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Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by Elparaiso(m): 3:07pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
Xisnin: Forgiving? He paid the best lawyers, dude. 4 Likes |
Phones / Re: Mention Top 3 Smartphones You've Used In The Past(throwback) by Elparaiso(m): 7:30pm On Mar 28, 2019 |
Samsung S7 Edge, Note 8 and 9. Samsung is where it's at. |
Family / Re: Why I Rejected The Food My Wife Made For Me - Nigerian Man (Photos) by Elparaiso(m): 10:37pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
When will these bloggers stop taking Rant HQ posts literally? I can't even post again because I'm scared of this unnecessary posts. 14 Likes |
Family / Re: My Wife Doesn't Like Sex by Elparaiso(m): 3:23am On Nov 15, 2018 |
Unless she's asexual, she just doesn't like sex with you. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Why The Sudden Madness For Benz Cars? by Elparaiso(m): 7:03pm On Nov 09, 2018 |
See as ona just dey yab Hyundai sha |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Qarabag Vs Arsenal : Europa League (0 - 3) On 4th October 2018 by Elparaiso(m): 6:11pm On Oct 04, 2018 |
This Emegharra guy na real naija |
Culture / Re: Oyaaa! Waffi Men, Benin Men, Port Harcourt Niggies, Yenagoa Men. Pidgin Contest by Elparaiso(m): 3:37pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
No be by who fit write Bible on top pidgin. No too much yannings abeg, na for Benin them born pidgin. If you no like am, go boil beans. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Lady's Reply To "What Would You Do If Your Husband's Mum Slapped You?" by Elparaiso(m): 10:08pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
Amberon: That's her ish, her and my mom. All I know is my face is for smooches, not slaps. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Elparaiso(m): 4:10am On Sep 19, 2018 |
cao: When you do, please come back with an explanation for why Jack had to be present for everything that happened after he discovered the financial patterns. Thanks in advance. |
Romance / Re: Lady's Reply To "What Would You Do If Your Husband's Mum Slapped You?" by Elparaiso(m): 2:11am On Sep 19, 2018 |
ThatKING: He's stopped being my wife's father. I no marry for their family again, make them carry their pikin. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Elparaiso(m): 4:42pm On Aug 13, 2018 |
KoiceReloaded: Really? Hopefully, it's better than SOA. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Elparaiso(m): 5:01am On Aug 13, 2018 |
I surprised myself last week. I decided to give Sons of Anarchy a second chance and watched the first episode again. Currently in season 4 finale and I want to thank K.oice, I shoulda listened 2 years ago. |
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shades NBC As He Releases New Song, Titled PUNA by Elparaiso(m): 4:56am On Aug 12, 2018 |
11 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Ways Girls Use To Scam Guys Nowadays by Elparaiso(m): 5:28am On Jul 15, 2018 |
Them still dey scam |
Sports / Re: Riyad Mahrez Set To Join Manchester City by Elparaiso(m): 11:07pm On Jul 03, 2018 |
Abeg, Financial Fair Play no reach their side, because this is a clear case of Financial Doping. FFP has been with Arsenal before the world knew about FFP sef, I just tire. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Opinion: Who Can Stay Longer Without Sex, Men Or Women? by Elparaiso(m): 2:00pm On Jul 02, 2018 |
Obainoneandonly: This is what you get when you put women on a pedestal. The ladies that are deceiving you are getting their dicking elsewhere. Keep looking at them as unicorns. |
Sports / Re: Sergio Ramos In Tears After World Cup Exit (Photos) by Elparaiso(m): 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2018 |
Waiting for the Salah fans to show their stupidity... 29 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by Elparaiso(m): 7:20pm On Jun 30, 2018 |
Portugal's gonna win, I don't understand all these fussing |
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard Set His Sights On Real Madrid by Elparaiso(m): 11:09pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
Felixalex: Thank God you know Chelsea's right next to Eyimba. |
Pets / Re: Python Almost Strangled Indian Man To Death While Taking Selfie With It (Photos) by Elparaiso(m): 8:16pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Did the snake beg him for the rescue? 9 Likes |
Sports / Re: Gabriel Jesus Was Painting The Streets 4 Years Ago For World Cup by Elparaiso(m): 2:46pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
JESUS loves you probably means something else entirely in Brazilian prisons. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Breakup? by Elparaiso(m): 11:55pm On Jun 17, 2018 |
The best cure for womanliness is womanliness. Oneitis has helped no man. |
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Iceland: World Cup 2018 (1 - 1) - Full Time by Elparaiso(m): 3:32pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
FoolishBoy419: He's been given. Wetin remain? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Women Cannot Handle Rejection At All: My Experience by Elparaiso(m): 9:09pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Stolen from Reddit, acknowledge the source. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by Elparaiso(m): 12:26pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
joseph1013: You know, if you forget his omnipotence and omnipresence for a second, he helped Moses heal the Israelites when snakes bit them. You'll also have to forget that he sent the venomous snakes in the first place, but it's all good. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Seducing A White Man In Europe by Elparaiso(m): 12:21pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Ovbiedo people. 11 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Zamar, Runtown's Son's 1st Birthday Photos by Elparaiso(m): 11:27am On Jun 13, 2018 |
Runtown looking like Kendrick Lamar. |
Romance / Re: 12 June - Happy Birthday Ubunja by Elparaiso(m): 2:08am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Happy birthday bro, best wishes from me. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Kate Upton, The Sexiest Woman In The World by Elparaiso(m): 5:36pm On Jun 08, 2018 |
PHC1stBorn: These names are familiar. Where have I seen them before? Maybe my church roster, I'm not sure. 74 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Should I Buy My Gf A Phone Now Or Wait A While? Advice Needed Please. by Elparaiso(m): 12:29pm On Jun 08, 2018 |
Buy her a Note 8 if you truly love her. Shebi your mumu na imported? |
Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Elparaiso(m): 6:07pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Maxcollins042: In other words, they're out for blood... |
Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Elparaiso(m): 6:05pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
According to Olamide, I'm balling like it's World Cup and I'm gonna shine, right? Other rappers be like Naija, them no dey reach finals. 1 Like |
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