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Abegi abegi we try, up naija, 2 reps outta final 5 nor b beans!

khaleesi: Maybe u shuld ve asked how I met them, instead of concluding I attend their Church. When I was 12, my neighbors attend Deeper life..we were pretty close to them..and they somtims take I and my sister for their service. That's how I knw their Pastor. He's very close to them. Infact one of their daughter live with him.. The Pastor of the Anglican church is my step mum's Pastor. As for the Catholic Priest..we were in law school together..Lagos campus. We sat on same row in class. And ur last comment saying I ve somtin in me that attracts clergymen shows that u re one of those who alwys want to blame the woman when a man tries to take advantage of her..u alwys want to look for somtin to blame abt her..either she's a possessed or a seductress. My dear, change that mentality. These Men need to start taking responsibilty for their actions.

Ok, sori for d last comment. Of course ev1 who errs must b responsible 4 it, man or woman. Afta all said n done, all we r doin is speculation cos we hav heard jst one part of d story, wat she said cud b true, n also cud b false. Only God knws

Evry sunday chuches are filled, on friday mosques r too. Durin d wk there r all types of activties for both religions bt wickedness n corruption r increasin cos new n sharper ways r bin devised evday. Wen pple call on sunday de ask 'hop u go chuch'? Lolsss, we pretend to b more religious dan d pple who exported both faiths to us sef. Don't get it twisted, am a xtian n its gd to go to chuch

HotNaijaBabe: I had to drop my lunch when I came across this thread. And after reading, I had to hide my tears a few times cos I don't want to appear crazy.
The HOPELESSNESS of this whole NIGERIA-situation breaks my spirit over and over again..
What exactly do these Hopelessly-rich percentage of our society think about when they amass such wealth...Hey!!!!! Where Do We Go From Here? To the Embassies, to run AWAY from it all?

You cud nt av hit d nail on d head beta. Dats y wen u go to MMIA u see a large crowd of pple relocatin perm from naija, wit plenty family members sendin dem of wit d look of relief in dier eyes. Many dat r given jst visitin visas r advised neva to cm bk but sort demselves. Nothin wok well, progress is so slow, rate of decay is fasta dan d rate of improvement of infrastructure. In yrs to cm d xpatriate nigeria pop wil b larger dan d resident nigeria populatn.

[quote author=khaleesi][/quote]Nice points BUT ur examples r hard to believe cos u r sayin btw d ages of 12 n now u hav attended 3 distinctly diff churches n av bin a committed member in all of dem for u 2 av access 2 d 3priests/pastors. If its d truth it means u change chuches regularly n av somtin in u dat attracts clergymen!

HotNaijaBabe: Hmmmmmmmnnn....I almost did not want to believe this story until I remembered what happened to me.
I was in my late teens, fresh in the University. I joined a church and somehow, the young pastor decided to be my mentor( A close lady friend of his who invited me to the church also introduced me to the pastor). My beloved pastor did everything to discourage my relationship with a guy I dated back then. And then, on a fateful day, I visited My Pastor cos he called to say he was sick and bedridden, only for me to get to his house and discovered he was alone. I didn't suspect anything until I picked up a bible to read.
My Pastor asked me to come closer and told me:

'The Holy Spirit Directed Him To Have SÈX with me'

I was shocked at first and I immediately started PREACHING to my own PASTOR, telling him the Holy Spirit can't say such.
I left his place , told my best friend, told my neighbors and STOPPED attending that Church. As a matter of fact, I stopped attending church altogether until I graduated. I felt betrayed, I was really young back then, and I blamed myself for getting close to the Pastor in the first place.

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Recently, I met the young lady who introduced me to that pastor back in School and I told her this story. She asked permission to call him in my presence and I agreed. Pastor denied saying, he can't even remember. The funny part is, He is now also Pastoring a church in Abuja.

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My point is, don't be quick to Call the Op a liar. Some of these Pastors are even worse than the people they are meant to lead. The only part I don't understand is : Why didn't the Op leave the hotel room immediately? Did he put a gun to her head?

You rily av God's wisdom cos u were saved miraculously. Best commet on dis thread so far!

Mariarocks: It haff what? . Lmao.... I just had to quote it when I saw it. I mean...out of how many people that are on this thread, you concluded that I was talking about you.

I like that you know who you are.

Apology accepted btw. I only saw it after I had already quoted you.

Its takes a saint to knw anoda saint! Tanks 4 d acceptance

Mariarocks: I no mention name but na only you out of how many reply me . I thank God say you know yaself

It haff do nah, abi u no de tire?

@ jumong pan: jst sm hrs more, am sori 4 d way I talked to u. Same too @ Mariarocks n GOM! Abeg nor b we de d chase, mak we nor turn enemies.

Tank God for my yellow submarines, 2-1 n jst sm seconds left. Pray I will b thankn God 4 melvin's victory tom too.

I am scarified oh, see d way pple plenty for dis thread, makin 1600 go hard oh, abeg mak sm of una go slp b4 den, rememba say u go go chuch vry early tom

Kslib: Dj xclusive uses his mixes to heal bev's wounded leg and she is dancing normal..
Who said they aint no quick medical fix should go ask xclusive how he does it..
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All izz well!

Mayb she de fake injury to get sympathy vote! (Africans wud be lik ' eyah dis fyn gerl av injure in d house, biggie y nah? Oya let's all vote 4 her so she can use d prize moni to treat hersef' )Lol

Hi jumong pan.

NkemOkpara: Thank God all the abuses and insults will end tomorrow!!!!!!!

Abi oh, wetin get beginning must get end. I haff yab sm pple badly too jst as sm av yab me wella 2. Biko all dose wen I don annoy mak una nor vex oh. Goin bak to my real nick afta dis tho!

