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Odunnu:
@ELRAZUR
ThnkGOD say dat your peck land 4 my a.s.s. If to say na 4my mouth e land,u sef knw wetin I 4do.

Hmm. Are you flirting with Pweety's Boyfriend?

Oga Koko, no let some woman shakara you jare. If you can get someone that is good looking like this mamiwater, I am sure you can get 10 mamiwaters.

kokonets:
Yea bruv, sometymes i feel like im God's gift to women and God had a reason for using a man's ribs to mould them no be beans

I don't think I am God's gift to women. I am. Fact. Look at my signature. Any woman who take a look at me and say I am not fit/not cute/blah blah blah must like females.

Why do you think Pweety is drawn to me? It ain't my money, or my wits, or the fact that I have jokes. Omo it is because I am a gift from the almighty.

PS
Odunnu if you are reading this, I ain't arrogant. I am just frankly speaking. mmmwaaaaaah.

kokonets:
Guy, i bliv u n i think we share the same code. . .Playas 101, did u eva read that your ratio is very applicable maybe i go soon drag net for your radar make i catch some cuties

Glad we dey same wavelength. Hopefully, that madam of yours is not reading this forum sha? There is nothing as painful as an untrusting woman in a relationship.

Playa what? I don't read such things jare. I am just doing what I am program to do you see. I.e. Find food, survive, find woman, have sex, procreate, die happy.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]No 'twinS' tactics formed against me shall prosper!AMEN![/color]

Lwkmd.

Once again, when it comes to showing your face, you back out abi? Are you a[b] ladeee?[/b] You know, like from the tv show little Britain?

kokonets:
Unfortunately, im hooked didnt need to open a thread

Listen man. Go and read your bible. In the books of revelation, it states that when the world is coming to an end, it will be 7 women to 1 man. As it stand, there are more females in the world than male and as such, one woman can never be enough. If anything I am starting to think I am doing the will of god by helping towards making the predictions in the book of revelation come true. Expect another thread for number 2,3,4,5,6 and 7.

Also, are you telling me she is pretty enough for you to leave every-other women out there? Oh guy, that one nah your problem. More women for me and my type I think.

God, am good.

**God forgive me**

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Yes plse. . .[/color]

Once you post yours.  

kokonets:
Congrats Razur. . .seems u finally got hooked , congrats pwerrie

Is it?

Oya go create your own thread. Hopefully, it won't get to 22pages before someone take pity on you.

ayettymama:
ehn but me inno fancy u!!  

How a man see Lambogini and Ferrari for ground, but prefer a Trailer or tipper?  

Okay o.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]He doesn't exist right?[/color]

Do I have to post a picture of him to prove his existence?   I am disappointed in you.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Is he nicer dan u?[/color]

He can be whatever you want him to be.

Odunnu:
ko serious at all!
I go run well well,u no go find me

As my people say "One million SAMU, e no fit run pass God hand".

If I get to lay my eyes on you. I will do all I can to make you mine. Even if na kidnap.

ayettymama:
loool erm no!!!

u keep lovin your skinny chips dayuum im lookin for my 50cent!!!!



its just your comment on bein loud

and i was wonderin . . . .dont worry, youll think i fancy u

i dont want u thinkin that!!

Nothing wrong with you thinking you fancy me. Heck, I fancy that mamiwater, bootz, and those I have seen their photo, but e no mean say e go happen you see,

I fancy a Lamborghini, but e no mean say I go get to buy one soon. [Unless off course I win the lottery]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Pstttt. . .anyhow i have a twin sister i don't want her 2 come but it's like she wants 2 would u recommend it?[/color]

Do I look like I am keen?

Better still, pay for her and you, and both of una no turn up? Good idea I think. Or what do you think?


Look, I have a twin brother willing to come too, should he come?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Ok thanx my sista. . . about El i don dey tell u na even him don dey tell u say make u no take am serious. . .he just likes 2 jokes a lot jare abeg no mind am u hear? [/color]

Dey underestimate me sho gbo o. Na so I go take play play give you Gala oyinbo.

Odunnu:
Pweety plz b kiaful.Anyhoozy sha,I thnk El is realer than som oda nlndrs.My only wahala wt hm is hs hi handed arrogance.

Thank you.

But you need to meet Sagamite, Follypimp, Debo, Chamotex, Omo Ibo, Jay Bee and co. These are all cool dude. Apart from Sauron who is crazy like me too.

Look jare, nah your wahala if you think say I am arrogant. All I know say, when I come naija, I go come find you.

ayettymama:
lol imagine someone like ayettymama and elrazur dating??

the house will actually explode!!!!! omg i think i will actually cut his head off!

lol. . . . . . . . . . . . .  i think i should change!!  

**random thot**

Awwhhh is this your way of making up? Okay no worries, you are forgiven.  

Look, I think we blew each other's chances the moment I said like skinny gals and the moment you wanted a 50cent body in a man. I can only speak for myself and say I do not have 50cent body, but damn, am good in other places.

Alternatively, we can give it a go again. You drop the 50cent criteria and I will overlook the skinny gals quality. Deal? If you say no God punish you. Just pre-empting an attack, just in case you wan do shakara.




**Looks in the mirror**

**Winks**

**Damn am good**

sexyZee:
na so dem go dey form bad guys 4 nl

Wetin concern moimoi seller for Doctor's seminar? I dey talk to my wife you come here come dey talk shiiit. Thunder fire your mouth. Nonsense. Psshhhheeewwwwh. Shior.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]

Yea but u said u don't want any intruders right?so wat if some1 comes in & pretends 2 be 1 of d members?[/color]

Omo mehn, relax. I am a security freak and as such I like to think I have an idea of what we are doing. We contemplated providing security the last time, but we felt NL as at the meet are mature enough and none was needed. Guess what, it went on with a blast and everyone chatted like we knew each other for real.

