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Lib Dem appeared to have made more loss than gain I guess. But The other major parties may need them for a deal eventually.


For all those screaming BNP and how they will take over. . . Erm election results ain't looking too good for them now or is it? Thanks for your "BNP will get you and deport you" blah blah blah. I stand by what I said before, they are nothing and have no threat.

chi-baby:
Nobori wantz left ovaz

Clearly you haven't tried pizza from last night. It is more delicious than when it was made.

Pweety4me:
[color=#440077]Who's leftover?

So your telling me all the guys u have dated had never dated 1 or more girls b4 u huh?[/color]

I think she catches them young. You know like those Catholic Fathers catch them little alter boys young.

nalijah07:
I have a friend who curses and disrespects her husband so badly. I have tried talking to her and she always just plays it down saying, "he is not going anywhere".

It looks like she is right, because whenever I see them out in public, they look so normal. All of this is done behind closed doors and often in front of the kids. I just wonder how he feels as a man to have this happen on a regular basis.

`Sounds like what Madam Tpia puts me through on this forum and yet, I still like her.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hehe i missed yu. [/color]

There is a place to find me. When you miss me enough, you will know where.

Madam tope, what do you look like? Are you on YIM? I am gonna add you now.

baybbootz:
Where is the originator of this thread?
has he found a wife yet?

I am here jare.

daduke2k:
Tot he chose u once upon a time

I dumped them all, them no get style or substance. I think I do genuinely like Pweety4me though.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]O yea i 4got Elrazur is fugly handsome 2. . .hehe [/color]

Oh you now remember me? Oni taste rara.

Can someone summarise it for me please.

190:
yea thats my ex, shes disturbin me she wanna come back,
i can send u her contact if u dont mind, !
but dont tell her i gave u!

What a big forehead. Opon ori.

Who gives a shiiit what you think. If you no like am.   .    .    . fuckufff.



Seriously, do fuckufff.

Hung Fffffucking parliament?


Well according to exit poll.

It is not the selling that worries me, is all those countries that split from the old USSR who may have some of the nuclear weapon technology available. There is nothing stopping them from selling it on the black market.

Silly-muslim-loving-maggots giving justification and trying to find every excuse.

To those muppets who have suggested that "how come terrorist are caught more, since 911". Anyone with half functional brain would have realised that there have been an increase in surveillance rate and other reconnaissance activities on terrorist cells etc. So it is no rocket science that more and more detection and arrest are been made.


And as for the grade one muppet who tried to bring Christianity into this, who gives a shiiiit about what happened in the 16th century like illusion2 asked you? Do you have a brain? No offence, but I am left to wonder how the sins of 16th century are still been used for today.

God save us from men with tiny mind.

The Youth didnt even touched him, but scared the wanna-be MP. The BNP dude punched him first and as such should be charged. OH wait, just watched the video again. He spat at him. It must have been like acid due to the curry present in the saliva lol.

Frosbel is that you laughing?

Kai, look at that curry-eating Pakistani with his belly bulging forward and sideways . Lwkmd.

There will be more of this to come. Asians are bad arse when it comes to fighting for what they believe in and I respect them for that.

Mai Suya:
you just dey wake from sleep?

@topic,
NL beats FB any day IMHO; I spend over 80% of my free time here

Yeah. **rolleyes**

I spend more time in those two places than I do on FB or NL is what am saying.

OneNaija:
I feel like shooting any White Guys going out with my Nigerian Girls. Pls don't get it wrong because am not a racist but I don't like white guys going out with Nigerian Girls it make me mad and Jealous.

You are one slowpoke. Don't get me wrong, I am not insulting you I am just saying you are a slowpoke.

I hope you can see your logic in there.


What is wrong with a white guy dating Nigerian women? Once again, useless men like you give the rest of us a bad name. Do you think Nigerian women are your property that you can tell them who they date and who they do not?

Omo you are racist. Simple as ABC. I guess, you won't have a problem with someone who is off Black skin but another nationality to date a Nigerian woman right? And you think you ain't racist? Gosh you  are nothing but a Black version of the BNP. Yeye man.

Lecture room and placement section.

I have both where ever I go, so it depends on what mood am in.

I need a wifey, you want a committed guy. Kai! Match made in Nairaland heaven.

See my thread for here.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-437183.0.html

This may be ironic and bizarre, but I feel safer with Russia and the USA having thousands of Nuclear head weapons, than say a nation like Iran, Syria or those fanatic nation like NK.

honeric01:
uhm elrazure still looking for a wife, what a puty

Clearly NL ladies are rubbish. I wonder if anyone can prove me wrong. They aint just wifey material.


@P4m

Come back here.

**Checks her bag to make sure none of ElRazur's DvD collection is stolen**

**Demands credit cards**
**Rips them into two**


Now you may go.

laugh wan kill me die. Nigeria's version of LOL.

Hmmm okay.

If this the part I sing you a sad song to mark the end?


Okay here goes.

Puts on MJ's voice

Rose in the valley
Rose in the valley
Where the lilies are growing
My love for you
shall never never die.

**Sobs**

Waves goodbye.



Okay, that's that. Where is my new wifey?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]No not @ all but probably much better & suitable 4 another bride. . .i am not your type El trust me on dis. [/color]

It makes no sense. Why ain't you my type?   Is this one of those "It aint  you but me" situation?

Enjoy yourself ni gba yen.

I get mucked for saying I will sexxx  you passionately? Loooorrdaaamaaaaciiiieeeee.

lwkmd.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Maybe this is not gonna work out. . .i mean 'we' [/color]

As my people say if one car to go mushin, plenty cars go reach jare.


Just out of curiosity, is this "we" may not be working out because I am not good enough, or may be because you are a ladee?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Ehn?i no get u need 2 explain this 2 me very well. . .[/color]

Very well when you are lying down and your arsse is shooting out from the side? You know, I will just come lie next to you gently, whisper some sweet non-sense into your ears, then I take style undo my pata and, pull your pata down south too and then I slide my john mary in. You see moments like that I can be romantic.



Or when you are in the shower and you want me to scrub you back for you, I just use that to get myself wait, strip naked and join you for there. Before you know wetin hit you, I do slide my john thomas inside your mary mary.



Yeah instances like that was what I was talking about.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]R u romantic @ all?[/color]

Only when am Hot and you are in a position I can take advantage of. Yeah. I can be.


Okay, we will do yours.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Yes baybaby

O ri e ti fokasibe [/color]

I hear you. But for the sake of getting along, I prefer my version better. The one you wrote is too restrictive.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^They should go & sort out there matters elsewhere abeg. . . [/color]

Abi o. They should learn from us jare. We can flirt with someone else, even shaagggg them too, but at the end of the day, we still love each other. Ain't that right pweety mi?

**kisses pweety**

chi-baby:
u are still laffin abi?? go'head
nw where is Manny? o gawwd why dint i give him a chance??  

Will you keep going to another man once you have problem with one?



This na storm in a tea cup nauw.

kokonets:
Guy, i luff diz barbie o see wetin u don cause o help me beg am

Mamiwater are hard to beg. You may need to offer a scacrifice of Palm oil, maggi, meat and some tomatoes inside one big pot.



PS
I hear say when dem get upset, them go take away yah manhood. Oya go and check to make sure say your rod is still functional.






@Chibaby

Omo wetin dey do you sef. Oya calm down now. It was just two men talking and nothing more. The guy never do am sef and you don have hypertension. Oya calm down and go talk to am privately nauw.

Pride comes before a fall, so be nice.

lwkmd.

Kai. See shakara, tranga and drama.

Koko e be like say you are stammering.