society dats 2-faced(steal durin d wk, go to chuch on sunday n pray 4 a beta nig). Fastest growin sector in nigeria is d religious one. Factories r closin down n Churches r buyin up dier premises n warehouses for worship centres or packini space. NAIJA
(my chuch is vry simple n nt lik dat)

ayobarmy: Nairalanders i really need ur help on this, because my wife is gradually sending me packing from home, because she bored me with are tastless foods, and i am that kind of guy, that love good food. What baffles me most is that, i can even cook better than her, but i cant take over the kitchen bcuz, its her office (and i love her so much)...... Pls help me ooooooo

wonderful! Neva knew a woman's office is d kitchen! Its a lil bit weird if u are jst discoverin u married a gal who can't cook. Simply teach her since u knw ow to cook, since u luvvv her so much it def wud b fun. Cookin is nt magic, can b learnt in a vry short tym. Best of luck

moreeni: Keep off her for another month without bringing up the issue and stay away from couple's gist time as well.If she doesn't still feel concerned enough to bring up the matter, enter unilag

May ur husband nt treat u in d same manner! Wat kinda blaady advice is dis. If u don't av a reasonable suggestion it wud b wiser if u jst shhhh!

U have a Q10, iphone, iPad n S4 bt ur siblings cannot pay sch fees! God is watchin u in 3D

lepasharon: #team virgin

If I hear! Sure u meant virgin mobile

DOGS, MOSQUITOES

adaobi123: I can't answer this. I've been loving food ever since I came out of my mothers belly.

Hp u r nt a fati bombo nw oh

omanifrank: only d members wey dey view dis thread don reach to open church oh....

Nufin does u, Pastorpreneur tinz on ur mind!

IYA NGBALI: go to your bank and stand by the side of their atm machine and monitor the people that come there to withdraw

Lolzzzz, you bad!

joel lala: Thats true, but at d end of the day it was baryerns funeral..
#badbellepeople#

Korekt badbellepple, u nor see say na gonner! He has neva watched his team play euro supacup n he get guts to de judge teams hia

bigass: USA currently has a debt of about 20Trillion doLlars. How are they going to pay back

Amount is large bt rememba dere's REAL economic growth dere, unemployment is tackled head-on, n den dere is social security. Evry debt owed by lagos is basically ending up in sm pple's pocket because amount of debt is nt commensurate wt infrastructural development. Pls don't eva in ur life compare d USA to nigeria

globalaid: news without picture

And so? Go to kogi, snap d pic n com paste it nah!

blink182: Bismark Rewane is just dull, I can't believe he is blaming this volume of theft on illegal refinery owners. Does the man know what 20, 000 barrels look like physically and he is referring to 150, 000 barrels.

Some people became successful by luck and not what they have upstairs.

He's dull n lucky! Wat a joke! I pray u r dat lucky n bcom a topshot lik him in life.

[quote author=ella.b]Updates--
A lot of cars can't enta d airport.some ppl are being emotional and crying that melvin dint win.[/quote]Cry say who die? mtscheeew, too many drama queens evwia.. Melvin's a brand already n moni won't b his p.

BBA don cm n go, dilish don cari d moni go de flex. Y una de bother still de argue nah? I neva knw dis thread wud last up 2 dis, una don pass 1700 already sef

Edo pple like abroad tins shaaaa. CHAI!

Shebi Beverly's a video vixen, she should Come home Quick ooo! We still have Davido's $3k Skelewu Competition. come buy form!

wild child: U stay around? We can still do it some other times G...just holla @ me anytime

Yeah, Am close to ziggy's, stay at unity estate bsid gtb on CMD rd. No shakes

wild child: U stay around? We can still do it some other times G...just holla @ me anytime

Yeah, Am close to ziggy's, stay at unity estate bsid gtb on CMD rd.

wild child: Just got to home,its so sad I missed the grand finale,well make I go enjoy my life as BBA don dull us
So if you're anywia around Magodo,catch me at club Ziggys...Let's drink to it,bottles on me
Congrats Dillish
#TeamPokello anytime

Omo u get luck say I travel, I for show dere in 10mins n guzzled all d beer in dat place. Lol

Mariarocks: Seirra Leone voted for Elikem??

Bastards

Bastards ke! E haff nt reach lk dat na!
Ova 500,000 Nigerian gurls are crying ova Melvin not winning tonite,advice guys,dnt set dat p 2dae

Sweetlemon: No it's not because of the money. If you ve been watching the show, you would have known that Melvin has the hots for her. I believe she like him too but for Steven.
She didn't seem so excited to see him though.......
Watch out. Mellish will not start yet cos she needs to go sort things out with Steven first. She needs to go analyse if she really loves Steven or if it's because she's just grateful to him (as I suspect)
There's a possibilty her heart will take her Melvin (it's a possibilty)

Dis is a "melvin must somhow lv n date delish or die' statement!

bbm broadcast: BBA is a higi haga or crikum crakum, how can BBA put we Naijerians in a teketeke situation BBA has all the trappings of an odoriferus saga, cum gargantuan gaga..

Bbm broadcast: BBA is a higi haga or crikum crakum, how can BBA put we Naijerians in a teketeke situation BBA has all the trappings of an odoriferus saga, cum gargantuan gaga..

Reenaspride: DILLISH!!!!!!! Am so happy.
TEAMWOMAN!!!!!!
Hope some pple will not kill themselves 2nite.

Also happy Elikem won d romantic thingy. *dancing4days*

#TeamElikem

Y wud de kill demselves? Was d moni comin to dier acct, n if de do wat do de xpect bev n melvin to do?

Wafi nor de cari last, nxt tym send proper wafi boi go dere, prolly wen he chop all d kpekus dere n no play 'gd boi' lk melvin , he go win d moni!
Wafi I hail
Delta I hail
Naija I hail
Nufin do us jare

Congrats to delish, nw she has d cash to go BUY HER HOUSE! Nice show tho! No 'grapes r sour' comments from me.

Krasid: Wow, look at the amount of people viewing this thread.I didn't know they is so many BBA fans in Nairaland.

Wen I notice am too fear catch me oh

Automatically switchn from melvinism to elikem, afta all ghana-naija get connection.