Also, there is no "Isolation" I.e people who came bought someone that knows someone with them.

The point is your email will be verified. I.e after giving Saga your email, he will ask you to change specific things in your profile as to know who we are dealing with and no one is using your email without your permission etc.

You see, if there was ever a leak, it will be from say a slowpoke or someone hellbent on causing wahala. We had one last time, during the planning stage and Sagamite was quick to step him and told that member to Bleep off. He did and was offered a refund or something like that sha.

Anyway, you have nothing to worry about. There will be CCTV coverage in any of the venue we are using anyway and we made sure the staff are informed to have it really recording. I know I did.


I am not sure about you, but this aint the first time I am meeting people from the net for a meet. I did that with crazier white folks before, so kini big deal with Nigerians that aint even as half as crazy as I am?



@Odunnu

If you are violent, then I am a volcanic eruption. Fa ra bale or you go take body chop kane. Your choice.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Ahaha u no serious. . .u no know how my face be so how u no go give me face?abi i go stamp 'Pweety4Me' 4 my 4head!

Hmmm anoda thing i was wondering r we gonna share pictures via mail cause how will we know who is who?[/color]

Omo mehn. Everyone introduces themselves by their NL names first [in most cases] and then their real life name after. Eventually, people will know who you are. I am sure someone on here knows your identity and with my networks of mole, don't be surprised if I have your photo before then.

Omo, I am wearing a T-shirt with the following inscription "I am ElRazur. Original fine boy since 19xx" so that way you won't miss me.

Why are you keen on sharing photos? It is odd, how you won't come on MSN or YIM, but do all you can to know more about others before hand. Nah wah o. I wonder why.

Saga, I am not sure if it is worth opening another thread. People will use irrelevant discussion to make the proper post go away. But if you feel you can get all info across here, no worries.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]l [/color]
[color=#550077]Hmmmm i am. . . we'll wait till d meeting now 2 find out[/color]

The thing be say if I bother to turn up and you dey dia, I no go give you face sef. So take a gear down on your shakara joo. By the way, two can play that game too.

Emi bad arse. Emi original bloodclat before any bloodclat.

Odunnu:
Pweety?

Ki lo de? Ohun ati oko e soro lo wo. Joo odabo jare.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]R u really like dis in d 'real world'?or u just frontin?[/color]

I am a bad arse motherfunky guy. My mouth is as flithy as Sauron's inside [He is full of shit]   and I take no shit from nobody. I am like Yettymammy, but a bad, yeah Michael Jackson BAD version. Some say I am like Debosky, but a rougher and straight-talking bastard.

I think I am something like that.



Come to the meet and find out? And if you won't then I guess we shall never know.   .   .    .    


What are you like in real life?

God punish your mouth. It was a question. I know you are crazy, but only in bed.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Go look 4 her nao since u r so curious 2 know her whereabouts. . . [/color]

You dey crase? Them say someone na Mami water and you dey suggest make I go look for am! You wan make them use me for voodoo abi. Thank you very much. But as she carry herself comot, na so she go carry am come back. You hear me woman? Psckhweeeeewwwww.

Hello wey chi baby nauw? Abi she don go back to river?

chi-baby:
therefore u lotz shud speak english language. . .not hard jeeez!
if err1 started speakin their diff lang, u fink NL wud b fun? 

Awwwhhh she is feeling left out. GTFO here. lol.

OKay no more yoruba speaking.

So how was your day? [not that I give a poo really, but let me pretend I do]


@P4m
Okay, let's take our plan of killing chi for spare-parts somewhere else. She is starting to get suspicious. 

Omo ki lon worry e. Nothing wrong with a health dose of isokuso jare.

Oya igba wo la ma meet up now? Oko mi nnlee just for you. Oda bi eni wipe mo lo fiagara ni bayi.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hehe ki lo fe gbe si mi lenu?

Mo wa alrite jare iwo no ko?[/color]

Ki lon worry e? Mo fe gbe Gala Oyinbo si e lenu.

**Buy your gala here** **Points down there**

Oya ma bo, wa gba Gala oyinbo jare.



I'm on break. Got a couple of papers I have to finish.

chi-baby:
. . . cnt shout mayne

Why you dey show yah 32? See this Mami water, comot for here before I give you too Gala oyinbo.

Sounds like desperation to me. Anything to win a seat or so.

As it stand, it is clear they will never be a threat and will be losing their seat soon once the economy picks up again.

Look at this people. If you no sabi Yoruba Yoruba, comot for this thread.



Iyawo mi pweety, se o wa okay sha? Omo boya lomo wipe mo fe gbe si e lenu. But shhhhhh tell no one.

chamotex:
Oyan e dabi GORODOME!

I am sure FL will not take that lying down.

lwkmd.

chamotex:
Omo FL gators yi sha like ko ma le okunrin kiri ori thread sha.
Won fi okunrin se e ni? Onisekuse!

Some call it a problem

Some say she is a biaaaaaaasshhh

I think she is Talented.

FL please chase me, I am loving it.

FL Gators:
Oniranu ni omo elrazur yii sha. Wo, to ba fe, to ba ko, iwo ni oko mii ti yo ma san montly salary fun mi

Ori step mother e daru.

Mo ko rin fun e ni music section, mo so fun gbogbo eniyan pe iwo ni number one fan mi. And how did you pay me back? Like Paul did to Jesus, you denied me. Omo, e mi ti fi e sile jare. Mo ti dasi e lara be omi ishanwo.

Me I don go with pweety4me. Oh mi o je ni kobo rara. Oruko mi o kin se maga, so me I no own you any maintenance.