Long time ago, a guy was trying to stop me and chat with me, by the road side. Then, i ignored him and walked away. Out of annoyance, he said '' u dis wohwoh thing forming a big girl''.
Then, i replied '' even if i wohwoh, i know i still get hope''.

He later said '' to ba ya, won mani won o lori oko''.

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it was in 2004



"Even the sh*t that comes from your nyash is from me"



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crackhouse: A guy once said to a girl "Ur type of Wowo{ugly face} fit make person just slap u for no tangible reason".

morelike wen police dey vex come dey arrest wowo peepz for no tangle reason..........omo if na me i go jst jump inside sea...

crackhouse: A guy once said to a girl "Ur type of Wowo{ugly face} fit make person just slap u for no tangible reason".

morelike wen police dey vex come dey arrest wowo peepz for no tangible reason..........omo if na me i go jst jump inside sea...

domack99: It was in secondary school back then when one of my friends went to meet the library prefect to discuss some issue and while trying to express himself the prefect said to him. "See how you dey speak English like somebody wey dey chop Chloroquine"

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mutiply: The worst i can tink of is whn my ex told me dat "the angel you knw is better than the devil u dont know" gush! I was like,whts she is sayin?

I guess am seriously confused here too! Still searching wikiGOOGLE!

I use to be very close to this chick ,i mean just a platonic thing we had together and she really thinks i'm funny and fun to be with and she also confides in me .Then she got a very serious guy and he finally proposed and they both agreed,started making arrangements for the wedding then she gave me a call to give me heads up on things after talking for 2mins i jokingly said "I HOPE SAY YOU DUN TELL AM HOW MANY ABORTION U DUN FOR YOUR LIFE" And the line went dead because the phone was on speaker and he was around her....i felt so sad even till now.

After trying to toast the babe for hours,all to no avail.The frustrated guy shouted in pidgin and i quote word for word "see your wowor black iron face,no wonder oyinbo say humans first be monkey"..
Everybody inside bus that day were laughing out their sorrows including the elderly woman that was initially preaching.. The funny thing is that the girl was not ugly,but she felt very bad,cos the guy completely washed off her confidence without leaving a trace...

Heard a consultant paediatrician tell a medical student "the amount of medical knowledge in you can be squeezed into the brain of a cockroach and there would still be space left to squeeze in some more". I felt embarrassed for the young man.

Do ur wost!!!!

The boy jumped over the fence like eiye apaaro!

@poster. Out of curiosity i decided to check ur profile, and frankly speaking ur kinda uglinez is rare. can only be found in ape

Don't allow temptations hinder your sucess rates.......still trying to figure that out, though.

Truckpusher: I use to be very close to this chick ,i mean just a platonic thing we had together and she really thinks i'm funny and fun to be with and she also confides in me .Then she got a very serious guy and he finally proposed and they both agreed,started making arrangements for the wedding then she gave me a call to give me heads up on things after talking for 2mins i jokingly said "I HOPE SAY YOU DUN TELL AM HOW MANY ABORTION U DUN FOR YOUR LIFE" And the line went dead because the phone was on speaker and he was around her....i felt so sad even till now.

Lwkmd....U r a very bad boy, hope say u apologise well o

I'ld ve to list them for rankin

The worst I've ever heard was from a friend back in the days. He was having a tough argument with his gf and all of a sudden he blurted out 'Animal, Goat wey dem bring from bush, with ur grape n1ppple'
I almost ran mad with laughter

Truckpusher: I use to be very close to this chick ,i mean just a platonic thing we had together and she really thinks i'm funny and fun to be with and she also confides in me .Then she got a very serious guy and he finally proposed and they both agreed,started making arrangements for the wedding then she gave me a call to give me heads up on things after talking for 2mins i jokingly said "I HOPE SAY YOU DUN TELL AM HOW MANY ABORTION U DUN FOR YOUR LIFE" And the line went dead because the phone was on speaker and he was around her....i felt so sad even till now.

You wan stop d marriage?

chiama1: While in Jamb class, the literature teacher said to a girl that was always sitting in the front seat..."why are you even always sitting here? it is not your kind of face that one should see as one steps into the class or while teaching, please next time, take a seat at the back...you are not fine atall. i keep seeing your face everytime i turn and i dont like that.