Melvinsim: pls tom is sunday, as u go to ur various chuches n salat try rememba to put melvin among ur praya point oh, n if u use a candle pls burn one 4 him! Lol

NkemOkpara: You see, everyone have their opinion on what they call slim, Average or fat. But this is the first time am hearing that I am average slim

Nkem I said u r AVERAGE.(Full stop). In ur own words mayb u want to see ursef as 'average slim' sha, IDK sha bt as na u talk am who am I 2 argue! Lol

NkemOkpara: So they get average slim?

lol

Lol, didn't 'average slim' oh, na u talk am. Average built(size) is smtin in btw slim n fat!

NkemOkpara: My slim person!!!!!

Ur nt slim jor, more lk average!

Broda melvin I knw d only stpin u is d camera. Don't wori guy, afta sunday u go get enuf!

Wonda ow many guys av eva JST massaged an unclad gal in a room alone n all de did was massage! For a Naija guy hand must touch, roam skip or slide mistakenly den ........

Mariarocks: I thought I've seen it all but I don jam the biggest fool for this thread sha.

You were lookin @ d Mirror so it can only b ur reflection u saw?

Mariarocks: LMFAO!!!! BACK TO SENDER!! AMEN AMEN! I no be winch/wizard oh. Na you be winch. You and your partners no even need plane to dey fly from country to country...you just dey zoom in the air for night...

I bind and cast ooooh!!!

FYI. I don't wish death on people or curse their family, generations or lineage. Its never that serious to extend stuff to that extent..

FYI: witches lk u wil alwys deny wat dey are. Kip denying. No wori, na praya go mak u confess soon. Hateful witch!

Mariarocks: Abeg oh . I no dey argue with person wey dey take things to my family. Abeg I rebuke every bad thing that has been said about my lineage and generations on this thread in Jesus name Amen!!!!! And also about me.. Amen!!

meanwhile....this last week, I don already talk say I no go banter like that. So that person wey just disrespect me up there....may whatever you said backfire to you one hundred folds. Amen!!!

Look @ dis lil witch who only has hate in her heart praying! U r a pathetic two faced biatch, afta cursing u stat prayin. Wateva u wish me I wish u 2.

[quote author=god_of_music]You are a BIG confused Hypocrite!! Gosh!!! You wanna beef me on writing in pidgin while you are doing the same??
For your information Fooool! Na only pesin wey sabi spell and write English wella fit yab or yarn for pidgin!
You wanna wish me death??
BET ME!
You will DIE before me! BET ME!!!
People like you are born at the road side because that's where accidents occur!!!! ****spits****[/quote]Bet me, bet me, u b bookie? Y I yab u wit pidgin, shebi u de use d rule book of yabbin de yarn? U de learn abeg, Information minister oshi, okponu god of popo. Roadside gd 4 u na, I didn't knw u had such a glorified birthplace cos wat I originally heard was dat u were d product of a leaked condom, conceived in a farmland, n @ birth ur mum tried to bury u in a pit toilet bt unfortunately sm1 rescued n elongated dis miserable life of urs. Don't wori death is comin to u soon, u av seen d signs already, mayb rigor mortis wud set in b4 u actually stp breathin. You r cold rite?

[quote author=god_of_music]Mumu! You can't even accept that you are sounding DUMB and now you just wrote this kiddish thing and posted it here with your two left hands wey get bend bend fingers!!
You dey Form say you be Teacher when na only your mumuness dey lead your miserable boring LIFE!!
AGBAYA!!!
You sabi spell everything for we world but you neva still win Award!
Confused deceased SOUL!!!![/quote]See dis blaady dirty muntula. 1st of all u de fear to use english type make I no use am yab u abi because u sef knw say u nor fit type korekt sentence! I see death in ur near future cos all u see is 'grave', deadbody', 'deceased' , beta repent nw b4 its 2 late, dis nite fit b ur last

Mariarocks: You are still talking LOL! You really abuse the privilege of being stupiid sha

How can I abuse dat special kind of privilege? Smtin dats bin passed down ur generation for ova a thousand yrs now, stpdity runs in ur veins, its ur rite n inheritance, ur kids r waiting for dier share

[quote author=god_of_music]Shaaaraaaap!! It was just a TYPO!
Mr/mrs.Perfect you are sounding DUMB now!![/quote]Be like say some of dat shite wen kip u for toilet from 12 till 9pm enta ur mouth n ur brain! Beta park well nw n mind ur bizness, afta all I no talk to u.

Josydaky: It could have been a slip of the hand.

Na u pour slippery stuff on top of her keyboard/ keypad? Slip ko, slippers ni

You send dem to primary sch, secondary sch, put dem in afta sch classes, send dem to univ n pay for tutorials n afta all d education de don't knw d diff btw UNLESS n USELESS.
May GOD nt give us dese kinda kids

Mariarocks: ^^^^ And this is what closed minded people like you resort to. I'm done here

Noooo don't b done, continue till tom u confused open minded soul, only u hate some1 n den dislike d same peson on dis thread.. Its my opinion if u don't like it, dat doesn't concern me, but if u wanna force me to change it u wud av to jump in front of d nearest subway first

Sweetlemon: Laff wan kill me ehn!
Abeg, I dey go sleep.
Cheers

Abegi go slp, no let pple wen de hate n nor de see well disturb u. Gdnite

[quote author=click2cbn]Lol! Dat was funny! I even had to check my dictionary to check if UNLESS has changed its meaning! [/quote

Jst to argue n mak dier point som pple can't undstd english again, som pretend de can't see!