To say we were all shocked and embarrassed is an understatement. The poor girl wept so much that day.

The painful part was that this came from a man that was VERY very ugly. I will never forget that incident.

heeehhheehehe lwkmd

flanrey:

Lwkmd....U r a very bad boy, hope say u apologise well o

O. M. G!!!

hustla:


Means the same thing as Koni dafun iya e!

from which dikko be dat abi which language?

Annoyed an ex and she called me a "frustrated,dirty,stinking,miserable goat. Ure arrogant upon nothing. I'm too good for u".. My reply? I reminded her that she once called her sister and uncle too dirty. My statement-"doesn't that tell u somethn abt ur bloodline?".. I also quoted her statements-"my body needs u";ure makn me feel Hot".. I asked her why she kept beggn for sex from a stinkn,dirty guy. That shut her up forever.

NLders......chai

Truckpusher: I use to be very close to this chick ,i mean just a platonic thing we had together and she really thinks i'm funny and fun to be with and she also confides in me .Then she got a very serious guy and he finally proposed and they both agreed,started making arrangements for the wedding then she gave me a call to give me heads up on things after talking for 2mins i jokingly said "I HOPE SAY YOU DUN TELL AM HOW MANY ABORTION U DUN FOR YOUR LIFE" And the line went dead because the phone was on speaker and he was around her....i felt so sad even till now.

Please finish the story abeg!! What happened after?

ooseven: Random people arguing: "...if to say your mama know say na like this you go come be, she for use you do sacrifice or block erosion"

LMFAO, i go kill any pasn wey tel me dat kyn tin

Clemzy16: Since the topic says.. "The Worst Statement You Ever Heard." I'll say it gotta be yesterday show of the MTN project fame west africa season 5., when Sonia said "It took her 2years not to hate her dad." and "She hated every guy including her dad." No matter what her dad might have done to her, That's not enough reason to register her wrath on national television. I just wish her all the best in the competition, but if she probably get to be the winner of the competition, those statements will always be used against her.

Nt Sonia, it was Grace n she was evictd yesterday. The statement was bad. I knw her Mum wont like dat bad statement even if they are nt in in good term

During my undergraduate in d hostel, i went to brush my teeth, i met my flatmate their brushin, left ther b4 her, went to do sumtin , stil ther brushi n i said dis 'se gutter lo n fo ni' (r u washin gutter). To b sincere it ws nt funny cos she ws tagd wit 'gutter lady'

One day, last year as I was walking along Broad Street, Lagos, I saw one man begging. He said to my face, 'pls help me' but I just walked past him. The next thing I heard from him was, "you no dey hear? Abi u be deaf and dumb?". I almost fainted.

I said and she quote
'you are a disgrace for your entire generation'
but i later apologise

'olobuushan' is worst i ever heard

freecocoa: A girl got a request on bbm and accepted it, she asked the dude how he got her pin and the dude seeing the girl's pic, decided she was ugly and that kinda infuriated him.

So he wrote "As you ugly like this you still dey form, even dey ask where i get your pin instead wey you go thank me for adding a monkey like you".


Can't really think of any said to me right now.

lol...that guy is really funny and crazy. I wonder how bad she will feel, shame.

with his stethoscope hung conspiciously on his rear mirror,in a very sunny afternoon and slow traffic. a young doctor beckoned on a lady to join him for a ride, excerpts;

DOC; pretty, come and join me i will drop you off, today's sun is not friendly.

BEB; ignores continues ''cat trekking''

DOC; ''thank you'' could have been appropriate even if u dont want the ride, i dont get such favors myself.

BEB: abeg free me

DOC; sorry oo i didnt notice the bow leg no wonder you want to trek from here reach mile 4.

BEB; e concern u?

DOC; with ur face like peter rufai, add sun join am, na cancer be that oo (beb has serious pimples)


BEB; na ur papa be peter rufai, useless doctor, u wan do abortion for traffic

doc laugh jam traffic warden.

schorlbone: Fotitiri tawzan naira

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Believe u me, this got me laughing insanely in public.